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High madness

Waka, I beg

No individual to rubbish again?
Old hag

HBD cutie

truthsayer009:
If a married man can have 2 wives, married women should be able to do the same.

It's called Equality

It will not begin with me sha

dairykidd:
So because of say i want eat rice i go dey go through those procedures above Omo thank God say i no really send rice before. Face my fufu jejely if rice hungry me i do eatouts or run spaghetti or noodles. What nonsense

truthsayer009:
Personal text: Am married. Guys should stop sending messages to me

You never start

Bros, u wan marry married woman?

Wash Nigeria rice with salt twice.

Parboil it. Wash again and gently remove the rice.

At the bottom of the pot, all the sand would have settled there.

Repeat

Add salt and little water, keep testing the texture and add water if needed.

Nigeria rice sweet, no be lie.

Teaching my in-laws who came complaining

Where are the pictures to back up the story

sammyj:
Thank God Eko is not included !!

Eko has it's own flood palavar nah

HML
YOU ARE BLESSED.
YOU SHALL SEE YOUR CHILDREN children's

CONGRATULATIONS

Bros, give room to the upcoming actors.
Act your age as grandpa not schoolboy

0gaGist:
Lalasticlala

I saw plenty moniker calling the boss
Say what you have in mind jor

You sure resting in peace baba!

Ko si arugbo ni Ghana!!!!

Baba ibeta!

Men should respect women!
Lobatan

Next!!!!!

Simply send her to jail and burn her hands too to feel the pains.

Speedy recovery boy!

Ijaycool:
edit your profile naa, or you send me your password to ijaycolette(@)gmail.com make I help you. No fear, it's not connected to your ATM or BVN

She must have clicked on a Muslim post. It will automatically give that message.

Evangelism

Hallenjay:
minister of finance resign sometimes ago, make una try appreciate

Aiit boss!!!!!
Twale

9ja minister no go gree.

He go wait till his tenure ends

Na zoogeria we dey jor

Nigerians have no respect for time.

It is high time someone starts to make them sit up.

My hubby official driver was to pick me by 10am by 11.30, he was not forthcoming. I simply called taxify.

The idiot came and was calling me.

I told hubby that I stick to time. I have my schedule for each day.

I can't be at his mercy bcoz I refused to drive in lagos

We all die for zoogeria

No one will leave the country again

1shortblackboy:
They don't want u to leave the country. It's like north Korea right now

generationz:
No, I meant if you had a UBA account to qualify you to get a NIN at their branch.

How much did you pay the officials

I don't have account with UBA.

NIN have their section in the banking hall. There is no guarantee that it is automatic if u have Account with UBA


Bros, na small change

generationz:
How much and do you have a u a account?

You only need your BVN.
I have Account in banks.

My former company account went dormant bcoz I stopped working there again.

Unfortunately, my brother sent me money there thinking I still operated the account.

Went to the bank and it was not a good experience too.

End of the story was I eventually got the money out after two months.

oseiwe:
which UBA pls?

Oyingbo.

It was done codedly.

The ladies are rude and mannerless.
Come today, come tomr.
We have no network to capture.
They captured and asked to come back in three weeks time. After three weeks, come back.
I went in another week, no paper to print out.

Had to around 3pm when the crowd had subsided. Had to make up stories and refused to leave. Eventually one of day made a call to someone who then gave permission to print out for me.

I eventually got it because I needed to reactive a dormant account that someone paid into. Without it, banks will not listen to you again.

Bribe the officials there.
I did same at UBA and I got mine few weeks ago.

They will create situations to get extra cash

Zoogeria

Nigeria we hail thee

Hunger dey the land

Owner waiting to harvest and another person cut it off

Naijmobile:
Make I go buy akamu join you

Hurry up!

Congratulations Madam

Arole

Congratulations Olori

Make I go look for hot akara. Cold dey