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You for Kuku quote am from chapter 1

Niceguy24:
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Oga why you go dey quote the whole post?


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Therock5555:
~~~FIFTY~~~
"Babe what were you saying last night? You never complete the gist."



"The gist, which gist? Okay that gist. Hahahaha. Why you no carry those stupid girls come my house yesterday?" Blessing asked.





She was lying on my chest that Morning. I had to remind her that we had unfinished gist.


"Do I look like a fool to you?" I asked her.



"Nah, but I was hoping you would be one for once. I left alot of suprise for una."



"And what was that?"



"When those girls called and were asking for my house, I told them to ask you to bring them to my house. I don call my brothers already, I told them to arrange area boys, say one guy dey bring girls come house to beat me. I told them to beat una like chicken then seize una phones and clothes, snap una unclothedness and wait for me...."





"Whaaaaaat? Are you joking right now?" My mouth was wide Open..


"I swear no be joke, my brothers been dey call me every ten minutes to ask if una still dey come. I dey sure say they don smoke their weed tire, you get luck say you no come o, una for regret una lives yesterday.
When I got back, my brothers were angry with me, I had to settle them 3k make them go continue their cruise. Una get luck."





"So I was going to be part of the beatings? Why? Have you forgotten that you were the one that cause all this trouble in the first place? You told me that Zuzi called you when you were the one that snooped through my phone and called her first. So me wey be your guy, you go Bleep me up too?"



"Who are you before? Who you help? You sef why you go dey date me and that small girl?"



"Babe, I wasn't dating her, or atleast not anymore. By the way I'm sure you went through my phone, how many of her love text did you see me reply to? And then why would you search my phone? You don't allow me even hold your phone for two minutes but I gave you mine and you went overboard and still want to set me up also. What kind of human being are you?" I was getting pissed.





"That one concern you o, all I know is that you're my man, and no small girl can drag me with you, I don't mind my brothers beating you up, atleast you for get sense small. I for carry you go hospital nah, and then we'll continue fucking if you well, as far as them no cut your blokus." She laughed .....





"See, shebi you know that you're a Psychopath abi? You can go out with anybody, anytime you want and I don't care but you go wan run mad if woman call me sef. It's not fair ma'am."

"Peter, sharing my property with other girls is not fair also." She shouted back.


"And what's your property?" I asked alarmed.



"This baby boy nah." She said as her hands snaked into my boxers and gently grabbed my dick. I was angry but that small short thing down there was responding to stimuli.
"Peter, I don't care who I'm married to or where ever you are, but I'll search for you and continue fucking you whether you like it or not."




"And if I'm married already?" I asked...



"To who?" She shouted and jumped off my body, her eyes blazing with fire....



"My future wife na"





"Then I'll kill her......."



It was my turn to shift back. "You say?"


"You heard me right, as far as I never see person wey dey Bleep me like you, you ain't going nowhere." She warned.



"But you are going somewhere." I said and stood up from the bed, "oya come begin wear cloth dey go house, I dey sure say you get lectures today. I've heard enough for one day."


Blessing bursted into laughter as I stood before her, na as I look down nai I see the tent for my boxers.

"And what would you do with that?" She said still laughing.



"None of your business, if e stand tire, it would go down." I replied and went to grab a trouser.



"Na you go suffer am. Na true I get 8am lectures sef. Make I dey go, I'll be back in the evening, if you like invite another girl." She said and slowly got off the bed.


She purposely shook her ass as she walked into the bathroom, my dick was still defying gravity after tucking it into one side of my boxer and wear trouser join. Very anyhow something, one of this days, I'll cut am do ritual, I sure say the cash out go choke or so I thought........









"Babe give me transport and feeding allowance for school today." Blessing said when she finished dressing.



"Wetin you bring come for us yesterday no pass 5k? Or you wan form say you dey broke? I no get money o, no disturb my life. You didn't even care to find out how I take repair my phone."




"Peter, you're a broke boy. Na only to Bleep you Sabi. No be your mate buy all those things for me yesterday?"


"Oya let's be going, e don do." I replied and stood up.

I'll have told her more but then I lock up for now, na me be master strategist, I know when to hit to gain maximum advantage.

As we walked together, her phone rang. She giggled when she saw the caller and then looked at me before picking the call.

"Sweetheart, good morning."


I pretended like I didn't hear as she made her calls. It was the guy that took her out the previous night, even though I should have been happy that monkey dey work and baboon dey chop, I sure say if I was the one that made that call Infront of Blessing, she for dey foam for mouth.



"So na your father house you sleep abi?" I asked as she finished the call.



"Make I tell am say I sleep for your house before?" She snapped.




"But you dey vex say girl dey text me, if I follow all your toasters dey warn them, you go happy?" I asked.





"Shhhh, ahhhh, keep quiet, atleast you should be grateful that I dey send your matter sef, wetin you get? You're not even handsome sef, see Peter, the kind of liver wey you get eh, if say you fine pass like this, I dey sure say girls go dey crawl before you love them, you know the number of people with cars wey dey ask me out daily, no be your fault, na because you dey see free pussy."



As she was blabbing I had stopped walking, we were halfway to her house, she kept talking then realized that I wasn't walking with her before she turned and looked at me. My face no shine at all, I dey boil inside like gas.



"Babe, shebi you think say na your pussy be benefit? Oya hold am. I no do am. Go and meet your toasters with cars."




"You say? Wait, what? Are you trying to break up with me?" She asked.


"Thank God you have sense to decode it, yes ma'am, I'm breaking up with you. Go and enjoy your toasters, I don't care anymore."



"Hahahaha, you're a funny boy. What did I do that you want to break up with me? Na today you begin hear me make calls with my toasters?"


"Oya lemme outline your lapses.... I don dey gather am, but you don push me to the limit today.
One, you keep hitting me, now that's domestic violence, I'm your guy not your slave or punch bag, e don do me.

Two, you went through my phone and called up an innocent girl, you threatened her, you insulted her. Then you plan beating not just her, but me too for matter wey no concern me."




"Babe, na your problem be that? You're not serious sef. So na why you wan break up with me? that one na rubbish yarns." She said non chalantly. "You should be happy that I'm managing you ooooh."




"Okay babe, don't manage me again. Enjoy your life. I'm done with you." I said and turned abruptly.


She called my name a couple of times then hiss and started walking to her house. I knew I had turned the table, she didn't know at first but then I sure die that it would click and if it hadn't registered yet, I sent a confirm break up text as soon as I got home.


She immediately called me twice, I didn't pick, she gave up.



An hour later, somebody knocked at the front door. I opened the door and was almost swept off my feet.

Blessing was standing in front of my door looking raidiant like the morning sun.

She wore a white fitted suit and trousers, and then paired it with a black handbag, and black low heels shoes, she was dressed more like a bank excutive than a student going for lectures.

Me sef forget say I dash her red card, I just dey smile like fish as I opened the door.


"TWARPPPPP" one hot slap landed on my face as she pushed me back in.


"Peter what kind of rubbish text was that? Why would you break up with me? I thought you were joking earlier."


"Shebi you don do the same thing wey I sack you for? And yes I'm serious, it's over between us."



"Peter baby, don't do this to me. Shebi you know I have lectures this morning, how do you want me to cope? You have spoiled my day." She suddenly went cold and remorseful..


"I didn't spoil any day, you are dressed to kill, so better go and enjoy your lectures and your new boyfriends."


"TWARPPPPP." Another slap followed.



"Babe stop this right now, don't force me to hit you back, I'm sure you won't like it." I warned as my face stung.



"It's better you beat me if you can cause I'll slap you when and how I like."


"No slap your next boyfriend, I'm done..."

The ringing of my phone paused me mid air. I turned around and walked to my room, she closed the main door and followed me sharply.


Zuzi was the caller. I smiled and picked the call.


"Hey babe, good morning."


"Which babe is that?" Blessing's voice almost startled me from behind. I almost forgot she was behind me.


"Allow me make my call oh." I warned her.

She immediately jumped on my body knocking us both to the bed, I managed to cut the call and slid the phone away before concentrating on Blessing who was pummeling me with blows.


"Babe stop na, what kind of sick act is this? You forget say you wear white? Abi you wan stain your clothes before you reach school?" I asked as I dragged her off me. She kept kicking till I left her and rolled to my phone, picked it up and stood up.



"What's your problem if I wear white? Is it your white? I can go home and change before going to school but you must tell me who just called you or else wahala dey today." She retorted.


"The only wahala on ground be say, you'll miss your lectures. Babe stand up dey go school."


She stared at me evily for some seconds then slowly stood up from the bed, but instead of arranging herself and leaving, she made a wild dive and caught the hand that I held my phone, it was so sudden, I didn't even have time to react as she wrapped her hand around my phone.



"Babe please comot your hand, shebi you know say na new Calibrator I fix, if I see any crack, today no go sweet for you oh." I warned her as we began dragging the phone.



"If you don't leave the phone, I'll not leave it too, I must see who called you."


"Untop my own phone again? Babe mind yourself oh." I warned her, my patience was already wearing thin...


I was barely holding myself from hitting her, I just wanted to leave that environment before I snap. I didn't know how long I could contain it anymore, this babe don do pass her limit.



To worsen matters, Zuzi called again. Blessing hand was at the top of the phone so she could see the name when she lifted her hand.


"So na this stupid girl Nai you break up with me for?" Blessing shouted and started dragging the phone more aggressively.



I managed to cut the call before Blessing snatched it away, more like I had to let go cause I still love the phone, and I no get money for another touch pad.



Blessing tried to unlock the phone but then frown and looked at me when she realised I've changed password.
"Peter what's your password?"



"Blessing, GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!"


"If you don't tell me your password, I would smash this phone again."


"Oh, so it wasn't a mistake the first time?" The colour of my eyes were already turning blood red, if only she knew, she would have started running to school that moment but then I was met with a stiff resistance.




"Peter, tell me your password or I break this phone again, maybe this one go affect screen join." She said sarcastically.


"Babe I'm going to say this only once so listen carefully. Please keep my phone on the bed jejely and go to school, I don't want to argue again. If you break my phone, you won't believe what I'll do to you." I said coldly.



"Hahahahaha, see this small boy that I'm managing oh...."


"Who you dey call small boy? Babe I'm older than you if you don't know, no allow your big body to decieve you."




"Hey God, see who is talking? Even in your next life, you can never be older than me. Na because you go school early Nai make you dey feel old man." She countered.

I felt hurt, remain small I'll go comot my birth certificate come show her but then she ain't worth that stress, my problem na my phone.


"I don't blame you, na my small body cause am. Now give me my......"




Blood hell, the phone began ringing again. The twisted smile on Blessing's lips showed that Zuzi was the caller.



I just weak for that Zuzi of a girl, why she no dey use her head nah. After two failed calls, she suppose know say something dey wrong na, why does she keep calling?



Me and Blessing's eyes jam, her smile broadened as she made to pick the call.


"Babe last warning, don't try to pick that call. Drop my phone and go to school, we would talk in the evening when you get back."


"I go pick am and there's nothing you'll do about it."

As she picked the call, I swiftly moved towards her.

"Don't call this number again." Blessing shouted into the mouthpiece before I'll reach her and then just before I'll grab her hand, she turned and slammed my phone on the floor.






Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... What just happened?
Time froze up.... I had stopped breathing for some seconds, infact I went paralyzed as I stared at the phone lying face down on the floor.



I slowly bent down and picked my phone, my hands were shaking as I turned the phone to see if it got damaged.


My touch pad was cracked in more places than I could count, luckily my inner screen still survived but the touch pad was totally unresponsive.

Tears gathered in my eyes as I slowly stared at Blessing who was staring back at me, a look of triumph plastered on her face. No signs of remorse.


"Babe what did you just do?"





"I broke your phone again, do your worse." She snarled.....





That fine thin line that had been struggling to hold me from going insane snapped. I stared at my phone one last time and threw it on my pillow then looked back at Blessing.






That was the moment she realised that she have fuvk up, she suppose don japka since 1820... But then I had lost it, that good smiling-take-every-bullshit-boy had died.


Welcome to Peter 2.0............. My inner demons....

Therock5555:
Happy Tuesday folks. I say make I drop one for una. No qualms.


Let the guessing game begin, if person fit predict wetin happen next correctly, I go post next chapter before 7pm...


If una no guess well, we'll find out by 10pm


Hey I didn't die o, remember na me still dey write the story. Hahahahaha