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ShawtCake:
Investigative Journalist, Fisayo Soyombo states in a tweet that former Oyo State Governor: Senator Abiola Ajimobi is "late" according to him, his sources within told him that the governor is on life support and the only reason he hasn't been pronounced dead is just because the plugs have not been pulled yet.

na u kill am or na him kill am or na she kill am. Anything to trend!!

Finnese001:
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth

2. Oga do fast nah

3. See this Osho free man, u like better toto but you no want pay money

4. Make am 5k nah, I go fvck you well

5. You never release Haa!!!

6. Na only fvck you pay for oo, no dey touch my breast

7. Bros abeg do, make I go hustle

8. Customer, customer how far nah.

9. Add 1k make I suck your prick.

10. See your small prick ( chuckles).

11. Wetin nah, since you dey do this thing you never cum, Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. How much you give me wey you dey find doggy

13. Come I will do you well today.

14. Abeg get up, e don do, naso una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na your mama leg you want Carry up, abeg respect yourself.

16. Wetin you drink come

17. Oga people dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry that condom comot here oo, no be una go use do juju.

19. Na talk you want talk abi na fvck.

20. Hian!!! Abeg I no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1500 you want change style

22. No dey turn turn me like that Biko.

23. Oga I swear if this condom burst, you must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow come fvck better Toto.

25. Fine boy come nah, I will do you from the back.

26. Abeg I no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make I see that boil for your prick, na so una go dey carry disease.

28. This one don pass short time oo

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi you want share goloria give me

30. Hang your cloth for that nail

31. This your prick big oo, you go add money


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omo mhen, na on top live wire u dey oo. Gbam..

9jathingsonpoint:
Still can't believe it!
My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night
and when I woke up this morning I saw her
lying dead on the floor - she stabbed herself
with a knife. I couldn't believe it, I asked her
why she did that and she said it's because
she believe I'm cheating on her. I told her
that's not true and carried her up from the
floor, but before I knew it she brought out a
gun and shot herself. I became terrified and
immediately put her in my car so I could
take her to the hospital. On my way, she
asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did,
she came down and immediately jumped
into the river. I immediately alerted the
divers there who fetched her dead body
from the river. I looked at her corpse and
began to cry, she asked me why I was
crying and I told her that I love her so much.
She finally passed out in my very arms but I
still continued my journey to the hospital as
she said she was feeling weak. There the
doctor told me that she was alright and just
needs some rest. I was so relieved but when
I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless -
with poison pills in her hand. I was getting
angry now but then she told me that I
should calm down and that everything will
be okay soon. We kissed for some seconds
but to my very greatest surprise & shock,
she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and
finally died. I cried uncontrollably beside her,
she told me to stop crying that everything
will be alright.



PLEASE HELP ME, IM CONFUSED

the picture or pack ur self out with ur comedy

iluvMAMAV:
Miramore has a lot of experience to share with us , as pretty as she is also a neuro surgeon- doctor graduting from d foreign institute Sept 2019
Miramore welcome to Nigeria/biafra
Welcome to nairaland



Cc deepfeel chi59 kingsteve allaboutkatiee metaphysical yarimo lefulefu ademidedavid husbandsnatcha

now we should fry beans because of the journey just come abi! Warn ur self please

Ezennwa:
hmm!

What is in skirt will not kill Yoruba men.

Get ur point straight. What the heck!

Cosbyrich:
In Ebutte Meta cum Yaba,there are some streets that are named Niger,Kano,Makurdi etc but Ebutte Meta cum Yaba is dominated 90% by the Yorubas and one hardly see the Northeners.
Pls,how come these names?

P.S:This is my area but I do not know how those streets' names came to be.

Hushpuppy named it!

Mad o

BadRadio:
If you want to maintain your sanity and peace of mind, be careful the types of books you read. it takes one book for your world to be turned upside down.

You love reading quite alright... But choose your books wisely... forget extensive reading because if u stumble on books like;

The invisible book or the 12th demon and the rest, forget it !!!

you're gone !!!

illuminaty hard

Cherez:
There's somehow nothing racist about this
What if they actually wanted to pose for a pics in memory or protest for Floyd and get amused along the way?
We should stop being judgemental of people and especially with people's intention we've got no clue about

did u read through the screen shot at all??

yes i think sex is the major problem in relationship or marriage. I dated a lady for 13years without sex, somehow it never just happened and we really really loved each other. I'm not a dull guy but somehow it never just happened. when ever we are around each other, sex just doesn't come to mind. we would be lost in the moment. It was strange though.

Really? What epistle are u writing bro? Hope it ended well?

U can do better than this bro!

Armypolicecults:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJjs7JkZZI

People who deceive you don't love you

Those in cults love not family or nation

OG, i feel ya

Realbennysnipes:
A young man has come out openly on popular micro blogging platform, Twitter to boldly say that he will rape Simi’s daughter when she turns eighteen years old.

The fellow identified as Wisdom Obi Peter took to his Twitter handle @wisdompeterm to give a contrary message rather than the usual congratulatory message rolling in.

READ MORE: https://gulmahq.com/2020/06/rape-pandemicsee-the-face-of-the-man-intending-to-rape-simis-daughter-when-she-turns-18/

are u good at all

Eagerly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aPuq9gCdYc

fake foes

mansaobes:
*Man Drops Funny Advice For Everyone But A Fact To Be Considered (Must Watched Video)*

https://www.aprokonaija.com.ng/man-drops-funny-advice-for-everyone-but-a-fact-to-be-considered-must-watched-video/


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La click, La watch, La bend

OritaIbadan:
I employed this 21years old lady last year as a sales rep. At resumption to work she appeard so decent and godly always With her Bible and Sunday school manual. I was really impressed by her spiritual and respectful nature. This made me treat her different from others. I buy her things and sometimes gives her money and always discuss her good life style with my wife. But what amazed me was that my wife was so indifferent about her each time I discuss her my wife will quickly change the topic. I thought, well woman with their naughty behavior towards other women.

Fast forward to June first this year her phone was stolen and I have a phone in office that I allow them access to incase their phone is off I can easily reach them through it. This faithful day, I tried to access my Facebook account using the office phone and found out that this same lady had used it but forget to logout. Well, I knew it was wrong to check her inbox but all the same I did.

After checking her inbox I couldn't sleep all night. I found out that she is having unprotected sex with 5 guys each guy per Sunday and she just did an abortion March this year the very day she told me that she was sick and can't make it to work and she wasn't sure who among the guys that impregnated her. I also found out that she had missed her period again and trying to hang it on one of the boys. The amazing thing is that non of these guys suspects her, they all believe she is a faithful girl friend.

I have thought of relieving her of her job, but my wife is asking me what should I give as reasons. But the truth is that I had never winessed such a wayward life before. If I pretend as though I know nothing she will eventually commit another abortion and continue with such life which is very dangerous at her age. What if she is my own daughter?

Please I want the mode to push this to the front page. I want to seek others opnion about it

the way she chose to live her life is not supposed to be ur headache, she has right to live her life the way she love it, so far she's not bad at her duty which u employed her to carry out. So please stop checking on her private life. The best u can do is to give her some reasonable advice when necessary

Crixxx:
Ekaro o omoluwabi..
FTC.. ho ho ho

All u could said! Space booker

Hypocrit:
Go get him arrested mr normal.

silence is the best reply to u! Deal with it

kiddoiLL:
I've been a Christian my whole life..but being Islamic is slavery??
you think even Christ would look down on these guys the way most Christians do?

Did u ur self think Allah will look down on Christian the way Muslims does?

Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

are u crazy or something? U just wasted an innocent animal!! U deserved an immediate arrest

If na Niaja now. Na to lock the woman up or used those men in black to beat her up!! The face of my dear country

Cool

solmusdesigns:
Son.. you sound funny.. you don't give a fvck yet you borrowed your pops Chinese phone unborrowed data to reply my comment.. who are you fooling, you give a fvck my son, just admit it

Kid, it's best for u to shut the f*ck up. Sycho punk

solmusdesigns:



Mumu Kayode

Now that your friend and college mate Abba Kyari is dead and long gone, your EFCC file would soon be dusted

Similarities between General Obasanjo and Major General Buharid

*Obasanjo is an alumni Regular Officers' Training School at Teshie in Ghana , Buhari is an alumni of Nigerian Military Training College (NMTC) in 1962
*Obasanjo is a graduate of presitgeous Mons Officer Cadet School in Aldershot , Buhari is a graduate of same Mons Officer Cadet School in Aldershot
*Obasanjo is a Congo United Nations peacekeeping force war veteran with International Medals, Buhari is also Congo United Nations peacekeeping force war veteran with International Medals
*Obasanjo fought Biafrans, killed and conquered them, Buhari gallantly fought and chased Biafrans away
*Both Served as Federal Commissioner (Obasanjo, ministry of works, Buhari ministry of petroleum resources)
*Obasanjo was a 2ic to an Head of State, Buhari became a State Administrator of North East
*Both became Head of State
*Both became 2 term civilian President
*Obasanjo's legacy project was GSM, Buhari's Legacy Project is Standard gauge railway and second Niger bridge
*Both have cult followership from the masses, Buhari's follower spread across length and breath of the North, Obasanjo's followers spread across the South
*Obasanjo locked up atleast two former Governors, Buhari locked up 3 ex Governors
*Obasanjo ordered military action against civilians at Odi community in Bayelsa, Buhari lunched operation python dance on civilllians at Biafra capital
*Obasanjo detained Lamidi Kanu under massob with SSS, Buhari detained Lamidi Kanu under IPOB with DSS
*Obasanjo sacrificed Lost his wife Stella in Aso Rock, Buhari lost his closest Aide Abba Kyari in Asorock
*Obasanjo violated the rule of law, Buhari doesn't regard the rule of law

bottomline is they are very much the same which ever way you look at it, and after Buhari's tenure even wailers would start preaching his good deeds


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Simply keep those sh*t analysis to ur self and check next compound for a f*ck coz those who give a f*ck stay there.
Good day

Hello, please can startime antenna cable be connected to TV Atv?

BlackfireX:
Na so Yoruba girls dey do.

Are u normal at all??