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Celebrities / Re: Warri Mogul Baba T Rocked A N4.9m Suit For His Wedding (photo) by Oilandgas1(m): 8:42am On Jan 11, 2015
Some body help I can't see the suit
Politics / Re: Nursing Mothers Bring Their Babies To Greet Buhari In Imo (Photo) by Oilandgas1(m): 1:16pm On Jan 10, 2015
Buhari Buhari Buhariiiiiiiiii How many times did I call you?

Because Lion say him stop dey chop meat mean say u go put your hand for him mouth
Politics / Re: Buhari To Rule Nigeria Is Like Asking A Rapist To Watch Over A Virgin – FFK by Oilandgas1(m): 4:45pm On Jan 04, 2015
I’ve interacted extensively with Buhari and I think he is conscious of the fact that we are in a civilian dispensation and that we are bound by the rule of law and the Constitution. He has repeated this so often. He has demonstrated this by going to court every time he lost election, pursuing the rule of law and legal processes. He could have completely ignored it. He could have said, ‘I don’t even believe in the rule of law. I don’t believe in the system.’ But he has consistently done the right thing and whenever he speaks, you’ll notice that he always goes back to the Constitution. I believe whatever we may say about the military dispensation, we should realise that the era was not famous for the observance of the rule of law. But I think that after all of these years, Buhari has had plenty of time to reflect and all his utterances in the many years after military rule show that he definitely subscribes fully to the tenets of the rule of law and fundamental human rights and also understands that democratic rule is different from military rule. Thus, I have no problems at all working if he turns out to be the next president. Which I believe he will be.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See What Alpha Beach Is Doing To Some Areas In Lekki by Oilandgas1(m): 4:26pm On Dec 29, 2014
You guys should not worry Buhari will take care of that when he assumes office come 2015


Sai Buhari

idan ba Buhari zan fada cikin rijiyar
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by Oilandgas1(m): 4:11pm On Dec 29, 2014
Not just sleeping in the same room with my sisters, I can sleep in the same bed with them, dress and UnCloth in their presence. What do u think will happen? Nothing off course because I'm not possess with evil spirit they are my BLOOD.

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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye's Husband & Nkiru Sylvanus Are Engaged? - Stella Dimokokorkus by Oilandgas1(m): 4:00pm On Dec 29, 2014
Tell me something,so Nkiru Sylvanus is still single that's serious so she still think that I will come back for her after her compromise? what a pity.
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by Oilandgas1(m): 2:52pm On Dec 29, 2014
Those people that sleep with their bro or sis. Have spiritual problem.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan To Nigerians: Give Me Another Five Years To Transform Nigeria by Oilandgas1(m): 9:35pm On Dec 28, 2014
Rubbish, we can't continue to have a sluggish fellow as our president.


Mr president time Up...................

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Romance / Re: How My Friendship With Her Ended Because Of N500 by Oilandgas1(m): 12:56pm On Dec 28, 2014
Chei oooooo My shop rent will expire this month
Celebrities / Re: Yeni Kuti Had An Embarassing Fall On Stage While Heading To Collect An Award by Oilandgas1(m): 11:59am On Dec 28, 2014
Sai Buhari
Politics / Re: 2015: Witches, Wizards Endorse Goodluck Jonathan by Oilandgas1(m): 8:38am On Dec 28, 2014
Can Buhari Defeat Jonathan This Time? If u believe so hit the like button

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Crime / Re: Photo: Prostitute Who Cuts Off Male Organs & Sells To Ritualists Arrested In Imo by Oilandgas1(m): 2:19am On Dec 28, 2014
Why are they blind folding her?
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Oilandgas1(m): 2:07am On Dec 28, 2014
Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife

WHERE DID U GET THE FAT FROM? She didn't mention that she is fat
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Oilandgas1(m): 2:02am On Dec 28, 2014
ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!


Did the drama took place in a Local or foreign movie?
Religion / Re: 4 Lies The Church Taught Me About Sex by Oilandgas1(m): 1:54am On Dec 28, 2014
Why do women generally moan much louder than men, during sex?
Religion / Re: 4 Lies The Church Taught Me About Sex by Oilandgas1(m): 1:43am On Dec 28, 2014
The most sweetest thing in this world which has no spices or ingredient to go with is SEXXXXXXX
Crime / Re: Trader Arrested For Gruesome Murder Of Austria-based Lover (pictured) by Oilandgas1(m): 12:59am On Dec 28, 2014
StealthyMe:
Pathetic! embarassed

She should never have gone to recover the debt alone...

Such a psychopath is not fit for the streets undecided He should be dealt with accordingly by the law!






He murdered the deceased at her
residence located on Lucky Way in Benin, during a heated argument.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia's Daughter Kissing Kogi Prince Musa Ado-Ibrahim (Photo) by Oilandgas1(m): 12:16pm On Dec 24, 2014
januzaj:
seriously...i don't know who they are....buh they look cute and compatible




Like seriously...............
Romance / Re: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by Oilandgas1(m): 8:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
If I hear, tell us that u don't enjoy the looking and also u don't like the big butt


Give us 3 different views of the ynash let us know if it is admirable.
Politics / Re: Another Fallen Hero! (photo) by Oilandgas1(m): 9:40am On Dec 23, 2014
guente02:
With all these stars, he must be a senior man in the military o.
RIP Guy.
U tried.



Those stars signify that he was a Captain in Nigeria Army
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Best Friends That Fell Apart ( Photos ) by Oilandgas1(m): 11:36pm On Dec 17, 2014
Obasanjo and Jonathan
Romance / Re: Guys: Can You Kneel Before Your Girlfriend? (See Photo) by Oilandgas1(m): 11:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
Lol exactly what I did those days when Zarah my sex mate told me dt she is no long interested on my DickkKkkkkk
Fashion / Re: Sexy Pictures Of Latasha Nwugbe, Ambassador For 'Extra-Large' Women. by Oilandgas1(m): 11:08pm On Dec 17, 2014
When you die on top of this kind of Lady o boi na heaven straight, if the angels will congratulate u for a work well done.
Politics / Breaking: General Buhari Wins APC Presidential Primaries by Oilandgas1(m): 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2014
While counting of votes continues at the All Progressives Congress, APC, presidential primary, one of the aspirants, and former vice president, Atiku Abubakar, has congratulated co-aspirant, and former head of state, Muhammadu Buhari.

Already, Mr. Buhari has scored 3,430 making it impossible for another candidate to surpass him. Mr. Abubakar acknowledged that Mr. Buhari has emerged the APC candidate. The statement reads:

“I am very confident that you will provide the needed leadership to turn this country around. I have no doubt that you will work with dedicated and qualified Nigerians to protect our citizens, improve our economy, create jobs, improve education, reform governance and fight corruption. You will indeed bring the change Nigerians have been yearning for. Once more, congratulations.

“I congratulate the other contestants, namely Governors Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso and Rochas Okorocha as well as the erudite Sam Nda-Isaiah. You have all demonstrated your commitment to democracy by participating in this transparent process and by campaigning vigorously across this country.

“I thank our delegates for their sacrifices and their commitment to democracy. In particular, I thank those who voted for me for your faith in me. However, since we came up short, we have to now rally behind General Buhari to help him prevail in the coming Presidential election.

“The APC has demonstrated, through the. transparent process, the Party’s commitment to democracy and rule of law. It has demonstrated its respect for people and their choice through the ballot box.

“I sincerely thank the Convention Committee for putting together a hitch-free convention. “My dear friends, we have voted, a winner has emerged. I pledge my commitment to this Party, and to campaign vigorously for our candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari and all APC candidates to ensure victory in the 2015 elections.

“I call on all other contestants and our party’s rank and file to unite behind our candidates at all levels to ensure that the PDP is defeated, so Nigerians can have real change.

“I will hand over to Gen. Buhari for his review and possible implementation my policy document which was developed in line with the party’s philosophy.

“Long live APC! Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria! Thank you all and God bless!”

Signed: Atiku
Media Office
Lagos
Nigeria.


Source: www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/173132-breaking-apc-presidential-primary-atiku-congratulates-buhari-says-deserves-win.html
Education / UNILAG Fire Outbreak: No Casualties by Oilandgas1(m): 7:10pm On Oct 12, 2014
The Madam Tinubu hall of University of Lagos (UNILAG), Yaba, Lagos state, reportedly has been caught on fire today, October 12.

According to the Nation, the fire has started around 4a.m. Sunday morning.

It was gathered that a student used a hot plate to cook and put it under her bed without totally putting out the heat.

The fire started from the room and spread to other rooms, luckily, no life was lost before the fire was put off.

However, a few students were injured when they tried to jump from their windows to escape the fire.

Reportedly, UNILAG students had to use pure water to put out hostel fire

(see photos below). Scene of the fire in UNILAG.

Picture by Tolu George



www.naij.com/304302-unilag-fire-outbreak-no-casualties.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=mandrill
Politics / China Overtakes The US As The World’s Largest Economy by Oilandgas1(m): 8:59pm On Oct 09, 2014
International Monetary Fund says that China overtakes the United States as the world’s largest economy. The latest figures show the Chinese economy is worth £ 11 trillion compared with £ 10.8 trillion for the US. It means that America falls into the second place for the first time since 1872.



China – whose wealth has accelerated in recent decades amid rapid industrialization – is expected to extend its lead, with the IMF estimating its economy will be worth £ 16.7trillion in 2019,  the Daily mail marks. That would be 20 per cent bigger than the US economy, which is forecast to be worth £ 13.8trillion by then.

The numbers are based on ‘purchasing power parity’ (PPP) which makes adjustments for the fact that goods are cheaper in countries such as China relative to the US.
Without these adjustments for living costs, the Chinese economy is still smaller than that of the US, at £ 6.4trillion.

According to the International Comparison Program (ICP), under the authority of the United Nations and hosted by the World Bank, new assessments put China’s economy at 87% of the size of the US in 2011, BBC informs.

And in 2005, the same organisation put China at only 43%. But, the latest figures from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) in 2012 put China’s economic output at about half the size of the US. China’s gross domestic product (GDP) in 2012 was $ 8.2tn (£ 4.9tn) while the US was $ 16.2tn.

China enjoyed three decades of double-digit growth before the global downturn, as industrialization and sweeping economic reforms created a new powerhouse in the East.

Source: http://www.naij.com/302670-china-has-overtaken-the-us-as-the-worlds-largest-economy.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=mandrill
Politics / PDP Beg Obasanjo To Forgive Them by Oilandgas1(m): 9:32pm On Oct 08, 2014
Leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has begged the former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo, for forgiveness.



The PDP asked Obasanjo to forgive the past and lead the party to success in the next year’s elections, Sahara Reporters provides.



The statement was made by PDP National Chairman Adamu Mu’azu, who spoke on behalf of the party in Abuja on October 8 while receiving the Labour Party defectors.



“All of us must beg Obasanjo to forgive us. We need to beg him. He is very prayerful and we need to ask him to forgive us so that we can be forgiven. We are your children. We have made mistakes and baba, please forgive us. Come and lead us. We are your followers and we assure you that we are all good boys and girls. We have sinned. Baba please forgive us.”
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Entry Level Salaries Of Companies In Nigeria by Oilandgas1(m): 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2014
beau49:
Seriously!!! Banks pay that much yet some of them don't even look it.....mmmm....I find that hard to believe though.




Most of them are contract staff
Sports / 7 Reasons Why Manchester United Is The Biggest Club In The World by Oilandgas1(m): 6:14pm On Oct 06, 2014
Someone asked me “How do you know Manchester United is the Biggest club in the world” I said;

1. “AC milan dint qualify 4 europe n no one talks about it
2. Dortmund is 3points 4rm bottom no one talks about it
3. Monaco has started so badly this year no one noticed
4. Madrid lost 2consecutive la liga games it wasn’t on the front pages of news papers
5. PSG are 8points behind leaders marseille I doubt if many knows of this
6. Everton have won just 1match this season no one cares(neither do I)
7. Sceiszny of Arsenal was shown Red too last week but if u dint watch d game u wont hear of it.

BUT as little as MAN UTD players eating in a restaurant gets on everyone's lips or loses a Single Match. Anything we Do makes headline and sell papers”.

Cheer up Guys you are part of the Biggest club in the World

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Jokes Etc / Some Of The Writings Carved On The Grave Stone by Oilandgas1(m): 7:02am On Oct 03, 2014
I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.

A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P'!'

An Hausa man's own read, "Alhaji Danguda died while crossing the sahara desert. R.I.P!"

I was shocked to read an Igbo man's own which read, "Chief Okoro 1 of Njaba and 2 of Mgbenafo died when a container fell on him while shifting his goods from Apapa Whorf. He is survived by a wife and two children who presently manage his electronic shop where you can buy your TV sets, DVD sets, Fridges and air conditioners at slightly lower prices. For more enquiries call 0802364366 or 0805669453 or visit our website, www.okoroventures.com/cheap"
Romance / A Guy's Text To His Girlfriend: by Oilandgas1(m): 6:00am On Oct 03, 2014
I am sorry baby that I didn't make it today because my I-phone had a problem and my I-pad battery is dead. My sister is with my Samsung Galaxy Note 3. I'm just here at home so bored since my parents travelled to the U.S.

I would have Skyped with you but I misplaced my Apple laptop power pack so I have to hit South Africa tomorrow to get a new one. I also wanted to go to the mall tonight but my auntie went out with the Range Rover keys and my elder brother went with the

Hummer. Baby I'm so stuck here since I hate driving the Mercedes Benz, I tried calling the driver to bring back the Pajero but no credit. Can you please send me MTN credit?
Romance / Which Song Would You Dedicate To Your EX? by Oilandgas1(m): 5:51am On Oct 03, 2014
1. Emon- I don't want you back
2. R.Kelly - Turn back the end of time
3. Uncle Sam - don't want to see you again 4. Beyonce - Irreplaceable
5. Usher - Burn
6. Toni Braxton- Un break my heart
7. Justin Timberlake- what goes.
around....comes back around
8. Wil I am - Heart breaker
9. Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
10. Beyonce and Shakira - Beautiful Liar

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