Drabeey:
Nonsense. The principal should be arrested

For what?

JeffreyJamez:
You call 6am late? ....abi you're looking for excuse to send her packing

I wonder oooo, mine gets up from bed between 6- 7 and gets every thing ready before 7:30 am so I'm not complaining.

STFUareyouGod:
Give her flying kicks immediately yur awake



Thank me later

Or Jackie chan acrobatic kick and thank us later

Receive deliverance from every spirit of infatuation.

Love my BMW

HitlerGaddafi:
This girl needs a good hot fresh big dick

My broda u go make heaven for this revelation

“But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.”

Lattop:
This is serious

The NPF should pls extend this to TV and Radio stations


God pls na beg I dey beg in my entire life I don't want to be an accident Victim

Amen

rollUP:
Wow so no be only Naija force ppl dey mad

Na wetin carry de man go
over take a whole VP. Too much of Weed is bad

Simplestone:
Please my fellow Nairalanders,Am very depressed,I have a man who I have known for 8years,we were friends and started dating 4years ago,although the relationship was a distance one,cause I school in Ogun state,while He reside in delta state,He practically does everything for me including paying my school fees,He is a very caring man,we have agreed to get married this year 2016,Although I don't love him,but I never wanted to be an ingrate to him,and I believe since we are friends that the love will eventually come.
Last year June I had a dream,and I saw a woman and a child crying in front of him, while He kept on pushing them away,I was worried so I asked him if there is any secret He is hiding from me,that I already know, but I wanted to hear from Him,that was when He told me that He got a woman pregnant by mistake in 2013 ,that He does not love the girl,and He has even refuse to see her since she gave birth.
I was depressed and I felt betrayed I stopped picking his calls for Two weeks,and the next thing He did was to rush down to my elder sister and told her everything we have shared in the relationship,and even threatened to deal with me if I don't marry Him,He boasted about all He has done for me,including paying my school fees and all that.

I am truly confused,I need serious advise, please no insults. Thanks.

May God deliver us from selfish, greedy and wicked
women.

STILESGANG:
This are the kind of pussyy I adore,The big and swollen type.

I love it more if the swollen happens to be in the upper region.

STILESGANG:
This are the kind of pussyy I adore,The big and swollen type.

I love it more if the swollen happens to be in the upon region.

Who invented Jollof Rice?

This one na word problem leading to quadratic equation

The father must be a super man to tie the hands and legs of a 22year old man who was nt unconscious

BF (season one)

All na packaging na still the same T*T* she get

Totodickson

2015 End of the Year EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) 2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks) 3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks) (b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks) 4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks) 5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks) 6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks) 7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

I Can't Encourage You To Become a Mortician

stephenduru:
Alhaji Dr. Mohammed Indimi is one of the billionaires and oil mogul in Nigeria.

  He is married to a Chadian and Swiss(dual citizenship) wife Mrs Samira.Checkout Mrs Samira and her lovely daughters Adama, Meram and Mairama Indimi.

   Adama Indima was recently said to be having an affair with multi-award winning Nigerian singer D'banj.

Source:  http://trezzy2..com/2015/08/checkout-billionaire-alhaji-indimis.html

Chinekem ooooo this is what I call ... otu ocha;

drey076:
Yes
those bokoharam are in trouble

' Not by might nor by power, but by My Spirit,' ...

valasmedia:
a text message was sent to my babe phone from Mtn telling her to report to their office to avoid been disconnected...see what we met over there...when has Mtn office turn to market?

Or bank

I Love BMW

when i noticed that i have started growing public hairs

nwaobitex:
Nice piece of info
P.s..Now I've confirmed that introvert is truly jobless

But jokes apart, is INTROVERT truely Jobless?

FriedPlantain:
Lies, bullshit and nothing but bullshit! Now let me dissect the OP's point one after the other. So? Who needs NYSC in the first place. Many can argue that the programme is a complete waste of time which could be put into better use either going for a Masters, acquiring required professional experience or learning some necessary vocational training that would better aid your hustling once you are done with school. In fact, our friends that didn't partake in the so called NYSC seem to be better off than us as they had a year start over we that went for service
Then why do students of other schools cause riots at any single opportunity available to them if not for the same reason you are pointing out here. Corruption is rife in almost every educational institution in this country, I see no reason why you are singling NOUN out as if others are Saint and they (NOUN) are the inventor of sin. So 500 students cramped in one class like sardine is any better? stop pointing accusing fingers if you ain't holy yourself. Same old bullshit another big fat lie! Believe me when I tell you this, no other institution in this country have students with experience than NOUN. In fact the school was created for those with experience. That's what it stands for, that's what it is. I am a graduate of one of the conventional universities and till today I am yet to collect a dime for 3 months hard labor I put in industrial Training 5 years ago. Lies! Materials are readily available in the school, dunno where you are getting this junk from.complete baloney!
Still trying to comprehend what this crap means? Come back with a better write-up once you have done a better research and you fully understand what the school stands for.




Friedplantain

Correct

ECOTERRORS:
He is a member of ALL Photoshoot Congress so you shouldnt expect less from them.

They are the Nigerian version of Kada Kada shians

True talk, u jst said exactly what was on my mind.

Reiyvinn:


Which kind rubbish be this nau?? Una no dey read thread before una comment Shuoo!!

Take time read this thing na, you no be auto-comment robot.

Beg no kill me with laugh, which one be

auto comment robot? lol

They should get married and produce grandchild for their mother or are they......

ireneony:
evaporated milk

Play the game of Chess every day