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RomanceRe: Dear Girls, Never Miss A Boy With This 8 Following Qualities. by ogaprime(m): 8:18pm On Feb 17, 2015
MightyD:
That's for you okay,
You don't know how I live my life,
It is not a must that u must frnd before u get marry after al my Bible did not mention a girl friend of a thing.
I know...you will have to find a wife and not expect a wife...you might find and not see but once you see, you have found. See there is making sure she is your missing rib out from thousands of ribs...
RomanceRe: Dear Girls, Never Miss A Boy With This 8 Following Qualities. by ogaprime(m): 6:34pm On Feb 17, 2015
MightyD:
I owe my wife all these explanation.
Nd i owe nothing to a girl frnd.

Do I really need to waste all my personality on girl frnd of a thing?
Really absurd nd don't sound intresting at all.

Just my wife deserve the best service of my kind.
So your wife will drop down from space station abihuh As in before she touch ground, you don marry her sharp sharp, no friendship no familiarity?
RomanceRe: Dear Girls, Never Miss A Boy With This 8 Following Qualities. by ogaprime(m): 6:27pm On Feb 17, 2015
AwesomelyMade:
WELCOME TO THE DREAM LAND OF 8 QUALITIES.

Honestly a girl that has a guy with all these qualities will be bored in the relationship.
It is ladies of your type that double date or go after "bad boys". After being used and dumped you now remember the" bored relationship and the boring guy of 8 qualities"

If better egg dey your hand, keep am well. No go look for bird wey go lay eggs for you...
Jokes EtcCaption This.... by ogaprime(op): 3:19pm On Feb 17, 2015
#when your enemies start testifying to the power of God in your life after hot deliverance session...

PoliticsRe: FAYEMI Vs FAYOSE: Jubilation In Ekiti As Appeal Court Confirmed Fayose's Victory by ogaprime(m): 10:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
alakaloko:
http://www.punchng.com/news/%e2%80%8eacourt-affirms-fayoses-victory-bars-soldiers-from-polls/

PhonesRe: 10 Ways To Make Your Android Phone Run Faster by ogaprime(m): 10:49am On Feb 16, 2015
Zinosalexander:
Be warned: you need to root your Android phone to install any custom ROMs, which voids the warranty. Rooting is a process that gives you root permissions on your phone, hence the name. It’s similar to running a program as an administrator in Windows, as Lifehacker describes it.
My mum's tecno n3 will be 3-2years this april. So that means I can root it abi. Since warranty is most times a yearhuh
FamilyRe: Help! I Don't Know How To Tell My Wife That I Have Impregnated A Girl by ogaprime(m): 12:00pm On Feb 15, 2015
bidex:
Please I need your candid advise and assistance on this baffling issue that bothers me since.

There was this girl that helps me in the office to buy things here and there on daily basis, just like an office assistant.

One thing led to another and we did adult things that ends up with pregnancy.

I'm confused here and don't know what to do.

Please help me out.
@Op...E be like sey de girl jazz your food....how de matter nowhuh
RomanceRe: Share Your Valentine's Day Gifts Here! by ogaprime(m): 9:55pm On Feb 14, 2015
farano:
Hello guys, here we are again, Happy Valentine's Day. Let's share our gifts from our loved ones cheesy

SportsRe: FA CUP: Brown Ideye Scored Brace As West Brom Thrash West Ham 4-0 by ogaprime(m): 8:31pm On Feb 14, 2015
PadBin:
Brown Ideye has done it again as he scores brace for the baggies. The first goal came on first half (20 mins) while he netted the second goal on the 57th minutes.

SOURCE: Football Results Plus
Na two of dem go do "chicken" deliverance ooo, why come be say the other one own work once and ideye own just dey work dey go everytime why??

#na joke ooo
EventsRe: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by ogaprime(m): 11:41am On Feb 14, 2015
deebrain:
And the lord turned unto him and marveled, lifted up His hands and said unto him and those that gathered to hear him,

"O ye of little faith! ATM machines neither slumber nor sleep. Deny not thineself and thy boo, the responsibilities of the day thereof".
Loooooool....thanks,money is not de problem. But that's not what am saying. Am talking about hyping of val
EventsRe: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by ogaprime(m): 8:46am On Feb 14, 2015
deebrain:
I want to use this opportunity to wish you all a happy valentine's day.

I also want to declare something...
Like sey I fit use am collect money for bank...
Btw, na weekend, bank no open sef.
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Introduces, Passport, Currency, Vehicle & Drivers Licences by ogaprime(m): 4:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
In *optimus prime's voice*...till all are ONE.
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Young Girls Get Deflowered On Valentine's Day? by ogaprime(m): 1:32pm On Feb 13, 2015
Enegod:
You're a real badasss grin thanks man
Lool...I be good guy ooo...am just pushing you into more trouble ni #good grin

...Oga seun,dem go fight. Off your fone oooo
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Young Girls Get Deflowered On Valentine's Day? by ogaprime(m): 1:04pm On Feb 13, 2015
Enegod:
My biggest problem is making 3 women
happy on Valentine's day..
It's a big job but someone has to do it. undecided
That's easy as bj (ben johnson. Ah!, your dirty mind).

Shebi its 24hrs...

Take 1st out from 7:00am to 12:00pm
Take 2nd out from 12:30pm to 6:30pm
Take 3rd out from 7:00pm 11:00pm.
Combine val-se*vice with 1st,2nd,3rd and you starts 12:00am till duty calls

If fight erupts, call oga at de top...
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy's Hidden Girlfriend Unveiled (SEE PHOTO) by ogaprime(m): 10:31am On Feb 13, 2015
icebebe:
Idontbiliv dis
Eeyaah!!! Pele,sorry. He left you for her abi??
#just asking #Godwin
PetsRe: My Cat Just Dey Live Like Queen Oooo!!! - Oyinbo Princess by ogaprime(m): 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
OyinboPrincess:
I hail u my people... I hope say all dey ok?

As I dey read plenty topics for this section e b like say I wan yarn small about my cat. Na this time two years ago, I don dey receive call from padi mi wey I know for work. E come tell me say this cat don become homeless... homeless sha?! how come?!

The cat don dey for one house like that, wey people nor sabi look after animals, e b like say the person head nor well at all. They don throw am for winder from 12floors high, reach ground. Omo God dey ooo - lucky say this cat nor dey break back!

Anyway sha, I don home am for one night initially - omo na almost two years don pass since!!

I don name am Tippy, na appropriately so, when u don dey think wetin happen to am. Since the time wey I don own am, omo nor b small mata.... she get one luxury fluffy bed, a personalised cushion cover, pink litter tray, cute food bowls and mat, a clawing board, a clawing tower with hiding space, toys don full the house self!!

She don tey since with these her toys ooo - I look am like... imagine na u be cat for 9ja oo - u nor go sabi anything sha. She dey lounge about anyhow, still as she don dey get all those things, she still come sleep for another place, like MY sofa!! She get big eye oo, na she dabaru!

Na house cat she be, e b like say if I free am for outside, another catgo scatter am anyhow, she go return house look like she don chop wowo lick plate!!

Chaiiii - God dey ooooo smiley

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ONE LOVE!
After going through your NL, am really surprised and happy that an european is speaking and understanding pidgin english...

Wana ask you...
Have you been to Nigeria before??
And how did you learn how to speak pidgin english??
CelebritiesRe: Funmilayo Ransome Kuti: The First Woman To Drive A Car In Nigeria [Photos] by ogaprime(m): 10:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:
yes o
Lool...see her mouth like "no oo"...
Btw, my gf's name is funmilayo too. So will you get muri (N20) while my gf N2000note #tongueout
CelebritiesRe: Funmilayo Ransome Kuti: The First Woman To Drive A Car In Nigeria [Photos] by ogaprime(m): 11:18am On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:
Heroin i heard she will b on N2000 note. why can do dat in time bf another woman takes her place
Becos sey she be your namesake so dat you go get free access to N2000 notes like oxygen abihuh
PoliticsRe: We Killed Over 300 Boko Haram Fighters, Says Niger Defence Minister by ogaprime(m): 10:46am On Feb 11, 2015
bizlifelines:
it seems these boko haram fighters must be either vampires or cyborgs. They never finish.
Or banelings (legend of the seeker)
FamilyRe: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by ogaprime(m): 7:36am On Feb 11, 2015
Sweetmarriage:
'goodmorning, papalette. i have something to ask because it's bothering a friend. her 7yr old twin sons ran into the master bedroom when their parents were having sex without knocking. actually, they saw how their mum was giving dad a bj. though they left when dad shouted at them, their parents are disturbed and doesnt know how to go about it with the kids.how to advise or explain things to the curious kids'

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nigerian-Papalette/312263085651212?ref=bookmarks
Its time for the parents to start sex education. Call de son that saw his parent doing "pump action" and in a gentle manner ask him all what he knows about sex. What ever he tells you, please don't freak out because what you want to do is to extract de sex information he has, format his mind and input new sex information that's TRUE. If you don't do this now, he will try it out one day. Then call the other twin(hopefully a male. if not,do it separately) to join his twin and ask him if his twin told him anything? Then ask what he knows about sex too and do the same therapy on him too.
CelebritiesRe: Kelvin Olusola, Grammy Award First Nigerian Winner [Photo] by ogaprime(m): 9:40pm On Feb 10, 2015
CrazyScientist:
Somebody told me parapapanpa.... When we pam pam pam pam, parapapanpa grin

He hasn't stepped his feet in Nigeria, so hes an american grin

FamilyRe: Suspected Cultists Hold Family Hostage In Lagos by ogaprime(m): 2:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
dammytosh:
Useless Father.

You have been looking for your son for a year.

What kind of training did he give the child.

Nonsense.!
When you start having children you will de kind of training he gave his son...
RomanceRe: Check Out This Pix Of Valentines Day Far Back 1965 by ogaprime(m): 2:36pm On Feb 10, 2015
JoeCutie:
Are your own bigger than theirs now?
Her own na like corruption;no limit...
CrimeRe: Ogun Fulani Herdsmen Rape, Kill Mother Of Three by ogaprime(m): 11:55pm On Feb 09, 2015
T4kbaba:
Lanatulahi Alalikafirun.That thunder is coming to scatter you soon.Just preparing your burial money for oni sango people.As your name suggrsted on NL , they will bury you at etiosa.
Your comment shows de reason why christians will always be peaceful...if you like abuse Jesus christ that he is a pig, huuhun, christians go de look you because its not our fight, its God's fight. Muslim will always be muslim, defending a god that cannot stand to fight for himself
FamilyRe: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by ogaprime(m): 11:59am On Feb 09, 2015
goofyone:
shocked shocked
The man get mind sha. And the lady? "I didn't have an org..asm. What kind of man has to go through such conversation?"
Unbelievable stuff. The man shouldn't have brought his dirty linen to the public. And the woman should also know there are brighter, better things in life besides an org...asm.
Oga azim, dats what is killing marriages in Nigeria. Na because of dem men won enlarge dir coast like sey na opah mose. Na because of dem men dey take all kinda drugs so dat dey can be satisfied. Dat one no do dem, dem won reach oga..azim like sey elevator dey wey go take dem dir...Adam!! WHY!! God help men...
PoliticsRe: Security Chiefs Put Pressure On Me To Shift Polls – Jega by ogaprime(m): 9:20pm On Feb 07, 2015
GEJ or GMB till man-o-war and boys scout are officially armed... ;DGEJ or GMB till man-o-war and boys scout are officially armed...
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Kiss Daniel Spotted Together (Photo) by ogaprime(m): 4:24pm On Feb 07, 2015
horizonhotspot:
I think this is their first photo together. The 'Woju' Crooner Kiss Daniel Uploaded the above picture on his instagram page with the caption:




"Woju Remix" Video is around the corner.... Stay Tuned!

http://entnewstoday..com/2015/02/photo-of-day-tiwa-savage-and-kiss-daniel.html

FamilyRe: Three Most Beautiful Words Cherished By A Married Woman Apart From I Love You by ogaprime(m): 4:17pm On Feb 07, 2015
debolly:
Must it be all the timehuh We can just decide to have a dinner for two somewhere outside our home.
Eehen! Dinner for two, You sure? Una pikin nkor?
RomanceRe: What Will Be Your Reaction If Your Wife-to-be Does This... by ogaprime(m): 10:28am On Feb 07, 2015
ItsAnderson:
I'll start doing press up tomorrow to gain some chest. I feel like waterproof
Op, if you can't hit de gym, hit de bakery...

NYSCRe: 2015 Election - Challenges And Mistakes Corps Members Should Look Out For by ogaprime(m): 9:04pm On Feb 06, 2015
kinibigdeal:
7. Party agents claiming the same name

After the training, INEC will give you the names of register party agents, so as for you to verify their authenticity. My first challenge was this, a particular party agent was claiming the name of his party and another party. He was representing party A and also party B using different name. I told him he will only choose one while I wait for the original representative of B. But guys, this guys are so smart that the name they will give you will tally with the one INEC gave you without even showing them, which means they are also the party A, B and C but trying to cause confusion.
Op please explain this no.7 better. thanks

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