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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not A Womaniser, I Just Have More Women In My Life - Tuface Idibia by ojubi(m): 1:55pm On Jan 26, 2012
Bro. TU BABA seriously if i were u i 'll seriously consider having a vasectomy since u re not good with a condom. That way u cant impregnate any woman again. The problem with having kids from many mothers 'll begin to seriously manifest itself when u pass on to the world beyond and your children will make a terrible show of who gets what in your numerous properties and wealth. So pls sir, visit a hospital, cut your vas- deference, so u can stop ejaculating sperm, but only serminal fluid during sex. That way no woman can trick you into putting her in a family way again.
TV/Movies / Re: Entertaining Our Children On Nigerian Television by ojubi(m): 7:19am On Jan 26, 2012
Shabe all ye re complaining. DSTV and other cables subscription is the problem here. If u do not subscribe every body 'll think u re selfish or old school. But if refuse to subscribe the kids 'll have no option than to make do with NTA, AIT etal. I still miss my dad black and white TV, i miss Gringory and Jebrudaya, i miss Jaguar, and many more.
Politics / Re: We Will Fight Boko Haram With The Law - David Mark by ojubi(m): 11:31pm On Jan 23, 2012
Mr clueless senate president, u can reduce the three years sentence u give to boko haram members to six months and increase gay sentence from 14 years to 28 years in prison. U can also increase the reward of 100 million naira, to 1 billion, to the family of any other boko haram member who is killed by police. RUBISH and BLEEP set of persons who called themselfs leaders in this country.
Politics / Re: Foreign Firms Take 43 Percent Of Nigeria’s Oil Revenue by ojubi(m): 12:40pm On Jan 21, 2012
I ve worked just for 3 years in an oil major as a contract staff and i ve a house of my own in porthacourt and i ve done so very many things i never espected i will do in such a very short time. Even all my colleagues in the office are all doing great economically because of this oil majors, my question is; what is your NNPC doing with their 57 percent? Cos our oil majors are making us proud with their 43 percent.
Politics / Re: Foreign Firms Take 43 Percent Of Nigeria’s Oil Revenue by ojubi(m): 12:28pm On Jan 21, 2012
Yea, with their 47 percent the oil majors pay us their staff well and finance all the production expensis, including feeding us on daily basis. What is your NNPC doing with their 57 percent?
Family / Re: Using Other People's Relationship To Judge Yours by ojubi(m): 11:25am On Jan 21, 2012
Dat is y when idle nigerian girl finish watching nollywood dem think say we de lik jim Iyk and Emeka Ike.
Romance / Re: Would You Enter A Prenup? by ojubi(m): 5:40pm On Jan 20, 2012
The only reason the average girl want to marry u a guy now is because u re rich. They call it "a man who can take care of me". So to me, no prenup, no marriage.
Romance / Re: What's The Best Christmas Gift To A Partner? by ojubi(m): 7:43pm On Dec 22, 2011
I just took delivary of two set of gold including pendants and ear rings for my sweetheart. It cost me a furtune but i don't mind cos i luv her.
Politics / Re: The Dumbest/not So Smart Statements Of Our Leaders by ojubi(m): 6:48pm On Nov 16, 2011
The youth corpers that died during the post election crisis, were destined to die. In other words they have fufiled their destiny.                                                                      The most moronic speach making governor in Nigeria's history. ISA YAGUDA
Phones / Re: What Is Wrong With Glo Mobile Internet? by ojubi(m): 5:19pm On Nov 12, 2011
Waten concern me i de brouse free on EMPTY N network.
Romance / Re: Who Says Women Dont Ever Pay On Dates? by ojubi(m): 3:34pm On Nov 12, 2011
@ Poster, I am so disappointed on you. The only reason i open your thread to read is because i thought you will tell us women also ask their men out for dates and then pay the bills as ex amplified by you and maybe your girl friends. You post still boils down to one thing. "i am a woman, he is the man, so he should spend on me". This is really being cheap and parasitic. Infact you have belittled women more with your thread.

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Politics / Beaf Please Tell Jonathan 2 Remove Corruption Subsidy And The High Cost Of Runing Govt. Subsidy by ojubi(m): 9:36am On Nov 10, 2011
Mr Beaf, with due respect sir i beg you to please tell president Jonathan to remove corruption subsidy, and the high cost of runing government subsidy. He should also be man enough, and develope the balls to remove the cartel subsidy . And PLEASE leave the fuel subsidy to the ordinary man. Dear mr. Beaf, noticed the very youths that faught tooth and nail to make sure GEJ as you call him become president have turned agaist him? Example is YOURS SINCERELY AND MR. JAMES OLAWOLE AJANI. WHO HE ARRESTED YESTEDAY. PLEASE MR. BEAF, TELL GEJ THIS IS THE BEGINING OF THE NIGERIA SPRING. AJANI CAMPAIGNED FOR JONATHAN USING ALL THE RESOURCES HE HAD JUST LIKE ME. I AM FROM THE SOUTH SOUTH, AND I AM WRITTING FROM A VILLAGE KNOWN AS OBGEINBIRI IN BAYELSA STATE NOT TOO FAR TO OTUAKE THE PRESIDENT VILLAGE. BEAF, TELL HIM TO STOP TESTING THE PATIENCE OF THE ORDINARY NIGERIAN.
Health / Re: Cure For Halitosis (bad Breath/mouth Odour) by ojubi(m): 11:50am On Nov 06, 2011
(4) Always keep the mouth moist by drinking and chewing suger free gum or hard candy to stimulate saliva production. (5) VITAMIN C TREATMENT: Vitamin c deficiency is the cause of some halitosis. Take vitamin c supplements and eat a lot of fruits.
Health / Re: Cure For Halitosis (bad Breath/mouth Odour) by ojubi(m): 11:34am On Nov 06, 2011
(2) CLEANING OF THE TONGUE. Cleaning of the tongue several times in a day is one of the most effective halitosis treatments. Why your regular tooth brush can do this job well. A spoon toothbrush or even a drugstore tongue scraper can be used. (3) MOUTH WASH; Gargling with mouth wash morning and evening or possibly after each meal is another miraculous treatment for halitosis. I readily recomend A.M.,P.M. Mouth wash wash for people becouse it is cheap and effective. It can be gotten from a super market.
Health / Cure For Halitosis (bad Breath/mouth Odour) by ojubi(m): 11:09am On Nov 06, 2011
Halitosis is a medical term use in describing bad breath or unpleasant mouth odour. It can also be defined as foul-smelling breath. One problem with halitosis is that even your best friend won't tell you. They just walk back a little when you are talking. HOW DO I SAVE MY SELVE FROM THIS EMBARRASSMENT? (CURE) (1) TOOTH BRUSHING: Brush your teeth first thing in the morning and last thing at nigth. NOTE. The most important time of the day to brush your teeth is after having your last meal of the day, just before going tobed.
Family / Re: Who Wants To Be A Housewife? by ojubi(m): 6:08pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ever wonder why the average young lady want to get married by all means, why the average young man want to postponed marriage? For the average nigerian woman, marriage is an exit and encourages economic/mental and physical indolence. Why for the man marriage is simply eternal financial slavery accountable to your wife. Afterall, which landlord ask the wife for rent when the rent expires or who bear the shame when there is no food in the house and the children are dressed in rags? Men don't ever allow women to pressure u into premature marriage cos all they do is to give birth to children on yearly basis and sit down at home with the kids and increase your recurrent expenditure to the extent you migth never be able to carry out any useful project in your life again.
Family / Re: Who Wants To Be A Housewife? by ojubi(m): 6:07pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ever wonder why the average young lady want to get married by all means, why the average young man want to postponed marriage? For the average nigerian woman, marriage is an exit and encourages economic/mental and physical indolence. Why for the man marriage is simply eternal financial slavery accountable to your wife. Afterall, which landlord ask the wife for rent when the rent expires or who bear the shame when there is no food in the house and the children are dressed in rags? Men don't ever allow women to pressure u into premature marriage cos all they do is to give birth to children on yearly basis and sit down at home with the kids and increase your recurrent expenditure to the extent you migth never be able to carry out any useful project in your life again.

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Politics / Re: Rivers State Declares Free Medicare For Residents! by ojubi(m): 9:42pm On Oct 15, 2011
Now mr AMECHI, we the residents of portharcourt dont need yo ligth cos we all ve generators, we dont need water cos we all have bore holes, we dont  need your frivolous free health care cos we have pharmacies acrose the streets. Please stop all this media propaganda tha u and gov AKPABIO are doing and give us ROADS in porthacourt. It is a shame that u cant drive any were in phc. City and u are on the news on daily basis doing self praise singing. ODILI was like u, see were he ended today. He cant find his voice. SHAME on u, SHAME on your bad ROADS.
Car Talk / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Use Exotic Cars Yet Live In Poor Or Rented Houses? by ojubi(m): 3:30pm On Oct 10, 2011
My thread is not aimed at telling peeps what to do with thier money, Rather with your rational contributions here people can make their informed descisions. You may be working in the midle of the city, and you need to live close to your office no doubt about that. But dont you think in life we should all have a plan "B"? In your wise plan B you can buy a land in the suburd of your town, develope it and give it out for rental just incase of emergency eviction or most times people lost thier job and start all over again.
Car Talk / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Use Exotic Cars Yet Live In Poor Or Rented Houses? by ojubi(m): 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2011
@ Harakiri, in your own opinion nigerians dont drive those cars that sooth your definition of exotic?                                Back to the topic we have seen a sizable percentage of oil company workers in porthacourt retire on nothing less than a six figure income salary yet have no houses in porthacourt but use the latest product of toyota.                                     The last man i know was practically chased out of nigeria agip oil company official residence in rumoudara, portharcourt, with police men, after a court case he started with the company to prevent his eviction.                    Absulotely this dude has no were to go other than the village, maybe to his fathers house.
Car Talk / Why Do Most Nigerians Use Exotic Cars Yet Live In Poor Or Rented Houses? by ojubi(m): 5:55am On Oct 10, 2011
Dear naira landers, it gives me a lot of concern to see many people driving the latest car in town, most times they have more than one of such ride but live in a rented house with their families for more than 10 years.

Are this group of people afraid of buying land and building their own houses? Or they just want to be seen as being rich while in reality is not true?

There are another group of people who drive moderate cars but live in dilapidated houses, face me i face you, etc.

Should what an individual drive be more important than were they live? Or should what we drive be more important that owning things of value like a piece or real estate? Your logical contributions please.

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Education / Re: Uk College Caught Selling Fake Degrees To Foreign Students by ojubi(m): 12:26pm On Oct 05, 2011
All graduates train abroad are simply unemployable. They just pass by cheating, learn a little bit of accent faking, come here and start posing cos the authorities will not even bother to investigate the source of their degrees cos is from obodo oyibo. RUBISH ABROAD TRAINED gRADUATES. Bleep u all of u that stol certificate in UK and US and other places.
Investment / Re: What Bonds Are & How To Invest In Nigerian Bonds by ojubi(m): 10:57pm On Sep 26, 2011
@ 2020 and Dudu thanks for yo advice. But diversification means having assets in all clases of investment namely business, real estate, perpar assets, commodities etc. If u ve assets only on bunds, stocks, mutual funds only that is only one class of asset. And in actual terms u re diworsifying because technically all yo eggs re in the same basket. As for baying bunds fo ten milla bros u hold oh. I salute sha, i de come.
Investment / Re: What Bonds Are & How To Invest In Nigerian Bonds by ojubi(m): 7:43pm On Sep 26, 2011
Fellow naira landers pls learn the act of investing. It does not take much. If you do u will be the one looking for loans and not u beging to give out your money, for good debt make the rich richer.
Investment / Re: What Bonds Are & How To Invest In Nigerian Bonds by ojubi(m): 7:30pm On Sep 26, 2011
LEVEL 4 THE I AM A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL. Self employed  example dentist, optician, real estate developer, plumber, etc. They usually become financially comfortable not not stupendiously rich.                          LEVEL 5 THE CAPITALIST. This are the richest peopple on earth. They practice monopoly. They take your hard end money from thos usless BUNDS SEUN is asking u to buy, turn it into billions over nigth and pay u peanuts after 10 years. HELL, i will never give my hard earn money to any already made billioniare like RAMON DOkPESI etal, like when i bougth AIT shares or the ever unstable govt in the name of bunds, shares, mutual funds etc. There are all ellaborate  PONZI SCHEMES. Aka legalised crime. I dont even keep cash in my savings account anymore. I use my hard earn money to buy cheap plots of real estate in the surburd of my town. One day development will get there, i will sell this land and i too will smile.  Aka legalised crime. I dont even keep cash in my savings account anymore. I use my hard earn money to buy cheap plots of real estate in the surburd of my town. One day development will get there, i will sell this land and i too will smile.

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Investment / Re: What Bonds Are & How To Invest In Nigerian Bonds by ojubi(m): 7:00pm On Sep 26, 2011
There are 5 level of invetors. Viz Level 1 The zero financial inteligence investor. They ve nothing to invest and spend more than they earn. LEVEL 2 SAVERS RE LOSERS. They put their hard end money in a savings account beliving that the bank will pay them interest. The ponzi scheme banks take your money give out to your brother on loan and charge him 25 percent, and give u 2 percent interest and steal back the interes in the name of service chages, ATM chagess etc. LEVEL 3 THE I AM TOO BUSY TO INVEST LEVEL. This fellow often a well train professional is too busy to take sometime to learn about investing. Hence when he sees initial public offers, bunds, stocks etc he ignorantly jumbs into it and sink his hard earn money to become an ordnary share holder. Pity, pity my brother. Example DOctors, nurses etc etc he ignorantly jumbs into it and sink his hard earn money to become an ordnary share holder. Pity, pity my brother. Example DOctors, nurses etc
Education / Re: Students Of UNICAL Protesting Over Increased School Fees by ojubi(m): 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2011
This is a so call federal university. Cant we have specific fee prescription which all the federal university must adhere to and can only be reviewed by that shit called ministry of education?
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Church Wedding Photos by ojubi(m): 8:27pm On Aug 27, 2011
Congrate girl. Am really happy for u. Am also happy that u ve shame lovely and her hate fans. God bless yo marriage, yo table shall be sorounded by children. U would live to see yo children children.
Autos / Re: -- Volkswagen Golf 3 -- Registered -- 390k -- by ojubi(m): 2:15pm On Aug 27, 2011
How can get it over to ph? Pls contact me on ojueyo@yahoo.com. 07030603729
Autos / Re: -- Volkswagen Golf 3 -- Registered -- 390k -- by ojubi(m): 2:09pm On Aug 27, 2011
Is this car direct belgeon? Can it fly for 350K?
Properties / Re: The Business And Profitability Of Rental Properties by ojubi(m): 6:27pm On Jul 28, 2011
@ spider thank u very much u re the savior i ve been looking for.
i ve already printed out all your write ups cos for me it is a text book to my real estate career.
pls i am already into real estate with interest on hostel apartment. i ve 3 questions for u.

A How much can i ve a plot of land at enugu? preferably close to a university campus?

B How much will it cost to build a 5 room self contain hostel appartment, from start to finish?

C Can u pls recomen some books on real estate development for me by nigerian authors, and possibly where to get them as i currently depend on american written books?

once again thank u so much as i am awaiting your reply. i live in porthacourt
Career / Re: What Will You Do If Your Boss Calls You Stupid? by ojubi(m): 5:44pm On May 20, 2011
In 2007 and 2008 i was working for a private clinic. I answer yes sir to all the rubish that comes 4rm his mouth. But not now that i work with with a multinational. Not even the italians can sack any employee, the boss knows that so he respect himself.

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