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3 million ONLY!!

handsomeclouds:
I wonder o
What value does the slangs add to our wellbeing?
People have totally run our of ideas that irrelevant things are now the order of the day.

What value has your native language added to your well-being? It's just for fun Jor..

Junaknoni:
Shouldn't they be on the pitch training....whats this?

It's just a routine work out...

HenryDion:
-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...
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Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
Prayer Point
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

The Total figure was not just by sms na... Many voted via Wechat which is free.

What is your point exactly?

What stupid Trashy post is this She can never post such trash!!!

Nigerians are so Gullible...

layla129:
This is too extreme abeg

It's none of your business. Let them have their fun

AntiWailer:
Lol.


Nice Oshogbo weed. Any supplier in the house ?

Kwale weed instead

Mixty:
I am not an APC groupie. Neither am I a PDP zombie. I have been a strong critic of the Buhari govt. I have opened threads to lambast the current APC government.

However. The truth must be told. It is shameful that the supreme court will affirm elections that both the national and international communities have condemned for the mindless rigging that the marred the election.

Two case studies are the Rivers and akwa ibom state governorship elections that were marred with electoral malpractices. both the tribunal and the court of appeal validated the fact thar bothe elections were rigged without an iota of conscience. yet the supreme court shamelessly validated those rigged elections to the surprise of Nigerians and the world at last.

The supreme court judgement of late has become a national and international embarrassment. And our highest court in the land is beginning to lose their reputation.

The supreme court is beginning to emerge as the greaest threat to free and fair elections in Nigeria.

Mixty

What does that mean?

lofty900:
Cute little baby. The only downside is that every year they will continue to buy new leg for her until she fully grown. She should start learning how to wear trousers too. Lol

I don't get; why the "LOL"?

ShitHead:
It looks exactly like Denrele.

C'mon Be nice

chiefobdk:
The best solution is for the two
entities to separate into two states with the Delta State
Capital being at Warri. Anioma can then be a state with its
capital at Asaba. Alternatively, Anioma can join Anambra
State and become a member of the South Eastern group of
states to which it truly belongs. It should not be forgotten
that the Anioma part of the present Delta State came from
Edo province. It was never part of Delta province. It is
therefore an unacceptable outrage for a territory transferred
from Edo State to join us, to be made our capital.



did u forget Whr he said d above.
U go copy d one wet favour u

Until they are separated "Anioma" still remains the capital, and also part of Delta State. I'm almost tempted to say "Sagay grow up"

Tolexander:
PDP is drowning!

A drowning figure doesn't smile... Wrong Caption

Musiwa419:
Lesson 1) This is a nice car on a bad road, sorry, on a non-existing road


Lesson 2) Anambra state is where the Innoson Automobile Manfucaturing factory is located, but the Anambra state Governemnt prefers buying Toyota cars instead of patronising cars that are manufactured by Innoson in Anambra state

Its possible Innoson Motors are not that Cheap.... He bought those cars for use on the "motor able" roads.

HateU2:
ok, let's the maths. They will call u to bar by 2018?
This is 2016
2years to go
U are in ur 3rd/4th year in school.
U ar damn to young for me

Age doesn't matter, You could fall madly in love with him

DDoubleUps:
Man what is wrong with us as a nation? Millions of Nigerians everyday defies rain and Sun to go about their various hustled and what is the special deal in him doing the road opening when it is raining? Rain is natural and wether it rains or not people will still go out to fend for their families.... we should stop being silly and think like real humans to move our country out of its current sorry state.

What made Cross River State a HOSTILE state??

shizzy7:
Okay, I thought he's Igbo.

They are namesakes....There can't be two nominees from the same state, both Ibeto of Ibeto of Group and Chris Ngige are from Anambra state.

shizzy7:
What are their portfolios??

They are just listing names
who is minister of Finance,
Minister of economy
Minister of works
Minister of Transportation..

Is only Fashola I trust on this list, he will deliver..
.BUT only 8yrs in Lagos his hair turned white,, what other color will it change to now?

Is that Ibeto the same as that of Ibeto group of companies??

Ibeto is from Niger state, different from Ibeto of Ibeto group of companies

salterswan:
The Nigeria Labour Congress, NLC, has called on security agencies to beam a searchlight on some militant groups in the Niger Delta region following the recent spate of bomb attacks believed to have been perpetuated by Boko haram insurgents in Abuja.

The President of the NLC, Ayuba Wabba stated this while adding that the ongoing investigation should not be narrowed down to the Islamic insurgents, Boko haram.

He said the latest attacks were particularly dangerous as they were carried out at night and in locations where late purchases were made.

Several bomb blasts on Friday night ripped through Nyanya and Kuje, a town in the Federal Capital Territory, FCT, Abuja including one target hit twice before by Boko haram, after separate strikes in the N/East that killed at least 21.

The blasts left scores dead and severely injured with several reactions pouring in ever since.

In reaction, NLC alleged that some groups in the oil-rich region had planned to resume violent attacks against Nigerians and the Nigerian State.

The NLC President said, “One of the locations, Kuje is on the route to our major international airport. The attacks may have been a devious façade to rubbish the victories of our national army and other security agencies in the battle to rid our country of terrorism and all its residues before the global community.

“They want the world to believe our country is not safe.

“For us at the Nigeria Labour Congress, we believe these latest attacks should not weaken the morale of the forces involved in the battle against terrorism in our country, rather it should reinvigorate their fighting spirits and be seen by government as a challenge to arm our forces with more sophisticated and superior weapons both for intelligence gathering and combat.

“The freedom of those who sponsor deadly violence put the entire country on timed bombs that can explode at will. No matter how highly placed, whoever has been indicted should immediately be apprehended and reinvestigated now.”

See: FG blasts militants for inciting remarks

Amnesty International, AI, in a recent report, stated that over 1,600 persons have been killed by insurgents since January. See more: http://www.post-nigeria.com/shock-abuja-blasts-niger-delta-militants-responsible-nlc/

The Niger-Delta militants are not that Barbaric. Instead a minor settlement like Kuje, they would have gone directly to the Airport itself.

lomprico:
This is what other presidents faced, obj collapsed twice during his tenure due to lack of rest but it dint make the news but since we are running a propaganda kim kadashian type of govt. even is bubu sh¡t green sh¡t, news go carry am. Abegi!

I share same sentiment with you... Tight schedule is a norm for all presidents. PROPAGANDA!!!!

natasha:
Erm Poster, please check your geography again. Jos (Plateau) , Minna, (Niger) Suleja, (Abuja or Niger ...depending on which side of the coin you belong) Lafia (Nasarrawa), Zaria (Kaduna) are all middle belt states so perhaps you should consider amending your title or geographical skills or both?

Geographically "Middle Belt" is North Central which is same as "North"

Areyousure:
Presently, I think there is something fundamentally wrong with PDP as a party...the pillars are shaking! Where the founding fathers are leaving...Obasanjo, Gemade and now Abdullahi Babangida Muhammed...

"If the roots of a great iroko tree are giving way then, a great fall is imminent in the jungle"

When did "Abdullahi Babangida Muhammed" become a founding father of PDP...

PUSH1:
It takes a single act to bring about the needed change.

They are simply saying we are tired of rigging elections, tired of misleading the people, tired of short changing the masses.

It not by force to belong to any political party not to talk of belonging to a failed party.

PDP! Share the Money.
pdp Sucks

So those guys in APC has never rigged election? I think the Bad eggs of PDP are leaving

FKO81:
[b]List of Our sons and daughters that has made us proud, the ones I remembered you can add your own
Academias from Anambra state
*. Dr Pius Okigbo first Nigerian PHD in Economics
*prof Philip emeagwali inventor of super computer
* Prof Okoye first Nigerian professor of physics
*Chike Obi first Nigerian professor of mathematicsa, Mathematician famous for his work on non-differential equations won the 1985 ICTP Price
* Prof Kodilnye first Nigerian professor of medicine
* Professor Kenneth Dike a pre-eminent scholar of African History and was. the first indigenous Vice-Chancellor of the University of Ibadan and founder of the National Archives.
*Prof James Ezelio first Nigerian professor differential calculus
* Prof Chinua Achebe great novelist
* Cyprian Ekwensi MFR, a writer of international repute
*Emeka Anyaoku first African commom wealth chairman
*Prof Ben Enwonwu first Nigerian sculptor of international repute with artwork gracing the United Nations headquarters.
* Professor Samuel Okoye was black Africa's first PhD in RadioAstronomy.who along with Antony Hewish of the University of Cambridge discovered the radio source of Crab Nebula neutron star.
*.Chief Jerome Udoji a social reformer was the first African to be made a 'D.O' (District Officer) by the Colonial Administration.
*Chimamanda Adichie Novelist
. Gilbert Kodilinye BA(Oxon) MA(Oxon) LL.M(Lond) Barrist -at-Law
* Prof Dora Akunyili Pharmacologist.
* Oby Ezekwezili former world bank Charlady in Africa
* Olisa Agbakoba first NBA president
* Lieutenant-General Chikadibia Isaac Obiakor, appointed in 2008 by UNSecretary-General Ban Ki-Moon as Military Advisor on UN Peacekeeping. Operations.
* Charles Soludo Economist and fromer CBN Governor.
* Chinwe Chukwuogo-Roy MBE, a London-based visual artist. The first black artist to paint a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II when commissioned to paint the official Golden Jubilee portrai 
*Francis Akpuaka - a renowned professor of plastic surgery 
* Ernest Ndukwe former NCC boss
*Laz Ekwueme
*Prof Nwosu the former INEC chairman, he conducted the freest election in history of Nigeria

Front line politicians from Anambra state
* Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe first Nigeria president
* Alex Ifeanyichukwu Ekwueme frontline Politician, Architect and the first executive Vice-President of Nigeria
* Nwafor Orizu the first Senate President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
*Dim Emeka Ojukwu - the leader of the secessionist Biafra Republic
*Edwin Umezuoke former Chairman ANPP.
*Dr Chuba Okadigbo Oyi of Oyi former Senate president.
*Chukwuemeka Ezife former Governor of Anambra state.
* Chief Victor Umeh Apga nationa chairman.
*Chuka Umunna, a British Labor Party Member of Parliament for Streatham constituency.
*Chinyelu Onwurah, a British Labor Party politician, who was elected at the 2010 general election as the Member of Parliament for Newcastle-upon-Tyne Central, becoming the first female British MP of African origin.
*Barrister Olisa Metuh PDP national publiclty secretary.

Business Tycoon
* Sir louis Odiumegwu Ojukwu first Nigerian millionaire and also first Nigerian stock exchange persident.
*Sir Emeka Offor CEO Chrom Energy, Enugu disco etc.
. Dr ABC Orjiakor CEO Seplat Plc, Neimith pharmaceuticals etc.
. Engr Ernest Azudialu CEO Nestoil, Century power generation, Smile Network etc.
*Arthur Eze CEO Altlas Oranto petrolum
* Ex gov Peter Obi Fidelity bank, Next etc.
* Andy Uba politician, Oil merchant 
* Cos Maduka CEO Coscharies motors, Abro motor products, Coched farm etc.
* Emma Bishop Okonknwo CEO Ekulo group.
*Clement Ibeto CEO Ibeto group, Cement, Oil Merchant, Motor products, Real Estate, Farm and Hotels.
*.Ifeanyi Uba Capital Oil
* Chief (Dr.) Alexander Chika Okafor CEO Chicason group, AZ oil.
* Innocent Chukwuma Innoson Motors etc.
. Nicolas Ukachukwu CEO SNECOU Group of Companies
. SIR. Daniel Chukwudoze Dozzy Oil
Sir. Nath Okechukwu Chairman Inter-bau Construction Ltd 
* HRH. Igwe Alfred Achebe Obi of Onitsha Chairman Daimon bank and unilever Plc.
. Sir Emeka Okwuosa Chairaman Oil serve group, Ekcel Farms Ltd.
*Nnetochukwu Azubuike Oil merchant, Genesis hotel and Genesis deluxe cinemas
*Odumodu CEO May&Baker.
* Poly Emenike Nero Pharmaceutical
* Mrs. Stella Okoli Emzor
*Nkechi Obi. Tchno oil
*Ben Anakwe NIPCO oil,
*Stella Odua Former aviation minister, CEO SPG
* Felicia Okoli CEO Armak group of companies
*Uju Ifejika CEO Britannia-
* William Uzoma Anumudu Chairman Global motors Holding
*Anukeme Linus Azubuike Chairman Tonimas Group
*Obiajulu Uzodike Cutix wire plc.
* Chigioke Anumoka Chairman Cotech and Tummy tummy noodles
* Mike Ajegbo Minaj Tv, Cement and real estate.
DA Nwandu Construction, real estate.
Transporters
*Young shall grow
*Chicson group
*Ekenedilichukwu trans
*GUO Okeke
*CN Okoli
*Izuchukwu trans
*PN. Omerua
*FG. Onyewe

Religious leaders
*Blessed Cyprian Michael Iwene Tansi (born in Aguleri, Anambra State, in September 1903 – died in Leicester, England, January 24, 1964) was an Igbo from Aguleri in Anambra East. He was ordained a Roman Catholic priest of the Archdiocese of Onitsha, Nigeria on December 19, 1937. He worked in the parishes of Nnewi, Dunukofia, Akpu/Ajalli and Aguleri and was later a Cistercian monk at Mount Saint Bernard Monastery in England. Pope John Paul II beatified him on March 22, 1998, saying "Blessed Cyprian Michael Tansi is a prime example of the fruits of holiness which have grown and matured in the Church in Nigeria since the Gospel was first preached in this land.
*.Cardinal Francis Arinze, once considered a potential Pope.
*Bishop Okonkwo
Music Industry
*Osita Osedebe5
*Oliver dicoco
*Moroco Nwamaduka
Ozemena Nwazugbe
*Chinyere Udoma
*Gozie Okeke
*Peter and Paul Okoye (Psquare)
. Chinedu Okoli (Flavour N'abania)
. Azubuike Chibuzo Nelson (Phyno)
. Kingsley Chinweike Okonkwo (Kcee) Limbobo master
*Celebobo
*Oziomachukwu Favour Mojekwu (Osy bosco)
Footballers
*Amobi Okoye - Youngest American football player to play for the NFL (2004), currently plays for the Houston Texans
*John Mikel Obi
Nollywood
*Pet Edochie
*Chika Okpala, aka Chief Zebrudaya
*Bub-manuel Udokwu
*Chidi Nmokeme
*Chika Ike
*Oge Okoye
*Amaechi Nmanago
*Tony Oneweek 
*Rita Edochie
*Yul Edochie
*Ngozi Ezeonu
*Steve Onu "Yaw WAZOBIA FM"[/b][/b]

Its Cletus Ibeto... not Clement

lucrownt:
Sorry lady you are parochial and I can see how remote you are. Had it been our President had not become a clueless one, will there be insurgency day in day out?. I don't care whether it is Buhari or another person all I clamour for is peace, tranquility and good things. God bless Nigeria.

. Insurgency has been in Nigeria 'day in day out' in different forms before GEJ, its not solely his fault.

austinvsb1:
[b]I think this is APC's masterstroke! The best choice Tinubu can make. For those of you who didn't know Yemi Osinbajo, here is his CV and the political calculation that won him the VP ticket.

(1) Yemi Osibanjo, is a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) and a Senior Partner in
the Law firm of Simmons Cooper Partners. He is a Nigerian professor of Public law, former Solicitor General and Antorney-General of Lagos State, Nigeria during Tinubu's administration. He was rumoured to have owed his nomination into Tinubu's cabinet to RCCG church by Pastor Adeboye.


(2) He is currently senior pastor in RCCG and one of the right hand men of Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye. He's been a member of his official entourage for years now and he was Tinubu's pick for the proposed merger between ACN& CPC in 2011 b4 d merger crumbled. The proposed merger crumbled because Buhari refused to substitute Pst. Tunde Bakare (who was already his VP candidate) for Osinbajo (Tinubu's candidate). Tinubu's camp felt CPC can't have both d president and VP slot to themselves and still be talking merger. Hence Tinubu was rumoured to have struck a secret a secret pact with Jonathan that saw SW vote diverted to PDP. And pls note few days after d alliance deal collapsed; either by co-incidence or delibrate political power play, Jonathan appeared at Redemption Camp and Pastor Adeboye wittingly or unwittingly endorsed GEJ by laying his hand on him in that popular 'photo op' that spread like wildfire in 2011. It was there at the redemption camp that night that the Presidency was won and the king was crowned. Believe it or not that photo of GEJ kneeling down and Baba Adegboye laying hands on him swung d vote of the christian community for GEJ. Either by ommission or commission d rumour spread like wild-fire thereafter that GEJ was God's choice, cest-fini! Buhari's fate was doomed.

Now let's analysis this scenerio with the emergence of Akinwunmi Ambode another RCCG member as APC's gubernatorial candidate for 2015. It was rumoured as far back as four years ago; immediately after Fashola's 2nd term victory that CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) will no longer back a muslim candidate after the tenure of Fashola. It was reported (either rightly or wrongly) that Tinubu personally assured Pst. Adeboye that he will make sure his next candidate would be a christian. The news circulated for months and years leading to the APC gubernatorial primaries. A year b4, all eyes began to turn towards a certain Akinwunmi Ambode, an RCCG member and a cabinet member of Fashola's APC goverment. It was further rumoured that Tinubu was said to have told Baba Adegboye that " Why look further for a Christian candidate when I have your son Akinwunmi Ambode a member of your church in Fashola's cabinet? We can make him d Governor." True or false as d rumour is, few months later that young man; Akinwunmi Ambode emerged APC's gubernatorial candidate and Tinubu went to great extent to virtually installed him against Fashola's choice of Hamzat.

Now, how does this affect 2015 election? The king will surely be crowned in RCCG for sure. Tinubu has given RCCG and Pst Adeboye a Governorship candidate and a VP candidate for sure and that rightly nullify PDP's propaganda that APC is an Islamic party and also wipes Buhari's image as an Islamic fundamentalist. Don't be so naïve either to think RCCG will be neutral in dis battle. Baba Adeboye and RCCG will not abandon his own men particular his right hand man and protege Pastor Osinbajo for a certain Goodluck Ebele Joe. If there's one man who might likely get d hand laying 'photo op' endorsement this year at redemption camp, it is not likely to be Goodluck Ebele Joe, neither is it Buhari because he won't likely be there in d first place because it is akin to expecting OBJ or GEJ going to kneels before A NAFSAT imam for a Islamic endorsement. I think the man for this 'photo op' would be Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, afterall it is as routine for Baba as praying for our RCCG son and fellow RCCG pastor who is contesting the 2015 election. That tells u GEJ won't get that 'photo op' endorsement this year cos he won't be welcome in RCCG.

Now RCCG's membership and followership cuts across over 10 million followers, also extending beyond it's territory into other churches. That is very huge number. Whoever Baba Adeboye endorses is always seen as God's choice by many even outside his church. Non will be willing to argue with it. The damage that will do to GEJ and PDP's unwritten propaganda posturing as a christian party will be huge! GEJ religious card is bound to crumble here as Tinubu has just struck a masterstroke in Osinbajo as Buhari's VP. Osinbajo's choice has just cut GEJ's votes in all geographical zones where RCCG has membership and that includes South South. An Amaechi or Oshiomole VP ticket will only dent GEJ's voting prospect in Edo or river but majority south southerner will still go with GEJ and see Amaechi especially as betrayer.

Tinubu's masterstroke is spotting d need to cultivate d Christian vote for Buhari rather than be fixated with winning Amaechi's 2 million vote in Rivers nor Oshiomole paltry vote from Edo. With Osinbajo and RCCG more than 70% of d Christian vote will be secured and lock up in South West. Passable Christian votes in South South and South East will be added to Amaechi's vote that will still come in from Rivers (only that RCCG membership vote will now boost his efforts d more in terms of numbers ). Same applies to Oshiomole's territory.

Now this are clearly the permutations that saw to the emergence of Prof. Yemi Osinbajo as Buhari's VP.[/b]

DON'T RELIGION OR RCCG INTO POLITICS

Is it actually right for Pastors to tell members to sell their only car and use the money to sow seed to the Church?

IYANGBALI: you dey mind dem?

its not about denomination

Pastor Ayo is a political Pastor... He will only bring confusion to the meeting

In spite of her age, she has a childish and -- -- -- sense of humor.

a) Adolescent
b) Trivial
c) Mature
d) Asinine
e) Youthful

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