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Zealoflife:
Mark 10:25 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make heaven.Jesus speaking.
All the people you mentioned are in the old testament.Abeg mention wealthy disciples of Jesus.He taught us to be selfless.No wonder your Pastors dey buy jet for una head become richest pastors in the world. U take only the partss of the bible dat fits ur condition/situation and neglect d rest.U dey copy ur pastor abii?

That verse is for rich people who take money as their god. Just to show or tell how hard it is to enter heaven because those that are rich might be thinking they can buy their way through to enter heaven. Why did he become poor that we might be rich? His disciples are not poor, God provided for their needs.
As you said about men of God using members money to buy jet...on that day everybod go answer him name, me I just de obey wetin God talk "bring tithe and offering to my storehouse"
Work on yourself to enter heaven no look anybody..

MizMyColi:
I take it you're asking whether I believe in God?


Yes I do.
However I've discarded most of the things I was taught.

Now I'm learning and experiencing.

I believe there's a supernatural force at work in us though, causing us to do that which is unto his good pleasure --- and ours too

It all boils down to our mindset and awareness as it relates to what He/It is doing.

That is to saay...you are semi-atheist

frijos:
@ OP there are more o!

15. You girls should allow us the freedom to be able to "FEED" our "EYES" abeg. When a gurl with a big booty passes us we should be able to turn our neck with ease n freedom so that we can view. Afterall its not like we just leave u there n go after the gurl. So biko u gurls shud knw that we love to look.

I believe ders more. Oya my guys add urs.

No be our fault ooo...na their kind dey tempt us...abi fellow man dey make you droll ni

major466:
Number 3 calls for serious concern. Some ladies derive joy in kicking guys on their balls.

No mind them...their mates de kick de real ball de collect awards dey snap pix with sepp blatter or messi or c.ronaldo

Yeye dey smell...

Zealoflife:
They prophecy according to the source off their power no blame them. By d way which of them self go make heaven because they are all rich and last time I checked a rich man entering heaven is an impossibility.

And who told you such lies?? Isn't abraham rich, isn't joseph the dreamer rich, daniel was with king,the highest authority in the land...solomon was rich but he didn't end well. Jesus became poor that we might be rich, His blessing makes us rich without adding sorrow to it. The point line is, don't let your wealth become your God, the love of money is the beginning of evil. Poverty can push a poor man to hell. So bro, change such thinking please

MizMyColi:


While I agree that religion can be spiritual, I've found that spirituality is more idiosyncratic and private while religion is more about public rituals and organized doctrines.

Hmmmm....Wana ask,so how much do you believe in "someone is behind the wheel controlling the turn out of things"

MizMyColi:
Reject Religion And Accept Spirituality.




Spirituality is for those who have been there.[/b]

Please explain the "spirituality" you are talking about

obongproff:
After like three painful heartbreaks in d past, my friend decided to stay away from women especially as he realised dat all d girls dat left him did so becos he was broke and kinda jobless.

8 months ago he got a great job with a pretty fat pay. He's living well and rily doing well for himself. Howeva, it was afta he got dis job dat he realized dat a man can get almost any chic if he has a nice car and a fat account balance - he owns a Ford Edge 2014 version and Toyota Spider.

Rite now, he's tired of sleeping around, meeting plastic chics and moving from one chic to anoda. And he's a bit confused cos 90% of d ladies he meet are more interested in his money dan in his person. He wants to get married but he wants to marry a girl dat loves his person and not his money. He also has good looks too.

Amaka dat lives along his former street who used to snob him before, saw him in his car when he came to visit his parents in dia family house(his former house), and since den he's suddenly become Amaka's sweetheart. D worst was wot happened in church. As a youth in church, he decided to make a financial contribution to d success of dia end of year party and since den, the youth secretary and two oda female excos are all over him. Some have made it a habit for him to drop dem off afta each service. He had to stop going to church with his car in order to avoid such embarassments.

He's a jovial, generous and down-to-earth dude and doesnt know how to be stingy. And dis seems to be working against him now. Once he sends a girl some money she begins to profess love and dat rily pisses him off like hell.

He intends to get married dis year but he's not even in a relationship yet. Pls nairalanders, how can he find true love?

Haaa!!! E hard small ooo
For him to find a good wife, he should be like great men that discovered great places. Men like; mungo park, christopher columbus, vasco da garma. Just like these people, they kept on going, they were hopeful,they were prayerful,they were not desperate,they faced storms but at de end, they were rewarded. He should not give up and he should not continue to stack up bad past of womanising. All the best...

CzarChris:
Okay OP, this is my dilemma. My main chick doesn't do any of these, but 5 of my side chics dey over do all these things. What do I do? Marry all 5 of them and forget my fiancee?

Bro, na election we go do and na open ballot system, no cheating no rigging and incumbent main chick must contest...

Jokes apart, show he op's post and let her read. If she's intelligent should deduce what you mean and what you want from her..all de best

Midehi:
yes she does

Lool...thanks very much

lurther:
1.She chats with you and call you:
If a lady does not call you or manages to reply your chats with 'ok', 'yeah', 'good', 'hmmmm'., run ooo. But if a woman calls you just to hear your voice and is always anticipating your chat messages, she is sure in love with you.

2. Inquisitive about your personal life.
If a woman loves you, she would want to know everything about you. Why would a woman who does not love you, ask about whom you are? If a woman is not interested in knowing anything about your personal life, then she has no single feelings for you, just run ooo.

3. She laughs at your stupid jokes:
But, if she laughs at every thing you say, you are winner.If a woman does not find your jokes funny, just run ooo.

4. She admires you often:
She always comment on how you look and is always positive about it, then she is in love. But, if she doesn't care about how you look, just run ooooo. When she makes it a norm to always smile at your looks, then she is in love. Even if you use the best perfume in the world, and she does not compliment you, then there is no feeling of her towards you. A woman in love will compliment the cheapest perfume the guy she loves uses.

5. If you’re with other girls she gets jealous:
She is the habit of always asking you ' who is that girl to you?'. Or If she sees you in a very close interaction with a girl and she begins to act up, she is in love. But, If a woman is not concerned about how many women you carry in a day, my brother run oooooo, she no send you.


6. She likes spending time with you:
It is not a big deal if she wants to meet you nearly everyday to spend some quality time with you. She can even be climbing your family house barb-wired fence to just to see you. But, if she is always giving excuses on why she cant make it repeatedly, lol, just run ooooo.


7. She touches you often:
Do you think it is only guys that do the touching? Once a woman is in love, touching you would be like her in heaven. That urge to always want to feel you and touch you will be so strong in her that she would sometimes unconsciously want to cling herself to you. But, if a woman sees you as repulsive, anytime, you are with her she is distant as if you have body odour, run ooooo.


8. She exposes the every single thing of her life:
Women are too emotional by nature. They are created to be so. If a girl begins to share her joys and pain with you. If she give you every detail of her life, like her past relationships, family issues e.t.c, they she is emotionally attached with you. But if a woman tells you, ' why are you asking me?' OR 'what is your business?', run oooo.


9. Staring at you and only you:
she’s is paying full attention on you. If her eyes are totally focused on you while conversation, then congrats bro, it clearly indicates that she is genuinely thinking about you. And she is actually on your radar, when she is licking her lips while deep-eye contact. But, if she is like , Oga, abeg be fast now, i have something else doing, without even a Gaze at you, sorry oooo.


10. She cares for you:
If she always ask about your day and how your day fared. If she ask about your change in mood, to inquire, if everything is fine with you, My brother, you are the king of her heart. But, if she sees you with a bandage and just say sorry and move on without asking what happened,just run ooooo.

This are conscious and and unconscious signs that a woman really loves you.

Hmmmmmm...so my gf loves me tru tru

Jakpon:
What is wrong with all these Yoruba people? Why are you jealous of we the Igbos? Is it by force to stay in the same country with you?

Leave us alone, we are going back to Biafra. B1AFRA FOR LIFE. B1AFRA IS A COUNTRY WORTHY OF MY PATROTISM

wo hole u?? You want mek hunger kill you abi?? Dey go...

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Blackchampion:
Bros u funny gan. Kneel down beg? No be small something ooo

E funny, oya give your job make I replace you...some aint lucky as you are and physically saying am sorry to your boss dey hard. Letter of apology na for management, saying am sorry physically to your boss is for your boss so also to show that you are remorseful. all the best

sunnshyn:
Go down on his knees to beg? A professional? Never! He lied, yes! All he needs to do is earn his boss trust again by being very honest and hard working in the future.

Aunty, I get your point, its in america you can put "a professional" into use. He lied, he did a criminal act, he should just go and meet his boss privately behind close doors and beg him. Do you know if de boss is waiting for his letter of apology and physical begging and a promise never to do such again. "Na all lizard get dir stomach for ground, we no know which one him stomach de pain oo"

Blackchampion:
Blackchampion

Bros, do it de Nigerian way, go down on your knees and beg your oga and tell him the truth if not, he won't trust you again. Remember, first impression last longer and you don spoil am already.

VickyyB:
That's a husband material.

Aunty you won buy?? Original husband material dey ooo which one you want..

Naija made material
Oyinbo made material
Heavenly made material

All at affordable prices....

today's harmattan is very cold and there is nothing we can do about it except than to adjust by doing things that will keep us warm during this harmattan. So tell us what you do to keep yourself warm.



I play "shake body by skales" and I shake my body

Oya shake body
Oya move body
Make you ring alarm o
Oya shake body

Ah coupe decale ma
Sagasige
Akilibre
Faro de ma
Decale….decale
Krikata
Krikata
Krikata
Krikata
Krikata
Krikata
Krikata
Krikata
Pon pon
Somunto….somunto
Kalopere
Kalopere
Kalopere

Over to you...

luvlyann:
please any doctor to check diz guy..he seems abnormal....wtf Shey ur body no de secret those homones ni.... please any doctor to check diz guy..he seems abnormal....wtf Shey ur body no de secret those homones ni....

Madam you must be very wicked. Do you want to compound his problem. How can you say a male doctor should check him out. In situation like abegi include gender....any female doctor(single) to check diz guy..he seems abnormal

johnbuck81:
for me...dat sh*t is not normal.
if boobz n ikebe do not attract u,wetin go com move u again...

Na trailer or crane

Akshow:
40 days to presidential elections. If you're
voting remember this factors;1. The chibok
Girls 2. NNPC Scam 3. Police pension fund
4. Missing 20Billion 5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts 7. Immigration job scam 8.
Petroleum pump price 9. Devaluation of
Naira 10. Oil theft 11. Power outage 12.
Selling of Nepa 13. Selling of Refineries 14.
Skyrocketed Nepa Bills 15. ASUU & poly
Strike 16. Doctors Strike 17. National
Assembly tragedy 19. Stella Odua's Aviation
Scam 20. Kerosene subsidy--------------
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola,They
Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated
hospitals,They Did't raise 21Billion for
Military Weapons againstBoko Haram,They
Didn't raise 21Billion for flood Victims,They
Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of
Vaccine Preventable disease,They didn't
raise 21Billion for the homeless. BUT they
all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4
Years of INEPTITUDE, IMPUNITY AND BAD
GOVERNANCE. Vote for change

Man akins?

englishmart:
are women supposed to knot tye?

It will not look sexy at all.

Bro wetin no dey sexy there. Your woman is knotting tie for you and her almost unclad b***s will be robbing,touching,gliding your chest and you say its not sexy.
Just imagine cossy putting on only rob and knotting tie for you

prettyjo:
Dont be surprised that same guys who claim they dont like pretty girls will be sulking and admiring one.Who are they deceiving??
Say no to ugly guys#lolzzz.
Guys if you are ugly,please marry a beautiful lady to save the face of ur future kids. same thing is applicable to girls.Thanks

i know they would quote me but i dont even care.
*sips my green tea*

Like this bah

Thank you all for advise....to clear things out, we didn't date, I didn't even ask her out. She has been dating her husband even before we became course mate. I wasn't waiting for card board I.V, just a text or fb message was enough to ginger me to attend her wedding....so about going I didn't attend her wedding. She uploaded her wedding pix on fb and I "comment-prayed" for her marriage to succeed from the bottom of my heart and she liked it....

So EOD.

AbuMikey:
Miss Bayelsa
Miss Abuja
Miss Osun
Miss Rivers

Miss Lagos
Miss Benue
Miss Edo

Miss Cross-River
Miss Akwa Ibom

This seems to be the list for position from the bottom right

eddyland:
Today, many of you see these features LTE, OTG, OTA, SNS & NFC on smartphones, without actually knowing what they stand for or do to your phones. Have you being wondering what these hi-tech features of smartphones and other mobile device mean and their functions in your phone? Now lets break them down for your understanding.

1. LTE - This stands for Long Term Evolution and a phone that has LTE simply means that that phone is 4G network enabled.

2. OTG - This stands for On The Go meaning that devices with OTG supports USB On The Go. In other words, with such devices, you can use USB devices like flashdrives and printers directly with the phone.

3. OTA -it means Over The Air and therefore devices that support OTA can receive device updates and can easily be updated without needing a PC..

4. SNS -it stands for Social Network Service. Devices with SNS simply mean that the device can easily establish social networks of people via notable social network mediums.

5. NFC -this stands for Near Field Communication. It works like bluetooth but at a very short range for sharing files. It is more secured to use and you don't need to pair or set up anything before making use of it. You can even use it to pay bills and as a travel ticket if your phone has NFC.

http://highteknology..com/2015/01/lte-otg-ota-sns-and-nfc-what-do-these.html

HDMI nkor tell them oo

Japhet04:
how to know if a girl is shy or introvert

it's very easy to spot these sweet girls,they will always blush at everything you say another way is to monitor their movements they rarely go out and they bring their charming selves outside only at night, date a shy girl today and you'll be glad you did, I can testify to that

So bros, for learners, future learners and upcoming learner's sake, how we go take know sey shy girls dey blush
**explain with examples and physical "see able" effects

chaberry:
Gud things are worthy and expensive, bad things are worthless and cheap, so count ur teeth with ur tongue nd knw what i mean

So what if its a lady that has been used and dumped several times, she is still expensive abi??

Mexyz:
Chai bros, I just woke my younger brother up with laughter when I saw this your post. Are you telling me that Nigerians are capable of doing what you wrote up here? hahaha

Lol...bro, yea. We are like "God" all things are possible...

seedord247:
Sam loco, pa James, Jide kosoko, sola shobowale and papiluwee...They are the only Naija actors that acted in both yorubahood and igbohood

Ramsey noah nkor, Rachel oniga nkor, bimbo akintola nkor, kelvin ikeduba nkor etc atibebelor

Like kwam 1 sing am and I quote..

eni to bah yorkun ni ke gbowo fun...

person wey get stomach mek una geeam money...

Someone who has pot belly should be given money...

So, that's my 2kobo contribution

PhockPhockMan:
It's equipped with charging points for your gadgets.


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I just hope Nigerians won't carry pressing iron into train so as to iron their cloths because they have a wedding to attend at their destination