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Well done poster, ur writing style made d imagination of d 'dishes' horrorful...why us...the chickens cried. Nawa for d monkey brain ooo...haba hammer, spoon, fork, scoop den swallow in addition to the monkey's cry....

mortuary attendant
dead body washer
suicide bomber
traffic warden
bank security
highway patrol
lawyers seff

@Jeffizy wetin Ekiti people do u oooooo u no even talk say our Brothers from D*ep*r Life.

The Fockers(little fockers)
The Dictator
Jack and Jill
Our Id*ot Brother
A Thousand Words

Cool! He is a boyfriend and he beats, when he becomes husband he wil strangulate and injure you to your satisfaction. I hope ur mom knows her Daughter is taking Sh*t from a so called boyfriend of daughter's. Madam Abeg Wakeup! You choose Who You Fall inLuv wit.

Wwn in ur bid to form for pretty gals in ur school and while passing unda a tree, bats excretes on your extra starched shirt.

You further feel punished wen d night before a long disatnt travel u ate too much watery beans and alltru d jorni u stomach kips rumbling, grumbling and accompanied wit killer farts. Consequently it attracts powerful and konk curses and abuses...;ust accept u av bin punished!!!

Nawa o. Sad news. However for every damage done, the students will surely pay for all.

OAU Ife. Part 1, Awo hall block 3. 11 people in a room built for 2 but allocated to 6 students.
Part 2, Angola hall, room built for 4, allocated to 12 but housing 18.
Part 3, Fajuyi hall annexe, room built for 2, allocated to 6, housed 10.
Part 4, Awolowo hall again, but dis time, we were between 19 ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊‎​ 21 depending on d day of d week.
Part 5, Fajuyi hall medical floor, 3 in a room.

No Ordinary Family,

Human Target, Realy Nice!

Never will Govt and her parastatals accept a fault, always shifting the blame. Even When the Registration was manual, the printer and stationery suppliers were the ones to Blame.

If he is truly your friend he should understand ur feelings in dis regard, Relationship is a mutual commitmet!

Nairaland Rocks 100 times dan Facebook. Do u get 2 discus Both d Relevant n d irrels on Facebook, Nairaland is So Much Fun!

Unaaa god is wonderful and Fearful, those twins are wonderfully and fearfully made, no try God atalll ooo.

Left for me, the present home page is okay and cool

i will do the job. ;d

Huuuum FISH. I love eating fish. Expecially Smoked Fish GBEDE in yoruba, very yummmy. Also try catfish EJA OLOPAin Yoruba simply Delicious.

Huuuum FISH. I love eating fish. Expecially Smoked Fish GBEDE in yoruba, very yummmy. Also try catfish EJA OLOPAin Yoruba simply Delicious.

mine plssssssss

U no go wan use Werepe for powder neither will u  kiss an hotplate or makeup for Fowl or use a lipstick for an orangutan

U no go wan use Werepe for powder neither will u kiss an hotplate or makeup for Fowl or use a lipstick for an orangutan

The Value of Money,

The Value of Money,

Excuse me, Was He arrested or Summoned for Questioning which I Heard took EFCC 8hrs. EFCC self!!!

The Only Constant thing is CHANGE!!!!. Its a 50-50 chance, a stingy man can change.

Also a fat Salary package can be TEMPTING!!!!!

Well it depends on conditions attached to the job, the nature and character of such father-in-law and level of fammiliarity before I can accept such a job.

Wonderful scores, I hope they would be admitted in the university and the course of their choices

First of all, thats is STEALING, in fact Grade one type. Bros make una sorry, ave you made complaint to the branch manager? if she can withdraw from your account without your assent, then that means other customers of the bank are NOT SAFE atall. All the best. By the way you can employ me as your lawyer if u want a redress in court, you can sue for damages, I CHARGE 15% OF THE DAMAGES because it is YOU.

The very Beginning of Skin Cancer, Very dangerous, ladies and even guys be extra careful with cosmetics