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Crime › Re: Should I Report Him To The Police? by OKOATA(m): 12:42pm On Dec 28, 2022
Alexiiydon:
watin be your age? I sure say you be 16 years old pikin so the snake go stay dead for him to use or?
You don't get the logic. The OP even laughed about it and to me it makes sense. Throw a dead snake and see him pick race. Who would wait if it's a dead snake or not? Will you confirm if it were you? You wey be Methuselah wey be agba man why don't you give advice too not calling some a kid.
Crime › Re: Should I Report Him To The Police? by OKOATA(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2022
Person blind still dey same area? Maybe it's someone that looks like him. Doesn't make sense at all. Anytime you see the begger again, look for a dead snake and throw it beside him. If he runs there you gat your answer.
Politics › Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by OKOATA(m): 9:07am On Dec 28, 2022
Mummyfour:
absolutely! And it gives them sleepless nights.
But to think that people I share the same country with are hoping that APC will deliver Nigerians from APC is still a shocker to me
The funniest thing is that Run-Off rubbish they always talk about, Obi wins SE, SS, NC massively, SW he has a reasonable amount of votes there. In NW, NE votes are divided amongst 3 Northerners and some of them will be mentioning Run-Off I just dey laugh.
Crime › Re: Slain Lagos Lawyer, Bolanle Raheem Was Expecting Twins - Husband by OKOATA(m): 8:48am On Dec 28, 2022
clinician2x:
You are a fool.

Peter obi had awkuzu sars kill 1000 of ur father youths.

The sars killings that led to end sars in lagos and other places was it the respective governors that had sars do it too?

I don't know why brainless idiots always come up with this line.

The sars is a police unit and the police is a federal governor law enforcement. The anambra commissioner of police is posted from Abuja and he is on charge if divisional heads all over his state of jurisdiction.
Where exactly does the state government come in here?

Pls stupid idiot, how did Peter obi had sars kill 1000 of ur useless fore fathers but sanwolu did not have sars butcher the same 1000 of ur useless fore fathers.

Idiot.
Bros you get time to still dey reply urchins? If na Kwankwaso you go see them take cover, better no dey reply from urchins again for your mental health.
Politics › Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by OKOATA(m): 8:44am On Dec 28, 2022
Mummyfour:
This is serious o!
Page 4 and jagabandit's defenders are still sleeping grin

Na fear dey catch them abi na harmattan cold.

Terrible insane lots that eat suffering for breakfast lunch and dinner.
If na obi talk now, their shoulders would have been raised high with their imaginary shoulder pads.

Obi no get structure, but they sleep with neck pains every night.
To think that I share the same country with this backward thinking elements gives me the creeps.

People will just sell their conscience for #30k that is not even enough to buy a bag of rice talk more of Maggi and salt
The main reason they attack Obi is because he will win.
Romance › Re: A Stranger Gave Me $100, Should I Accept It? by OKOATA(m): 10:17pm On Dec 27, 2022
Before you shift pant make sure he's not one of those guys wey dey use girls for plus. My one piece of advice.
Family › Re: May I Not Marry A Woman Like My Mum by OKOATA(m): 9:00pm On Dec 27, 2022
dumahi:
You sound like a mad person. If you sound this way again, I will ignore you.
Guy you no get sense o. Funniest thing I no even fight you. I was just telling you to stop explaining yourself to everyone you kept quoting. Calm down oga.
Family › Re: May I Not Marry A Woman Like My Mum by OKOATA(m): 8:39pm On Dec 27, 2022
dumahi:
Yes, you're right. I was wrong. I went too far by telling you to beat her up. But, I'm still saying you need to be really stern with your Mom.
Ogbeni you don't need to shalaye, e don do.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Aide, Others Tackle Sabinus Over Mockery Of Tinubu by OKOATA(m): 8:59am On Dec 27, 2022
ejimatic:
The Igbo comedian chose to mimick Tinubu at the expense of Obi. Is this not another evidence that Igbos in Nigeria use Lagos as their succor land? The Igbo comedian believe use of BAT will generate more traffic for him on his blog. Obi cannot sell if he is mimicked.May SW continue to bring food on the tables of of our SE people? As usual I come in peace!
Igbos succeed in Lagos, what's stops you also from succeeding in Lagos by generating traffic for yourself since na Tinubu Lagos make sabinus and Psqaure.?
Romance › Re: My Woman Kpekus Always Dries Up! by OKOATA(m): 10:25pm On Dec 26, 2022
Islandboi:
But why would I going through all that stress. Na only her Dey give me stress for sex.
Oga na normal thing to come across girls wey dey dry. Even my GF sometimes happens to her, Your girl cums quickly that's why she's dry.
Romance › Re: My Woman Kpekus Always Dries Up! by OKOATA(m): 10:08pm On Dec 26, 2022
Get baby Jelly Oil/Olive oil to make things easy, There are some drugs that can make her wet but don't know. Ask any olosho around or ask Elizabeth Ajibola.
Politics › Re: LP Leads On Nairaland Presidential Poll Results. APC & PDP Follow by OKOATA(m): 11:24am On Dec 25, 2022
drlateef:
I laugh in swahili. I am now in UK, and I travel all over the world. I am more exposed and more widely travelled than you. And I have hausa/fulani friends. I dont tell lies like Obi and his supporters. Have you seen Obi going to core north. You will all be shocked when Tinubu is declared the winner.
AbdulMajeed Abdulfatai Hammed, the Teblik Afonja Muslim from Ilorin. You are not in the UK, stop lying. cheesy grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: How Datti Destroyed Tinubu's Chances In One Swoop by OKOATA(m): 10:46pm On Dec 24, 2022
LMAFO grin
You want Tinubu to bend down so that his catheter bag can bust open in public abi? grin
LMAO grin
Romance › Re: Help, This Happens When I’m Sex Starved by OKOATA(m): 11:46am On Dec 24, 2022
cool
I remember when things usually go bad for me too, especially when I have sex. When I went to like 2 churches for prayers, the first thing each of them ask me is that when was the last time I went to church? When was the last time I paid my tithe?

See when God blesses you most of you forget about God, not even a thank you to God or mother nature. If you are an Ogun worshipper or Sango if things start to go bad they will go to IFA, he will tell them to go and appease the gods.

Bro let me tell you something God doesn't need your money, pay your tithe, commit your ways to God and God will preserve you, your finances, your household. No evil will befall you. Not until when I started getting close to God and paying my tithe, going to church once in a while before everything became normal.
Family › Re: TOP FIRS DIRECTOR, OLALEKAN ONIKOYI DEBUNKS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ALLEGATIONS ON WIF by OKOATA(m): 8:39am On Dec 24, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
The part where they claim they never knew his wife wasn't back home, and the dogs attacked her seems like a poorly scripted concocted story.
Where was the security man or what stopped the PA from opening the door when the woman knocked?
How come the dogs didn't recognize the woman? Or were they new dogs brought in mainly to carry out the attack on the woman? The injured woman needs a good lawyer to get y'all arrested.

No doubt that Mr. Olalekan was a good husband earlier in their marriage, that's why he accepted her other children and trained them in school, that's if he truly did it. They have been married for so many years, until Mr. Olalekan allowed family members to step in to scatter his marriage. He should have separated from her rather than release dogs on her.

Mr. Olalekan should pay for all her medical bills, compensate her with a fair share of assets, especially since the dogs may have given her life time injuries. Mrs. Olalekan should move into another of his property and allow the man have peace since the Marriage is no longer working out.
Because you see Mr Olalekan as a SIMP man that's why you can say this abi, Mr Olalekan should compensate her with asset even though she doesn't have any kids for Mr Olalekan, they were married for years but no kids between them and still treating the man like trash. Na the man I blame sha. The most mumu man on earth.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Addressing The Bayelsa Traditional Ruler's Council(photos) by OKOATA(m): 9:53pm On Dec 23, 2022
garfield1:
Obi will fail woefully here.he won't exceed 20%
Na to de write percentage up and down you sabi, se you know get work aside the stats thing and funniest thing na BAt you go de give percentage like say people for naija no get sense. Rest with this your percentage garbage.
Politics › Re: Angry Youths Destroy Vehicles With Tinubu, Shettima’s Campaign Posters (video) by OKOATA(m): 8:05pm On Dec 21, 2022
grin
According to Urchins, these are Ipob guys that grew up in SW. Awon Olofo..
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe Won't Go to Prison - Lawyer by OKOATA(m): 6:35pm On Dec 19, 2022
BigSarah:
Lol I can't believe Peter Obi made this guy VP placeholder and DG of his campaign while he still had a pending court case.

What sort of miscalculation is this, Obviously Obi hasn't finished his apprenticeship under his boss Atiku.

He better ends his campaign and learn more.

Vote Atiku say no to rookies and drug barons
But Tinubu and Atiku is walking free and you are campaigning for thieves. The jokes on you.
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidential Election: Obi Topples Tinubu, Atiku, Others In Latest Poll by OKOATA(m): 8:56am On Dec 18, 2022
[quote author= post=119237848][/quote]Wow this is amazing, so he had about 37k more votes than Ngige, I can bet anything Obi will win with a large margin in this election. Atleast with above 50%.

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