₦airaland Forum

BlessedJonMoss:
Keep waiting...

keep waiting indeed,the red light is on but you choose to disgrace yourself,you will wait forever,the girl is been polite and civil by showing you the signs to walk away.

bluefilm:
Your post is very funny.

Your sense of entitlement is a huge comedy relief

very hilarious,

Lucasmuyiwaa:
Since morning I’ve been less busy and want to learn free sex education online and thank God I learnt a lot today from the site prescribed for me.

But I still need some more sex education sites from the gurus here.

I’ve gone through all the famous sex experts profile and they really did a good job most especially Rome Major and Logan Long.

I’ve also watched some tutorials on XNXX like Latina Deep throat a Bbc, Harmony Rose first time Facial and Ebony Bbw hog tied.

To the Cumrades in the house please let me know some other good sites to have sex education and some good lecturers.

don't you think it is just porn you are watching, nothing educating on those sites,try books like Kamasutra and others, kindly stay away or limit if possible your time watching from xvideo,pornhub,xnxx,etc,it is addictive and it always leads to serious masturbation problems,the best sex education possible will come from a girlfriend and books or ebooks

SWATMan:
Sure waste of money. Money miss road.

this is just packaging,what they are selling is the brand name and hype,the metal, plastics and other materials used to build a #50,000 dollar truck will build 2 of that coffin.

Sweetplum:
Nothing is impossible. Congratulations love birds. Make sure you are a good simp. Take care of madam wella and God ll bless you abundantly.

they will give birth to children's that will be whole and perfect to take care of them in old age

BlackHawk202:
I think it's getting out of hand. Every direction and corner you go on this forum, you see boys and girls discussing about sex. I don't get it. Is it because of the high unemployment rate in the country that has caused this amongst our Youths? Everywhere you go, you see them in their thousands, talking about relationships, drilling, best positions, ashawo, mouth action etc. Its getting out of hand. Each time I see the average Nigerian girls I begin to weigh withing me "what's the probability that this girl hasn't had sex a couple of times?" don't blame me because I'm beginning to think the president was right when he said Nigerian Youths are lazy. Because If the Youths were channeling this energy into things productive, this country wouldn't have been how it is. If they were using the money they spend on hiring people with kpekus to have fun, instead spending them on businesses, they probably would've lifted themselves out of poverty. If you've the time, ask one of our Youths if he can give just an estimate of how much he's spent on sex, you'd be surprise to hear 3 million at minimum.

I am still a teen, I certainly aren't happy with the fact that the Youths of this country, who are the people are look up to, are wasting their precious time on things that wouldnt bring about any form of development whatsoever

if you are young and don't discuss about sex and misbehave occasionally when are you gonna do that?is it when you marry?pls leave this youths ,it is their time and internet is the driving factor,let them enjoy the moment ,time will reach when responsibility will make their dick not to rise.

FreeSpirited:
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I never knew they could be so many in one place in Naija
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Like.....I've never had any encounter with any in my life....so my shock Should be understandable

one of my farm worker is a gay man and one day I was interviewing him to better understand what and why they prefer their fellow man over soft succulent girls,he told me that since he was born that he has not touched a woman's breast talkless of pvssy,that the only female pant he has seen is the one washed and placed outside to dry,he further told me that touching a woman to him is replusive like touching a thorny head of palm fruit(this is his exact words)that nothing on Earth can make his dick erect for a woman,this is an interesting insights,most of those gay men and women are genetically programmed like that and there is nothing they can do about it,due to religious and societal prejudice they tend to stay below the radar,but social media is now the perfect tool for them to meet their fellow gay lover,as long as they stay very far away from my buttocks I have no problems with them.

insidelife22:
I like the pastor, and i will give him a call later to appreciate him for his courage.

we should learn to tolerate other people religion and views,most countries that are peaceful and prosperous are also Islamic countries,it is illiterateracy, poverty, ignorance and mutual zombieisim that is affecting the northern Nigerian version of Islam,is not turkey,Dubai, Indonesia, Malaysia,Kuwait,etc not Muslim countries, northern nigeria is like the village of the blind,the one eye man is the king.

FreeSpirited:
I couldn't believe my world after this shocker that a place can agglomerate an unbelievable numbers of gays in Nigeria, a very religious country.
At a point I became both teary and angry.

Let me give you how I found out. If you need evidence, I can present.

I came to Abj recently and most time when I travel to a new place, I usually download Tinder to try and meet one or two babes and see if we connect, we might hangout when I'm bored before getting familiar with such area.

So for about over a week, I was only able to match with about 5 girls, exhausting my swipes on daily basis. You know how matching can be funny on Tinder; and how hard getting connection with people u match with especially if you are not the type that's up for paying for runs-girl on Tinder..cos na olosho many pass for Tinder.

So today, because some of the matches I got dint inspire me enough, out of intuition, I decided to check out how the Men on Tinder in my vicinity looks, that is Abuja Tinder guys.
So I switched my setting from "show only women" to "show only Men"
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At first I was swiping left since I had no interest in matching a guy. I began to swipe left to get idea of the average physical look, or dressing, or the style of the guys on Tinder.
All of a sudden, something told me to swipe right....OMG...couldn't believe why but It matched!....I was schocked
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Though I thought it was a mistake, then I swipe right, and right, right and right.. my world they were matching in sequence!

My jaw dropped and my mouth went ajar that I couldnt close it the entire time.
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What this means for people who don't understand Tinder is that, these guys were on Tinder to meet guys, because their setting must have been set to see only guys, and they have been actively swiping guys pics to the right so that other guys like them swiping right will match with them.
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In less than 3 minutes, I matched an unbelievable numbers of 12 gays...Like wtf!
In 10days I matched less than 6 gals in Abj, But in 3 mins I matched 12 motherfvcking ass rimming gaybriels. It's finished.
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So gay is so rife in Abuja, and Tinder is their hotbed. You have to try this experiment if you doubt me.
I think the reason women are not getting husband is as a result of astronomical numbers of gays in Nigeria. Times have really changed and things are really happening.

why are you angry?don't you know that 70-80% of homosexuals are naturally born like that,do you think they can easily change their sex preference,forget about social media,if you interact more physically with different people you will realize their are many unknown baffling things that exists,let them be pls

LikeAking:
Say no to male teachers.

Only female teachers shud teach.

I don talk am bf, bt many Nigerian lack vision becos they prefer television.

Say no to male teachers b4 its too late.

are you sure?is it because male children rarely report or complain about the abuse they suffer in the hands of female teachers,if I tell you the stories, episodes and dramas of what I personally endured in the hands of women in my primary school years you will not believe,from househelps,cousins,teachers,aunties, neighbours,everybody wants a pound of the flesh,from the lessons I learnt I always feel uncomfortable when I see a matured girl with a small boy,teddy bear,pet dog,etc,

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You better file a divorce for your sanity..if he's hell bent then dish him in the waste bin before he ruin your life completely..
Do that asap and stop managing yourself cos of some nonsense love you have for him..that guy is gonna wreck you and your future with his addiction..
You are better off single than being with a futureles boozer...

Modified:those saying for better for worse nonsense ain't good... It’s better to divorce after one year of a failed marriage than to hang in miserable for years..
Marriage is not an act of charity...If you're done then you're done..

very bad advice,so she will only remain when the going was good, marriage is a challenge that will test your ability as a human being to the limits of endurance, patience, perseverance,faith,hope,trust and the believe that what tomorrow will bring will be a better day.
What the husband needs most now is his wifes help,she needs to change her mindset of trying to abadon the marriage or excessive nagging and criticism,she may inadvertently be causing the man to drown his anxiety and fears with alcohol,most times an idle mind is the devil's workshop,a good strenuous job for the man will also help in keeping him busy and his mind out from alcohol,but the final will and dare to do resides with the man,it is he and he alone will save himself.

zexy2030:
What's your birthdate?

why are you asking her birthdate, okafors law no 1 is proven beyond any reasonable doubt to affect anybody at any age but women are mostly infected by this intractable virus

rickpat:
have you been playing the role of an elder brother in his life?


have you been giving him the love, respect and support that you seek from him to him?


have you been leading my example?


THAT THING YOU WANT FROM PEOPLE WHY NOT GIVE IT FIRST?


it your answer is yes....then your bro is absolutely wrong and disrespectful


if your answer is NO....then you got issues...lead by example oga.. whether you go or not wedding must hold.... the priest won't even ask after you before joining the couple....and your fe will now completely disassociate himseflf from you....good luck

times are changing and we must change with it or risk been stuck in the past,I don't see anything wrong by your brother sending an invitation through WhatsApp,at least he remembered, movement in Nigeria these days supposed to be restricted to the barest minimum considering the security challenges,when I did my marriage I travelled to Lagos to share cards and expensive hot drinks,if now I will not advice for such,times are changing and we must change with it,and you not going does not affect anything or determine the outcome of the wedding but shows partisan pettiness.

questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?

I have been in such situation before,the YS will be aware of everything and be your secret lover, while the OS will be left in the dark but will be your official babe,fvck them both,it may be a nuisance when the billing starts,but hey if you plant one yam and got two yams in harvest will you not take it?I remembered my own case one day I was with YS and OS came to my house,YS have to hide in the toilet while I gave OS the 24 lashes with my dick,with her sweet sound track reaching the toilet,the YS in envious jealousy wanted to destroy me with her pvssy in retaliation that day,how I managed to survive that day only God knows.

Throwback:
Arms Dealer.

this man was the stooge babangida used to annull June 12 election, association for better nigeria,but I like the man he is a go getter

Emmymarvel:
You already know the problem but still pretending like you dont know and wasting your money! No catalyst, its fuel that will suffer.
There is no catalyst though. It was removed before I got the car.

Pls help a brother in need.

I don't think catalyst will affect fuel consumption like that,if removed the extra consumption will not be noticable, catalyst are meant for emission control,it is made with Platinum to convert harmful exhaust gases to inert gases and I will not affect fuel consumption,the sound of the exhaust might change but that's it

FERNANDEZISBACK:
I love the last guy's statement.."if you ain't financially stable..then don't get into a relationship..no one forced you into it..

Stop disturbing the whole place..boys claiming to be adult always whining and complaining over Little things they could move on with.. Fine you can't get the shawarma and she broke up with you..then her luck..who cares? posting it and complaining like a kid is sick and disgusting..*pukes*

Why do most men complain like kids in a relationship..pls if you know you can't keep up with her and buy stuffs for her then call it off..you sure is gonna spend in a relationship..if you can't then pls don't bother asking her out..it's so simple..

how do you know he is a man,to me he is still a boy if he is dating a girl and can't buy ice cream for her why stressing himself,Vaseline and soap is there to battle konji,if you want to suck breasts and fvck pussy be ready for the bills and drama

[quote author= post=113009207]PDP in Nigeria again?!

God forbid bad thing.....[/quote]don't you think we are better off when pdp was in power,buhari is Nigerias worst nightmare,did you not see his oversight in arresting and kidnapping MNK ,an action that was taken without considering adequate security evaluation about the volatile situation in the southeast,now we are suffering in the southeast and a potential rebel group called unknown gunmen is taking root, will you stand and tell me that arresting that man is a good decision?how many security official, civilians,children has died because of nothing,how many government property has been destroyed,is it worth it? because of hubris and hate to arrest one man and let millions suffer and die,one man they can't even prosecute,headless government.

ValCon888:
How much were you paid to sell your conscience and your soul?

what about the VP that betrayed the hand that raised him to were he is from Lagos State government to federal level,that is the worst selling of conscience,even if tinubu is bad ,it is left for the voters to choose,nobody will take osibanjo serious ever again,he should have kept quite or support his godfather to remain relevant in politics,despite the fact that I don't fancy tinubu but I like how he is very relevant in politics and pull his cronies up with him.

Finobravo:
Kindly help me.
I drive a Honda accord car..2007 model. I just bought it not long. The problem is that car consumes too much fuel. It takes 3000 naira fuel for 36 kilometres which is way too much.
I have changed the Air flow meter sensor, the MAF sensor(I think) and the 02 oxygen sensor.
To make matter worse, car dosen't communicate with scanners.
It is driving me crazy as I don't know what next to change. The injector too had been cleaned, nosules have been serviced and plugs have been changed.
Yet no improvement.
There is no catalyst though. It was removed before I got the car.

Pls help a brother in need.

18 ltrs to go 36 kilometers is way too much for a bad fuel system to waste ,I think the fuel maybe leaking from somewhere,I had such problem with my previous car an Acura and they can't unravel the fault until the car burst into flames one day,the culprit is a bad o ring rubber on the injector connecting to the injector rail,it only emits fine mist when the car is running and very difficult to spot, recently I changed to an 06 honda Accord v6 that will use 18ltr for 120km, suddenly the efficiency dropped without waiting for anything I drove to the next mech and told them to check the injectors lo and behold the fuel hose connecting to injector rail is dropping fuel,this is the main reason modern cars can suddenly burst into flames,let them check your fuel lines from tank to injector for leakages,18ltr for 36km is too much I beg ,even if na Bugatti.

Since they took the CVT route and their unholy alliance with Renault. Everything went sideways for them.
These were the truly indestructible Nissan of the yonder years and what i see in my head when I hear the name Nissan.

it was Renault that destroyed Nissan when they allowed accountants and economists design their cars instead of engineers,the 1990s pathfinders, bluebirds,premria,Sunny's are one of Japan's best made cars,infact the 1991-1995 Maxima is made with the best made engine ever made the, Vg and Vq series.

yvy1:
I just inherited a 2005 Chrysler 300 Touring that I'm trying to fix. Took it to my friend's mechanic who gave me a bill that I would like the experts in the house to weigh in on.

stabilizer linkage N18,000

lower arm double bushing N50,000

lower arm with joint N50,000

ball joint N50,000

Complete tie rod N30,000

stabilizer rubber N10,000

set of front and back brake pad N50,000

total #208,000

This bill sounds very outrageous and I would like for people with more experience and expertise to weigh in on this matter. Thank you very much.

pls save yourself from hypertension, unnecessary stress and poor erection and sell that car,get a Honda Accord or Camry and enjoy peace of mind,cars are made to improve the quality of our lives not to make us miserable,I changed brakepad in my 06 honda Accord last week front pad is #3500,back is #2000,I also changed the ball joint right side #3500,tierod #4000,there is a reason people like Honda and Toyota,it gives you peace of mind.

thorpido:
Hmm,Ann no go fit sleep again.

she knows the two will sex well well that day,

burritto:
Remembered my first day in the US, landed in JFK on a winter morning. My brain almost exploded when I stepped outside the airport, had to run back inside. If I had taken one more step I’m sure I would have frozen. The cold was unbelievable.

Africa has the best climate for human being to live but sadly we and our leaders has turned it to hell, imagine living in a -10 degrees ice block making machine,it's incredible

Saviourk:
She got nice eyes..

I doubt if it will still look nice if seen in the dark,look scary to me

thorpido:
He could be suffering from PTSD and the thought of a court martial could have pushed him to the extreme of suicide.
Na the Nigeria we dey sef go make person wan kill himself.

he is a coward if he cannot stand to take his punishment like a man,PTSD is not an excuse ,we are all suffering from PTSD in Nigeria.

invinzible1:
How old are you

maybe a teenager who knows, okafors law in motion

YoudeyVexme:
Someone who Just did youth service already got a high paying job in nppc, while me that have graduated Since 2010 still struggling to feed from hand to mouth, no properties no thing to call my own. Meanwhile a cousin of mine already own 2 houses this boy I used to dash him 20naira for busicuit early 2008 when I visit my aunty, now he's 22.

Once you asked them for help and they give you once, they won't want to give you again. My heart's boil so hot whenever I see them on wheels driving expensive cars, A boy who doesn't know anything about life is already married with kid on the way. It wasn't like This when I was in my 20s, back then, we had to labour hard...farming, fishing and the rest to make ends meet..

Imagine, I had to go for house hunting last week and we had to wait for the owner of the compound, he arrived a young man expecting me to greet him first. I just called the agent I wasn't interested.. somebody that can't drag age with my youngest brother.

jealousy and bitterness is biting hard into your heart,try and see things from another perspective that in life overtaking is allowed and all men are not created equal,it is time for you to buckle up and think out of the box, seeing the success of others suppose to trigger competitive jealousy in a proactive individual but your own jealousy is the bitter type that will weigh you down and fuddle your thinking,you are lucky not to come from my area you could easily die of heart attack if you see what the type of mansions and cars young men are using.

Littlechild:
GREETINGS to you all.

How Will They Judge A Case Like This?

Two brothers did a manual hard labour job for a man. After the job was done, they later had a disagrement with the man over the payment.

The disagreement escalated into anger to the point where the man went ahead and brought a military army personal to interfere just to intimidate and man-handle the two brothers as normal in Nigeria.

The army personel in anger shot one of the brothers and he died.

The other brother cried out over in anguish when he saw his brother lay on the ground dead.

He left the scene and came back with a cutlass and butcher the man to death. He was later arrested, the army officer fled.

My question is; how will Nigeria law justify a situation like this?

How will they judge a case like this?

it is a pity the guy that killed with the cutlass was arrested alive,he will wish he died with his brother after spending maybe 20 years in awaiting trial detention and subsequent sentence of life or death,he will regret ever touching the cutlass

07kjb:
That's the spirit of great Igbo MEN

he gave #500k as seed money to 20 beneficiaries,these 20 men are further expected to stand financially on their own in a few years and help others,it is a domino effect and that's one way to empower a community,you are simply not regarded as a billionaire if you are not your brothers keeper,wealth is spread evenly in igboland,it is not a case of one alhaji having the money a whole local government don't have,it is having thousanaires and millionaires in every household or kindred in igboland.

pegix:
They should have prosecute this leader of murderers and secessionists since now

Treason is a high federal charge

so if a wife decides to leave her abusive and ignorant husband she should be prosecuted and charged with high treason,we are simply tired of living in a country that God has blessed but a particular region is an anchor denying Nigerians the basic things that other countries take for granted,every igboman,woman and even children knows we will be better off on our own,is it too much to ask?

SocialJustice:
Seems like drug overdose but fools are saying it is sex.

it is the drugs that killed them,probably heart related stress,know the type of drug your head will carry not to die Young,the day I used skunk weed to cook indomie I was technically mad for 2 days,thank God I was used to weed that time it could have been a permanent case.any sex that is past two rounds is hard labour and punishment to the dick and pvssy.