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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing
long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the
mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get ...in the shower. Use wash cloth , long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone...Wash your hair once with
cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition
your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face
with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and
legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet
surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.. Get out of
shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing
long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you
see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in
the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your
nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart
and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on
the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to
notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out
of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and
fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you
pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is
anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is
something SO very wrong with you.

Wait

Smh..

He's the younger brother of segun Demuren( EME Boss)

A two-legged dog who has earned to walk upright has been made an honorary sergeant in the U.S. army for inspiring disabled war veterans. Faith, an eight-year old labrador- chow cross is a favourite at army bases and hospitals, where she 'marches'
around on her hind legs, dressed in a military jacket.
Her owner Jude Stringfellow, from Oklahoma City, is now trying to bring the remarkable canine to Britain to meet troops wounded in Afghanistan.
'Faith seems to inspire these young men. It's very
emotional watching them respond to her,' Ms Stringfellow
said.
'She shows what can be achieved against the odd. I'd
love her to bring a smile to the lips of British soldiers.'
The dog was born with one front leg missing and the
other, which was severely deformed, had to be
amputated.
Her mother rejected it but Ms Stringfellow's son Reuben,
18, found the tiny animal and brought it up.
He and his mother had to carry the puppy for the first few
months of her life, but eventually helped her learn to walk
by using peanut butter on a spoon as a lure.
The little dog now moves quickly, and with confidence,
and has even become a minor celebrity, appearing
regularly on U.S. talk shows.
Ms Stringfellow, who runs a website devoted to her dog,
said she receives hundreds of emails and letters each
day.
Her decision to take Faith to veterans' hospitals was
inspired by her son's service in Iraq.
Popular: Faith is a regular on U.S. TV shows and has
provided hope to injured war veterans
Hope: Faith's owner is hoping to bring the dog to
Britain to meet injured soldiers
'She just walks around barking and laughing and excited
to see them all,' she said.
'There is a lot of crying, pointing and surprise. From
those who have lost friends or limbs, there can be
silence. Some will shake my hand and thank me, some
will pat her on the head. There is a lot of quiet, heartfelt,
really deep emotion.'. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303762/Meet-Faith-legged-dog-inspiring-injured-troops.html

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The Intempo skyscraper in Benidorm—a disgusting
vacation spot in the Spanish east coast—is a horrible
symbol of Spain's real estate bubble and greed. It's also
a perfect example of the country's disgraceful lack of
planning: it doesn't have elevators for half of it.
As an Spaniard, I look at this and I can only feel the
most absolute of the embarrassments. But then again,
if the entire state is brimming with corruption and
dishonesty—from the head of the state to the politicians
in almost all the parties, banks, companies and even
some judges—I can't really expect anything else but
this. The Intempo skyscraper in Benidorm, Spain—standing
proud in this image—was designed to be a striking
symbol of hope and prosperity, to signal to the rest of
the world that the city was escaping the financial crisis.
Sadly, the builders forgot to include a working elevator.
In fairness, the entire construction process has been
plagued with problems, reports Ecnonomia. Initially
funded by a bank called Caixa Galicia, the finances
were recently taken over by Sareb – Spain’s so-called
"bad bank" – when the mortgage was massively written
down.
In part, that was a function of the greed surrounding the
project. Initially designed to be a mere 20 storeys tall,
the developers got over-excited and pushed the height
way up: now it boasts 47 storeys, and will include 269
homes.
But that push for more accommodation came at a cost.
The original design obviously included specifications for
an elevator big enough for a 20-storey building. In the
process of scaling things up, however, nobody thought
to redesign the elevator system—and, naturally, a 47-
storey building requires more space for its lifts and
motor equipment. Sadly, that space doesn't exist.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the architects working on the
project have resigned, and it remains unclear exactly
how the developers will solve the problem. Can we
recommend the stairs? gizmodo.com/the-builders-of-this-spanish-skyscraper-forgot-the-elev-1065152844/1065886340

A Florida mother charged with shaking her baby to death has pleaded guilty to second degree murder. Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested in January for killing her 3-month- old baby Dylan Lee Edmondson.
Tobias told investigators that she became enraged
because she was playing a computer game called
Farmville on Facebook and the baby wouldn't stop
crying.
The Jacksonville resident entered her plea on
Wednesday and is facing life in prison.
However, Prosecutor Richard Mantei said that Tobias'
sentence could be reduced because of state guidelines
that call for 25 to 50 years.
Presiding circuit Judge Adrian G. Soud gave no
indication as to what sentence he'll order during a
sentencing hearing scheduled for December.
Mr Mantei said outside the courtroom that Tobias' plea
means she will not have a jury trial and the family won't
have to relive the tragedy.
Tobias told authorities that after becoming annoyed by
her baby crying, she shook the tot.
She said she then smoked a cigarette to compose
herself but then picked him up and shook him again.
Tobias said that the baby may have hit his head during
the shaking.
Games like Farmville on the social networking site can
be very addictive with players spending hours on it.
FarmVille is an application on Facebook owned by the
company Zynga who after just 3 years in operation is
now worth $5.61billion.
Addictive: Farmville is the most popular application
on Facebook and has a total of 62 million active
users
The game is a real-time farm simulation that allows
players to manage a virtual farm by plowing land,
planting, growing and harvesting virtual crops.
The game is Facebook's most popular application with
over 62 million active users and over 24.6 million
Facebook application fans.
It hasn't been without controversy however as the
company has been accused of scamming users through
misleading offers, such as filling in bogus surveys or IQ
tests which in fact subscribed them to unwanted services
which appeared on their phone bill or sent them an ad
through email. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324599/Mother-pleads-guilty-shaking-baby-death-interrupting-playing-Farmville.html

1. Major Summerford
Struck by lightning... 4 times!
A British officer, Major Summerford,
while fighting in the fields of
Flanders in February 1918 was
knocked off his horse by a flash of
lightning and paralyzed from the
waist down.
Summerford retired and moved to Vancouver. One day
in 1924, as he fished alongside a river, lightning hit the
tree he was sitting under and paralyzed his right side.
Two years later Summerford was sufficiently recovered
that he was able to take walks in a local park.
He was walking there one summer day in 1930 when a
lightning bolt smashed into him, permanently paralyzing
him. He died two years later. But lightning sought him out
one last time.
Four years later, during a storm, lightning struck a
cemetery and destroyed a tombstone. The deceased
buried here? Major Summerford.
2. John Lyne
Suffered 16 major accidents in his life. As a teen, he
felt from a tree; on his way back from hospital, his
bus crashed.
John Lyne could well be Britain's
unluckiest man. 'Calamity John'
has suffered 16 major accidents
in his life, including lightning
strikes, a rock-fall in a mine and
three car crashes. 'I don't think
there is any reason or explanation. Things could have
been much worse and I could have died but it doesn't
worry me too much.'
Mr Lyne's mishaps cover a lifetime and he has even
been known to suffer two accidents at once. As a child,
he fell off a horse and cart – only to be run over by a
delivery van. When he was a teenager, he broke his arm
falling from a tree.
On his way back from hospital, his bus crashed, breaking
the same arm in another place. The date, of course, was
Friday the 13th.
3. William "Bud" Post
won the lottery, but got sued by everyone and finally
went broke and died
William "Bud" Post won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania
lottery in 1988 but now lives on his Social Security. "I
wish it never happened. It was totally a nightmare," says
Post.
A former girlfriend successfully sued him for a share of
his winnings. It wasn't his only lawsuit. A brother was
arrested for hiring a hit man to kill him, hoping to inherit a
share of the winnings.
Other siblings pestered him until he agreed to invest in a
car business and a restaurant in Sarasota, Fla., - two
ventures that brought no money back and further
strained his relationship with his siblings. Post even
spent time in jail for firing a gun over the head of a bill
collector. Within a year, he was $1 million in debt.
Post admitted he was both careless and foolish, trying to
please his family. He eventually declared bankruptcy.
Now he lives quietly on $450 a month and food stamps.
"I'm tired, I'm over 65 years old, and I just had a serious
operation for a heart aneurysm. Lotteries don't mean
(anything) to me," said Post. He died on Jan 15 of
respiratory failure.
4. Frane Selak
Escaped from a derailed train, a door-less plane, a
bus crash, a car into flames, another 2 car
accidents... but then won $1,000,000 dollars on the
lottery!
Frane Selak (born 1929) is a
Croatian music teacher famous for
his numerous escapes from fatal
accidents:
In January, 1962, Selak was
traveling via train from Sarajevo to
Dubrovnik. However, the train had
suddenly derailed and plunged into
an icy river, killing 17 passengers. Selak managed to
escape, and only suffered a broken arm and minor
scrapes and bruises.
The following year, while traveling from Zagreb to Rijeka
when the door blew away from the cockpit, forcing him
out of the plane. Although 19 others were killed, he
suffered only minor injuries and had miraculously landed
in a haystack.
In 1966, he was riding on a bus that crashed and
plunged into a river. Four others were killed, but Selak
managed to escape unharmed.
In 1970, he managed to escape before a faulty fuel pump
engulfed his car into flames.
In 1973, another of Selak's cars caught fire, forcing fire
through the air vents. He suffered no injuries save the
loss of most of his hair.
In 1995, he was hit by a city bus, but once again suffered
minor injuries.
In 1996 he escaped when he drove off a cliff to escape
an oncoming truck. He managed to land in a tree, and
watched as his car exploded 300 feet below him.
In 2003 he won $1,000,000 dollars in the Croatian
lottery, and had stated that "I know God was watching
me over all these years." He has reputedly refused to fly
to Australia to air on a Doritos commercial, saying he
"didn't want to test his luck."[2]
He has said that he can either be looked as "the world's
unluckiest man, or the world's luckiest man," and prefers
the latter.
5. Evelyn Adams
Won the lottery twice, now lives on a trailer
"Winning the lottery isn't always what it's cracked up to
be," says Evelyn Adams, who won the New Jersey
lottery not just once, but twice (1985, 1986), to the tune
of $5.4 million. Today the money is all gone and Adams
lives in a trailer. "I won the American dream but I lost it,
too. It was a very hard fall. It's called rock bottom," says
Adams.
"Everybody wanted my money. Everybody had their
hand out. I never learned one simple word in the English
language - 'No.' I wish I had the chance to do it all over
again. I'd be much smarter about it now," says Adams,
who also lost money at the slot machines in Atlantic City.
"I was a big-time gambler," admits Adams. "I didn't drop a
million dollars, but it was a lot of money. I made
mistakes, some I regret, some I don't. I'm human. I can't
go back now so I just go forward, one step at a time."
6. Ann Hodges
The only person (on record) to have been hit by a
Meteorite
Ann Elizabeth Hodges (1923 - 1972) of Sylacauga,
Alabama is the only person of record to have been hit by
a meteorite. On November 30, 1954, she was napping
on her living room couch when a grapefruit-sized
meteoroid crashed through the roof of her house. It
bounced off her large wooden console radio, destroying
it, and struck her on the arm and hip. She was badly
bruised but able to walk.
As it streaked through the atmosphere, the meteor made
a fireball visible from three states, even though it fell
early in the afternoon. As the first documented case of an
extraterrestrial object hitting a person, the event received
worldwide publicity.
The United States Air Force sent a helicopter to take the
meteorite. Hodges' husband, Eugene, hired a lawyer to
get it back. The Hodgeses' landlord also claimed it,
wanting to sell it to cover the damage to the house.
There were offers of up to 5,000 U.S. dollars for the
meteorite. By the time the meteorite was returned to the
Hodgeses, over a year later, public attention had
diminished and they were unable to find a buyer willing to
pay much money.
Ms. Hodges was uncomfortable with the public attention
and the stress of the dispute over ownership of the
meteorite. Against her husband's wishes, she donated it
to the Alabama Museum of Natural History. It is an
ordinary chondrite stone (H4), and weighs about 8.5
pounds (4 kg). It is on display at the University of
Alabama.
7. Henry Ziegland
Killed by a very persistent bullet
Henry Ziegland thought he had dodged
fate. In 1883, he broke off a
relationship with his girlfriend who, out
of distress, committed suicide.
The girl's brother was so enraged that he hunted down
Ziegland and shot him.
The brother, believing he had killed Ziegland, then turned
his gun on himself and took his own life.
But Ziegland had not been killed. The bullet, in fact, had
only grazed his face and then lodged in a tree. Ziegland
surely thought himself a lucky man.
Some years later, however, Ziegland decided to cut
down the large tree, which still had the bullet in it. The
task seemed so formidable that he decided to blow it up
with a few sticks of dynamite. The explosion propelled
the bullet into Ziegland's head, killing him. www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2008/03/05/7-unluckiest-people-in-the-world.html

#1.
"Roppongi"
The last restaurant on our list
is so exclusive, it doesn’t even
have a name. To eat there
costs between two to eight
thousand dollars, and you
must be a member (to qualify
as a member, you must have
a yearly income in excess of
$175,000…well, in Yen). It’s a secretive, controversial
club located underground in Tokyo’s fashionable
Roppongi District. Where you have sex with your
food.
Playing with your food has never been taken so
literally. At the Roppongi club, you’ll get to make love
to your choice of a chicken, dog, pig, or goat; male or
female. At this point, unless you’ve overstepped your
bounds, the animal is still alive, and presumably
frisky.
Once the deed is done, you (and your family?
Guests? We’re not really sure what you want to do
here) retire to the dining area. In a matter of
minutes, you are presented with a delicious meal of
roasted whatever-animal-you-just-bleeped. The
restaurant is not forthcoming with many details, but
one imagines, largely for the sake of one’s sanity,
that the animal is cleaned out first.
Admittedly, this exclusive dining establishment is
not for everyone, but if you’re a rich person who has
literally exhausted every other human experience
(remember, that includes injecting heroin into your
eyeball), then why not top off your life of debauchery
with a humped dog?
As one of the patrons (who wished to remain
anonymous) stated, “the appeal of the place just
came about because when people have got money
and done everything else, they turn towards
bestiality.”
We’re on to you, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, J.K.
Rowling and Paul McCartney. Watch it. www.cracked.com/blog/9-restaurants-designed-to-ruin-your-appetite/

#2.
Fortezza Medicea
This exclusive restaurant in Voltera, Italy has tables
booked weeks in advance. In order to secure a table,
you and your guests will need to call ahead, submit
to full background checks, and, once on premises,
the maitre d’ and his helpful staff will frisk you and
take your cell phones and anything else they deem a
risk.
Why the precautions? Is it because their chicken
parmesan is so delicious, patrons have been known
to storm the kitchen, threatening the life of the cook
staff lest they reveal what Hell-demon they blew to
get the recipe? Yes, but also because Fortezza
Medicea is a maximum security prison.
Not only is it a prison, but the wait staff and cook
staff are all convicted inmates. The head chef is
doing life for murder, as is the piano player Bruno
(Bruno will take no requests. Do not speak to or make
eye contact with Bruno). The cooking is accomplished
entirely with plastic
utensils, for the safety
of the customers, and
added “casual” feel of
the establishment. Why,
dining at Fortezze
Medicea is just like
having a picnic! A picnic
with the mafia!
But not to worry; while
you eat, you will at all
times be under the hawk-like gaze of 20 prison
warders, just waiting for an inevitable violent escape
attempt. Will you be taken hostage at (plastic) knife-
point, used as a human shield by a convict, or simply
gunned down in the cross fire? It all adds to the
deliciousness of their signature red wine sauce.
Shanks, Fortezza Medicea, for proving that even
killers-for-hire can make an alfredo sauce that’s to
die for!

#3.
Eternity
If you’re anything
like us Cracked
writers, you can’t
count the number
of times you tried
to cheer up a
friend after a
death in their
family by
surprising them
with a trip to
Chuck E. Cheese’s. And no matter how many times
they run out of the building screaming, it never stops
being funny. Luckily, most will forgive you if you
present them with an eighty-ticket unbreakable
comb you won playing skee-ball.
But if you’re not like us Cracked writers, you may
want to mourn their recent loss at a place more
befitting the occasion. Enter Eternity, the restaurant
designed for people who have lost a loved one, and
don’t want to move on any time soon.
The windowless, coffin-shaped caf is also an ideal
dining destination for those who would like to recall
the dead, but live far from a cemetery and find their
remembrances go well with a banana nut muffin, not
to mention goth kids and weird loners.
The restaurant features funeral wreaths, white lilies
on each table, and walls made of what appears to be
black plastic, in case you happened to bury your
mother in a garbage bag.
Although if that’s the case, we’ve got some grisly
news for you involving wolves and dismemberment.
In fact, you might want to sit down for this. Banana
nut muffin?

#4.
Modern Toilet
If you’re still eating at Old
Fashioned Toilet, you’re
woefully behind the times,
and let’s not even discuss
Chamber Pot and The
Outhouse. The fact is, today’s
modern world demands a
modern toilet—for sitting on
while eating, for eating out of,
for…actually that’s all the
toilet uses we can really
remember.
Thank heavens, then, that the
Modern Toilet restaurant has
seen fit to outfit their restaurant with only the most
modern plastic lids, fuzzy seat covers, and fine
ceramic bowls, and then filled those bowls with a hot
steaming pile of soup. And all Modern Toilet
restaurants are co-ed, so don’t fret; your hubby won’t
miss watching you guzzle soup out of a urinal, head
held low while drops of broth splatter onto your face.
And if the thought of eating a soup of yellow broth
and chunks of cooked beef out of a toiled bowl seems
less than appetizing to you, not to worry! Simply
drop the soup into the toilet that is your seat, and
flush it away.
Of course, the toilets aren’t functional, and a waiter
will be along shortly to escort you off the premises.
But at least you didn’t have to eat the shit soup!
Instead, you can skip straight to dessert, a heaping
helping of chocolate soft serve, fresh out of the bowl.
So go out and spread the word about Modern Toilet, if
only because you don’t want a confused mall patron
running in and pissing into your Chicken Curry.

#5.
Buns and Guns
For the love of God, GET
DOWN! Ba-CHKOW!
JESUS CHRIST! It’s…a
turkey sub on French
bread. But what’s that
on the side?!
GRENADES!!!!! Wa-
BOOOOOOOMers!
Grenades means potato wedges.
It’s that kind of playful double entendre that makes
Buns and Guns the premiere Hezbollah-themed fast
food chain in Lebanon. After a lengthy battle with
competing chains Burgers and Lugers, Khomeini’s
House of Schwarma and Bleep Israel!, Buns and Guns
became known nationwide as the “home of the AK-47
Kalashnikov” which you may be perplexed to learn is
a beef sandwich.
And at Buns and Guns, it’s not just the item names
that get your adrenaline pumping. They’ve gone all
out to provide a dining experience as akin as possible
to fighting for your life on a bomb-scarred battlefield
in the DMZ. Special touches include chefs sporting
battle helmets, sandbags out front, and menu items
like the “Claymore” pizza, topped with peppers,
onions, mushrooms, olives, corn and tomato. Pull one
of the gooey slices away and watch as vegetarian
entrails slop off onto your camo tablecloth!
KaBLOOEY! Just don’t step on it!
And to make your dining experience all the more
visceral, all Buns and Guns establishments play a
continuous loop of rifle fire, mortar fire, and explosion
sounds to eat by. And if any of the wait staff happen
to have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, who knows
what kind of exciting outbursts that could elicit? It’s
the only restaurant in Lebanon guaranteed to
seamlessly integrate into your daily routine of being
bombarded with mortar shells.
The motto says it all: “A Sandwich Can Kill You.” Drop
in today to find out how!

#6.
Dinner In The Sky
Not a restaurant in the true sense, Dinner In The Sky
is more of a philosophy. The philosophy that if food
tastes better outdoors, then it will taste even better
than that suspended thirteen stories in the air.
By making a reservation, you can guarantee you and
up to 21 guests the dining experience of an
extremely bizarre lifetime. At the appointed date, a
Belgian crane will come and hoist your table, seats,
waiters and even an entertainer into the air for a two-
hour meal. The food is exceptional, and the
entertainment consists of a man on all fours
clutching at the ground and weeping until you are
once again lowered.
With Dinner In The Sky, you will truly experience all
the labia-clenching terror that height has to offer.
Your seats are groundless, leaving your legs dangling
in the breeze, a testament to man’s refusal to not do
crazy things that affront God. You are harnessed in
however, so diners should be sure to evacuate their
bowels before boarding, or else risk giving someone
below the worst day of their lives.
At 130 feet in the air, depending on your location,
you can expect wind, fog, rain, and low flying birds to
add a healthy sense of atmos-fear to your meal. And
if by chance a romantic thunderstorm should swell,
rest assured that you are fastened to a 130 foot-tall
metal rod.
Bon apetit!

Cannibalistic Sushi
For many Americans, eating rolls of raw fish can be a
tough sell. But if you’re one of the thousands of open-
minded Yanks who’ve fallen under the spell of sushi
in recent years, then what better way to totally ruin it
for yourself than eating it out of a dead person?
At Cannibalistic
Sushi, an edible
body is wheeled
out to your family
on a gurney, along
with as much
scotch as you
need to disinfect
your forks and
convince yourself
that this was a good idea. Then, it’s time to dig in!
Whether you’re using chopsticks, a knife and fork, or
your bare hands, one thing’s for certain: you’ll be
feasting on the entrails of a human being.
The artisans at Cannibalistic Sushi have taken pains
to ensure that the human body you are ripping into is
as lifelike as possible. The sushi inside is shaped to
resemble human organs, a red “blood sauce” is
embedded in the skin layer so as to create realistic
bleeding, and your corpse even has a set of papier
mach genitals! It’s like your third grade arts and
crafts project all over again.
If you’re an experienced cannibal, make sure to
specify a male or female corpse when ordering, and
show the other diners just how sophisticated your
taste in human flesh is. And although eating at
Cannibalistic Sushi may not quell the voices in your
head that command you to kill and devour those
around you, it will certainly shut them up for a day or
two.
Confuse your inner psychopath by making a
reservation at Cannibalistic Sushi today!