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i doubt the dude's NYSC level ohhhhhh, how come primary school pupil can't write this way, sorry for our Uni's ooooooo

lady bam:
@post
i pray nt 2fall in luv wid my driver,

good but are there any circumstance that could lead you into it?

nethacker:
@OHA, please back off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it has not gone to that bro, we are only practising mathmatics

y me:
nah he cant do that
i trust him ok
lol

thanks for the trust honey for real, i didn't do it

eleshin:
so did i until he did that 3some

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come on, how could you go that far

my plight is getting worst than the biblical Joseph. the lady walked up to my apartment last night on the same issue.she is a medical doctor, she gave me reasons for her disgusting act, like his man has low sperm count and that both of them are really in love with each other. she said the sex wasn't for the fun of it but that she needs a child. before i could say stop, she had gone stark nacked. i'm not the biblical Jesus but i didn't do it cause i've got conscience. I held her down to the upholstery and coverred her body and asked her to leave my house before i call the police. i'm confused

y me:
am glad you can see it from my own point of view
just let the sleeping dogs be

hmmmmmmmmmmmm, i'm still thinking

i'm online, lets chat

y me:
okay i heard you

i wouldnt advice you to tell the guy,
that is for me o, i dont know about others

what if after i must have informed my neighbor of her gal's act and they later reconcile, what will be my faith? I'm really confused. if is to be in Nigeria, i would had handled it my own way

y me:
comparti kini
anyway i heard you

lol, thats extactly what i'm saying, prove it

lol! if we are truely compatible, why not?

baby, come on, i can't cheat on you gal or else i would have been there before now. pls do not kick my ass. but then, i think i should do something about it. my co-tenant should know about it, i think so cause he love this lady so much and he is even planning to marry her

y me:
@oha

so u dont believe moi abi?

not really but then,i need prove

just like the biblical Sampson, i encountered Delilah on the Easter Sunday. I oocupy an apartment in a compound of two occupants. My neighbour has traveled our of the country two weeks ago on a business negotiation. Just yesterday the Eswter Sunday, i went out with a friend for a show at the beach. After the show, my friend drop me at the gate of my house while i continued with a little walk. on getting to my gate, i unlocked the gate as usual from the out side and walked into the compound. I step further, i sensed resonance, resonating towards the car park. I felt someone could be tampering with either my car or my co-tenant's car. The more i get closer, the more a female voice screaming to a melting point kept resonating. At a point, i noticed that my neighbour's car was steaming and the A/C was turned on. By the time i peeped into the car, i saw two legs up and two other legs down behold, it was my co-tenant's girl friend and our male guard doing the freaky thing. she was about being taken to heaven before i interrupted.

yes, they saw me and the lady wants to bribe me with a full dose of her private. should i join the league and safe her relationship or should i report her to my co-tenant

i wish i could get the points i needed, i'm working on a book as regards to this thread. more ideas pls

love life is usually a wonderful experience but then, its an illusion one could possibly turn off

y me:
@oha

exactly, your friend is correct
and your bedroom is exactly were am coming to

imaooooo, did i say that??

i'm really short of words but then, let me see where i could rate your tease-----yeah, Nigerian home video "could this be love" "does love exist" "is love dead" "love is running and lost is pursuing it"

y me:
okay i heard you
hope the food will be delicious o
exactly that is what i prepared for IFELEKE and he loves the food

na waooooooo

@y me


you mean i shouldn't get curious over nothing right? i believe u jare

;d ;d ;d ;d

y me:
you give moi one reason and i will tell you
lol

lol i'm jealous, thats my reason

i thought i'm the only man in ur life

u can't be serious, are you?

my friend here said you used bed room names on me. well i couldn't understand what he meant by that

y me:
oh dear dont mind them,
you know am always here for you love

if you say so but then i feel Hot by those adjectives you used on me

;d ;d ;d

y me:
@ohaechesi

y you wan know?

i won know ooooo

y me:
rOLLs EyeS

wao, they really delt with me on the post i asked you to comment on. though you did say something before those busy bodies intruded

Aderoy:


@ i-laugh

I have no doubt in my mind after seeing your replies on a few threads (one of which is https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-254031.64.html) that your skull is filled with jelly-like fluid that ought to be fed to fishes. I am not the type that go aout for character assination but I am sick to my stomach to see this "i_laugh" pour out his ignorance on various threads. You have shown on numerous occasion you so closed-minded and most often idiotic with your point of view.

@ PosterI
If you love him well enough, it's possible to polish him up and upgrade his status. Mind you, my assumption is borne out of the fact that he's not up to you status. The guy in question may be far above your educational status and may resort to being a driver so as not to indulge in crime. I know this is very possible with the current unemployment situation in Naija as there are many graduates out there who do not have a white-collar job and would become a driver to earn a living,

well spoken dear

debosky:
What on earth are you going on about?

First of all, you made a thread with my name on it, which I had absolutely nothing to do with, now you are making demands?

If you have any complaints, do not create frivolous threads - go to the Moderator Feedback Thread and state your case.

Mods have the authority to move your thread wherever they deem fit - as long as you are informed.

exactly, you are right on time, i hear u. where you not one of the mods, why didn't you or any of you advise the poster or even keep the poster informed before your negative and disgusting actions

having a fight with me wont make any point rather than reverting to the prime factor, get the thread back to its assumed position or better still ban me from NL as to to conclude your instilled tribalism, racism and nepotism

like i said in my previous post, two wrongs can't make a right, one could be wrong assuming him or she is right. as the moderator, u know better than members and i think that is the more reason why you were assumed the moderator

i'm not trying to be problematic here but the truth must be told

Seun, i think you should advise your mod, they lack social manners. NL ROMANCE Moderators, if you people ought to continue this way, i assure you one fact, NL will be history. members could be wrong in their opinion, it is left for you to exchange ideas with the member rather than to take negative action. Now, i command you to take back the thread where people could give me satisfied answer. perhaos i was wrong previously and you were right. two wrongs can't make a right