₦airaland Forum

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Fiction..
Never happened..

you are funny,my friend got his wife's youngest sister that came to visit them pregnant,it caused an uproar and I was part of the peace committee,the guy paid #150k child support and the girl gave birth to a baby girl in 2013 and got married in 2018,the guy is still living ever happily with his wife

DMerciful:
Masturbation does not cause these things in males, these are more or less religious scare tactics.

but it causes erection problems when you are with a woman

Ladymogana:
Life taught me that all men are useless, that men are hypocrites, that men are not important to the world.

you cannot be serious ,even our dicks are useless?come on you cannot possibly mean that,even if we are useless our dicks cannot be

Petdagr8t:
You can now imagine the level of damages Buhari and his cohorts have caused Nigeria.
Candidates from two whole states will not be sitting for WAEC . Tufiakwa.

you don't understand the issue,buhari did not cause this one,what the waec boss is saying that there is no candidate from govt school sitting for waec in the two states,it is not because of insurgency or security challenges but ignorance and the disdain for knowledge

Olaoluwa112:
God is great

don't be ignorant and sarcastic,that phenomenon will not be far from pollution,China is the biggest polluter in the world

DarlingtonC:
He doesn't have money. And he's making it sound like I should give him for free

don't let him drive the car,charge him and drive it yourself,many people are joykillers

Kobojunkie:
She bought a brand new Samsung phone with money she got from selling her eggs? And let me be sure... it is not that you are bothered that she sold her eggs but that with money tight as it ls with you, she chose to spend the money she got on a brand new Samsung phone, am I right?,

eggs are replenished monthly and will have no negative effect just like men releasing sperm,the catch is the misplaced priorities of the woman,things are rough and tough for the family and what she can think of is Samsung phone,if she must buy a phone why not itel or Tecno,if the Samsung screen break can she change it,the man is sad that his wife is not telling him the truth and appreciating his sacrifice,but wasting money on frivilous things

Vinnie2000:
Heard it causes vagina dryness.
Then, Real sex wont satisfy you even if the Dicck is big because the pussy has become used to being pleasured by fingers and various Objects!

you deserve two bottles of chilled stout with goat meat pepper soup,my ex ebere will allow you to work on her pvssy with your fingers and tongue but immediately she cums no more sex for you,she will just wear her pant and bra,no more mood,I discovered it is better to fvck her first then finger her so she can cum,she is a chronic masturbator that will do it with her fingers in your presence to cum because your dick cannot make her cum,never,ebere the entertainer that's what I call her.

Choilila:
Even though you have money I wouldn't date you.

are you sure?maybe you are privileged to come from a wealthy family,the other day someone was asking a girl if she can fvck her Reverend father for #200k,the girl said she will fvck the pope for #100k,

WriterNig:
May God bless all my single Nigerian brothers on nairaland with their own young & pretty white brides (Green Card). Amen.

you laid much emphasis on WHITE brides,do you know something we don't know?the groom is smart to cheat early death by avioding African American brides,it is another one thousand ways to die.

Laughnow419:
Guys my girlfriend love sex too much. There was a day she came we had sex up to 8 - 10 times. From morning Afternoon and night
Still she was calling me for more. Guys I think she has a spiritual problem.

your girlfriend is a nympho,she can keep it up like that everyday for 2 weeks nonstop,your dick will be bruised and battered,and woe betide you if she has a hairy pvssy your dick will be like roasted yam after 2 weeks,it is not funny dating a nympho,it was the day my dick fracture I know pvssy get teeth to bite.

nerdjared:
Hello members of this forum, I have been driving this car (c350) since feb 2021, I have added about 2inches height since that time and now so the cabin is now smaller. The problem I have now is that whenever I drive the car I feel so much pains in my right knee, sometimes I have to park it and use cab to come back home. What is the cause of this, is the throttle too strong or the car is no longer my size.
Please help a brother, my leg hurts so badly.

the car is too small for you,I remembered one day I wanted to drive a friend's 190e ,I cannot physically fit into the car without stopping my head and bending my knees like a lobster,get a bigger car,

Hilena:
It's only a FOOL.. that will say in his heart that there's no God!! After all that he has created, with everything your eyes can see, look at yourself very well.
Na computer create you ab??! Nonsense

there are something's that are difficult to doubt if you are open minded and look at things from a new perspective,there are overwhelming evidence supporting the evolution of man with the complete physical, skeletal and research papers available for anybody to see or do I believe that a mythical being created mankind whole from sand and breath life into it,a story that supposedly happened thousands of years and pass down from generation to generation through word of mouth until it started been compiled during the apostolic age into the Bible, overwhelming evidence has shown that the Earth had existed for billions of years and many prehistoric and extinct animals came before homo sapiens,most of these dead animals and decayed forests are the hydrocarbons we use today, even current progress in astrophysics has shown with hard evidence the existence of millions and billions of sun like our own with billions of planets orbiting around them,space is an endless infinity that the idea of a being that can live there and create the planets,it is an insult and preposterous idea that the being will create mankind with so much factory faults and defects.

Makschinchin:
Good evening all, as seen in the picture, what kind of ailment is this?... It has affected some of my birds for many days now despite the fact that I have given them med. And it is hindering the birds from eating well and also affected their sight... Any help or med that will be very effective please??

fowlpox,avipox, infections coryza and in some cases you may have CRD in the mix also,I see they are broilers,is treating them feasible, sustainable and cost effective,is it not better to sell them off than spending more money,time and labour treating broilers that has a low probability of surviving such barrage of disease,prevention is key in broiler production,if it is pullets treatment is feasible and advisable

2loadedguy:
Same here, I lost my brother to this in 2020 and it started exactly this way. This thing u are seeing will put not only yourself but your family into a deep shit. You will spend money and keepoving from place to place yet there won't be a cure. You better act fast as I pray it doesn't consume you.

most ignorant people will call it poison or man made voodoo,land poison can be a fair description because the 3 different flesh eating bacterias , causing the condition known as necrotizing facisitis lives mostly in the soil,a wounded ,break or opening in the skin can led to infection,and the infection cannot be stopped by ordinary ampiclox or antibiotics,but by special antibiotics applied twice daily, aggressive debridement of dead and necrotic tissue and topical dressing with medical grade honey,this disease also affects the white man is spread allover the world,if you like go to native doctor within one month or less you will die from overload of toxins from the gangerous infection wound,you will watch yourself rot to pieces before dieing a miserable and smelling death

iezeiyida:
Hello Nairalanders!

Let me drop this important message.

Your 17 year old daughter is using iPhone 12 and your salary is 40k. That of your husband or wife is 60k. Collectively, your family income is 100k. Your 17 year old daughter in 100 level Mass Communication, Unizik is using a phone worth 600k. Your family's 6 months earning.

You didn't say anything. You only call her to take pictures of you when you are going for Traditional/White weddings, Mother's Sunday, Father's Sunday or August meeting. When your second son got admission into the university, you couldn't afford to send him to school. His 17 year old immidiate older sister in year 100 decided to take it up, and pay off the 300k needed for his entrance into ANSU.

You thanked God and asked him to bless your daughter and multiply her source of wealth.

When your Umunna (family clan) had a contribution, you asked her to please help you out. She sent you 100k.

You put her in your prayers. She is the pillar of your family.

What would you people have done without her?

You bill her, she bills her boyfriend.

Who is this boyfriend? This your family saviour?

You are worried about Yahoo ritual killings.

Maybe you need to look at yourself again.

poverty is the root of most evil,if you go to bed hungry you will know that the night is very far,for a hungry and desperate man questioning were the pot of soup came from is the last question on his mind with his stomach growling,most parents are now praying for their daughters to get a beneficial man to be helping them,times are really hard and parents are struggling to make ends meet,pls let us consider these parents they are just obeying the law of self preservation and in choosing between the conventional morality of right and wrong with going hungry and indebt,it is obvious which side will win

TheMaterialist:
Sometimes male sexual urges can feel like a curse.

it also happens to women also,let me tell a story of what I observed during the Easter I paid a visit to my in-law,I was sitting in front of a store were akara is fried with my in-laws and a obviously pregnant lady,a neighbor came and sat down close to me,it was dark and we are talking and jesting I put my hands around her waist and that is were the problem began,she opened her mouth moaning soundlessly and was squirming on the bench thank God it was dark,as a mischievous fellow I gave her a few good squeeze on her buttocks before going, before I reached my car she has already followed me and demanded to be fvcked that she has wetted,my God!!she wanted to be fvcked anywere in my car,in the bush,anywere,the lady was just desperate,but I declined I have firmly passed my wild years

Captaintitan:
if you really ready to settle and live with the so many cultural differences , try Facebook , twitter or Instagram .. find a man of your choice ; do your background check well tho

finding a man is easy because due to the present economic situation many men will marry the devil to reach America but what will happen in 1,2,3,4 years is what we cannot predict,and to a wise man,the outcome is not hard to predict.

Mandate2023:
Simp

simp,simper,simplest,a girl that you are not married or engaged to can stay in your house and fvck you free for all for 2 weeks is not worth monitoring,you are living with a girl that has been discarded by her family to fend for herself freemode and you are wasting your time playing loverboy,forget that Sherlock Holmes detective you are playing fvck the girl as you like,when you are tired,discard and dispose.

cutecommend:
Assuming, if After buying Asoebi, Buying 30 crates of drinks, 200 tubers of yam, 4 goats, 6 bags of rice, 80 pieces of tin tomatoes, 8 gallons of palm oil, 5 gallons of groundnut oil, 50 pieces of stock fish and dried fish, AND THEN FEW DAYS TO WEDDING, YOUR NON-VIRGIN OR VIRGIN WIFE-TO-BE SLEEPS WITH HER EX WHO PAID NOTHING...That will not be good...

Women be good...It is good to be good.

the main reason our ancestors restrict women is because of parental contamination not that you will cut off the pvssy after fvcking, moreover which place demands 4 goats for traditional marriage,my place is just one

cutecommend:
Have you ever had this shocker of trusting a decent-looking girl, sharing her testimony of how decent she is, hailing her as a wife-material, only to discover she is sleeping with a tout or a careless guy...

Share your experience.

there is this very good decent well behaved girl that lives near my mechanics workshop,one day I was repairing my vehicle and she passed,I admired her calm churchly behavior,hmm,my mech told me the story of how she was moaning seriously loudly in her room while been fvcked by somebody,what! immediately I gave her my own contact and wanted to see how loudly she can moan for me,I was not disappointed,she was naked fire and was the only girl I have ever met that craved to be fvcked anal, incredible,there is also the general overseers daughter that has to project the image of humility and good values of the church but her secret is that once every two weeks she will come all the way from orlu to my farmhouse for a full Saturday of unlimited unrestricted sex,from morning till evening, unlimited rounds,C you are a bad pastors daughter I beg.

Emma2Seconds:
Guys please what do you think someone would lose for not being in a relationship with any Lady.

absolutely nothing,the drama surrounding pvssy thisdays is energy sapping,but keep your Vaseline ready to defeat konji anything it comes.

FIREFOXOS:
I have been thinking of this for a long time, though am not a frequent porn viewer but it always pings my attention to know why young girls do feature in porn even knowing of futures Effects.
What do drives them to such act?

porn acting is tame compared to full scale prostitution,I took a short cut one evening to by pass agidinbi ikeja and what I saw was shocking inside ikeja,young girls wearing just pant and bra parading up and down

thinkmoney:
Toyota 2010 cost pass Venza and big Daddy. I Just got one

the global demand for the Corolla is simply driving the price skyhigh,I remembered in 2003 I went to cotonou to buy a Toyota Hilux for farm operations but due to the demand for Hilux by rebel groups and terrorists using it as guntrucks the price was triple that of the Mazda b2000,Ford sportstrac,Isuzu,ram,etc,we just got the Mazda truck for #500k,the Hilux was #1.5m

Sheffdon:
Good people of nairaland

What can my friend apply on this leg? He's tried everything possible

And the funny thing is, he feels no to little pain in the leg

Pls we will welcome your good suggestions pls; be it medical or natural method abeg

And water also comes out from time to time too.

if you don't want that leg to be infected by gas gangrene and led to amputation go and visit the hospital,that feeling of no pain is symptoms of bacterial infection and necrosis,it will need mild surgical debridement to remove all dead tissue and treat it with honey and strong antibiotics,if you like go to the traditional healer and watch your leg rot before your eyes.

ObamaMessi:
A woman in the area where I recide reportedly divorced her husband for buying a car instead of building a house.It was said that the divorced husband failed to listen to the wife to build a house and bought a car with the money they both raised.

What is our society turning into?

LadiesForever Jeon

most times communication is the key to conflict resolution,a wife that helped her husband to raise and hustle money for land and have more to plan for building a house is a home maker,the husband should have listened closely to his wife and maybe passed his own reasons why they need a car,they may compromise on a cheaper car,the problem I feel was caused by buying a costly car with money that could have built a bungalow,it does not make sense living as a tenant and you buy a #4-5m car,while you have empty land,does not make sense.

superCleanworks:
so just because a place called AMERICA exists, then we no longer have young men who have good business or family wealth or great paying jobs and travel for business, holidays and visits in africa again that they have all turned to gold diggers? they have all turned to visa scavengers? So young African men can no longer go to the embassy and get a visa for themselves and pay for flight? Oga speak for yourself and quit the stinking generalization.
Just because you are a gold digger that trembles and sweat whenever he hears AMERICA does not make all the same. learn how to use the word called SOME.

well you are right but 99% of Nigerian men will take the risk and marry an African American woman because of the opportunity involved, tell her to come and live in Nigeria with you and watch her true reaction,for your information I am not a gold digger but a grandfather with a son that is planning to relocate aborad soon,so you can pass your opinions without insults.

Omihanifa:
I think it's because the parts are readily available, it's also has a good resale value and the mechanics are everywhere

it is not because of parts or mechanics,Honda parts are also everywhere and a Toyota mechanic is also a Honda or Nissan tech,Honda also have good resale value,the driving factor is simple economics of supply and demand

NurseMaryUSA:
With so many scams going on how can an African American female find a serious African man to marry. It doesn't seem like many African men are interested in marrying us. Is there an African based dating website.

any African man wanting to marry an African American woman is just doing so for the chance of going to America, marrying a Nigerian girl is a 60/40 chance this days and you are talking about an African American woman that knows how to operate firearm and own it,na die be that

Comradegist:
Why are you smiling? Please I need advice. I'm emotionally down. This girl is beautiful and I'm also handsome. But I'm not too rich like I used to be. I really dont understand why she did all that, or acted like that, I'm so confused.

you can have sex with a woman but you can't have the love,thank your stars she told you the truth,move on and don't look back

Piyke:
Road trips are really fun. Enjoyed my Abj - Enugu drive this week. Looking forward to the return trip in the new year

it is fun when everything works with no problem but if your gearbox blaster on that lonely ilorin road you will know how far,in as much I am a petrol head but I cannot drive 1400km just for a wedding,I will take the bus,too much adventure my brother.