₦airaland Forum

Farmerakinloye6:
I don't keep tab, me and my boys have being eating it everyday since last week. I planted just one variety which I don't know the name. I extract the seed from just one watermelon I bought, it surprise me too when I saw two colors. This after harvest of cucumber and tomato yesterday..

the one you are holding is koloss variety and the type with plain skin with no green stripes is kaolack variety,big size ball is sold now #1k my side

Gurakel123:
I just feel tired of everything,I don't know but most times am like it's enough everything should end,I don't want to continue going..Other times it's all*All is well* i hear.
One minute am happy and other minute am sad..What is the essence??I can't think of anything to achieve..The world is angry and people are changing.Its not safe.
I'm hopeless!!!What to do,What to do, Always the word and never an answer

it is not a must that every tom,dick and Harry will make it in life and fulfill their obligations and responsibilities,some will be rich and drive cars while some will be poor and walk with their two legs and wash the cars,it is left for you to choose which side you will belong

donaldking10:
There's this chick i have one or two things going with, but nothing too serious yet.
So, she just called me crying that she slept-over at her ex-boyfriends' place, and she woke the next morning to find herself naked & only to find-out she was raped by the guy while sleeping.
Asked her if she smoked or drank anything, & she replied NO.
Reason i brought this here is because i wanna really know if it's possible to un-dress & rape a girl who isn't high without her waking-up.
Please matured response only.
And ladies i need to hear your opinions most especially.
mynd.

no woman,I repeat,no woman will still be sleeping while her pant is shifted or removed talkless of putting dick,the fact that she is sleeping close quarters with a guy will raise her alarm receptors to high alert and she will be sleeping with one eye open,either she is drugged or she pretended to be asleep and enjoyed it but later had regrets

Rickmann:
Me relaxing, while food is cooking food

what is special in that,my ex use to fry tomato like this only wearing bra and pant,your own even wear cloth cover yansh.

pozehnani:
Let your son be sleeping in the sitting room then or is that not a space. I'm suggesting this to prevent any form of sexual immorality between the two of them. Though the boy can still share the room with her, only that he can not sleep there at night.

By the way, what of family of six that live in a room and parlor apartment? Are they not living fine.?
That your girl is being too choosey and I think you caused it. Teach your children how to manage when things are not so rosey otherwise they'll grow up not being contented or knowing how to manage hard times.

Nothing too difficult here

the girl Is not choosey,there is a reason she doesn't want to share with her brother,but she can sleep on the bed while the guy sleep on a foam on the floor,husband and wife suppose sleep together,I beg,what do you mean separate room for your wife,pls don't try that,keep your wife close,your kids can sleep wherever they see

Farmerakinloye6:
If you are following this thread, harvest had start since last week me and my boys have being eating minimum of two everyday.. just that I don't have time to post. I will share some important info in my next post...

did you keep tabs on the no of ballls harvested from 78 plants,looks like kaolack and koloss seed is what you planted,how many days to harvest?

mikaj:
I think it goes beyond that. I suspect the injector pump and nozzels since it uses a high pressure pump.

Infact i am tired

that's why it I included as an awkward commercial vehicle in layman terms just like Peugeot,Fiat, Renault,Ford alfaromeo, Chevrolet,Dodge, GMC,Vauxhall,Opel,they are cheap to buy but will be a headache and nightmare to keep on the road

shigishege:
but I wonder if Peter obi claim to have gotten these educational qualifications from those prestigious institution in advance countries and still need to go and be studying Egypt to develop his country.

Is it that he has not seen any single meaningful concept from all his education and exposure to at least do something meaningful for Nigeria even without going to Egypt??

sometimes I even wonder how people reason things,the guy is a financial guru and studied mostly financial and economic courses,he is NOT an engineer.what is wrong in us swallowing our despicable ego and learn from those that has already made it to work in their countries,how many times has tinubu,atiku and buhari gone overseas for personal medical treatment but now this obi guy is doing such for our collective good and people are still criticizing him,if asked questions on how to improve the power sector in Nigeria he will give a practical and technical solution,not vague assumptions.

Lexkenny99:
I got so mad at her nd asked her what does she want from me. All she kept saying was" I Don't want them around you, they'll destroy you! Destroy me? How?? Do you want us to date? She'll say NO.She made my babe to stop coming 2 my lodge IN Skul but instead we check into hotels each time we want 2 see. She does to every gal she sees around me. Truth is I Want her out of my life. I want to do it in a way that she won't feel bad. But I don't knw how. Cuz she's been so nice. I don't wan' look like an ingrate. I just want 2 codedly make her get outta my life. Can I Get help on this? ASAP! I'm tired of that girls gbege abeg. She's nt even my spec! I don't even have intents of screwing her. Never. She's really spoilt my relationship with most females around where I Stay. Down to one young woman that sells okpa at SKUL. I need her out guys pls help!

you are still joking with her,I hate babes that are stingy with their pussy,frown your face and to her the riot act and stop eating her food,you may be surprised the exotic additives she might be adding to it,stay away from semi mad toxic people

dodgelord:
I Turned Down A Good Man's Proposal Because Of His Small Préééq - Nigerian Lady, Tonia Umerah

“When it comes to relationship or marriage, i think a kind partner is usually very HARD to forget! Your Kindness will make you to be always remembered.

Few days ago, I took my KIND ex out for a lunch date. We went to a nice restaurant, ate, drank and had a nice calm conversation.

I personally don't like mingling with an ex after breakup but this my ex is someone who is very special to me. He is a very KIND, peaceful and a lovely man who I will always remember. He was a man who showed me what true love really is! He was so supportive and caring. When I was dating him, if I ever fall sick, he would take me to his house to care for me properly, drive me to the hospital for injection, bath me, feed me, rub my belly, sing for me to sleep because I love this alot, what did he not do for me? Chaii...he is and was a good man!

I broke up with him because we were not sèxually compatible. Yes, it was a very hard decision for me to make then considering the kind of supportive man he was but I am glad I did!

He has a small diick and I didn't like that. I know it may sound crazy that i left a good man because of small diick but when it comes to marriage, our choices are VALID! I'm a woman who do not like cheating or slèèping with more than one man. The idea of marriage is sacred to me. I couldn't imagine myself getting married to a man I would have to manage his pènis for a lifetime or me having extra marital affairs. Forever is too long to manage a pènis. What is marriage without good sèx and sizable pènis? This may sound crazy but when it comes to marriage, make sure you choose what you can live forever with!

In the end, finding a husband is honestly hard(same as a wife too). You may find the one that has all the good qualities of a potential husband but he won't meet up with your sèxual preferences or you may find the one who meets your sèxual preferences but he will be very bròke, làzy, proud and always looking for a woman to borrow him money. I'm honestly tired o.”


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well I can't really blame you because I cannot marry a frigid woman myself,infact one of the reasons I married my wife is that we are compatible sexually,you cannot put Keke engine in Toyota Camry and expect it to work normally,but on the other hand you are a bit selfish as a woman to let such factor influence your decision, remember you cannot have everything you want, you may get an abusive, alcoholic,insultive man with big dick or rather a nice man with small prick,if I am a woman I will choose the small dick and use cucumbers to help out my puss once in a while,sex is not food.

Islandlady:
Nairalanders I need y'all mature advice on this issue, No insults tho

I have been friends with my male friend for over 11years now, so he is more like a brother to me! He got married 3yrs ago, But we live in the same district, I do visit them once in a while! And I usually bump into his wife at market places, malls or on the street due to the fact that we live in the same district.

My friend is hardly around for the past few Weeks due to the fact that he do travel for work. . .But recently I have been seeing his wife with a Man just about the age of my friend, I have seen them together at the mall for 3 times now for a period interval of 3 weeks, I usually dodge and escape myself so they won't see me! The last time I saw them together I took a sneak pictures of them, I don't know this man, I have never seen him when I visit them, he is not a family member! I have been curious so I feel I should call the attention of my friend to this and send him the pictures too!

Should I tell him about it or what? I am confused!

Lalasticlala

stop being a joy killer,the man maybe her brother, cousin,work colleague,boss,ex,etc.dont jump to conclusions and leave women matter alone,face your life

Normalguyy:
I was just wondering if there is still a Nigerian lady in this generation that can still stay and date a broke guy

yes ,but over time the feeling and the euphoria of love that captivated the girl will slowly erode and fade away when harsh reality sets in

Ammmy:
I'm in a relationship with someone but don't know how to leave. Been living with him for 9 months. I can't go back to my former house because they all think I'm married. I don't know what to do. Don't know where else to go. He calls me a nuisance, failure and distraction. Those words pain me more than if someone beats me. I'm trapped. I can't summon courage to leave. he already told people I'm his wife. I already told people he's my husband. Too weak to decide what to do. I need suggestions from mature adults, not holier than thou judges

very common,it is called hire purchase marriage, plead with him to go and see your parents with one bottle of hot and two crates of beer,next four years and two children later he will come with some cartons of soap and malt,next three years he will come with goat,etc

michaelwestern:
I know this may be the last thing you want to hear but I know a sure and lasting solution to your problem. I'm very confident about this solution because it has also helped. I was also depressed before. The solution is Jesus. And I can share with you how I got healed from depression. Reply if interested.

how can Jesus be the solution for someone that is obviously idle,he has time to even think about depression,lf he works in a pure water factory from morning till evening let us see how he will still be depressed,the harsh reality will reset and refresh his brain.

McLizbae:
Hi guys, recently (about a month now) my 04 corolla smokes every morning for about 10 minutes after starting the engine. This may stop for about a day or two, then it will come back again. Also, engine oil consumption is now high. I will need to top the oil with at least 0.5 liter after every 80-100km trip.

Sure, my mechanic told me the engine need rings and stuff, and I believe him. However, I don't trust the process, I'd rather replace the engine. But while I still don't have the money for another engine now, I wish to manage the engine till I get the money.

Now I am looking at helpful additives that can help the situation of the engine at this time. I have read about some stop-smake additives. Can you guys recommend any that really works?

I was in a similar situation years back but the car was an Opel Omega,what I did was put two can original oil treatment into the engine and it reduced the smoking by 80% by making the oil more viscous,but I don't think modern cars now with smaller oil passages can take such,but that is your best bet,I drove the car for another 2 years before selling it off.

SeunOSEWApenis:
On tinubu's decayed shriveled manhood I stand..

On tinubu's rotten gworo teeth I stand..

Asiwaju chukwuemeka abdulrahman bola tinubu will be the next president of Nigeria take it or leave it.

by the holy beard of Moses and the virgin tits of Mary we rebuke and reject your wish

Jostoman:
No matter what anyone says Atiku is the type of president Nigeria need in 2023.

God will not answer your prayers,atiku sold off nepa to emeka offor,tinubu and his other cronies and we are suffering till today

Cryinfreeman:
No money
No food
No woman
No light
No TV entertainment.

Depression is hitting me hard

How can a person fight or defeat depression?

stand up on your feet and get busy,even if it is menial jobs but good paying be busy,you will not have time to be depressed again,most times I am so busy that I forget entirely about women for weeks

Beremx:
Buhari cannot visit such places, instead he prefers to jump in his plane and visit places that has no positive impact on Nigerians. His administration will end and nothing positive will come out of the deal with Siemens.
Someone should remind me how many times the National Grid has collapsed this year so far

it had collapsed 17 times and currently the total megawatts we are managing now in Nigeria is roughly 9 mw ,this is a sacrilege that redeem camp gas turbine is producing 25 megawatts,why?what is wrong with nigeria?are we cursed?

Maxymilliano:
Price of diesel pushing as high as 1500/litre

LPG cooking gas is pushing 910/kg

Kerosene is closely following at 800/liter

Electricity collapsed to as low as 9MW in a country of over 200m population

Naira-Dollar exchange rate already hitting the ceiling at N640/$1 with most local manufacturers struggling to remain in business

Security of lives and properties is a no go area as it's not existing

Pray tell, how else can a country be cursed with worthless leaders like Buhari ?

And these are the legacy's someone wants to build on if elected ?

this news is frightful and bone chilling,I must go and repair my scooter because trying times is up ahead

Samunique:
Chai, just local government chairman.

Nigerians don suffer !!!

Na this extravagant life style of our polithiefcians make Nigeria what it is today.

waste,waste,more waste,just a local government chairman,this type of waste is what Mr Peter obi is talking about, unnecessary waste

[quote author=pman06 post=113820663]Nawah o... Just to see people unclad and all? This life just dey near rapture every day.[/quote/most of these videos are uploaded on porn sites without the person even knowing]

sonature1:
Please Peter Obi doesn't need this negative vibe for his campaign.

We are trying to salvage a country on the verge of collapse.

I think his going to Egypt is part of the salvation,don't you see the gap between Egypt generating 45,000 mw for 40 million people and Nigeria just 3-4000 mw for 200 million people,the man is right going to Egypt to learn,it will be part of his campaign ,you cannot fix what you don't know how to fix,it is like getting a Keke mechanic to repair a Benz.

LaSenior:
When your girlfriend accept a guy's proposal of taking her out on a date , what does it mean

Please as a girl who's in a relationship with a guy you know that is doing everything just to make you happy is it right for you to accept guys proposal for taking you out on a date.
I am complaining because those male besties are not just besties they want to have their own portion of her they have target and that's her pants and if I tell her She will say nothing of such Will happen then I tell her if she makes her available it would happen sooner than later

Please guys I need a clear answer to this my Questions

stop worrying yourself about the inveitable, downgrade her to a sexmates,life goes on

Upjis:
Poor people like you talks so much about sex

Make use of your time and you may be rich

having a nice sexy chick believe it or not is also part of the motivation to make money

lovediehatelive:
When a guy wakes up in the morning, he gets a hard stick and is aroused.

Ladies, what do you get, wet? Aroused?

yes they feel it especially in the morning when they are ovulating

bibianna:
What will happen to our vulcanizers?

the same thing that will happen to countries that cannot evolve and adapt like Nigeria,adapt or perish,many proactive countries are already putting plans to phase out petrol and Diesel vehicles and you are just worrying about vulcanizers, imagine what will happen to Nigeria when Europe and America phase out hydrocarbon vehicles, countries like UAE,oatar,Saudi Arabia are already moving away from oil dependence,while our leaders are still busy looting and sharing the precious funds that will be used to develop the country

RichProminent:
What do you means i hate nosesense! Is everything a lies?

either you are a comedian or a mad person

Lexkenny99:
Mine's:


you can never be useful to yourself not to talk of other people. What's yours?

one smallie 17yr old girl said while gently stroking the dick that she thought my dick will be very big,that it is not big enough to satisfy her, imagine such nonsense.

Cubalabloo:
We are Nigerians, not Egyptians.

if you don't have anything reasonable to say just shut up,you are a Nigerian with 200+ million people generating just a paltry 3000+ megawatts of electricity,while Egypt that is roughly 40 million is generating 45,000 megawatts,a Nigerian my feet,and you don't to know how they did it?it is not a surprise we will continue to wallow in darkness and penury,when a shabby,petty and vindicative comment like this can get up to a hundred likes.

Mystique1996:
Mine was in a car along a busy road in Abuja.


And I’m an uncompleted building ;



Share yours!

in front of my babes house on a busy street in the back of my tinted sienna in broad daylight,cars,okada,Keke, pedestrians are passing we no send,the babe need am seriously and cannot endure any more delays,oyibo baby after you na you,I beg

Jones4190:
peter obi believes he can press Yoruba mumu button with that not knowing yorubas are wiser

He has even instructed unknown gunmen to seize fire so they can have time for election n when he loses out again they will go back to Biafra or death

Isn’t it funny that nobody is talking about nnamdi kanu again aside his family members,the monikers that use to disturb our peace before are now shouting obi,once he loses out they go back to their propaganda of biafra

I will advise igbos to continue their Biafra cos peter obi won’t win,it would b madness for u to describe Nigeria as a good country now because u are supporting obi n then call Nigeria a zoo when obi loses
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so you like nigeria as it is now?from 3000mw to 9 mw electricity for 200 million people?,pls let us think beyond mediocre ideas and get the best person to rescue this country from sinking completely, tribalism and sentiments aside,everybody knows that obi is more suited for the job.even to the two old kleptomaniacs.