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Family / Re: List Of Items You Must Have In Your Home For Emergencies - By Laffhub.com by Oilandgas1(m): 10:57pm On May 17, 2016
Keneking:
What about CD

As in CONDOM very important in the house.
Family / Re: List Of Items You Must Have In Your Home For Emergencies - By Laffhub.com by Oilandgas1(m): 10:46pm On May 17, 2016
Keneking:
What about CD

As in CONDOM very important in the house.
Celebrities / Re: Fred Ekata Dies Of Kidney Disease (Pictures) by Oilandgas1(m): 9:15pm On May 17, 2016
ebosie11:
In the wee hours of today, Ibinabo Fiberesima’s faction of AGN announced the death of seasonal actor Fred Ekata.He died of kidney disease which has been suffering from since last year.

Known for his elderly roles in many movies,Fred Ekata was a member of Ibinabo’s faction of Actors Guild of Nigeria until his death but sadly the troubled organization couldn’t help him.Emeka Ike’s faction of AGN is yet to release an official statement on his death.
See photos of frail-looking Fred Eketa few days before his death above

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/nollywood-actor-fred-ekata-is-deadphotos.html



The first picture is Nollywood star, Prince James Uche
Crime / Re: A Child Kidnapper Caught At Owode Ajegunle Lagos by Oilandgas1(m): 1:35pm On May 17, 2016
chomchom1:
Let them thank their God.. If na aluu !!!! By now thy wil be at another planet


It is just one kidnapper, this one u are saying let them........
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson And Husband In Matching Outfit (Pics) by Oilandgas1(m): 10:04pm On May 16, 2016
sixtuschimere:
lovely

Chei so na dis man dey chop this big food
NYSC / Re: Female Corper Romances Male Corpers (photo) by Oilandgas1(m): 10:00pm On May 16, 2016
Holydude:
Some girls are shameless.. This one can never a virgin. All these guys too no dey use their brain to think. Their cerebrum is on their joystick.
Cc: lalasticlala

Especially the guy that positioned the girl's ass to his ROD
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These Ladies Will You Prefer To Go On A Date With This Weekend? by Oilandgas1(m): 10:37am On May 15, 2016
yarimo:
BBW no thinking twice grin

Correct
Romance / Re: Lady Steps On Guy Lying Flat: Is This Love Or Stupidity ? (picture) by Oilandgas1(m): 9:39pm On May 14, 2016
jazzy4naija:
Personally I feel this is stupidity because why would a guy in his right senses do this ? Maybe that might make me sound unromantic so my guys what do u think?


I can do it for my wife, daughter and mother finish
Romance / Re: Lady Steps On Guy Lying Flat: Is This Love Or Stupidity ? (picture) by Oilandgas1(m): 9:38pm On May 14, 2016
jazzy4naija:
Personally I feel this is stupidity because why would a guy in his right senses do this ? Maybe that might make me sound unromantic so my guys what do u think?


I can do it for my wife and mother finish
Celebrities / Re: Martins Njubuigbo "Elder Maya" Is Sick (Liver Problem) by Oilandgas1(m): 2:57pm On May 14, 2016
Lilprincey:
He likes playing a part of an Elder in Nigerian films and like giving bad advices...Lol. Get well soon sir we are praying for u


He equally play's the role of a native doctor and chief priest
Romance / Re: Are You Ready For Sex? Let’s Take A HIV Test And Pay Me Well -Lady Says On FB by Oilandgas1(m): 6:12am On May 13, 2016
hungryboy:
All this terms and conditions, on top toto were dem dey even retail for 200naira for my area?

Even the breast is too small for me.
Romance / Re: Guys: 6 Things That Will Make Her Leave (photos) by Oilandgas1(m): 5:33am On May 13, 2016
Dimejidude:
6. Battering
Being a batterer is the fastest ticket for a woman to leave and even if she doesn’t want to leave,friends and family will make her leave.



www.omgvoice.com/lifestyle/guys-relationships-leave/


What's this one saying?

Money had always been the password and will continue to be the password.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Students In Kenya Having Group Sex Caught (Photos+Video) by Oilandgas1(m): 5:21am On May 13, 2016
CarrotAndStick:
I can't find any girl among them

The person from the right is a female.

But wait ooo this is not suppose to be any body's problem since they committed the act in their own rented apartment not even in the hostel.

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Romance / Re: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by Oilandgas1(m): 7:28pm On May 06, 2016
naijaboiy:
cheesy
I no fine but I dey wipe girls, women,ladies like no man biz
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Three Beautiful Daughters Pictured Together by Oilandgas1(m): 8:14pm On May 02, 2016
I go like Wipe d 3 of them.
Family / Re: Housewife Snatched By LG Boss Dies Mysteriously After Childbirth (pic) by Oilandgas1(m): 9:01pm On Apr 30, 2016
Na who be the police for the pix?
Politics / Re: Photos Of Boko Haram leaders captured by the army recently by Oilandgas1(m): 11:14pm On Apr 28, 2016
Even u Babagana John u are among them? Why are they undergoing interrogation? Shot them aside.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Shoot Olajideide Sipe In Festac (A Lawyer) - Gaphic photos by Oilandgas1(m): 9:27pm On Apr 26, 2016
donbenedict:
Never argue with a mad man!



Wisdom 101

Any mad man in khaki
Crime / Re: 60-Year-Old Woman Buys & Sells Baby For N1 Million In USA by Oilandgas1(m): 10:50pm On Apr 25, 2016
ekojoe:
Wow
ASSUMPTIONS
•Life begins at 40 •She started the business at 40 •She is 60. 20 years experience •1 child = 3 Million Naira •Sells 10 children yearly •200 KIDS SOLD SUCCESSFULLY 6 BILLION NAIRA
This is good business!!
N1 million per baby
Crime / Re: 2 Arrested For Selling Expired Biscuits In Lagos by Oilandgas1(m): 10:40pm On Apr 25, 2016
That was how I bought expired repackage Condom
Religion / Re: Help! My Pastor Hates Me! by Oilandgas1(m): 10:25am On Apr 24, 2016
oloriooko:
When your pastor in church becomes your arch enemy trying to see you go down, turning church members against you, spreading unwholesome things about you and you have done everything possible to find out what you did wrong but the pastor refused to talk to you, even when some people try mediating, the pastor cunningly dodge the matter, please what would you do?


Pls. Don't use the name pst. To describe such a back slider
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by Oilandgas1(m): 12:37am On Apr 09, 2016
femi4:
56ETE4 0977686654
Thank you very much
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by Oilandgas1(m): 10:32pm On Apr 07, 2016
please help me with the product key and activation key to my repligo reader my pin is 26D78305 thank you
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Oilandgas1(m): 10:52am On Mar 28, 2016
tosyne2much:
Nearly every guy has at least once in his lifetime experienced a memorable awkward moment when he was brutally embarrassed for visiting a lady either by the lady's parents, her brothers, uncle or her boyfriend whom she never told you about.

*Let me share mine*

A few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a very pretty lady. After several months of regular chats, calls and SMSes; I planned on how to meet with my supposed girlfriend and of course, our wishes came to reality as I travelled down to meet with her.

She entertained me with pictures and we started discussing those nasty things we used to say on the phone and how we have both been fantasising about the day we will meet, make fun and perhaps, make love. We discussed at length and later ran out of gist after which I went to the bathroom to have my bath and she followed suite after I was done. (She lived in a self-contain apartment)

We further had a little gist, we became quiet and started looking at each other just like a puppy that has not been fed for days. That was when I knew it was time for the show to begin when someone knocked on the door. She headed towards the door and opened it and here came this young man of an average height, dark sinned and a bit mancho. He didn't greet me but as a perfect gentlemen, I greeted him but I noticed he didn't respond (whether you answer of not, na ur own wahala be that, I said to myself).

What I noticed was the sudden facial expression of contempt registered on his face and the first question he asked her was what I was doing in her room and I was like wtf !! "Shey dis one dey craze ni?, who be dis dog wey no get rope for neck?" Be like say this guy no know me, even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan no fit pursue me comot for here" .... I just throway face dey reply my BBM PINGs as I no kuku get business with am

When I got the greatest shock of my life was when she introduced me to him as an ex classmate way back in secondary school and that I only came to say hello to her and would be leaving soon.. The dude started shouting calling her all sort of names and demanded I leave the room before he's forced to do what would hurt me shocked I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building.

She later called and start pleading that it was her uncle and that he had gone so I should return back. I got furious and heaped curses on her never to call me again..

I later deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp and unfriend her on facebook.

I have never felt embarrassed like this in my life all because of punni

Guys, don't be shy, share that embarrassing moment of yours and spread the fun



Guys una dey try oooo I no fit pass d nite 4 woman cabal.
Religion / Re: Omega Power Ministries Weds 140 Couples Same Day (photos/video) by Oilandgas1(m): 7:11am On Mar 25, 2016
benedictnsi:
Lasisi69 abeg in your opinion, is this an end time church or beginning time church


Non
Religion / Re: Omega Power Ministries Weds 140 Couples Same Day (photos/video) by Oilandgas1(m): 7:09am On Mar 25, 2016
Dharniel:
picking go kon plenty for the church by November...

Most of them if not all have already given birth to children. Some churches call such wedding a blessed marriage
Politics / Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by Oilandgas1(m): 12:51am On Mar 25, 2016
Tocheagle:
He said something and I quote . "I HAVE PLAYED MY PART " By that I guess he means jihad . He feels he has done enough to qualify for "paradise" . That "played my part" statement shouldn't be taken lightly . There is an agenda going on . There are many out there waiting to "play their part" . NIGERIANS KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN .



Is the guy a Muslim? I'm Just been curios judging from the way he keep on calling ALLAH.
Romance / Re: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by Oilandgas1(m): 8:11am On Mar 19, 2016
MRBrownJ:
@corperscorner
let me be the bearer of bad news, if you brought a gal home , "touched" her everywhere (possiby kiss her too) and undressed her fully, then you have already cheated bro!

if you believe that cheating is only when you penetrate someone then you are clearly mistaking....
here is a clue: would you allow your gf to be "touched" and undressed fully by some other dude, since it is not cheating?!


God bless u bro.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Guys With Big Stomach? by Oilandgas1(m): 1:48am On Mar 08, 2016
Caringguy:
Bros why are you downgrading yourself undecided


He just said the truth of the matter
Education / Re: Anatomy Student Of Uniosun's Death: Revealed True Story Behind It by Oilandgas1(m): 3:22pm On Mar 07, 2016
shamecurls:
[size=18pt]إِنَّا للهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ[/size]


I understand this phrase as : We ( people ) are our Creator's slaves , and we, inevitably , will be back to Him.

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Events / Re: Wedding Between 72-Year-Old Man & 60-Year-Old Woman In PH After 45yrs by Oilandgas1(m): 11:14pm On Feb 20, 2016
Enjoyment of free/ unpaid T¤T¤ for 45 years. Enjoyment Minister
Romance / Re: Secondary School Boy Proposes To His Classmate On Uniform(video) by Oilandgas1(m): 11:43am On Feb 20, 2016
Drabeey:

For water and garri.

Lol

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