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He hasn’t even contested the election and the global market is already repositioning itself to boost investor confidence from his speeches. Even if Bloomberg wanted to quote Tinubu what would they write, "gazelle gagaraga" abi "hullaba??" The signs are all over SM so don’t say you were deceived, vote wisely this time!

Thought it was just me too.

Which Delta which bag abeg?? Be ye not deceived, that State from the North to the South to the Central and all therein are obediently OBIdient!

After seeing the recent crowd pull in Jos, Kaduna, Oyo, Kano, anyone that says Obi lacks national appeal is either tone deaf or visually impaired. From structureless to LGA’less to national appeal’less, even they can’t seem to keep his name out of their mouths. Which other evidence of appeal do you need if every "vote wisely" you hear seems to be in support of one candidate out of the many! If you don’t believe it just tell an urchin or a mikano, 'pls vote wisely' & watch 'em lose their temper!

Ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend are quarreling, me that is just passing thru will na dash the girl money, to compliment her quarreling skills abi what?? She is just using the man’s name to solicit for funds with style from the the general public now that her market is not selling. She can’t expect us to believe that Suleiman is the only man till date to have had an affair with her!

Well good for him! But we too are good with the ObiDatti combo. Since you’re so certain of his competence, you can have him. We donate him to you !

Most men don’t mind single mothers, we understand that mistakes happen. However when the mistake becomes a reoccurring decimal, raised to power three in this instance, the description changes from single mother to Kezzaiah! One major advantage the Kezzaiah has over single mothers though is that the servicing is more important than the billing to them! They’re like Santa on Christmas Eve, moving from one good man to the other sharing joy and warming hearts!

illicit:
That's how I cook and eat my beans bro
When I was in school


Another thing is I can cook up to five eggs and eat everything

I hardly mess tho

Never hold in your farts. They’ll travel from your intestines through your spine, up to your head and into your brain. That’s how shitty ideas are born!

So what’s wrong with nudity, Op? Are you saying that adult males in Nigeria are liable to lose self control on sight of a pair of saggy tits?? Stop behaving like a religious porn addict and either change the channel or mind your business. I hope you collected your PVC first before coming online to type all this. You cannot be more concerned for the morals of the nation if you’re nonchalant about its leadership.

A gift & a curse.... just more fuel for the continuous bloodletting that has been going on for donkey years in that country!

Gov. Soludo is playing the old politics of Roman emperors. When in doubt, attack the legacies of your predecessors, play to the gallery and hope the people don’t notice that their lives are no better. It’ll definitely backfire one day!

Just passing thru & singing 'sweetest taboo' in Sade Adu’s voice....

The real reason why even the weakest guys in Naija are irresistible to women outside the shores of their country is a discussion for another day. This wan is about to discover why the men of a certain tribe are described by Nigerian women as daemons!

Your campaign poster shows you supporting the presidential candidate of another political party, who you are campaigning on SM for! No petition is needed to suspend you na, it’s a straight forward case of anti-party! Wike and his G5 squad have played the game with more intelligence than this rude oaf!

slimfit1:
This is why we need a coup since we don't have an effective parliament to do a meaningful change .

Every one of these aged African leaders came into power by coup and not by election. Read up on your continent’s history so you won’t suggest a problem as a solution next time.

I don’t know why people who haven’t got anything sensible to say always feel pressured to talk in public! If ure sleeping with a married man whose attention is not divided between work & family, just know that you’re with a useless man. You’d have to come from a dysfunctional background to not know this.

The students of any university in Nigeria are never from one ethnic group, but blatant hate for one tribe will not allow the urchins congratulating each other on this unfortunate news to stop and think before commenting. One can’t help but wonder if support for the APC stops one from realizing that he is only wishing evil on his Yoruba sisters schooling in Awka too!

Shuo, someone is already begging for marriage from him because he declared support for Obi! And I have been on NL shouting for the same Obi without receiving a single marriage proposal. Wo, it’s either NL is filled to the brim with unrepentant diehard feminists or dis life no just balance! Any which way, still vote Obi make olosho price for fit come down. Urgent 2k don dey use style hold ground for 15k nowadays!

Deji should furnish us with the receipt of what he paid N30 million for in the PDP national convention when it was neither held in his father’s compound nor did he purchase a governorship form! Someone who lives off politicians is claiming to have spent money on the same politicians, what a big liar! And this guy thinks he is entitled to tell Nigerian youths who to vote and not vote for?? I laff in Kikikiki...

Omoh make Fifa rest kwanu, the rivalry ended with the World Cup! Messi don already win my GOAT!!

Peterobiisathie:
Peter Pandora Obituary is a thief

Yeah he is a thief! He stole my heart away with his Chatham house interview. Anything else??

Mr super-duper-drug-dealing cop is confusing his criminal case for an orderly room trial. How tha hell did he rise so fast in the force if his best defense is this kind of flimsy reason?? If the self acclaimed super cop has this mentality that policemen are above the law that they defend, I wonder at the mentality of those we see on the road everyday! If they don’t make an example of this guy, others will believe they can get away with anything!

The NLC was a decent organization that was always in the forefront of the struggle for the common man until Ayuba Wabba happened to them! His controversial win with number of votes higher than the accredited number of voters against his closest rival Comr. Joe Ajaero divided the organization back then. His gross incompetence on that seat, which has culminated in this public show of shame makes one wonder why Nigerians allow the most foolish people power to dictate their futures!

Nigerian women don’t go online to seek for love, they go online to look for clients!

If after watching Obi answering questions in Chatham house you still think Nigeria will fare better in Atiku or Tinubu’s hands, you’re just a bitter evil person!

A man was caught cheating in a hotel by the wife, who after dealing with the husband’s side piece told him he’d get his whenever he gets home.

The man drove home and jejely went into his bedroom to start packing his things. On seeing him pack his things the wife asked angrily, "and where do you think you’re going to?" The man quietly replied her,

"if I were the one that caught you cheating, I’d have sent you packing. But since you caught me, I have decided to pack my things and leave for fairness & justice."

The woman immediately seized the bag he was packing and yelled, "you want to leave me and goan move in with that useless girl abi, not while I’m still alive! You’re not going anywhere!!" The man no gree stay again because he said he must be fair to his wife. The wife no gree leave im bag again because neither fairness nor justice can give comfort on cold nights.

Na the matter we dey settle for compound since morning.

His primary school does not exist! How do we know that some of these so called political leaders are even from this country, sef!

Yoruba demon vs Igbo succubus, dis matter tie wrapper wen only the gods fit unlace!

The idiot still loves the woman! Crashing her gate is nothing but an appeal for attention. But these women don’t care, they just want to justify their wickedness with a 'look at little powerless me that he wants to kill' fake impression! Why do I have to lose all I have just because u spread ur legs for me and I gave ur finger a piece of metal?? E sweet me e sweet you, why do I have to pay the price alone.

Positive stories abi a fatter paycheck! The British salary scheme for overseas staff no too far from bricklayer helper daily pay.

They say OBIdients are wild and vociferous. But the APC presidential campaign team is worse! OBIdients are as loud as any victim of scam would be, but they only speak the truth. These guys on the other hand are just shameless scammers who are yet to realize that their job don cast!