₦airaland Forum

ILEMUDA:
Let this war start fast I wanna observe something, Putin my Man.
Putting in their body Woto Woto.

Any humanity left in you at all?

TheOgaBoss:
exactly, ndlea is not coming out with the whole truth, how were the mules able to scale through airport checks by the ndlea if only the police is involved.

Believe you me the issue of profiling of passenger at any interdiction point is 50:50. so!we are not magician!

OmoOgunOriginal:
https://rockcityfmradio.com/2022/02/18/seventeen-burnt-to-death-in-a-fatal-crash-on-lagos-ibadan-expressway/

subhanallah!

judatech:
Just wondering...will these organisations be bold enough to rescind or take them back?
What's your opinion?

embarrassment no dey look for nonentity oo! chai

Farmers in the house; has it started raining in your area let us know!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Tienes algun problema con eso huh?

Bi were se maa n bere niyi oooo!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
This ain't where to get justice..
If you really seek justice you know the right place to go....

must you talk

ExAngel007:
A man is trending on Facebook after he expressed his thoughts towards a 14-year-old neighbour.

The user named Nsi Kak revealed that his neighbours are travelling and are trusting him with their 14-year-old daughter who can't travel with them because she has to go to school.

He went on to sexualize the girl by describing what "she's carrying front and back".

He added that he doesn't trust himself and prays that he will not "Oxlade" the girl while alone with her.

By Oxlade, the Facebook user was making reference to the singer whose sex tape recently leaked.

See his post below.

"Funny how this our neighbor is trusting me with their 14 years old daughter. Pt
Ma'am, with this thing she's carrying front and back? Hehehe, I don't trust myself.

They're traveling to village for one of their relative traditional/white wedding, they prolly gonna come back on Sunday or Monday, they can't take her along because of school.
And me? I'm staying home throughout this week because of some personal reasons. Is God not wonderful?

She was just smiling upandown, I just pray I shouldn't Oxlade this girl shea."

He Later Apologized

Hey, I apologise.

I'm wondering why this very post is getting all this reaction, it was JUST a post.

Firstly, we don't have any 14 years old girl in our compound.

Secondly, none of our neighbors is traveling anywhere.

Thirdly, I'm not at home.

I wasn't looking for any visibility or anything, I love my low key, that's the reason why I deleted the post, the fame and dragging was too much.

But y'all have something in mind, 50% of you guys that said trash about me, I feel it hypocrite.

Maybe it because I used 14 years old girl, I was just trying create something related to Oxlade recent trend. I had nothing bad in mind.

I'm sorry guys, peace should reign. ❤️

Ewo ori werey bi apee tuwo

MangekyoAlt:
The north Koreans have the backings of the Chinese. China and Russia and allies now. Which means, having the backing of China, you've automatically have the backing of the Russians. Nobody will invade and defeat North Korea without first defeating China. Because China will never allow any aggressive country like USA to occupy North Korea since both of them share borders. During the Korean War, this is the main reason why China helped North Korea to deal with USA and south Korea. Because they didn't want US troops in NK.

Meanwhile, North Korea have every right to boast. The hypersonic missiles that USA and Britain have been struggling to research, they've created and perfected it USA Now have 7 hypersonic missile test failures

Meanwhile, Russia paid $300billion in 2019 for zircon and kanzhal hypersonic missiles as well as other weapons. They will start receiving them this year 2022. The United States have underestimated the people they're bullying for too long.

See them Professors in War Studies

Niece:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZiC0i7I1jP/

So Nigerian Police has now become NDLEA. What a joke of a country!

Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFqlvIYO_ac

Nitori olorun! fear God ooo. Allow me to sip my gaari in peace

oyinbos used their brains to make aeroplane, car, train that can take u anywhere here on earth. The african man thinks the best thing is to create something that can shuttle your between earth and the great beyond. Respect yourself ooo magun is real. Etu ifaa a ma fani ni ibon ya~Awuf dem say dey run belle.

freegaza:
The only sensible comment here . So many dumb people, one is even saying he'd rather go for 25k with FG than 1 million in a private sector.

People work in the private sector for 5 years and earn what you will not earn in your 35 years of service in the government

including pension

So if Adedoyin is charged with unlawful interference with a dead body , then who instructed the hotel staffs that are charged with murder to carry out this heinous act?

JiniBula6:
Help me!
Is this still gonorrhoea?
I had unprotected sex with a girl in September and I got gonorrhoea.
I treated with some harbs for long time and later went for injection in a phamarcy with some drugs.
After treatment the gonorrhoea symptoms left leaving my penis hole open without pain. For some time now... I complain to the pharmacy and I was told it will close up by itself but up till now it hasn't.
I didn't have sex since September till December 25th when I started again but now I'm steady on a condom.

The whole of my penis is wide open. Today I noticed a little purse coming out again as it became wider. I'm worried.
I've searched online and I learnt it's Gonnocal Urethritis.

But I want to know if anyone here experienced this before... Please help.

Mature Minded Please. No insults

Hmmn eti ba gbajumo yin de ibi to lapeere

pretteemee:
I have been doing agribusiness for a long time now and I can confidently say that cucumber farming is one aspect of the Agric sector if done well.

I'd be sharing pictures of my cucumber farm here just to encourage intending farmer.

Tell me why i would not want to marry this one! unlike those fake assholes living fake life up and down

Investigative:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/19/exclusive-photos-tax-receipts-issued-boko-haram-farmers-herdsmen-borno-controlled

Eegun ti n gbowo bode wahala don wear leggings

IgweBUIKE1:
IVF at work...glory be to God

I don't know why some of you are so unfortunate like this!

officialmario:
Good morning Nairalanders

I want to use this medium to seek for your advice..

Me and my wife has been together since 2014, although we have not done marriage as we only did introduction, but we planned having our marriage this year, we had two kids, but I think right now I'm not comfortable living with my wife.

I am not enjoying this relationship anymore, she keeps beating me whenever there is quarrel between us, she is fond of slapping me and giving me punches, at times she makes use of wire and and broom to scatter my head.

The one that happened on Monday is really giving me much concern, she checked my phone and saw a friend I was chatting with and instead of her to ask me about the lady, the next thing she did was to slap me and she started beating me to the extent of having right hand dislocation.. It's not as if she can beat me if I decided to fight back, I don't want to raise my hand on a woman, it's a curse and I don't want to do that, this is getting out of hand and I am not living comfortable at home again, we sleep on different bed, she doesn't allow me touch her again.

She is even planning to get a room by ending of this month when she gets her salary..
I told my sister about her behavior, the advice she gave me is that I should beat the hell out of her whenever she raises her hand to beat me.

I have pleaded with my wife to let us continue the way we have been doing before but she wouldn't listen to me.

I am really confused and I don't know what to do right now..

I need your advice my great people of Nairaland.

Dj Cuppy on the Beat!

Johnkay01:
Fair complexion and old age

No too good

Skin go be like shrinking, overripe pawpaw

Nah crime to have a fair skin? stop being mischievous!

naija4life247:
He will be excommunicated.

48 Laws of Power

Rule-1

Never ever outshine your boss. Tinubu is the boss of bosses including Buhari’s boss. So if Osinbajo does anyhow, he may have to go and contest under Pastor Chris Okotie’s FRESH PARTY after we excommunicate him from APC and from Lagos, even EFCC will be after him. Let him go and ask Atiku what Obasanjo did to him in 2007

And in the end the electorates will show you the power belongs to them

ryloy:
https://punchng.com/ohanaeze-fumes-alleges-injustice-as-tinubu-declares-presidential-bid/

Is Tinubu contesting under APGA?

siofra:
I thank God I'm a virgin. Being a virgin rocks. Proud to be a virgin and a child of God

Virgin with wounded nipples

Typical of every Nigerian we would rather attack someone in problem than proffer the simplest of solution he/she earnestly needs.

tunde705:
You mean these Quantitative questions are difficult for you to understand?
By the way, why didn't the class teacher explain the examples to your child?

if u know it solve it. the Op is not asking for ur opinion Prof

NOETHNICITY:
Better be careful. Mother's curse are as potent as anything. Secondly, yoruba women are some how. I pity you if you trust any yoruba person.
Third, you must at all cost make peace with ur mum. They are like ur god on earth

Stop being stupid and mischievous!

I have passed through this before! it was never a pleasant experience! despite d fact that my mum was earning considerably well as a level 15 officer with the state government yet am a wicked for not bringing returns from my #13000 salary and later Npower allowance. Now that she has retired and am gainfully employed she is now the one looking after the investment i made with my npower allowance(almost 4 acres of plantain farm with cocoa). There was a day the person i shared boundary with on my farm approached her and said "iya okunrin meje ati abo ni omo yin oo) What i observed from her action was that she listened too much to misleading advise from her fellow woman and she would want to act based on that

I have just been posted to Katsina State and yesterday i officially reported for duty. One thing caught my attention initially thought the aboki was doing freebie when i asked him to sell to me #30 worth of pure water and he packed 6. The same water i bought in Abuja a night previous that was #20 per satchet. Even a bag of foreign rice nah #20000/#21000

elbulk:
Making blanket statements is very funny. Yes I have and I have family there too. It's ok to want to work the government but for the right reasons.
There's a difference between working for certain govt agencies like NDIC, CBN, FIRS and the likes and working for a ministry.
A lot of regular civil servants that have "achieved" are into sharp practices.
All I'm saying is if all you want in a job is "security" then you may never get to a certain level. Life I'd beyond been sent for courses and owning a house after 25 year's.
There's so much out there why limit yourself?

"A lot of regular civil servants that have "achieved" are into sharp practices." Fallacy of Hasty generalization

Childofaking:
i still maintain that no entry level person in immigration earn a salary of N125K

Prove me wrong

Say what u know oga! entry level Compass 8 step 1 in Ndlea is over 120000

Witnesstony28:
Today ended as a bad day.

If you remember in my previous post on my resigning from my place of work and focus on my bike full time, I wrote to the school management informing them that I will not continue with them since they don't buy the idea of combining their work and my bike.

So some weeks ago, they asked that I leave their apartment on or before 21st December.

After some days, they called to ask if I had left, to which I told them I have not gotten a place yet.

So they extended to today being Friday, 24th.

This evening, the owner of the school (an elderly man) came to the apartment to throw my stuffs out that I must leave their school since they didn't sack me. That I choose to resign.

I explained to him that I have not been able to get a place.

When I now told him I needed him to pay me for December so I could add to my money and get a place.

Na there the man flare up, rushed inside the apartment and started throwing my shoes away and as if that wasn't enough he rushed out and went to the metal pole used to hold the car wheel used as bell and rushed towards me and hit my leg with it. I thought this man was joking, he targeted my head and missed.

Immediately I felt my colleague held the rod, I looked at my leg and saw blood gushing out.

I am contemplating reporting to the police with the injury.

But I still want seek counsel from you guys whether it's wise doing that.

Here is the picture of the rod and injury inflicted on me by the man.

I just regret not video recording it. That would have been a stronger proof.

We should all have asked the Op whether where he stays is a rented apartment. Since you were given that space on the basis of being a teacher in that school you suppose to have sorted things out before tendering ur resignation! You don't eat your cake and still have it

FamilyAdviser:
Many relationship and family today have been teared apart because there is lack of trust.

Here is my true story!

It started early this year when I sensed that my wife I dated for 12years before marrying her maybe cheating on me.

My wife is a fashion designer, it happens that a particular number was calling her frequently and it was a male voice.

Each time her phone rang from this particular number at night, she will give the caller an excuse that she was busy and instruct him to call in the morning. After dropping the call, I would expect her to tell me who called but I noticed she usually abscond from discussing on it, so I wouldn't bother her or give her the reason to suspect I am not comfortable with her call.

Been a gentleman, I had never raised a hand on my wife even in our courtship. I always avoid arguments because it may lead to some uncertainties in our marriage so I need a enough evidence before unleashing the beast in me.

One fateful day, I over heard her telling the same caller "REMEMBER I AM MARRIED". That night I couldn't hold myself I vowed to double my lead in finding out who my wife was crushing on.

I made some contacts from experts and they billed me huge amount to record the callers conversation with my wife.

To cut the story short, I bought exact phone with my wife and one day I pretend as if I mistakenly took hers instead of mine, I took her phone to the technical gurus and something was installed, all my wife's call is now been recorded.

Within a space of days I replayed her conversation with the caller, behold it was her customer. The man is a Keke Rider and always have chance at night. All these while, my wife who is a professional tailor was sawing ashoebi cloths for his wife to be. The man is the one footing the bills and he is paying it gradually hence the conversation.

I was shocked, I became speechless. One day the man called again after she dropped the call I jokingly told her who called you abi na your catch? She replied "Godforbid baby while should you say things like that, I no Igbo tradition more than you do, any married man that sleeps with another man is bringing untimely death to her husband, I don't want to be widow she replied emotionally". I tendered her an apology and regretted why I allowed my emotions to judge my woman wrongly.

Since after this incident I concluded that many broken home today maybe as a result of lack of trust and communication.

As many innocent people are in prison for what they know nothing about so is many family broken for no just reasons.

If I don't have the money to track that caller I could have concluded that my wife is cheating on me and sent her packing.

May God give us the wisdom to manage our home!

Well scripted!