0temSapien:
Funny
Rural rugged things
NCCF and its subtle way of asking corpers to donate their first #19,800 allowee to da lord.
U go fear hunger na

fuckerstard:
They want some of your curves perhaps

Lanre4uonly:
Good to know there was no casualty.
Kudos to the LASEMA response unit for their quick response.

muykem:
Buhari is absolutely correct and sincere. We need to change our mentality and improve ourselves. You all know the truth, how many of you wrote WAEC, GCE, UME on your own?

NwaAmaikpe:



One 042 brother ji egwu uka eri oru.
Those who know know.

If Frank was truly born-again and spirit-filled as he fools us, he will stand nowhere near a worthless sinner like Patrick let alone take a photograph with him.

BlowBack:
There was this Gorilla at Calabar zoo, who the zoo keepers sold food to him.

The gorilla made cash for himself in his enclosure by entertaining visitors.

The zoo keeper in-charge of feeding the Gorilla only fed it when the Gorilla parted with his hard earned money.

The Gorilla was also addicted to Cigarettes as the zookeepers found out early that the Gorilla could make money by showing of to the public his smoking skills.

However, this also made the Gorilla addicted to cigarettes and so, other than having to buy his food from the zookeepers, the Gorilla had to also fund his expensive smoking habit.

If I recall, we used to call him Big Joe

ShadowFighter:


I know what u are thinking, but I won't say it too.