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Investment / Re: What's Your Biggest Investment In 2018 And How Much Did You Make? by Oilandgas1(m): 5:10am On Dec 29, 2018
okeysly:
My biggest investment this year was in crypto-trading

I was introduced to 2 platforms by a friend in the USA who has been making cool $$$$ with them for the past one year.
At first I doubted, I smile to the bank on a daily basis since then....
It also made me meet people of high class also in the society

My email sir, benchika4sure@yahoo.com
Family / Re: Taiye Feyisayo Adedeji Triplets 1st Birthday. Welcomed After 6 Years Of Marriage by Oilandgas1(m): 4:20am On Dec 06, 2018
Thank God for IVF
Family / Re: Pregnant Woman Who Posed With 20,000 Bees In Maternity Shoot Had Stillbirth(Pic by Oilandgas1(m): 3:04am On Nov 18, 2017
Sakie:
Chai sooo sad...
Its not easy to carry a child nine months and have a still birth..it's very painful
I remember when I gave birth to my boy in 2016,was in the labour room with another woman who was shy to open her legs.
The midwives were just slapping her thighs anyhow
They knew the baby was nomore but were trying to make her believe the baby was alive hence the slapping.
I didn't know when I started crying forgetting my own pains.was really scared but my mum told me to be strong and keep on praying..thank God for everything
I still feel bad for that lady anytime I remember cos her family said that wasn't the first


another woman who was shy
to open her legs.

She was not shy rather the pain was too much
Family / Re: A Guy Impregnanted My 16 Years Old Sister. by Oilandgas1(m): 4:14am On Oct 31, 2017
Skipuru:


A guy of 27 years old impregnated my 16 years old sister mean while she's about to write her waec next year.
I called the guy on phone and he said he's ready to take responsibility of the girl and she will marry her , but me I don't like it that way because she's too small to bear a child and I don't want that to happen to my sister because she's the only girl in my family.
Now the question is I want her to abort the child and focus on her education but the guy said he ready and my mom called me and said that my sister said if anything should happen to her that it's on our head.
Please I want you to post it so I can hear people's opinions on this so I can know the right thing to do because I'm I'm going crazy.

Please I need a good advice on how to follow this matter. My mom want her to suffer so she can learn her lesson but me she will bring shame to me and my family. I'm just a boy of 22 years old still on the street.

What's the guy doing for a living? Because in this part of the world most 27-30 years guys are still saying mama thank you.
Crime / Re: Lady Who Jumped A Fence To Steal Biscuits In Anambra Stripped Unclad (Photos) by Oilandgas1(m): 11:20am On Oct 18, 2017
pyyxxaro:
Who be this person wen always de use crayon abi poster color de cover all these valuables

After u don settle down look am ,e reach our turn u paint am


Naaa thunder go fire ur small intestine undecided


Na correct thunder go fire the person
Crime / Re: Lady And Men Who Robbed A Woman In Lagos Caught & Beaten By Mob (Graphic Pics) by Oilandgas1(m): 7:26pm On Oct 15, 2017
Why are they still putting on their clothes?
Romance / Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Oilandgas1(m): 6:01am On Oct 15, 2017
tolugar:
Accept my condolences To ur preek

Hahahahahaa
Crime / Re: Oyo Police Parade Serial Burglar, Robbers And Kidnappers (photos) by Oilandgas1(m): 5:11am On Oct 14, 2017
Bolustical:


They will never disapoint when it comes to developing other places with criminal activities.

The Chika Eze despite being close to 50, he's still dey steal with him children mates.


you don't notice Abdulsalam Abdulrazaq 'm' aged 47?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes, Try Not To Laugh � by Oilandgas1(m): 8:13pm On Aug 14, 2017
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Career / Re: Help! My Colleague Is Never On Sit During Working Hours, What Should I Do?!! by Oilandgas1(m): 7:19am On Mar 31, 2017
wowgist:
I love my job, my Boss and my colleagues. As an Accountant, our job requires that we sit long hours on our computers updating the Companies expenditure and asset database. however, there is a challenge.

My department colleague is hardly on sit during working hours. he loves to leave to chat, socialize and even do personal runs during work. I have tried to help him severally by discussing (one-on-one) as par 'man to man', but no effect. He is simple and very intelligent but not focused because he is to playful. This has affected our department's output severally, as personally I discussed this matter with the HR, my own Boss and other familiar Bosses, but all seem not to be too concerned. They just sympathize. I love my work, we are well paid and really doing well as a company.

Please kindly advice me on what to do



Before I give you my piece of advice tell me much is your salary..
Webmasters / Re: 13 Most Influential Websites In Nigeria And Their Founders - Factsbyjosh by Oilandgas1(m): 7:02am On Nov 19, 2016
Baddo.com rocks also
Crime / Re: Boyfriend Slashes Girlfriend’s Throat In Adamawa State (graphic Images) by Oilandgas1(m): 5:55am On Nov 11, 2016
coolbreezy01:
Now this Is serious.

Did I read adamawa.

Let that guy be arrested as fast as possible cause he is a boko haram cause a normal human being with a heart cannot do such except a brainwashed religious fanatic...


Which arrest again? They said the The victim is currently under stable condition and the lover has been apprehended and arrested.
Romance / Re: Fulani-Themed Pre-Wedding Pics Of A Nairalander And His Beautiful Fiancee by Oilandgas1(m): 7:42pm On Oct 22, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
In 3rd pic....
I'm not saying she has small nyansh sha but if 20 naira A3 sheet can completely wrap your butt and still remain extra then you're not for me. The importance of nyansh cannot be overemphasized.


My broda nyansh na de koko
Career / Re: Man Collapsed After His Salary Was Slashed From N18,000 To N5,000 In Kebbi by Oilandgas1(m): 1:36am On Oct 22, 2016
Delicious22:
I guess he voted for buhari.

Somebody "SAI BABA" cool

SAI BABA
Religion / Re: How God Healed, Saved And Delivered Me From HIV (My Story) by Oilandgas1(m): 3:34pm On Oct 14, 2016
DjAndroid:
But you didn't mention going for a HIV test.


I tire oooo
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Cradles A Baby He Met While Flying Economy Class (Photos) by Oilandgas1(m): 5:34am On Oct 08, 2016
bluaero:
Hay God!!! shocked
He will infect that poor kid with lying virus

Lol
Fashion / Re: What's wrong with the way this grandma dressed? by Oilandgas1(m): 5:09am On Oct 08, 2016
Kenya on my mind

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Entertainment / Re: Chris Jeyibo "Chris Koga" Dies In Ghastly Motor Accident (Photos) by Oilandgas1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 07, 2016
MadCow1:
I hope nobody died..

I wish he a speedy recovery...
Are u from this planet earth?

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Crime / Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Oilandgas1(m): 10:37am On Oct 07, 2016
jieta:
after them don tear ur yansh finish when u come outside na u go dey tear people yansh.

Lol
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Celebrates His 40th Birthday In Vegas With His Sister (Photos) by Oilandgas1(m): 3:35am On Sep 26, 2016
grin
pyyxxaro:
All these gals na Elderly Men food o

See as lap full everywhere

Abeg make I go find my mate kiss
wink
pyyxxaro:
All these gals na Elderly Men food o

See as lap full everywhere

Abeg make I go find my mate kiss


Lol
Celebrities / Re: Moesha Boduong Wanted By Goodwill Zwelithini KaBhekuzulu As His 7th Wife [PICS] by Oilandgas1(m): 9:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
Zehner:
The girl is fine and she gather but it now looks like her hips is on one side.


I am not beefing o.

Exactly
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Shows Off His Cars [PICS] by Oilandgas1(m): 8:32pm On Sep 06, 2016
NaijaCelebrity:
G worldwide records star, Kiss Daniel who recently bagged two awards at the Nigerian Entertainment Awards on Sunday has been having a very successful year with the kinda waves his album has been making.

The singer has not spared any expense in living the most comfortable life which he deserves, which has led to him getting himself a luxurious ride, a Vintage Ferrari, which he showed off on social media hours ago.


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/09/music-star-kiss-daniel-shows-off-his.html?m=1






Red and black? Ok oooo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Women Fight In Salon Over Politician In Kenya (Photos) by Oilandgas1(m): 5:36am On Jul 16, 2016
Bluezy13:
They are not nakéd,





They are almost nakéd...



Nevertheless, I'm disappointed. I had anticipated a rather fascinating view.

Abi! na them wide and dip t•t• I bi wan see.
Romance / Re: 6 Quotes Ladies Say To Justify Themselves For Being Single by Oilandgas1(m): 5:39pm On Jul 14, 2016
ireneony:
six quotes ladies say to justify themselves for being single


This thread is no way to make single ladies less appreciated or look down on.
Being single can be really fun, especially when you are a lady.

Most ladies try to justify themselves that being single is the best thing that has ever happened to them.

I'm here to list out six quotes ladies say to justify themselves for being single.


1. I'm Single And Happy: This quote is popularly used by most single ladies. They use this quote to console themselves. We know relationship is not easy but that doesn't mean there are no sweet sides to everything. No matter how they try to console themselves, sometimes they feel lonely especially when they see other women friends with their boyfriends/fiance.

2. I'm Waiting For Mr Right: This is another lie single ladies tell to console themselves. They are on Facebook, instamessenger, nairaland, e.tc yet can't find a Mr right. How will you find Mr right, when you keep shutting all the men that comes your way. Aunty! Take a clay and mould man for yourself grin.

3. God's Time Is The Best: We all know God's time is the best but why not make use of the time you have now. Most most single ladies will say anything to justify their loneliness.

4. I'm Not Ready For A Relationship: Really! So you are not ready for a relationship, ma! When will you be ready? Oh! Okay when you are in your mid-fourthies by the time you clock your menopause grin

5. I'm Into Celibacy: Most single ladies that are not virgins are fond of hiding under the canopy of celibate. Pls!pls! Spare us that crap, you are not a nun.

6. All Men Are The Same: This quote is so popular among single ladies. How can you be hundred percent sure all men are the same when you have not dated them all.



Same old story
Science/Technology / Re: Bat Shot Dead In An Office In Onitsha, Anambara State by Oilandgas1(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2016
mesoprogress:
Rabid bat. It might have rabies, hence flying in the day. Any person bitten should see a doctor ASAP for anti rabies vaccine.

Hmmn, the nose. Looks familiar, hope it's not lie mohammed.


Holy Ghost Fire

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Family / Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Oilandgas1(m): 4:55am On Jul 11, 2016
Nyceguy92:
Back to the topic. ..
Sex between couples happens spontaneously. .
Creating a timetable for it kills the fun.

My uni teacher said the normal number of times per week a couple should have sex is 3. Some exceed 3 times.

**By the way, I don't understand why the only response somebody has to offer in a thread is to call on Lalasticlala to "do the needful," "come and see this one oo o..," etc. I find them dumb.



Dumb & doltish

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