₦airaland Forum

gasparpisciotta:
If you cannot step down to her level, why can’t you step up to another level to avoid stories that touch.

that is exactly how to handle such situations,to reduce the percentage of love for her when you notice she is reducing her own,but it is not easy if you love the girl,but to be man is to see reality and adjust accordingly,you don't need to chase her away,you can keep her as a sexmates and treat her how she deserves to be treated,if you cannot force her to love you then continue to enjoy the pvssy,it is still allowed

Johndagr8t:
check out my glowing skin now



wow till death!!!!

despite the fact that I am black as a baboons ass but I will still take that girl away from you in my LEXUS

UyaiIncomparabl:
This post is for mature, married folks.

Married folks, you have all had experiences in your various marriages for however long you have stayed married. Most importantly, you have gained knowledge from them. That being said, wisdom is what you can do today but couldn't do before. It's what you would do before but never would now.

So, the question is, If you could travel back through time to advise your younger self about marriage, what advice would you give?

I am now married for 23 years now to my best friend and companion,with 4 children and twins as the last borns,three of my children are in the university with my second daughter warming up for nursing school,I don't think there is anything I can wish to change about my marriage,my wife is reasonable, realistic and sexy,despite all of my numerous monumental fuckups she is always there will give you advice and correct you whether you like it or not,many people find it hard to believe she is the mother of my pretty 21 yr old first daughter,if there will be a next life after death I will want nothing more but to be with you,thank God I took that radical decision in December 1999 when I was just 23 years because I have seen the gem in you and you have proven me right,I remove my hat and bow to all the women around the world that are the foundation of their families,the rock for their husbands to stand on and the love of their life's,we appreciate.

Kriss216:
Mosquitoes are satanic.


It's more noble to live with a Nigerian girl than to live with Mosquitoes.

I prefer to live with mosquito than a Nigerian girl,at least you can use sniper or otapiapia to kill off the mosquitos.

crackhouse:
We have been in darkness in this country since 1960. Common 24hrs electricity we can't have it... Tinubu will still come out and tell you he will provide 24hrs electricity, Atiku will come and say the same thing...

it is still a shame that basic things like roads , electricity,health is been used for campaign in Nigeria,other countries has long passed this stage,do you wonder why no politician is talking about providing water?because even the gods know that providing pipe bore water in Nigeria is extinct.

Ferrytech:
i sure say na pussy kill that man

your suggestion may not be far from the truth, because if you see the caliber of women surrounding this man as wife you will marvel and pity the man,hard looking babes that will receive industrial sex,the poor man may take Viagra to meet up and the weak heart will go KAPUT.

blaquebelle:
Have you gone through his other threads?

oh yes I have,some of his stories are plausible,some outlandish and others fantastical hallucinations,I used to think like the op when we are growing up reading books by HG Wells,Issac Asimov and other science fiction books but with age comes realities and the realization that most things are not what they seem to be

Ilamina:
Is it because they are insecure to ask out slim beautiful white women

Saw this handsome muscular Kenyan men with the fattest white girl in the area

my dear,it is only the natural laws of self preservation kicking in,if you ever have the miserable misfortune to encounter first grade poverty you will not hesitate to marry humpity dumpity for survival,this is classical macavalian principle,the end justifies the means.most sheltered people growing up were they are loved,cherished and pampered cannot understand most things about life,but for many of us that grew up rough and raw it is just another day in the office.

virginprincess:
Those things she mentioned entice women like her not me, besides one foolish girl can't just speak on behalf of millions of women in nigeria.

what the girl said may be right if you increase the factors of her own simplfied equation to a power of 10,you might not fall for a guy with just iPhone or car,but you can fall for a guy that can buy a car for you and take you on vacation to Dubai,at the end it is same thing , material things opening the legs and pvssy.

OurTruth2:
Look closer at the four sculptures that adorn each of it's sides. Look at the intricacy of the sculptures. Look at the patterning of the ornamentation that frames the arc. Each section is perfectly repeated without any deviation or inconsistency.

The first true power tool was not invented until sixty years after this arch was completed. And they tell us this was crafted by hand? Is that even possible?

I don't quite agree with you on those statues which was made in the 17-18th century from soft marble,there are even more intricate works of art during the Renaissance by master artists like Michelangelo,Donatello,Bellagio,etc.
What about the kailasa temple complex in ellora India that was carved out of a single hill of volcanic rock from 756-773AD,with more than two stories,120ft high and thousands of even more intricate carvings,the baffling thing is that it was carved from top to bottom,what about the ancient Egyptians carving monumental obelisks of 500+ tons and 100+ feet high from solid granite with only bronze tools during the region of thutmose lll(1479-1424 BCE),it was later taken to Rome by the mad Roman emperor Gaius Caligula in 37BCE to Rome were it stands till today at the lateran basilica in St Peter's square, even the logistics of transportating such load from Egypt to Rome will task our modern machines,talkless of in ancient times when they have only slaves,donkeys,carts and sail powered ships,all these were done even before Jesus was born,modern tools and convenience has made man to retrogress and devolve most of our natural skills and prowess leaving computers and power tools to fill the vacuum,the most insulting suggestions that ancient aliens helped to build those things is not only malicious but racist because the white man cannot believe that when they are still living in mud and thatch houses when the Egyptians and Indians are already living in stone palaces with the ability to produce such mind boggling works.

Mbo07:
hello I have 33 bags of maize in onitsha for sale pls.can we talk

fresh maize or dried mazie?

Orgasmgiver123:
See how fat this cucumber from my farm is

pointsett is one of the smallest cucumber varieties with marketer,market more and Mona Lisa,if you jam cu 999 or Murano 2 grown on a healthy crop you will bow,but well done you tried to nuture such a notoriously low disease resistance variety like pointsett to maturity,I doubted if you can pull it off,but you proved me wrong,kudos

woffie:
Pls this is like how many plots or acres of land

we used an empty space in our piggery farm measuring 90 feet in length and 48 ft in width,50 sacks per line by 20 lines which is 1000 sacks and two crops planted per sack totalling roughly 2000 crops,flowering and fruiting heavily,we will start smiling in 2 weeks time.

Lonestar124:
bros good morning, is it necessary to make nursery on cucumber farming, or can one plant it straight to the soil...

if your site is not infected by rats plant directly on soil,but to be on the safe side,cover the planted spot with one leaf with little soil to hold it down,it will serve two purpose,to protect from rats and to save the seed from been covered with excess soil during heavy rainfall,remove in 3 days

YourBestWriter:
When a 29 years old man and an 17 years old girl fell in love with each other, please, is it child abuse?

NB: she will be 18 next month.

age of consent in Japan is 13 yrs in Nigeria it is 18 yrs,but we know it is almost an impossibility to see an 18 yr old virgin in Nigeria these days, personally for me age is not what determines the maturity of a woman but nature,I have seen a 14 yr old girl that wears a larger bra than many 30-40 yr old women,later you say such girl cannot yet be touched or tampered with until she is 18 and mature, experience and maturity works in tandem

arthurwillia:
Here to read lies

what lies?if I tell you what I went through from primary 4 to js 2 in the hands of our househelps,aunties, cousins, neighbours,etc,you will be amazed,the fact is that rape is even better compared to been forced with a cane to suck the smelly pussy of a 40 yr old aunty while you are still 9-10 yrs old,do know the taste of your tears mixed with pussy juice?do you know the feeling of been used like a sex doll?or having your small scrotum sucked by old aunties till they look like puff puff,what about the cousin that I thought will respect the santity of blood but it was her that was the worst sadist,forcing me to bite her nipples and pussy as hard as I can like Dracula or is it our family friend that nearly asphyxiated me with her massive hips,were will I start or end.
I pity those that doubt if such things are possible they are naive,look beyond the pretty cutely cuddley facade of women and you will see things that may make you doubt your sanity.

Malory:
I know this is a made up story but I'll say that you are not sharp enough. You are missing a new kpekus

I will bet that those two women has something sleazy going on,for a woman to bring another woman with big boobs and ass,a potential competition to her house will raise eyebrows, these gender is far too advanced in emotional and matters sexual to make such mistakes,the lady is just bringing her lesbian lover closer to her.

Polynek:
Good evening all !!!
Please read, it won't be long.
First, I don't believe in "village people" slang but considering what is happening to my elder brother am beginning to have a rethink.
He is a welder and He is very popular and hv alot of customers, last year August he got a contract worth of #200,000 but He miscalculated the amount for materials and it backfired, I borrowed Him 50k to complete the work.
Now yesterday evening His wife called me, telling me that my brother is currently in a police station, She said one of His customers who is an Army officer came to our house and arrest Him because He haven't started the work which He paid Him #150k since 2months ago, I asked Her what happened she said she has no idea of the work. And she told me that all this happening to Him is not ordinary, that our village people are very bad, I told her I don't think so, but right now am thinking she might be making sense somehow.
Am planning to go to the police station tommorow to Hear His own side of the story.

Please friends do you think this is village people something or normal human error? Because am very sad now.
Thanks, your opinion is welcomed
Mr, Lalasticlala pls help to get more audience

first of all let me make it clear to everyone that is willing to listen and learn,I have an animal farm in the village and I know how it works,to make a charm that will affect somebody is not cheap,it is not something you can use #2000 naira to go and get or for old men and women to use,it does not work that way,to make a potent charm like that will require many ingredients that are rare and costly,for example if you are told to get the eyebrows of an albino or a chick that haven't pecked on the ground,do you know how much that will cost?powerful charms are financed by wealthy or well to do men living in city's and towns,in what village in Nigeria will an old man use #300k to make a juju?let's be realistic who dash monkey banana.
Most times we attribute things that are unknown to us and baffle us to sprituality,that welder may be a drug addict,heavy drinker and spender,a woman wrapper,a gambler or simply a fool for him to wrongly calculate the estimate he needed for a job

effico:
I know I have computer gurus on thus platform to help out with tracking a WhatsApp messages without access to your partners phone.
So anyone can help, its urgent.

why are you disturbing your peace of mind about the affairs of women,is it only WhatsApp you will track?what about sms,voice calls,emails?what about the colleague at work,the man that gave her a lift in the nice car or the ex that sends her money whenever she asks.
Pls dont delude yourself with the imagination that a pussy is meant for you alone that is an insecure trait that must be expunged from your thinking to survive this trying times of social media,women and their pussy are now been gradually downgraded to entertainment purposes only,put your mind emotions and energy at your own inveitable risk.

Bobbiet:
I am in benin

rebore the goddamn thing, before tokunbo engines,a bad engine is simply rebuilt,you are saving #200k,do you ask yourself that old engine what happens to it,they buy it rebore and refurbish it,wash it with acidic solution and spray Korea or Japanese soil on it,it is tokunbo,I marvelled the day I saw were they are sell foreign soil in mgbuka onitsha ,soil from Singapore,Korea,Hong Kong,Japan,etc,rebore the damn engine,grind your top cylinder and change oil seals,use original metal and main bearings with rings

itaewon:
Lol this guy just dey play with okoro's ball all because they are third class citizen

you are wrong,we are not third class citizens,it is just a pity that we are defeated in a war of freedom that brave men and women fought with empty hands and empty stomachs against all odds to reaffirm the believe that we raise and fall as one,what criteria does the fool use to judge who is third class citizens or not?in that one local government in Kano how many students are currently taking the waec exam or took jamb?how many talented skilled artisan workers can be found there?how many graduates can be found there?how many small medium enterprises are there?how many youth are learning a skill or trade?how many girls are in school?
For a supposed learned man to judge development on the number camels,donkeys,voting shows such a high level of buffonery, foolishness and ignorant stupidity just imagine how the ordinary ones on the streets will think like.i have said this before,I will say it again and I will continue to say it,the north is the anchor that is holding down the development of Nigeria.

Tyranny:
What's that movie you had seen 3 times in the past, but you still feel like watching it again and again and again!!


#funTime;
#noChildTalk;
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

**How about you Nairalanders?

(1)ock,stock and two smoking barrels(2)the 13th warrior

Parachoko:
On Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba

next week will tell,don't joke with the northern cabals they own nigeria and decide who will go

obewanti:
The guy na real glutton, imagine attempting to eat suya that big all by himself.

who on Earth did he think it is physically possible to eat meat of such quantities,I am a confirm meat lover but I now the day I want to finish one big roasted broiler chicken all by myself ,I surrendered with the chicken 70% consumed and I didn't touch broiler meat for the next two months

phenzy:
I lost my best friend last month after he was hospitalized as a result of the domestic gas explosion that happened in his apartment few days to his NYSC. We had been friends since 2004. We both attended the same primary and secondary school. He used to tell me things that he couldn’t tell even his siblings.
We shared the same year of birth in-fact we looked alike and most people used to ask if we re actually twins. He was the most selfless person I ever know even though he was introvert while I am an extrovert on the other hand. Only if tears could bring him back...sigh.

I have been finding it difficult to cope because we actually shared a lot of things together. We both had plans for the future. Ever since he gave up the ghost, I have been depressed and I have even tried doing different things to stay happy including coming on here but it’s not working.


P.S I just had to post it here in order to gain wider view and attention.

only time can heal your wound,I lost my only senior brother,my mother,my father,my grandmother,my other grandmother,my fatherin-law,my wife's brother and my wife's sister within a period of 5 years,it was a series of devastating knockout blows,but still I rose from the ashes of grief to believe in the hope for a better tomorrow.

SadiqBabaSani:
Freedom doesn't come by wishing alone

but there are certain freedoms that have outlived it's usefulness,the 2nd amendment was in response to British attack on the colonies and the need for them to defend themselves with their own army and militia in the war of Independence,fast forward to present day realities,the unlimited ownership of guns by Americans is very dangerous and unnecessary,just the number of guns in these pictures above can start a rebel group that can overthrow a government in West africa

YoungLionken:
The poor and average always suffer any governmental policy and I don't know why..

It is not as if there's a plan B solution to it..

I visited a public school the other day and I wept at the deplorable state of buildings and learning structure of the school..

Banning of okada here and there is nothing compared to banning of bad roads, epileptic power supply, vote buying,banning of problem of civil servants' payments, to mention a few..

Thank God I'm not Igbo(don't reason like them), I woulda said the government is banning okada because they're mostly northerners doing the business...

why are you thanking God you are not Igbo?is there something you know that we don't?or is it not because of that sound engineer they collectively butchered ,lynched and roasted alive caused this total ban on okada activities,or do you think a same governor will sit down and watch his state desend into anarchy initiated by this northern motorcycle gangs,it is still possible for us to pass our ideas and opinions without petty childish tribal sentiments.

obembet:
I believe there are alot of intelligent people here on Nairaland who can advice how someone can manage his/her income.

Alot of Nairalanders here as been a blessing to us when it come to advice even though there are funny people too that turn every thread to fun

I have been reading different article on nairaland how someone can invest her savings wisely.

So as for you Nairalanders, What is the best financial advice you’ve ever been given or learned on Nairaland ?

spend what you can afford to lose on women

Bouncing2:
WOW�

Impressive!!,

Mahn!,, agriculture is the way forward in this country,,i must confess

we planted 5 satchets of 50 grams seed on February and harvested just 100 bags another rookie farmer planted 50 grams and harvested 104 bags,we realized that careful management is key to get most yield out of cucumbers,a well managed crop supposed to yield up to 10 fruits but we are been conservative to Target a yield of 5 cucumbers per crop which at 100 fruits per bag is roughly 100 bags×#7k,so you see quality management is key not clearing acres and hectares in the bush.

Bouncing2:
Na'im be dat
Big ups...
People are seriously turning veggies (myself included) ,,,,so keep on churning out cucumbers,,we really need them

fingers crossed we are hoping to sell at least not less than #5-6k per bag I will be happy, cucumbers are a bit scarce now,we planted 2000 crops in 1000 sacks,targeting a yield of 5 cukes per plant if possible with good agricultural practice, variety is cu999.