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Odionyebuchukwu- E get anybody wey be God? (God is the Ultimate)

quivah: do you tell guys to lock up their zips till marriage as well? And do they hear? Phuleeez!

If u had stopped here, u'd hav made complete sense.

packman: [size=20pt]hmmm what do you expect

Stop smoking

Methought she was goin to defend Ms Kedike

My office mate is best friends wit her younger sista-Alexis. They all went to the same high school. She's been crying all day & i'm chatting wit her ryt now. She said Adaobi always came top of her class and that she & d sister were inseparable. It was just d two of dem.
Take heart Alexis.
Get caught Klug.
RIP Adaobi.

Is it just me? Cant find Yvonne

Airforce1: Like Naija female celebs dey open Nyansh for any man dat got money to Nyansh dem dis days..
Na wa o..

Genevieve, omawunmi, monalisa chinda, Tonto dike aborted hers, now waje..

De most annoying thing is dat we don't even know tha father of dis children.
We are the fans, we deserve to be carried along.

Abi na multiple men dey do the do

Wats urs with celebrity single moms. U come across to me as a negative kid who dosnt know much about life. Those ladies are better than a thousand and one others who secretly aborted theirs. They were strong enough to brave rejection and criticism and give life to their own children. Quit judging dem, you don't know their stories. Get a hold on ur own life.

Too long a thread to go tru all d comments. Plenty fine gals. Where Ogugua? The nxt miss nairaland no go easy.

I just don't get dis gist. What was her mental state when Chime married her? Has she always been challenged or did her probs start in the Gov's Lodge? Something is obviously going on, and I have a strong conviction that that poor lady is the victim oof some diabolical game. God help her.

Afam4eva: Yvonne Jegede is an attention seeker. What has she done apart from 2face's African Queen video and some minor roles in movies. The only area i can rate her above Yvonne Nelson is in her boobs. I just hope her brain is bigger than her boobs.

Yea Afam, u so so on point on this one.

I almost vex o. Then I saw d section. Then hahahaha.

Jasboi: Sorry o, abeg mk prsn teach me aw I fit open thread?

Click https://www.nairaland.com/17637/how-post-own-topic-nairaland

An eclipse (from planet earth's point of view) is a natural phenomenon which occurs when light rays from the sun is fully or partially obstructed from reaching the earth, thereby causing partial or total darkness in some parts of the earth.

It's been reported that some parts of Nigeria will experience a partial solar eclipse today. This results when the moon in crescent or half form moves between the sun and the earth and partially blocks the light rays. Nigeria's National Space Research and Development Agency reports thus:



Partial solar eclipse expected in Nigeria
English.news.cn   2013-10-30 07:28:05           
ABUJA, Oct. 29 (Xinhua) -- A partial solar eclipse will occur on Sunday in different parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation, a top government official said on Tuesday.

The director-general in charge of National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) Seidu Mohammed disclosed this reporters in Abuja, the country's capital city.

Eclipse is an astronomical event that occurs when an astronomical object is temporarily obscured.

This occurs either by passing into the shadow of another body or by having another body pass between it and the viewer as seen from the earth.

Mohammed advised Nigerians not to panic unnecessarily as nothing untoward would happen on that day.

The director told reporters that the partial eclipse would not affect the airspace but advised Nigerians not to think that the world would come to an end because of the occurrence.

He advised Nigerians to wear sunglasses to view the occurrence, adding that the measure would protect their eyes from damage that might arise.

The agency would provide such glasses for some Nigerians, especially children and selected Nigerians, he added.

He said that the entire African continent would be affected by the partial eclipse, while some other parts of the world would witness total eclipse.

Mohammed urged Nigerians to go about their normal businesses as such occurrences happened occasionally.

He said that partial eclipse would occur in April 2014, March 2015 and September 2016.



So how are we awaiting today's eclipse?

LMAO...I added d beard in my mind's eye. Very close.

2baba & DonJazzy I'm very sure of. I don't know much about Badoo's personal life. Genevieve & Jenifa have neva come across to me as 'humble'. Posts like dis shud be backed up with facts...Newais, it's OPs opinion.

Nothing wrong wit her looks or her dress. It's stated there..she dressed for the heat. Peeps shud learn to dress comfy. No point sporting a three-piece in very hot weather + she's just 12. She's very okay IMO

fckyourman: Your father must have forget to use a c0ndom on your mother and this is the result, An stupid Autism child.

OMG! Something ought to be done about grammatical blunders on this forum. It never used to be this bad. This one just spoilt my day.

Good Initiative MJ, Fashion pays: @dexykool

@ Dan: Yeah man lol. Age is on his side though. I hope he stays fit till the next olympics.

Usain Bolt runs 9.77 seconds to win world 100m title in Moscow

WORLD ATHLETICS CHAMPIONSHIPS
Venue: Moscow, Russia
Date: 10-18 August


Jamaica's Olympic champion Usain Bolt regained the 100m world title he lost two years ago as he ran 9.77 seconds to win the final in heavy rain in Moscow.
Bolt, 26, powered past American Justin Gatlin, who took silver in 9.85 ahead of Jamaican Nesta Carter (9.95).
Britain's James Dasaolu finished in eighth place with a time of 10.21.
Bolt takes back the world crown he lost in 2011 when he was disqualified for a false start in the final, with compatriot Yohan Blake taking gold.

Love him or hate him, Usain Rocks




http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/athletics/23658871

blink182: when was the last time you masturbated ?

You took that out of my mouth.
@OP: your post confirms that this is not the first time you are swearing off it. How long have u been clean? Again, the other times you stopped, how long did you stay clean? You have to stay away from books, movies and other xrated stuff, cultivate new habits and find something to occupy ur time whenever you are alone. Also be very prayerful. Wanking kills ur spiritual life.
Good luck

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I find it amusing that you guys decide to quote a version of the bible that suits your logic. What you quoted up there is an adulterated version of the bible.

The original King James version of Eph 5: 18 states " And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit.

Keyword being "where in excess".

Stop quoting Queen Elizabeth version of the bible.[/quote]

taiocol: No 4 states 'What you need to
remember ...
And do not get drunk with
wine,
for that is debauchery, but be
filled with the Spirit. ―
Ephesians 5:18'

Maazi, even without the 'in excess', the above post stil butresses ur point. 'Do not drink' is different from 'Do not get drunk.' I don't work for Nigerian Breweries but pls let's not misquote the bible.

Smh. Na wa o. Burning people to death is fast becoming the way out. So people actually saw him setting the house ablaze and did nothing.
Ladies pls stop going out with lunatics.
The first time ur man raises his hand at you, it dosnt matter if the hand comes down and strikes you, start thinking of quitting that relationship/marriage.
I totally support capital punishment for cold-blooded murder. The guy should be burnt alive.

Na wa o. KAI don reach china.

Tolexander: Id1ot!

That is why i trust my nigerian brothers, they will never stand up even if the heat is going to be up to boiling point of water(373K). What is heat in the face of money!

I tell you. Naija guy no go shake for 2 days.

misspetite: Lol Donjazzy is a character.So, earlier in the day, a twitter fan of former Nigerian Vice President, Atiku Abubakar asked him why he doesn't share recharge cards like Donjazzy. Atiku replied""Because I'm not as rich as Donjazzy".

On seeing the tweet, as a sharp guy, Donjazzy tweeted back at Atiku who is now following him back.He also dug up his children's handles and tweeted at them... who were amazed at the number of followers they gained just because Donjazzy mentioned them.
Here is the funny part, Donjazzy asked his daughter if their father was actually the one tweeting and she confirmed it......Lol smart guy..

Call it famzing, I call it the moves of a Don..Dont be surprised when he changes his name to Alhaji Donjazzy soon...haha
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/the-funny-twitter-exchange-between.html#more

Dats very true, I just checkd Atiku's handle. He is following 19 ppl and donjazzy is among.

Smart move DonbabaJ.

@Obowunmi: calm urself down to avoid hypertension. We all know wat u r writing about but it dosnt make Nigerians Idiots.

damosky12: Nairaland sha. What do we need Baloteli's pig in front page for? Small time now, topics like; Neymar's biro, Van persie's goat, Rooney's T.V will be making front page. Rubbish topics!

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Nairaland!!! Tru talk sha

No time to read tru all the comments but I see quotes and counter quotes so can imagine what is going on.
In all fairness, I don't blame winners chapel. No one is forced to donate money. I don't attend winners, but I know a thing or two about how these churches operate. The General overseers do not have direct contact with worshippers in other branches. So it's wrong to blame Oyedepo.
Even though I'm of the opinion that pastors should not accept donations from people of questionable occupation, at times, it is difficult to prove. In this case, the man involved is a top military official and the church might not have known that he obtained money by foul means.
I'm not completely exonerating the pastor of that branch but the level of hypocrisy in dis country is annoying.

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Tuco (The Ugly)-The Good, the Bad, the Ugly.

Madam CC
Mynd 44
& oda members of d team...I hail u. Dis is indeed a worthy cause. May God bless u and keep u.

Pls inbox d acct number to maildelmanuels@yahoo.com. I'll drop smtin asap.

I know it's oldschool, but I'm very sceptical about online trans, make dem no go zap d small change wey I get 4 account.

Kudos to all those who have dropped and dose who intend to drop. May ur purses neva run dry, may u neva have cause to solicit for funds, may Baba God increase u & ensure that u neva lack in this life.

Special shout out to Idowuogbo: Badosky!!! I feel you to the brim, don't let any negative post dampen ur spirit, keep up ur zest and keep doing ur thing.

Adaobi123:I see ur posts. God seldom puts brains, beauty and sensibility in one package. Ur parents must have pleased Him somehow.