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[quote author=D-sense link=topic=555256.msg7197061#msg7197061 date=1290461335]Nothing ma. . . , Infact it's cut nd gorgeous  [/quote]the pic suppose make front page oh   infact, lets move to another topic with the pic sharp sharp

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=555256.msg7197041#msg7197041 date=1290461124]what is wrong with my pic o, Mr. D-sense? [/quote]is that truely your pic, omo i no wan bad dreams dis night oh

@poster

how are my sure you are not mesmerizing. that at "40" you don't have a family of your own, a home base for that matter. i guess you are not a succubus

dayokanu:
CC,

Just join the witches association and save millions of naira of flight ticket.

Stand by the wall Raise one leg up and name your destination.

Fastest means of travel Hands down

That;s it, you got it alright

chaircover:
errrrrmmmmmm Dayo good idea but you are forgetting one small detail. . . . . . .How do I carry my 268kg of luggage?

You've lost your stake on the air france advert, why don't you revert to VODAFONE, ewu-mmeeee

chaircover:
As difficult it is to beleive I do not work for nor receive any payment from any department in Air France & people who know me on this forum know that I have no business with Air France or indeed any other Airline.

Sometimes its nice having a breath of fresh air from the bashing we like giving businesses and trust me I can write letters of complaints in my sleep - [s]Dell, Sky, Comet & Vodaphone know me very well[/s]

either ways, thats kind of you but i still have my reservation

chaircover:


But on a serious note for the record, I was not paid a penny by Air France.

I know that Air France & KLM in particular both get yapped on this forum for poor service and I just thought that there is nothing wrong too if credit is given where due.

As for me on this occasion I had a pleasant trip and is not to say that in the next 2 months I wont be here slagging them off if they go the other way.

Some people may argue that they were just doing their jobs and that is quite true but crew attitude can make a difference between a good or bad flight.

For the record, no one missed their flight.

hold it there!!! if you were not paid for this fictitous advert, in what department are you with airfrance mek i hear word abeg

Men this thread is not worth being on the front page because it makes no meaning, period

Boboribo:
Now that IBB is out, let's start fabricating something to knock Atiku out.  First stop Ota, then EFCC office.  Now what?

men, u sound hilarious  but wait oh, i see no fabricated news in all the count charges melted on IBB, they were all meme. that man is a skimmer

omo na wa ooo, what is naija turning into? i wonder oh

I think the Nigerian communication peddling will boost competition in all the communication networks existing in nigeria

1025:
why is obasanjo creating problems here and there. he was the one that brought yar adua on board as a compensation to the northerners. if yar adua cld not complete his tenure bcs of his death, why can't obasanjo allow the northerners another 4 years to give room to other tribes to do 8 years.
all these battles are surposed to be among and within the northerners. pdp and everyother party in nigeria is supposed to field candidates from the north.
since obasanjo lost out on third term agenda, nigeria has not known peace or stable governance.
i am afraid jonathan will end up as an escape goat here.
people must learn to stay away from obasanjo.

sorry but i think you got it all wrong. OBJ may had succeeded compensating the northerner like you rightly said by bringing yardua on board as the Nigerian presitent before the cold hands of death snatched him away (may his soul rest in peace), but the impression i want to correct here is that OBJ remains OBJ and not NIGERIA. the zoning principle wasn't recorded in the Nigeria constitution rather the PDP's and the Nigeria as a country can't afford to abide by the PDP constitutional fiat neglecting the country's constitutional laws. besides, Nigeria is a country of three ethnic group, mean that power should be rotational and not only for the northerners, so i see nothing wrong if someone from the minorities takes up the leadership of Nigeria

not bad at all

if the Rusian are the Nigerian government best option and nuclear power plant viable for constant power supply in the nation, i suggect we give them the benefit of doubt

i thing if the international community really want to help develop Nigeria as they claim , why not put up auto mobile companies and others in Nigeria rather than Jamie Dimon announcing his intention of having JP Morgan bank branch in Nigeria. We need modern technology in Nigeria in order to compete with western world not more financial institutes for now. i still want to believe that the western world do not have any good intention for Africa and we do not have to wait for them before can vegetate

As for the world leaders and the international community support to Jonathan in winning and retaining his position come 2011, it is a welcome idea but that of Jamie Dimon, the executive manager of JP Morgan Bank, meeeen, is Nigerian FUNDS save i still have my reservation

mek i hear word abeg

spell MALAM from left or right, Malam na Malam and Adamu has proved it

can someone play the tape for me, was there f-cking involvement

rokiatu:
My stomach is hurting I shouldn't have come on nairaland but stubborn me rather my addicted self couldn't help and now
my tummy pain have gotten worse.

You folks are amazing I swear

But thats not her though.

says who? but come oh, are you in the same institution or of the same proximity with the babe? i am begging you in the name of God, don't paste your pic here. infact you have be awarded the queen of NL but pls don't attach your pics here

rokiatu:
Depends on my mood.

you better come out straight, do you have different bathing styles while feeling Hot, in your ovulation period and in your flower hmmm, could you discuss your bathing time while in the above stated moods, i still have my reservation

Dyt:
nlers una no go kill person

immediately i sighted your post, i knew something has gone wrong somewhere and by the time i previewed your profile, it was done on me that i deserve what saw by going that far, abeg pardon me oh u mean u have grown to the extent that your family members now position and watch you in place of a TV, my God, babe na u wan kill us for NL oh

mykali:
You won't believe i had to go all the way to the 'Health Section' to find out if it was off limits.
i use 1 hour to shampoo my hair(s) alone. . .so that is not my 'ansa'

oya move the thread to health sector sharp sharp, "moderator" over to u

i feel like rolling on the floor, una no go kill me for NL ooooo. omo talk true, you made a comment like "u  r the type ppl gets attracted to when they hear u talk" now tell me all the things u discussed with the gal apart from the contents in the list and lets see from where came the flirtation. and if u ask me, i will point my finger at u without missing blinking  i will advise that you let the poor gal be ok

anybody in the house, how many minuye did i make see i no dey shit oh, na b/cos i wan go eat pounded egg yoke for Africana Maison

mykali:
I'm still trying to figure how 'romantic' this topic is. . .i'll brb wif my response

why na, ok continue figuring out. meanwhile, we are already through with the topic so stop dreaming man

freecocoa:
I don't take more than 15 min and not less than 10 mins.why would someone take up to 30 mins?your body na pit toilet abi na suckaway?but most girls like washing their undies in the bathroom b4 bathing and that adds to time spent in there.

i believe you gal, sweet chics and gorgeous men needs not all the time in the world in the bathroom, maximium of 15 minute i guess but for the wowos, 30 minutes to 1 hour  i wan go shit na na, abeg count the minutes for me, i will be back

@poster

next time you meet that man at that your local bar, make sure you thank him with enough shekpe for his erudition, he is a good lecturer

i heard someone using igbo culture as a reference here. better still, we can turn to Yoruba culture where a male child of 16 year is a father of two from two different chics . that is why touts can't quit Lagos, simply because there are whole lots of bastsrd(s) perambulation all over the streets of that city, lulz

Marriage is meant for two matured minds ok, meaning i doubt figuring out a matured young man at 25. of course, ladies are matured at that age and due for marriage

you can hire me for the job na

@poster

are you the sheik of NL give me my own chop chop, send it through DHL one love man

this report can't be true, i no fit laugh ooooooooooo, i just dey roll for grand as i dey laugh over this impossible possibility

madam why na  have u seen what u caused to urself. i'm very sure you are reading this thread while it rolls