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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Denying Her Husband Beat Her With Swollen Eye (Throwback Video) by oheni(f): 9:19pm On Apr 28, 2017
Hmmmmmmm......
Domestic violence...... Please ooh ndi actress.....
Where do u pple get all dis men from nii....
All of una husband dey beat una......and instead of doing something immediately una go snap selfie dey wait make story bukkle.....okay ooh kpele.....hope he dinnor beat Michelle too..
Celebrities / Re: Davido Replies Chiamaka Okeke, Girl Who Wants To Commit Suicide Over Him by oheni(f): 10:45pm On Apr 27, 2017
You will still die ooo Cos following doesn't mean Seeing. They are two different things

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Celebrities / Re: "I Will Commit Suicide If Davido Doesn’t Attend My Birthday" - Girl Cries (Video by oheni(f): 10:42pm On Apr 27, 2017
Who he this one again You wanna kill yourself for a celebrity My sister nothing is what dying for at past from God..........
Your tomorrow meant be greater than just seeing DAVIDO BE WISE.....

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Romance / Re: "I Am A LovePeddler, Ashawo, I Have Slept With 2788 Men" - Nigerian Lady (Video) by oheni(f): 10:42am On Apr 27, 2017
give DAT girl an award! I repeat give her an award!! yes o we HV discovered our koko Mistress
Crime / Re: "I Make N50,000 Daily From Breaking Pipelines" – Welder (Photo) by oheni(f): 10:07am On Apr 26, 2017
name checkers over to una o.... see dem coming

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Politics / Re: "I Will Kill 200 Nigerians If Buhari Dies" – Police Officer From Borno Threatens by oheni(f): 9:24am On Apr 26, 2017
When an open threat is made like this i dont know what d dss are waiting for to send dis guy to a psychiatrist, make dem give am injection for him brain. Hyena on uniform
Romance / Re: Men Cheat With Ugly Women Because Beautiful Women Aren’t Romantic In Bed- Pastor by oheni(f): 2:31pm On Apr 25, 2017
Fat lie!! The truth is no woman is ugly, And being ugly like u claim doesn't guarantee one being good in bed. Why am i even wasting my mb commenting?? Cos this is totally nonsense.

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Crime / Re: Ghana University Student Anally Rapes 10-Year-Old Girl To Death (Photos) by oheni(f): 3:38pm On Apr 24, 2017
He should be locked up in a place with dogs, horse, and goats that hasn't mated for a long time..

After that,, his manhood should be chopped off and barbecued for him to eat.. Ewu! nama..

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Religion / Re: What Does It Mean That Our Sins Are Washed Away? by oheni(f): 7:38am On Apr 23, 2017
Are you a Young man? are you Handsome? are you Tall?,are you nicely Body built? do you have six packs?, do you have the Energy? do you have what it takes?, Then this is an opportunity for you to serve the lord in your youthful age. Happy Sunday grin

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by oheni(f): 12:11am On Apr 23, 2017
Foxyn:
My elders usually tell me that once I swallow an orange seed that it will grow on my head.

I was very very careful whenever I want to suck orange not to talk of udara

little did I know that I was deceived grin

can't forget the day I mistakenly swallowed an orange seed... hmm

to be continued... grin
I want to see d orange tree on ur head grin
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by oheni(f): 12:10am On Apr 23, 2017
Topestbilly:
when what you're eating drop on the floor & the next thing you hear is Don't pick it, the devil has eaten it. grin
lolz devil has kissed it
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In A Catholic Church In Port-Harcourt by oheni(f): 4:15pm On Apr 22, 2017
burkingx:
grin grin grin and the eeediot no even take em last Selfie grin grin grin
he hehehe abi
Romance / Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by oheni(f): 12:07pm On Apr 22, 2017
lies from d pit of hell shocked
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In A Catholic Church In Port-Harcourt by oheni(f): 11:37am On Apr 22, 2017
I tire o

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Celebrities / Re: Fancy Acholonu, Alexx Ekubo's Fiancee (Photos) by oheni(f): 10:59am On Apr 22, 2017
Partnerbiz:
She looks anorexic. She should eat more eba and fufu or better still taken to fattening room. Pls where are my dark chubby plump bbw angels.?

see below..
grin
Romance / Re: Man Grabs And Stares At Fiancee's Backside In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by oheni(f): 4:03pm On Apr 21, 2017
pre wedding pictures flying upandan everyday nd my future husband is still there doing what? abi time Neva reach u ni? oga Weldon I salute u, if na hide and seek begin d come out I no play again.
you better show up now o d earlier d better maybe den we 'll take our own picture to d next level... lmao
Education / Re: American Graduating Doctor Marries Her Degree by oheni(f): 2:05pm On Apr 21, 2017
onyinbo people and their wired life...smh
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Is Sick, Off To America For Treatment Of Acid Reflux by oheni(f): 1:57pm On Apr 19, 2017
Eyah after spending quality time with his girlfriend in his apartment ? Pele ooo. Wish you quick recovery sha

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: "You Fool, My Unborn Daughter's Future Brighter Than Your Own" by oheni(f): 1:46pm On Apr 19, 2017
Ah an.. . This guy get mouth oh .... you mean your unborn daughter?

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Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold: "I Wrote Orente For Simi" by oheni(f): 1:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
Lol its romantic buh Justin bieber wrote a song for me, I just ignored jare. Who still remember the song BOYFRIEND?
well haters go say na lie.
Mind u , I don't lie on Wednesday

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Family / Re: Share Your Challenges As A First-born by oheni(f): 10:48pm On Apr 18, 2017
dhantey324:
I think the challenge is worse when you are Igbo.
When I was young, I remember being flogged for not fighting for my younger brother. But in my mind, I was like, na him find trouble na! Mumsy no wan hear o!
While in uni, I heard things like, you have to sacrifice for your younger ones. Meanwhile, owu dey blow me. But they will get the monthly update before me and they will still be looking up to you.
S/o to every first child out there! E no easy!
No room for errors, you just have to get it right. Talking about challenges, I don't even know where to start from. But I love it sha grin tongue
chai okpara... shout out to all d last born in d huz grin

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Fashion / Re: Makeup Transforms 89-Year-Old Grandmother Into A Beauty (Photos) by oheni(f): 7:41pm On Apr 18, 2017
Some Yoruba girls are too loud,even if them peck u it will sound like Android screen shot.

grin
Pls don't come and beat me o.... am not at home
Crime / Re: Burial Photos Of Chuks Okebata, U.S Army Veteran Killed By Gunmen In Imo State by oheni(f): 7:29pm On Apr 18, 2017
gypsey:
Good observations! perhaps they don't want to be murdered just like their colleague
lolz dats true sha
Romance / Re: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by oheni(f): 7:27pm On Apr 18, 2017
golddust6000:
hmm na obi gi idi mma? All hardly to find naija girl with one guy, where in enugu are you? Same enugu here
trans ekulu

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Crime / Re: Burial Photos Of Chuks Okebata, U.S Army Veteran Killed By Gunmen In Imo State by oheni(f): 4:30pm On Apr 18, 2017
Nah wah oh a whole US Army veteran and no single US military in sight...

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Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut And Tboss' Brother Are Fighting Again by oheni(f): 12:40pm On Apr 18, 2017
Tbox brother all the time.
E be like Say your own go pass Daddy Freezer and Risky own.
Why can you hide yourself and stop disgracing your village people?

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Celebrities / Re: "My Dog Eats Better Than Some Of You": Joy Isi Bewaji Replies Adewale Adeleke by oheni(f): 9:47am On Apr 18, 2017
When I see people brag about wealth I marvel. Please what happens when you sleep and never woke up? And maybe, that 30 billion dollar contract wey dey burst una brain is revoked? Children!

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Crime / Re: Photo Of The Man Who Chained His Wife To A Generator In Ogun State by oheni(f): 10:46pm On Apr 17, 2017
See his face like over beaten pawpaw.. This kind of people can't face their fellow men but when it comes to their wives, they can flex their muscles... Hope the law will descend on him and scatter that his rotten face

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Performs At AY Live: Fans Blast Him by oheni(f): 2:32pm On Apr 17, 2017
Foxrain:

25 Million is what some people use to shop for a hand bag. Anyway you've never seen money in your pathetic life.
dats how d walk around bragging ... be real it pays.. I knw u shop wit 25m.. u d use buy tissue to blow ur nose . grin
Celebrities / Re: Efe Performs At AY Live: Fans Blast Him by oheni(f): 2:22pm On Apr 17, 2017
OldBeer:
You fat o! Control your eating before u burst.
I am very much OK with it everyone must not be slim..

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Romance / Re: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by oheni(f): 1:52pm On Apr 17, 2017
obembet:


Nigerian girls? LOVE? Expecially IGBO Girls...

OYO
love is beautiful tin
Romance / Re: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by oheni(f): 1:43pm On Apr 17, 2017
Ohmmmmmm
Sometimes,I wonder where all these guys where when God created me?
See, if a girl doesn't like you, if you like buy her mansion at lekki,she go still cheat!!
Sorry to the broken hearted
Bro,take heart ooh

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