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Nairalanders,if you have spare decoder that you can afford to give away,please help me with it.Both my qsat and SRT 4950 decoders have packed off.And I am not financially good enough to buy another one now. Please help out a brother.

[quote author=MrRitchie post=62257306]Let's assume u have this sizes for the rooms

Living room. 14/12ft
Bedroom. 12/12ft
Toilet and bath 5/6ft
Kitchen. 7/6
Ante room. 5/4ft

The materials u will need for a room and parlour selfcon if on a dry flat land

1) 250pcs of 9" Blocks for 3 course foundation, @190 each more/less. you may decide to use 6" Blocks for the demarcation to reduce cost

2) 8 bags of cements @2600 for Foundation blinding and sitting of blocks this exclude dpc, dpc will cost you more 4bags depending on the thickness

3) buy one tipper of sharp first, you'll have enough to use for the super structure after foundation #price can't tell

4) gravel 5,000

sand filling the foundation #cant tell the price

Workmanship ----------- can't say

Materials for the main structure

1) 900pcs of 6"Blocks or @160each more/less

2) 13 bags of cements @2600each

3) 4pcs of 12mm rod @1200each

4) half tipper of sharp sand, remember u still av more available from the one you bought for Foundation. price #cant tell

Workmanship #----------cant tell

This estimate is just to lintel level. But with 1.5/1.8m you'll have your building ready with good finishing, pop in the sitting room and pvc in the kitchen, toilet and ante room






Please what is the meaning of pvc in layman's language.

NLbully:
I hope he contacts monkey pox

May u contact bird flu

This south african people must stop their Islamisation agenda.

Please let us leave sentiments aside. Let us forget the clout of his fathers for a minute.The question is;is he qualified? In my opinion, he is well qualified. My cousin is also an ASP.He is a first degree holder:Bsc. Political science, U.I.Is he qualified? If you put the question to me,my answer would be yes.

Am sorry,but I don't believe this story.An okada man told you that he wanted to use the bush because he is having a running stomach BEFORE you embarked on your journey. And you agreed to wait...story for the gods.

Its a good script but badly directed. The pastor will do good to employ a good director from Hollywood for better effect.

infinitypro:
If you didn't play this while growing then you are confirmed indomie generation...


Ball can bounce for Africa.

Wow!We use to call it "boolu eledo".

free2ryhme:
So why exactly did they refuse to bury him? Because he was struck by lightning?

You asked a sensible question.According to the article,the traditionalists have performed a traditional ritual on the dead body.Now,his people (dead man) want him buried in a Muslim cemetery,but the management of the cemetery rejected the body because the cemetery is strictly for Muslims.

MrBrownJay1:
the above makes me laugh..... how could she be aroused by such nasty disgusting act?! the 1st thing that should go through her mind is to scream and be repulse by the act. what kind of animals are these?!

BTW isnt it obvious that this evil father was poisoning these babies?!

She was only a child-about 15 years old.

NwaAmaikpe:



Funmi Iyanda my queen.


I've had a thing for her since she was with Segun Odegbami.
I even màsturbated thrice while watching her in New Dawn. I still have a thing for her now she's become a cougar stuck with a dîldo.

I dedicate my FTC to everyone browsing with Glo and 9mobile.
FTC will keep eluding you like trophies have been eluding Arsenal.

Trophies eluding Arsenal?The last time I checked,the FA cup still counts as a trophy.A better analogy is Tottenham or even Liverpool.

Abeg free person jo.If u further your research,you will find that it is not safe to eat ANY meat at all.So op,it is hightime you stop eating meat.As for Lala and I,we shall continue eating our snake peppersoup.

magazineguy:
This is totally wrong as a consultant.

You didn't wake up one morning and became a consultant, you had a bit of your own experience before venturing into consultancy.
It is his business and he has decided to invest 7.5M into it and he came here for better exposure and maybe to motivates others. Talking down on his business move may send a form of discouragement to him. Most times it is best to have your own first-hand experience yourself.

When i first ventured into farming on two plots of land, some older men tried managing my funds giving advice here and there. In the end there was no profit, lost the farm and I felt bad towards them.

Now I have my 8 plots of land and doing it my way with happiness and joy. From time to time I seek advice which I believe is why the op brought it here for better advice.

Very good advice.But I will like to ask what sort of crop you are into.

Yuneehk:
Full Blood Count. Go to a medical laboratory to get the test done. I don't know her reason for asking you to do FBC tho.

Try not to use sponge to have your bath, don't also dry your body with a towel and let's see what happens.

See a doctor too

This is exactly what works for me.

Pls which fta channel is showing the premier league?

@op,in a nutshell you are saying that there is no voodoo,right?If so,please where are you.I am in Ibadan,if you can spare spare sometime out of your busy schedule to come down to Ibadan.We can organise a little show with some volunteers from nairaland to come witness it.There is a guy here,if he hits you with an amulet,you won't stand up until he gives you the antidote.If you doubt it,let's put this together.

Edopesin:
Its Beta To Put Super Eagles Player Instead Of Arsenal Cos Tha Guy No Get Hope For Arsenal

Nwakali IS NOT an arsenal player.He signed for EVERTON football club.I don't know the problem with some posters on nairaland,wether they are ignorant or being mischievous.Their misinformation is getting worrisome.I am sorry for shouting,just wanted to get that off my chest.

Please house I can't hit green on 10804 H 30000 on 16e.What am I doing wrong?

babyboy4every1:
I created a topic some weeks back "Snail and grasscutter ebook for free", where i was able to send to more than 100 people. Now, i converted a dog cage to a snail pen where i have hunted for more than 250 pieces. I have the three species, achantina achantina, achantina fulica, and achachantina maginata. Today, i cleaned my pen, to know exactly how many snails i have. And to separate the eggs. I have a total of 286 pieces of snails.
Infact, the eggs were uncountable. If i have to guess the number, it should not less than 10000 eggs. Infact, the way these guys lay their eggs is becoming too much. I have separated some eggs last two weeks and they are hatching already. I separated them with some eggs in a keg. And some eggs in a Tyre.
Ilm scared, if these eggs hatch, where will input them?

I just come across this thread.Please kindly send me the free ebook on snail and grasscutter.My email is oladat24@gmail.com.
Thanks in advance.

VIPERVENOM:
Mtn. Its fast and u can get 3gb for 1k........if you're on pulse

Can you please tell me how?

Conversion:
did you download any phone boosting/ battery saving app

Yes I did.Is that the problem?

Yes I did.Is that the problem?

Please,the gps on 'location access' on my phone is always switching itself on whenever I switch on data.I've severally switch it off to no avail.Please what can I do to stop it?

I wonder why people are getting excited over this.It is obviously a fake news,cos there is no single quote from the minister.

hobermener:
The president who appointed you does not have a secondary school leaving certificate, mallam you should be ashamed of that!!!

Northern Elites like you and buhari indefatiguably promote illiteracy and early child marriage in the north while your kids study at some of the best schools in the world, only to graduate to become full time housewives and child bearing machines to the kids of other northern oligarchs, mallam you should also be ashamed of that!!!

Hunger and starvation is so prevalent in the north that kids scarvenge for food in dust bins and trash cans, while the privileged few of your kind live in stupendous luxury and comfort, mallam you should be ashamed of that too.
Indeed the north is one giant symbol of our backwardness as a nation!!!

Did you read the post or are you just in a hurry to vent your hate?Or better still,you lack the ability to comprehend what you read?Now,go back and read the post,translate it to the language you understand best and come back to comment.

adenine02:
bros i served in Kano
d sch av two shifts (morin n aftanun)
n both shifts combine av close to 1500

1 sch in 1 local gov in 1 stat
e in d north

so giv me 1 example of such school in IMO

Tell him!

africanusvu:
U mean a junior schl in war ravaged Borno state hav 83teachers? then hw many teachers hav Queens college lagos.there is something mischivous about this nig state.last time.it claimd boko kidnapd 270 candidates frm one scl writing PHYSICS alone.while we cant get upto 200 candidate for physic in an entire LGA in educatinn state like IMO.even in this schl wit 83 teachers.students ar stil siting on d floor.D NORTH IS A CHEAT

What are saying?Do you mean that its not possible to have such numbers?I laugh at your ignorance.I attended army children school,Zaria.When I was in primary 3,we had 8 classroom(A-H),I was in class 3C,and there were 83 pupils in that class alone.In my secondary school,the classes were A to J and the least classroom occupy in the region of 60!When I sat for my junior waec,there was 500plus candidates.You can verify these if you can go to the major cities in the north and visit their schools.

@ op,can you please describe this lady?I mean,what does she look like.

The Bishop of the Living Faith Church worldwide, Dr. David Oyedepo, has appealed to those criticising the school fees charged by Covenant University to desist to avoid incurring the wrath of God.

Oyedepo, in a telecast to a pre-Shiloh 2016 Convention gathering of the church monitored via satellite in Jos on Saturday, said the critics were acting in ignorance and risked incurring the wrath of God.

He said one of such critic, who was smitten with a strange plague of chronic mouth odour over the act, only received spiritual pardon following his confession and “my intervention before he was restored to dignity”.

Oyedepo said the issue of school fees paid by students of the university was a godly agenda to meet the demands of raising godly children in an environment conducive for learning.

He said such criticisms were products of ignorance as what students pay could not be compared with what obtained elsewhere that lacked facilities.

He said, “The school fees has Gods approval and is in accordance with the quality of facilities provided by the university in meeting the educational needs of the nation.”

He said the church in its pioneering role in pushing the frontiers of education with excellence had concluded plans to establish offshore universities.

The cleric said a fully automated Bible press by the church had been completed and would be launched soon.

Source:Saturday Punch.