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boldinc:
Inspired_m is leading with like 45 votes, how una go take rig am we dey wait o
Maybe na hia revolution go start.

Revolution? Start? Na new car?

Moto seller wan follow politicians drag election?

You are on a very loooooong thing.

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=819947.msg9730250#msg9730250 date=1323445081]Is this Voting or Nomination ? 

What makes you think Im Anxious to be the Best Mod on Nairaland ?

Every Moderator is a Good Moderator IMHO, Let the members of their sections be the Judge.

Cheers [/quote]Because it increases your visibility and you will therefore sell more cars. DUH!



If you want to win this thing, you know what to do. All this voting shall be recounted at the collation center. The ball is in your court.


Hint: One Tear Rubber BMW Motorbike. I no fit shout

So these poor traders have to provide document, do paper advert and sign affidavit to prove they were bombed?

My leaders and their clueless wahala. God save our people From their hands.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=819196.msg9727787#msg9727787 date=1323424838]OPEN LETTER TO THE ENTIRE ELECTORAL PARTICIPANTS (Candidates, Pressmen, Voters and Observers except the sELECTORAL COMMISIONER)

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen.

The events that have trailed the maiden elections of the Eze Ndi Igbo 1 of Nairaland has indeed reminded me of why the saying "Politics is a dirty game" has gotten such popularity.

I want to use this medium to apologise to all of you (with the exceptoin of the election comissioner  ) for derailing the electoral process. I have actaully gone through the thread and I feel that I have let myself get swept away by emotions that are not suitable nor in line with the general mood of the thread. It was a silly thing for me to do, I acknowledge this fact and for this i say "I'm very sorry".

To all my supporters who stood by me through thick and thin, my campaign managers and team, my Lawyers and also my security detail who have spent nights and day working hard on the campaign, printing campaign flyers, making jingles, press briefings, protecting me from hired assasins and also attending crusades to pray for my victory, I want to say a big thanks. We may be down but not out.

I also want to thank Prophet T.B Joshua for prophesying that I will be victorious at the polls, I guess he must have confused OKIJA for ONLY. I dont blame him both names start with an "O". I pray that you get your prophesy right next year when we restart our compaign.

To my friend PointB, the only electoral comissioner that has managed to hold an election worse than Mr Maurice Iwu's election, I say a big thanks for selling your concience for local gin (kinkana) and Indian LovePeddlers. I shall indeed be back next year and I pray that by that time, the incumbent Eze Ndi Igbo would have reassigned you to the Ministry of Animal Husbandry! No hard feelings but all the same If I see you for road, I go jam you with my Jeep _{(just warning you early)}.

Thanks also has to go to people like Coogar, Nri Priest, Ezeuche, Okada man, Odumichi, Ifyalways, Freepeople, ChinenyeN, Xtainh, Aigbofa, Alj_Haram, Lailaiwala, KC3000, Afam4ever, High_Chief, e.t.c who have all made this election process fun. I hope you all did not take my matter too personal cos if you did then I'm sorry. Not sorry for my stand, but sorry I derailed the thread.

Please Join me at my Ogbunike retreat for drinks and kola whenever you like.

I still remain the Progress 2012 Candidate,

Ichie Alusi Okija^TM, _{The Agu ji double barr 1 of Nairaland,}[/quote]The "Amadioha Thunder Strike force" accepts your decision with pain

We shall indeed prepare for Progress 2012.

May the Alusi's continue to strengthen your mighty arm

We don't retreat, we don't withdraw, we strategize. We are legion !

Chukwu ga gozie Okija_juju, Chukwu ga gozie Ndigbo worldwide!

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Did they ask you for visa too? LOL

Gbawe:
Very well oga . Papabrowne "rolling dollar" at your service .

Hahaha

Oba awon propagandists niyen!

We don't endorse just anybody.

When we endorsed Okija_juju, the decision was based on deep insight.

Choi! SAF eff up sha

See all these Asswhiners dancing around? Laughing at their lord and master?

It's allright.

My boys. Solidarity forever comerades.


Yes, tell them. We are not Boko-Haram. We cannot be banned. We own the streets

Without Okija_juju, this election is a farce, heaven and earth rejected it  

Law 45: Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform too much at All Once

Na this rule Oga Goodluck J dey use oo

My president is too smart!



@Eze Okija_juju, the God's are on your side.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9710969#msg9710969 date=1323232302]Damn that "no editing" feature, huh?  You could have just gone in and edit it to "hey, whatthehey is going on on this lame-o thread? all these fluffeezes! SMH."  hahahaha.  I'm not saying I have another moniker/character or nothing.  I haven't been on NL long enough to have MPD. 

Dang! That Katsumoto sure can cause problems sha. To be expected from a Japo-Afghani-Naija-Anglo-Spaniard-Brazilian-Portugeezer. [/quote]I told you, you are good at this NL stuff.

Just don't confess you are Desola and Naijababe combined. That'll be too much to process

Haha Okada is not unlike Kilode, just a little less cryptic.

Okada_man had to reply Katz, Kilode was going to let it pass.

As usual, he'll be back soon.


Don't know about this Fstranger comparison Though, where is that coming from? Fstranger is like Iwin. No one like him on the interwebs.

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Nah. Ma se iyonu. Okada_man is safe for you ma.

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Dang! So many emotions expressed there

Blame it on MPD

Yes that's my secon ID. Katsumoto outted it!

Katsumoto:
Don't worry, the liberals (Zapatero) have been kicked out and the conservatives are back in. Rajoy will reverse some of those liberal policies. FYI (and Oluwo Kilode), Spain is not insolvent.

I think you guys should be more worried about Boko Haram, your bumbling president, bad infrastructure, etc. Yes I said it 

Hahan, ki la gbe, ki le ju?
Ki lo le to yen? Spain never had any negative impact on Nigeria; abeg free my people jor.

BTW, which one be 23% Tapa? 

I am always nice to you. 

I knew it. The Japo-Spaniard will defend his conquistador descendants. 

Spaniards, through their pioneering atojuboro adventures, are directly or indirectly responsible for one of the biggest, cruelest illegal transfer of  human and material wealth in history. So, yes their actions produced negative impact jare.


It's their turn to be gutted and impoverished. I can see the future of Europe (maybe minus Germany sha) it's not pretty. I'll send cassava though. It's the least we can do.

Goodluck Jonathan is performing. Africa is rising jooo.

Who be Rajoy? is he a footballer? His name sounds like he'll be scoring own goals 


I'm 23% Tapa. I have Nupe Ancestors. Just like you have Kyoto ancestors nah. 

They will borrow money for Burial and street party, but they want free tuition?

But still, State and public owned Schools are definitely not mean't for rich elite people. That is wrong. The goal of mass public education is different from that of elite and expensive private schools.

realchange:
^^
Okija_juju was kicked to the curb by the umunna very early in the process.

Who constituted the Umunna? Give me their names.

Sacrilege!

[size=28pt]Okija_Juju[/size]

[size=28pt]Come out and lead your people!!!

No pretender can occupy the place of Eze Ndigbo Online![/size]

[size=28pt]Okija_Juju where are you sir??[/size]

By the power of the Alusis this injustice shall not stand!!

These Efulefu Christians will not sell our people out a second time. We voted for a true son of Amadioha

Okija_juju is the candidate, molded with the freshest reddest clay of Igboland

Okija_juju is the man

Fierce defender of our people's pride and Heritage

Okija_juju is the man

Powered by the unyielding force of the immortal Amadioha

Okija_juju is the Man.

We will Accept no other but a true Son of Ndigbo. A leader whose chi towers above all.

Okija_juju is the One.

This injustice shall be opposed and defeated!! 

Jmaine, bros I don dull myself die. I must not miss it next time.

Jmaine and Beaf, are you twins? Totally similar writing styles


Anyway, when be the next youWin? No be all these one o, me sef must submit idea for the next one. Can they fund Okada business ?

Another business idea is to put wings on Okada "mechine" so we can avoid potholes and police.

We told you they cannot do it

My President may be slow, but he's not stupid.

Long live all Naija Bipediologists!

May we continue to Vroom Vroom over our enemies. Isee!

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Aigbofa:
Sorry about the proposed ban on Okada. Your points are well taken, and the last question is what I keep asking myself. That's a whole lot of human beings dead for nothing.

Till date, we have not addressed that question. I look at Nigeria and I fail to see what those people died for.

Aigbofa, thank you comrade, but the Okada ban will not stand.

We will fight to the last helmet.

As usual people have ignored the larger lesson of History, focusing instead on unimportant minutea.

What did we fight for in 1967, do we have it now?

Is this country even defined? What is our national ideology, what makes a Nigerian, a Nigerian?

Why should any of the ethnic nationalities choose this Country over say Cameroon, or Benin or Niger?

What is the purpose of our collective association within this particular space? Why are we together?

What did 1M+ people die for in the Civil War?

Do we have it now?

Does Gowon really merit  National burial too. He killed 1,000,000 nigerian while in power. Honestly let ask ourself this question.

Does a man who kill 1,000,000 of its fellow citizen and refuse to hand over power in Nigeria merit national burial.  I stand to be counted. If you say YES. I will tell all members of the Nigeria senate , include Jonathan Goodluck who is using the senate as a means of escape from the issue. that Ojukwu defend the 1,000,000 Igbo that you people killed.

This man. May your days be long.

There will be blood

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Well, our job is to transport people, we can't cure stupidity.

Stay at home kini?

Some people Just like awuuf. Her mates are selling fish at the market with 7kids at home, no degree, still they work 16hrs/day.

I hope the rich husband has paid back the school fees.

Pastor Gowon is a pretender anyway.