₦airaland Forum

AishaDant:
I have forgotten what I wanted to say sef.

Oh I remember some part now.

Well, most Nigerian men don't value love. If you don't value something, how are you going to look after it or even deserve it?

coming from a stingy person like you

BIZNess123:
Everytime will blame the government for everything..

What has CAN done to stop the hunger..

But you blame the devil when u are caught doing evil..

it's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Shalommy:
Chaii... The two are cute together. Make dem drop banter and gum body.

as you gum your own to the wall

Kollins11:
Correct guy!

If na me, I go kiss my bride so passionately at the front of her parent. Infact I go even raise her gown up, shift her pant then begin to thrust in and out in presence of everybody while they spray us money.

you're an idiot

mariahAngel:
I thought it was kanda.

that's hausa

Dshocker:
Peter Obi is a miracle worker and the messiah we need in Nigeria...

that's exactly how you people brought buhari into power, messiah indeed

Chioma4eva:
I mean they toast you for weeks endlessly and try to get your love and attention and when you finally give them the attention and give them the chance to win your heart and maybe after dates and probably sex, they lose interest and go cold. Why is this so? Is love dead in Nigeria?

no campaign after election

LordviccoDaGuru:
Go hug transformer

two of you deserve each other

abobote:
An average defender for 70M punds, and people are ok with it coz he an English player.

Man U signed an attacker with so much potential for 84M pounds, and haters want to bring down the roof, without considering that not playing in champions league, will always make them to pay more

fofana is not an English player

maureensylvia:
Good

That boy too like sex phew

you can apply for it if you like

AmazingELixir:



Kamaru Usman the only positive name known globally to come from up NuT, unfortunately the shine is taken away from the fact that the champ was nurtured and brought to limelight abroad....his brothers have taken over our forests chasing wildlife away and terrorizing Nigerians.

the guy is from Edo state

Haakeem:
Good for her(kidding).

I came across a post on fb and it goes like this.

Henry bleach his skin with tattoo and goes to party everytime.

Paul is a handsome man but very gentle.

Peter is a drunkard and a smoker but does'nt womanize.

Ladies, who would you go for?.

Can you imagine 70% of the ladies choosed peter(enhe naw)?.

One even typed in rubbish saying she does'nt like dull men, so she would go for peter{okay we hear}.

I repeat again,good for her(kidding).

Mr choosed, you're doing well sir

flejnr2:
Since Tinubu win the primaries the race no sweet me again

add sugar/honey mbok

TuFab:
Let me answer for her, yes she is.

you must be part of the gang too

Islandlady:
YES!!!

Meanwhile vampires at night after jumping into the red pool thinking it's a pool of blood

are you one of them?

MadamVanessa:




My smart intelligent and hansom Peter Obi is the best candidate and he's winning flawlessly. God bless the incoming.


Nigerians I take God beg you people, make we get am right this time, abeg na.

avoid mkpurumiri

gloryhomemaker:
Thank you bibianna. I appreciate people wey sabi...

come cook am for me nah

God1000:
What's he looking for again

senate presidency, that's the deal he made with atiku

successmatters:
Akpabio should hang on in there, since the south west aspirants cannot step down for their south east brothers, let south south hang in there and divide the votes further.


Except the south come together and love themselves, they will continue to fall to northern manipulation.

Peter Obi for president , because he is most qualified, and because its the turn of the south east.

be deceiving yourself

PrincessofDSS:
It’s a slip of tongue for what’s to come

madam boot

Asabe4:
Sigh!

It appears "some people "are not ready for Primaries.

As much as this is an interesting season,it just re-enforces my belief that Nigeria cannot get better, atleast not anytime soon.

Sad reality!

pessimistic creature

9gerian:
Do magistrate courts try murder cases, anyone?

This is the kind of case that the IGP should be Interested in, hence all resources should be deployed to secure the prisons, and get other suspects seen in the video arrested for inclusion in the trial.

the killers were not charged for murder

Jashub:
This is now becoming a norm in northern Nigeria , and I still do not know why the autistic Osibanjo and his demented crew in Aso Rock have not come out to pressure security operatives to arrest the luciferian animals committing such atrocities

I don't know how some of you reason, is Osinbajo your president

obembet:
What Stephanie Otobo and apostle Suleman did in secret is not my problem, as Long as it's not rape What pastor said about
nudity Is not my problem.

My priority is how to leave this country

I want to Japa before Inec announce Tinubu as next president

you look like otobo

illicit:
The sins of the father shall be visited on the daughter

you're so damn evil

Olamila:
Hello nairaland I'm so afraid right now because of what is happening to my vital part (pnis).

Since last week I have being having discomfort in my pnis after sxx with my girlfriend. So I didn't know what is causing it, I tot it was due to rough sxx drive that my pnis was paining me but everything changed when I discovered something was dropping out of my pipe so I went to a secret place to take a deep look and i discovered it's doesn't look like what I have seen before in my life.

So I began to research online and saw it could be gonorrhoea, although I haven't done any test to be factual but with the description of the symptoms I can be sure I'm correct in my assertion.

Now I have checked myself for the last 3 months (sex record) no sex with anyone else or even throughout the moment I met her. I have tried to be careful with my sex life maintaining only her as a sex partner.

She is in her early 20s and I know that girls at this age have high sex drive but what kept me confused is that she always says that I'm the only one that she normally sxx with ever since we met. She only said her ex tried little but her major sxx life is with me ever since we met.

Now I don't know what to do with her or believe because this issue of infection is very hard for me to bear. I don't like hearing it that's even why I prefer to masturbate than intercourse because to be honest condoms things isn't really my thing. She claims she loves me and I'm seeing it at least she's trying compared to others I have met before but the issue now is that I can't just imagine myself keep treating infection or I don't no what she's doing at my back whether the infection is natural or she caught it with someone. I'm confused I met her since last year. Please I need advice help a brother I'm one of you guys.

This image is about second handed phone I warned her not to buy but she bought it now I just discovered, an the phone had started giving her issues just within a day.

you're joking with your life

MadamVanessa:




Sleeping with the corpse for 4days? this type of weird behavior I often heard it in western countries.

Justice for Precious Okeke.

The idiotic boyfriend should be kill immediately.

Since I discovered the joy in dildos, I have never wish or consider having a boyfriend again.

good for you idiat

simpleseyi:
Too bad.

You should have dragged everybody to the shrine. When the little witch sees the gods, she will start peeing on her self. Maybe Fulani herdsmen have finally raped her to death as she wished several years back or she might have aborted a pregnancy for one of her Sugar daddies and end up in the grave.

you're heartless dude

SankaraSo:
They've succeeded in destroying this boy mentally


Foolish Yoruba people who can't be objective in anything.

your case is different

MadamVanessa:




My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

your case is a lost cause

UyaiIncomparabl:
I love her thick thighs.

How do I get thicker thighs?

download it