₦airaland Forum

Miracood2:
How many fact has Balablu ever dropped.

He doesn’t need to drop facts, his whole life is a lie! If he’s breathing he’s lying!

I thought it was only our military generals that could send us money from the grave, who knew our one and only Governor-general could do same also! If u think Gen. Abacha is the one that has stolen the most from Nigeria, you’re still a learner!

The FG should declare a state of emergency in Rivers State because your party leaders are too cowardly to suspend him for anti party activities! A party in total violation of its own laws that a presidential candidate and the national chairman cannot come from the same side of the country has no moral right to play the victim against those they are oppressing! Seems the criteria to becoming a PDAPC spokesperson is a loud voice and a low IQ, because where in the constitution is it written that the FG can remove a democratically elected Governor on a whimp??

A frequent visitor to the DSS because of his big mouth, FFK is only loyal to his stomach!

Dis wan ya shock is beginning to last too long for comfort, enyia, if you never ready marry just tell that young man before he commits too much money into the venture. Societal pressure to marry is why we’re having more divorce cases now than in the past. Breakfast is light when it’s still bright and early, it’s those late brunches that will always cause indigestion! Wisdom is only profitable to the wise.

I won’t be surprised if they’re from Oghara!

Where’s the lie there?? Even all those "God when" & "God am I a piece of wood" crying upandan on Social media girls will slam the door on your loving face fast if you ever darken their doorsteps with nothing worthwhile in your pockets! Their 'God when' is not for broke boys still passing through the shadow of the valley of life experience. When you make it through and the table has finally been set in the presence of your enemies, then you can come calling so she can help you pepper the enemies on ur behalf.... with ur money!

Meditate upon this, write this on the doorpost of your hearts so you don’t forget what that PVC in your hand is for.

"Nigeria can not be repaired in 4years but we need a positive starting point for a better Nigeria so that our children & the ones yet unborn won't have to face this hardship we're facing, we need to start building a system that will work for the betterment of our people & our country." - Iyabo Ojo

This is what an Obi presidency means for every sane adult in Nigeria, a positive starting point!

Bia nwa onye Oba-Nnewi, care to explain what you mean with that your "twin wife" comment on Val’s day?? Dey talk out make we dey hear you well!

Every job role has a dress code. The business of making laws is a serious one. Coming to the chambers dressed like she’s going straight to the market after session is unbecoming of a Senator and should never be tolerated. Next time, show some respect to the people that took out time to vote you there, madam!

"The game is up once the people decide to stand up", was the caption on a picture I once saw of a group of elites playing a board game on the backs of a group of kneeling commoners. The sit-at-home worked thus far because the people were in support and not because the Igbo man is easily intimidated as this self appointed enforcer realized before his crispy end. There’s a serious shortage of money in circulation, and this wan is telling traders that are all seeing a sharp decline in patronage to close shop! This is not just a case of jungle justice, but also a case of suicide by stupidity.

Once a woman starts posting pics online, na bombing dem dey bomb men. Olori moved out, moved on and is looking to move up! I wish her luck in her ventures and ensuing adventures but the streetz is military at the moment. You just gats to be a soldier to survive out here! Good girl with a sprinkle of olosho vibes don finally cut rope, e clear!😎

This dude that wanted to prove his allegiance to the Buhari led APC govt so badly that he tried dropping his Oba title in favor of answering emir! Even insulted the gods of his forefathers by saying that aside from inventing the machete, the deity Ogun did nothing spectacular and so he doesn’t see why he should be venerated by anyone! Amusing how they don’t want a Christian President even if he’s the best for the nation, but every February 14th all these rabid SW muslims conveniently forget that St. Valentine was a Christian priest too! urchin in royal disguise!

Hidden ailments is a clear and present danger for sportsmen. Many assume because they workout constantly they can’t possible be unhealthy, but no time when this life balance before. RIP to the gallant keeper

The judiciary has been so bastardized by self serving politicians that they now think they can determine monetary policies for the nation! Who died and made lawyers economists?? The same Supreme Court that thwarted the will of the people in Imo State, traded in the mandate given to Machina in Yobe and are building up to deny the people of Osun State their choice should not be allowed to interfere in the policies of the Central Bank for any reason.

Tell that to the Lagos landlord that sent thugs to stab innocent Labour Party supporters in traffic just a few days ago. Matter of fact, share it in your APC WhatsApp forums that anything built on lies will not stand for long. Eg their principal candidate’s reputation.... I nor go talk pass like that!

It’s Tomato season so they’re going to be cheap.

We no dey give shi-shi!

Chief Burnt Offering has always backed the wrong candidates for leadership.😂. A man that looked at Tshola Emiko the reigning Olu of Warri and didn’t see a king there will definitely not see the right President for me. Even the BAT’s real in-law, TeeMac, is backing Obi and this one thinks that by claiming gum-body for the whole Itsekiri nation he can make people forget their 8 yrs of suffering and choose poison! 25th no far again😂

Reno, see more pics for you to zoom and lie about!

Your Oba is a fanatical card carrying member of the APC! Abi is he not the one that threatened to drown opposition supporters in Lagos lagoon in 2019 and was driven out of his palace the next year?? Why would opposition candidates visit such a man whose own gods have already used children to take his staff of office away from him!🙄

I can assure you that Pst. Adefarasin will acknowledge the salute in due time, but he will still not support nor vote a muslim-muslim ticket no matter how many salutes you throw at him.😂

At fifteen, he’s too young to vote in the South. But at that age in the South, he’s old enough to know that his future is better in Obi’s hands.

Boy: Welcome to my Lagos, Mr. President-in-waiting sir!😁

MarketDispatch:
What happened to him? You mean after seeing Lagos today with Obi in town?

Apparently, the pics were too hot for some people’s eyes.

The God that Peter Obi serves has a way of setting a table for him in the presence of his enemies after every successful campaign. How can a "social media president" and a "four people tweeting in a room" party be causing traffic on a busy road in the heart of city boy’s Lagos?? People were attacked some stabbed by obvious political thugs, the same kind that attacked the PDP guber candidate in the same Lagos. But somehow, it’s only traffic that Mr. Bayo cares to be bothered about. Thank God that in a few weeks time, the likes of these two will no longer been seen or heard from again.

He hasn’t stopped crying since morning, the pepper in the eye is just too much.

Poverty is a curse sha!

Reacting to news that they put up by themselves. These urchins are very funny people sha, so they are still not aware that this 'faking the victim' format don cast since!

I think Obi needs to stop mounting podiums accompanied by just Datti and start identifying with other Labour Party candidates in the States he visits for campaigns. Those candidates will keep his manifesto in the hearts of the electorates as they continue campaigning after his departure. The reality is that many of these decampees cannot be trusted to be like Obi in character, but they’re still a necessary evil if he must succeed after his swearing in. There’s no such thing as a Lone Ranger in Nigerian politics.

Sorry Op, but you seem to be describing everything wrong with PMB’s Administration. Money circulation has never been tighter, our land borders in the South have been on lock for years now with a very high tariff slammed on importation with no resulting increase in production, the high cost of secondhand cars is not due to $ alone. The only place you can get the official pump price of petrol is in an NNPC gas station, but for the past six months Nigerians have been buying fuel at exhorting rates, so where has the subsidy been hiding?? Obi only spoke of hourly rates to boost productivity, how come you’re the only one that heard wage cuts?? We’re in a financial crisis because of borrowing for infrastructure, and you think it should be increased... are you okay upstairs?? More than 60% of our health workers and many other professionals have already japa’d you haven’t been living in mars, have you?? The only reason Nigerians have not staged another endSARS type of protest is because they don’t want to hear any excuse to postpone the elections and delay an Obi presidency. Take that hope away and watch the real political turmoil unfold in a very bloody way!

Terrible news! At a time like this, Nigeria mourns with South Africa. My condolences to his entire family and team. RIP Aka

Beware the Trojan gift!