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Ogbona soup bye..

BABANGBALI:
Must he wear his costumes before doing this?

Nope he wasn't dressed in the costume. That's his old pics.. i watch Foluke daramola IG page yesterday as she solicits for help for him.

Na why i no wan go Nollywood style be that i rather wait for years to go Hollywood just like john boyega.

Yes

halfbloodprince:
Those jeans looks pretty tight, might have cut circulation to his brain. And both of them look like their biggest priorities at the moment should be proper nutrition

ah kai!

Lol.. if i beg her ma bend

She use to do that to me all the time, she'll show up late so me self dey always do am for her..

Foreverdope:
Residents lament over the invasion of famished monkeys into their homes in Lekki, Lagos

Watch videos below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqcfTQFqvFM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afpo-dov3Qk


Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

This would probably be the monkeys inside Lekki conservation center I'm very sure.

What about causalities

Sufferness at it's peak

Prettydevil:
I’m asking a very sincere question because I am feeling like I’m going crazy, people bow at me when I walk past them, I kid you not. Which kind adoration needs this? I think I will run mad soon o

Picture or i donbelieveit

Do gay nigbayen

Me i dey always swear for wrong number if it keeps calling oo

This guy is a joke

Tboymessiah:
All the story is about you

Not me bro I'm not a fool..

Okay oo.. keep on the good work yahoo guys..
I sha know say karma knows everyone address oo.

Sonnobax15:

A similar thing once happened to my elder bro friend...Na once the guy arrange some of him fellow close nigha men to track her reach her mama house......The luck wey the guy get na be say he dey keep all the tellerd wey he dey use send her money all those while for school......Na once she knee down and begin shed tears,dey beg...But the guy no gree forgive her..

Wetin pain the guy na be say she even send the guy invitation via WhatsApp......Las las,her mum gats raise money to settle the guy...

If I dey kind to you,no think say I be fool....just that,I dey naturally nice..

No body be mugu

E happen to one of my guy man too, em dey sponsor one fine girl like that for close to 3 years.. you no go believe me say the guy don spend more than a million naira ontop this ungrateful girl.. they guy pay em waec money, neco money, jamb fee and many other stuff em dey always give her feeding money i think 700 or 1k a day.. Meanwhile the girl don turn olosho now dey give my guy man attitude. That my guy man self just dump we com dey tell am say make em drop the motherfucker e talk say e just wan dey yansh am omo.. some guys are just very foolish. Her parent knows about their relationship and how the guy has been helping her since all this years dem no even fit talk sense to her daughter.

I case my close

Wow

Saka

Explorers:
1. Crying too long after being beaten.

2. Not crying after being beaten.

3. Crying without being beaten.

4. Standing where elders are sitting.

5. Sitting while elders are standing.

6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated.

7. Eating food prepared for visitors.

8. Refusing to eat.

9. Coming back home after sunset.

10. Eating at the neighbour's home.

11. Generally being too moody.

12. Generally being too excited.

13. Losing a fight with older age mate.

14. Winning a fight with your age mate.

15. Eating too slowly.

16. Eating too quickly.

17. Eating too much.

18. Not finishing your food.

19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate.

20. Eating and talking.

21. Eating your meat before finishing the food.

22. Dropping oil on your clothes while eating.

23. When you eat your launch before 2:00pm.

24. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up.

25. Dragging your feet while walking.

26. Stumbling and falling while walking

27. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.

28. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.

29. When an elder is talking to you and you blink.

30. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink.

31. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye.

32. When your mates are playing street football and you join them.

33. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them.

34. When you don't wash your dish after eating.

35. When you wash your dish improperly.

36. When you almost break your dish.

37. When you break your dish.

38. When you bite your nails.

39. When you don't bathe.

40. When you bathe too quickly.

41. When you take too long to bathe.

42. When you take too much toothpaste on your brush.

43. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving.

44. When a car almost knocks you down.

45. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.

46. For not answering when spoken to.

47. For answering back when spoken to.

48. Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.

49. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.

50. Greeting/prostrating with only one hand or hands not touching the ground. Ladies going on one knee.

51. Misplacing your pencil, biro, erazer, sharpener or mathematical set in school.

52. Misplacing your Songs of Praise(SOP).

53. Misplacing your Brighter Grammer.

54. Writing on your textbook or coming home with torn textbooks or notebooks.

55. Coming back home with dirty, rough uniform/socks and damaged sandals.

56. Sending you on errands and you stay too long.

57. Sending you on errands and you forgot what you're asked to buy, or you bought something different, or you broke the egg or poured the grind pepper away on the way.

58. Going to neighbors room&parlour to watch TV.

59. Going to a girl's house to ask after her from her Dad/mum sitting outside in the evening. You've killed her.

60. Sleeping in the Living room.

bro you too much..

Hmm

Decades ago.. unless dem dey play radio inside BRT bus only

Eyah.. sorry bro

They shouldn't worry.. God said he's gonna trouble the water

Bvmsson:
I'm not surprised..... Christmas is here already.
I remember when I was quite younger we used to be warned never to talk to strangers especially during the yulitude because that's when kidnapping for money ritual is at its zenith. But coming to the south East to school just made me realize that most money rituals and kidnapping were more rampant in the the south west.

The people that did this will never know peace and live long but unfortunately na them dey live long and die peaceful deaths sef....

You're speaking out of ignorance.. why the fùck would you say that they were used for ritual.. this is a mishap from the kids.. kids can be very stupid at times playing with what they were not supposed to play with.. they might be doing mommy and daddy stuffs.. i know what I'm saying because there are some kids in my area to that can play with almost everything they come across.. that's why we're always locking my 5 years old kid sister at home..

Psycho

Hotspotbro:
is it possible to change a phone's Microusb port to USB C?I'm tired of borrowing someone charger and after he damages it, he'll start using religious BS to go over it...

Nope you have to get another phone with type C charging port..

Congratulations

OneKinGuy:
I don't share my charges anymore. Reason is because it's a 33w charger and replacing will be around 4-6k. It's also a type c so chances of people owning a type c port is very small. Even if someone owns it, If they like they should call me wicked. I NO DEY SHARE!

The fact be say people wey dey use type C too no dey borrow charger because na the same borrow me charger pursue them go buy type c phone.. na wetin make me change my phone to type C usb..

Brainard22:
It's high time I stop giving these bannies in my town my charger
Since one of the bannies used it and confirmed it's fast charge feature and strong current flow

She went and ran her big mouth now all of Dem want to use this charger

Make e no go blow...


(If you know you know)

Samsung charger right?