₦airaland Forum

ZuesGOD:
Good evening guys, i just want to know which city between Lagos and Abuja is more advisable for relocation.

Now my number one criterial is safety, a residence that is crime free.

I need a location where i know that no matter the political situation of the country, i am 100% save. The Budget is not a problem at all.

All I'm after is safety between Lagos island, lekki and environs and the main Abuja city.
Which is the best for relocation most especially safety from crime.

A city that will give me the modern city feel, security, infrastructure and access to international connect. Like a powerful neighborhood.

If ur a northerner and a Muslim then Abuja is safe for u no matter the political situation. If not, do not pass go do not collect £500 go straight to village! Lagos right now na suffering and smiling! If u don’t have a car, gigantic yams go develop for ur legs from trekking. All new viruses/disease hits Nigeria from Lagos. Tanker explosion? Lagos! Gas explosion nko? Na Lagos win am! Unnecessary tax and tariff na dem get am! With all the water surrounding the Island, u go find good water tire! Lagos SARS nko? Na dem kii pass!
But u most definitely will be wow’d by life better here than in Abuja!

Na wa o! See kpo kpo’ing! I bin nor know say kponsing fit change Chinese slant eye to Segun Arinze okpölö eye!

Take heart my Chinese broda, people die more from fear than the grim reaper’s sickle in times like dis.

dynicks:
obviously u know nothing bout being a rapper....

U wanna get addicted to world class hardcore rap; then stick your ears to hits from VIC.O or SKY B or even SPEED DARLINGTON...

Ahh! Who slapped me!?

Don’t forget classics like Ollie G da 'Daddy mo' crooner!

czarr:
bros the op no dey again o...so no need to reply na just one guy wey dey find fucck drag this thread back to life from 2008

Chai! And he thinks he can make heaven!!

Evanorah:
This is for the Guys,
Do you prefer a girl with a flat chest and an attractive behind
or a girl with good boobs and flat behind

Relationship tips - www.dachic..com

Depends on what I’m looking for. If it’s just sex then a shapely behind with all this kind of 'small but mighty', rude upstanding and in ur face boobies will do just fine. But if I’m really going to be attracted to her then what she’s got upstairs has to come into play! Can’t be permanently hooked to no bimbo, no sir no way!

XhosaNostra:
Then what?

Scream:
Does Oshiomhole listen himself?

Nope! He’s too short for his echo to reach him at ground level.

Hian! Oh!! From upgrade to blindgrade . When trouble sleep nyanga go wake am wetin e dey find? #Felaliveson...

I asked one girl the same thing, and she said to me "my dear I was too young to know. U see I’m from Edo state and we start flying at a young age!"

Psych!!

If only Olisah Metuh bin reason dis format eh e nor for get Judge way go siddon jail am!

Built2last:
Somebody should be pouring water on Hope and Ihedioha till 3pm

IMO state Water board is patiently saving it’s reservoir for when it is most needed after the judgement!

Vortex369:
Budaatum is not a name that fools know of.

Wait wait!! Did u just call ursef a fool? No vex "I’m just asking for a friend".

This one is struggling with Coronavirus for attention mtchwwwew

2015 ke!? Why haven’t u called China or WHO to inform dem?

Hian! Obaseki on the warpath!

There are definitely people at the top of the political food chain that are not in support of Oshiomhole and his anointed candidate. I just hope the governor does not end up biting more than he can chew.

LordAzubuike:
That is why I hardly fight with anybody. I can shout and insult you but the least I'll do is to start exchanging punches. Some people have an underlying medical condition , it's a ticking time bomb . Imagine person wey get aneurysm now, he doesn't even know he has it, you push am or slap am, he slips and falls and that's the end. People go say na jazz you use knack am. Before you know it, they don hang tire for your neck pour you petrol dey find matches. God no go make us get quarrel with the wrong person.

Cc olisaEze

Brah, What I do?

So many half dead people walking about in Nigeria nowadays, one shove and they kick the bucket leaving u with a life of problems.

Just kick back and listen to songs like J Martin’s Cool Temper whenever ure in traffic to avoid road rage. Pipo r tired and hopeless in this country.

The young man has his face mask on in a bid to protect himself from the commissioner. Abi the commissioner own don finish?

StreetFight:
People are being shot everyday in USA, Trump has not resigned because of that. Can anyone mention any week that there is no killing in USA in the last four years?

I guess gun violence in the US is because of difference in religious beliefs ba? Or the US President is comfortable folding his hands while his female underage citizens are being kidnapped and raped repeatedly for going to school? Or farmers getting killed for defending their sweat....the food u ate before typing dis junk was planted and harvested by u ba? Keep asking for statistics for America when ur country is now home to some of the deadliest terror groups in the world! Smh

Ya beans done don na, what is N40 million compared to what u wii collect from the treasury in 4 years!

#Insultedyetexalted chai! Kaffy u just won a fan!! U too much

This is what u get when a Sharia court judge is made the CJN. If to say e pass Lit in English, e for know say the future is determined by the past. Just confusing law students Upandan! No recourse to precedence, the one being set now can only lead to confusion if referred to in the future. This man and his people have so destroyed Naija.

tsephanyah:
not DSS Buhari and his family

My dear sista, matters of security especially for the first family are not played by heart.

tsephanyah:
they let him off the hooks because of their good heart

DSS good heart!? How dumb can u really be?

Why is there no 'declaration of Faith' on this page as there are on Muslim posts? Non Muslims can’t comment on Muslim posts, why should it not be the same for Christian posts? Admins kindly do the needful, biko.

2023 is in sight, and a few northerners who are slowly realizing that there will be a shift of power to the south are beginning to change mouth small small. Is it not this same man that in early 2016 spoke vehemently and angrily against the meeting of PANDEF, Afenifere and Ohanaeze on restructuring on Sunrise Daily at Channels tv? Suddenly, the light has dawned on him and the North and SW are to blame and he’s not against restructuring anymore! Yinmu

Oga we’re not interested in blame games, come 2023 a southern president will make sure to secure this country against blood thirsty Fulani barbarians. He will probe u people till u all vomit all the oil money u and ur ilk are currently stealing, and make sure no Fulani will ever rule this nation or hold sensitive office again! Just imagine, "the white man first came to the South", didn’t the French influence from Niger and Chad also reach u people early? Or what does 'ba turenchy' signify in ur language?

Just go tear pesin ticket for nothing!

Best right winger in the world! Epah dōmō!!

Na "I luv u" I tell am, no bi "I will die for u" biko!

NeXtLeveL things, many of these people protesting now were among those that fought tooth and nail to get this repackaged terrorist sympathizer voted in! Sai baba till we’re all finally annihilated!

And non of the ladies in this pictures are from Nigeria! Abeg tell ur beastly brothers to stop the murder and rape of defenseless women and children.

eni4real:
Choose your words carefully next time

Wooooow I’m scared! Go back to my previous write up and read it again, this time slowly.