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No wonder my younger brother say if he cash any police for ijebu e go break their leg because of wetin SARS do am for 2018.

Olokpa rest in peace in advance

Me celebrating in advance

crossfm:
Hehehe.

Bello may look like a clueless leader,but he understands the politics in Nigeria.

With this small move he made by printing these posters,he has sent a message to Gan dollar,that he can be a threat to his position.

He also want Gan dollar to reach out to him,and ask him why he is making such move.
At this point he will come up with the case he has with the EFCC,and how he needs the help of Gan dollar too.

The two will iron out their differences .

Nigerian politicians are one of the smartest politicians on earth,just that they use their smartness for evil .

Leave child's talk and stop typing like someone born in 1996.

Yahaya political sagacity and connection is far behind Ganduje.

Did you know how yahaya was selected.

You think it's child's play. One negative move by yahaya on ganduje and his wings would be clip to an electric chair.

Ganduje is an in-house caucus man to tinubu. Core north, connected at every sphere.

Yahaya is a mere puppet when it comes to ganduje. Is an insult to name Ganduje along yahaya. If you want to name yahaya you can compare him to the likes of obasa(speaker of lagos state HOA) or perhaps even San wolu.

JasonScoolari:
Few days ago, it was one Mumu 24yrs old Diploma student drinking rat poison because her lecturer boyfriend broke up with her.


Today, we have this Akuya.


E better make person born THIEF than to born MUMU

Mumu and thief is a NO, NO I rather born buhari.

LordIsaac:
Tiwa $17B? Weed is very dangerous!

I stop reading when I saw that.

Either OP is high on plantain leave or perhaps he is on meth & weed combine.

LordIsaac:
Tiwa $17B? Weed is very dangerous!

I stop reading when I saw that.

Either OP is high on plantain leave or perhaps he is on method & weed combine.

drimzsmoke:
When I was growing up, if an adult should offer us something in the presence of my mum, all we have to do is look at my mum's face, then we would know if it's alright to collect the gift or not.... My people used to say, "o moju, o mora"!!!

wei WO kwo urhobo kbakei wei wo ogbofarie.

Is like Nigeria oil sales have been having terminal disease lately.


Is like NNPC have infection, am suspecting is syphillis they should check the labia majoral of the olosho they have been fucking, also there might be genital warts in between.

Perhaps they have been using the funds to treat an unrepentant olosho.

Tufiakwa for NNPC.

How can you treat symptoms without the remedy.

Zonefree:
Why's Tinubu taking time to proscribe skit makers as terrorist?

Bros I detest them all including sabinus.

All of them are mad

Is normal sometimes for guys to develop that. Nothing really serious.

Just get visita plus cream or funbact a cream and apply daily till the tube is exhausted or when it clear.

Then take 1000mg vitamin c and b complex supplement daily for 7 days.

It should go.

If you do the above and still did not clear up. You might have a bit of candida fungi in your blood system in that case buy the full pack of fulcin, it have 21 tablet on it and take 1 tablet daily for 21 days and also get a probiotics supplement to balance your gut flora in order for the candida to flush from your gut completely.

Do not waste your money or time with any antibiotics, is not necessary.


Note: Make sure during this time not to have sex.


And last but not the least stop giving just any lady Mouth Gig. Herpes is on the rise lately including genital warts.

Lukgaf:
April 11

What do you mean by that nonsense of April 11.

You said you give the person the age and not date of birth.

Tell him the age he currently is or this all fraud.

chrisxxx:
One of the main reasons I pulled out of marrying my itsekiri babe. I knew there would always be communal clashes in the Delta.

Lol what has that got to do with it.

WO wuo kwo urhobo.

Olawade24:
4326

Guy where you da na, I don't drop my own oya tell me my age.

Abi you da whine

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Lol this guy don use scope advertise him own join.

Naija I hail

nairalanda1:
Anus is worse. More blood vessels, wahala dey.

No not worse. They encase it before the insertion.

You can literally insert a 25cl bottle of coke in human anus, but it will take a lot of practice to achieve that.

Those drug pushers who insert in anus have gone through rigorous practice before they become certified.

nairalanda1:
Swallowing cocaine is a way of tempting death, especially if the thing burst for your stomach

So you don't even know how they take it. They don't swallow it instead they insert it in their anus.

Now you have learnt.

naijapips04:
You love APC?

Nope LP

Who brought this topic here.

Idi ara

Some people are just mad in this thread.

4326

naijapips04:
To think we had the chance to kill off APC last year and obidense ruined everything.

You would have preferred PDP.

initial gra gra just like timaya me I no da do gra gra do gra gra I no da behave like that

Bahdguyishere:
It might be nothing to you but it's something to those who were properly brought up

Tell that to the dogs.

APCNig:
Don't let your parents see this nonsense you posted. They will be disappointed and may disown you

Oga keep quiet.

So much noise over nothing

Emeskhalifa:
It is not funny. The country is programmed to destroy small businesses.

I tried to renew my hosting plan with namecheap and what I am seeing made me to quickly contact my tech guy if we could switch to hosting companies in Nigeria and he said if we switch, the inconsistency of Nigeria hosting plan will affect our online presence. I am almost weeping coughing out money to renew my hosting plan. If things continue this way, I may be forced to quit business

In case you intend selling the blog let me know.

Emu4life:
Why do Christians celebrate legalization of Alcohol. I'm forced to believe the rumors that they guzzle Alcohol in their Churches. Pathetic.

Is about freedom of choice not necessarily alcohol that's why Christianity ticks.

The bolded got me savege oh!!!



Another exclaimed sceptically: “I've got to ask, did anyone romp with a cow?”

Namaster:
People in serious relationships with pornstars remind me of rough meat.

Specifically, imagine a tough meat that someone has chewed on with all the violence his jaws can muster. After chewing for 8 minutes, he drops it on an empty plate.

Another man comes along, picks up the chewed up meat and proceeds to mangle it further. Then, he drops it on another empty plate.

Then another man picks it up. And the cycle continues until finally a SIMPLE man comes along. Picks up the violently abused blob of tissue that bears no resemblance to meat. Neither does it taste like one. In fact, it's so tasteless that a sheet of cardboard is a caviar compared to it.

YET this man picks it up and say to it "you are the fairest of them all" and proceeds to treat it like royalty.

The simple man makes it the main course of his dish.

That's what men who date or marry pornstars look like to me.

TUFIAKWA, I can never be that meat!!!

LegendHero:
I think it’s both way round. Both Ganduje and Tinubu are loyal to each other.

Everytime Tinubu go on a campaign especially in the SW, he will always mention that Ganduje is a true friend. Tinubu always make sure to reiterate that everytime.

I also don’t know what’s between them. I’m sure probably Ganduje has stood by Tinubu when his loyalty was tested.

Tinubu single handedly funded ganduje for the governorship election during his time.

It was tinubu in picked ganduje for governorship and made him governor in kano.

Tinubu knew that kano is too important for his Presidential ambition and needed someone that can serve his purpose considering the high population in kano as a northern state.

Tinubu is a strategist he knew all along since he has gotten what he want kano can go to the opposition, it doesn't matter much any longer since he is the president.

Ambition achieved.

So tinubu single handedly picked ganduje and sponsored his election campaign, tinubu funded ganduje to the brim and made sure he rally powerful men around ganduje in kano to make sure ganduje won by all means possible.

Tinubu was ready all along for kano to be heist.

Bros biko wo guo biko WO guo

Begging like animal when they have been caught.

The next thing you hear is:

Bros biko meka thuzi ofa, meka kidnapping offa biko WO guo

Shine your eye, shine your eye.

I resemble emilokan for your eye

This one don use 5,000 loaves of bread take share give 1 gbegiri.

Over to you abi na statistics we go chop ni.