ahnie: I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.
I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers. My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.
So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.
I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.
I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate
Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?
I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.
From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).
He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.
I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.
I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.
Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.
E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.
Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.
I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.
Sis, may God bless you abundantly. Shey una see my life?
As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength. I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.
If I come beg you money, you nor go give me So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.
Mikester: Good evening, I posted this here cause of traffic. Pls help me out. Thanks.
I have this issue that has been bothering me. A dirty nail from a garbage heap at a site I went to work punctured my right foot last 2 weeks both front and middle of my right leg. I yanked it out causing little of the blood to flow out and I managed to walk to get a bus back to my hometown.
On arrival, I heat up a little cover of red oil on a knife and applied it at the two spots and afterwards closed up the injury with the knife, bearing the pain the whole while.
Eventually, Last week about two - five days, I could walk a bit well but after some time, the pain started to get back and now for the past three days, the leg began swelling up to what we have in the picture.
I consulted a pharmacist and she gave me some drugs including ampiclox (don't know if I got the spelling right) assuring me it will work.
I begun the dosage yesterday but I am a bit worried cause the swelling begun some days ago when I tried using hot water to try quicken the healing.
I just want to be sure if the hot water isn't going to negate the effects of the drugs I'm taking cause I'm in pains here. Thanks for your submissions.
Pls help for more audience.
Go see the doctor asap! Or else it'll result to tetanus and it may ruin your whole leg.. i pray your leg don't get amputated. ��
Same too.. bola been dey control lagos and lagos is progressing imagine him been the president of Nigeria how do you think Nigeria would be under his regime.. i would like him, Osinbajo or fashola to be Nigeria president.. intellectual people.
Nasri100: You are the ones to suffer. Amazon will just increase the prices of things you buy from them to cover up the tax. You think an established American company will pay tax to a shit hole Nigeria? Wake up.
Expect more increase in what you buy from Amazon son. It’s your money back to the government HAHAHA
Amazon self na scam, if i tell you say i dey pay tax for america and i no reside for there oo.. their shipping fee are very expensive asf!
Newsmic: The maiden Lagos State Food Festival kicked off on Sunday 13th December, 2021 with an unfamiliar chef – Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu of Lagos State, IgbereTV reports.
The Governor who was dreesed in a black apron set up the symbolic outdoor kitchen and prepared stir fried rice, the official meal of the occasion, in the full glare of the public.
Sanwo-Olu assisted the guest chef, White Money – winner of 2021 Big Brother Naija – to deliver the Lagos delicacy made from onion, smoked fish, mixed granules of bonga fish and crayfish, pepper and seasoning.
The audience roared in excitement, as the Governor and White Money served the hot meal to sensory panelists who confirmed the quality of the cuisine.
This marked the beginning of the event organised by the Ministry of Agriculture at the Justice Muri Okunola Park in Victoria Island. The initiative, formerly known as Seafood Festival, is a yearly event hosted by the State Government to exhibit local delicacies and agricultural commodities produced in Lagos for international market.
After declaring the event open, Sanwo-Olu moved round to have one-on-one engagements with tradesmen who brought their products for exhibition.
There were more than 300 different foods, drinks, aqua products and agricultural commodities exhibited at the event. There was also a variety of games for children on the field.
The Governor encouraged the sellers to take advantage of the Lagos State Employment Trust Fund (LSETF) to grow their businesses, noting that part of the event’s objectives was to boost the entrepreneurial spirit of the residents.
Sanwo-Olu said the administration remained committed to promoting growth of Micro Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs), adding that his Government continually carried out reforms to ensure ease of doing business in Lagos.
Describing the Lagos Food Festival, Governor Sanwo-Olu wrote on his Instagram handle;
AnonPoet: How a loan app wiped out my account and left me broke
See me see trouble o! one loan app in this country, (I will not mention their name yet) has wiped my entire life savings and they have left me dead broke. Around early February this year my friend told me about a business that i can invest in and get good profit by the end of the year. Usual na, I got excited about the project and I had to make sure I hustle the money anyway, anyhow; that was how I remember that I saw one advert on facebook, so I went to the Facebook page and I copied the WhatsApp number from the page. Naso it start o! they asked me to register, write my mothers name, my office even collect my BVN and card details join!! Haba! I should have known.
I took the loan even with the high interest because I didn't have a choice and guy man gats make sweet cash. The 1st instalment i paid, 2nd instalment i delayed for 2 days...honestly no be my fault i even tried reaching out to them for small time more but no one answered. That's how the 3rd instalment came these loan app cleared all my account o! They removed all the money in my account claiming they couldn't be patient anymore! I've called & called but they didn't answer me! Next thing their representatives dey insult me!
Guys, I want to know what to do o! Is this how all loan apps do? they will shame you and suck your account dry? Abeg people talk o! what can I do?
Okay, this guy self seems confusing.. inside the dumpass selense music he showed us a face me and slap you house as his former apartment.. but now e talk say em' get house before bb9 ja
WillyWonda1: Right now I don’t even know what to think anymore.
My girlfriend of 2 years just got back from Ukraine after her master’s degree program and since then, she’s been frequently coming to stay with me since I’ve been on land and working from my office.
Last week, I was billed to go to our Portharcourt office because our vessel berthed there. So immediately I got the mail, I decided to quickly dash home, pick a few things I’d be needing and then move. So it happened that the electric current in the neighborhood was relatively low and couldn’t pump water and my generator isn’t in good shape. So she made arrangements for a generating set to pump water( she told me over the phone).
When I got home, I decided to park outside the gate since I was moving almost immediately. On entering the gate, I saw her and a certain boy carrying the generator to return cos the tank was already filled (she said she called the guy to help with the gen. They know each other before she traveled out).
So I just greeted them casually and they put the gem in my car and went to return it. So I decided to have a quick bath before embarking on my journey. To my greatest surprise, I saw a used condom wrapper in the bathroom. At that point, my whole body system changed and I couldn’t even bathe again. I just wore my clothes, and waited for her to return with my car so I could move. Not long after, she came back and I just told her to call me and explain what’s in the bathroom then I zoomed off. She claims she doesn’t know anything about the condom, then later told me it was the guy that came with his girlfriend.
I’ve not picked her calls since then cos I don’t even know what to think anymore. Please I need advice guys. I’ve not been home since last week cos I’m so disappointed in her. A part of me wants to forgive her, but I’m being skeptical.
Guys please advise me cos I can’t trust her anymore. I’m devastated right now. I can’t even work well.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Customer Gave Me Heavenly Currency Last Sunday. by Olam09(m): 3:31pm On Dec 15, 2021
send your aza make i celebrate am for you guys..
idiot! Okairika... she dey form
