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Make dem no go sack me one day from Nigeria saying I no be citizen oh. Because the way this court thing da go so is like e da carry me go where I no know.

Excellency36:
Bro u remind me those days, I traveled from Ogbomoso to benue state university to kna*ck kpekus for two weeks.

I nearly die in an accident nau God save me.

Na so

Yeye da smell, infact the pastor da ment. Thank God say I don come IMO state come see my girl ginika, the kind fucc'k when I go fucc'k today even seun go jealous me.

But na risk I take o, all the way from osun to IMO. Chai Toto you do me this one.

DynamicWriter:
Can you please explain the bolded above-mentioned?

haha , he was talking about robbing a bank. You didn't get the sarcasm.

This is lugubrious and pisma disma of the government of the day - Ogbiagbon

The chronicles of labour party is 78/79 if you should divide it, it gives. Oh God who took my calculator, OK I was able to calculate it myself 0.987341772151898.

It seems the figure can power the whole of Nigeria for 10 years.

suckmedownthere:
remember once I rented a house, this house was so cold that all my shoes got bad, it's was so cold most of my books and documents got bad, I had some empty bags I kept for quite some time without using it, then I fine evening I took just one out of the bags to get some foodstuffs from the market, lo and behold I almost put my hand in the bag without looking inside,I saw a black snake patiently waiting for a bite, I was shocked and gently took the baby outside for a kill,that's how I escaped the bite.....I learnt that I crawled in from the other side of the fence through the roof and got in...

Do you do drugs?

myners007:
Check out his knees

Bros what do you mean, you mean say he play Umukolo play before he set out on the journey.

psucc:
SAP not Obj but IBB regime policy. That's the beginning of the end to the giant of Africa.

It's survival practice! The government is choking the poor to death. You can adjust to survive it.

You correct IBB regime, wanted to say ibb don't know why my keyboard type obj. Could have been my luv for obj too plenty.

Samantha124:
What's stopping you from unwinding?

How can I unwind when your pics ain't there?

psucc:
Na by force to use baby food? Why not use the Akamu (yellow or regular), grind crayfish to blend. Then the mother will breastfeed the child well to supplement for the rest needed vitamins.

Oga you really sabi survive for sapa economy, you hereby carry the award of SAP (Structural adjustment program). If you were here during the time of obj you must know SAP.

Samantha124:
I stopped uploading them because one nairalander used one of the pictures to open a thread while he posted my last picture on one thread on the romance section.

And I wanted to unwind tonight, what do you advise me do now? God will punish that nairalander.

Samantha124:
I just laughed when I read the comments... They make it seem as if they never have time to relax and unwind...😂😂😂... Like they work for 350 days without rest and the remaining 15 days is for when they visit home to finally have sex with their wives...😂😂😂

Side chicks are a part of these hustles that they're talking about.

Come Samantha were is your profile pics

Chai

That dodo abi na ododo when do eye like Rabbit when lost e way in the middle of the night. Eyeneck really do this one.

FuckingMachine:
I need to adopt a daughter real soon.

You wa fuc-k am.

Wityness

FuckingMachine:
I need to adopt a daughter real soon.

You wa Bleep am.

Wityness

emmabest2000:
Otedola daughters are something else
All of them

Oshare make I tell you I Rather marry ote$ Dan all this chikpa with sewage pipe memory.

Somebody should hold me, I feel like dying. When am I getting my own temi otedollar.

All this chew gum girls here don put hole in my pocket with sewage pipe.

Bikonu help me get my own $otedollar bikonu

B

Can someone swing the pendulum to 2025 I wa check something.

Blackmoran:
You didn't do the normal tradition on nairaland.... Show us you been in the kitchen ripping this thing off... And landing in the pot...

Gbam!!!

I think in the first pics those guys are still alive but stuck.

VanTee20:
Let me sign in to my old gmail.

e shock u abi

I understand minister of Rigmarole!!!

asanausana91:
not everywhere. Even last week I bought the crate at 2k

abeg give me your plug

YourMajesty:
What a coincidence, I am in Osogbo with your mom right now 😄

OK enjoy

lol chairman take am easy on the dude.

Na oha soup I da chop for my babe place like this for IMO state here. I came all the way from osun to meet ginika here she go soon give me the other soup to chop. Men owerri fine no be small.

Quranisforfools:
Not "must have been." You actually are.

lol chairman take am easy on the dude.

Na oha soup I da chop for my babe place like this for IMO state here. I came all the way from osun to meet ginika here she go soon give me the other soup to chop. Men owerri fine no be small.

I don't want to be shocked LA click LA bend.

pocohantas:
Hahahahaha. Truly you are in the mood to look for trouble. I feel the same way. That is why I looked towards Cambodia.

You have been the one behind my incessant banning.

Omokri!!!