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Politics › Re: Expected Petrol Pump Price Drops To N114.53 Per Litre by olisaEze(m): 3:53pm On Mar 12, 2020
So if we’re to follow ur figures so, the government is intentionally scamming us are the facts on ground! Why is it not reflecting on our fuel pumps na? So since last year November these pipo have been chopping life at our expense! Pls someone, anyone with thunder’s new number? angry

Science/Technology › Re: 170-Million-Year-Old Stegosaurus Dinosaur Footprints On UK Island Discovered by olisaEze(m): 3:47pm On Mar 12, 2020
That pothole with egusi seeds around it resemble footprint for their eye? Abeg "WE WII NOT TAKE IT!" in the immortal words of Orubebe! grin grin grin

Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Three Leicester City Players In Isolation After Showing Symptoms by olisaEze(m): 3:41pm On Mar 12, 2020
Somebori should tell Iheanacho to come back! E nor too sabi play again, but he’s our own! I cannot can Abeg!!
Sports › Re: Josie Harris: Floyd Mayweather's Babymama Found Dead In Her Car by olisaEze(m): 10:57pm On Mar 11, 2020
fineguy11:
Change isn't the only thing constant in life. Death is also constant. it waits for us all.

Check my SIG...
Is death waiting for us there? huh

Celebrities › Re: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by olisaEze(m): 10:52pm On Mar 11, 2020
Beauty is truly in the eyes of the beholder and the judges that gave u that award are blind true & through!

Why is that dude in the last pic there holding a Love Machine!? huh huh huh

Politics › Re: Beautiful Lady Sent Back At National Assembly For Wearing This (photos) by olisaEze(m): 11:41am On Mar 11, 2020
Anyone that thinks that sorry as looking native is seductive needs Jesus in a hurry!

That’s what obtains in Muslim countries. So una nor know say una bi Muslim country before? grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Motivational Speaker Beaten For Saying He Started His Restaurant With One Tin... by olisaEze(m): 11:30am On Mar 11, 2020
Boiz are not smiling! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode & Orubebe Visit Goodluck Jonathan (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 2:03pm On Mar 10, 2020
For one second there I thot the son he was referring to was the dude with the lame-ass looking coat standing between him and GEJ! grin
Politics › Re: Yekini Nabena Slams Bishop David Oyedepo: ‘You Need To Examine Your Head’ by olisaEze(m): 8:25am On Mar 10, 2020
Bishop Oyedepo I know, what is a Yekini Nabena and what has it also contributed to Nigeria? Abi is defense of incompetence now a contribution?
Romance › Re: Freaky Tuesday! What Sex Really Feels Like by olisaEze(m):
Yeah right! If u pay attention to how u & ur partner feel during an intimate session and not what u’ll get after the session from said partner, it can be the sweetest of feelings. You’ll probably achieve orgasm more frequently too. The French don’t call it 'the little death' for nothing!
Politics › Re: Kano Elders Condemn Sanusi's Dethronement, Head To Court by olisaEze(m): 6:56am On Mar 10, 2020
Sanusi’s woes including his dethronement is as a result of the continued rift between Kwakwanso and Gandollar. Kwakwanso put Sanusi on the Emir’s stool of Kano against a popular candidate, he should have kept that in mind and wisely shut his mouth during the 2019 gubernatorial elections in Kano. If a governor can make u king, it follows that a governor can also remove ur behind from same stool. He forgot that his power is premised on the will of the state’s constitution and he serves solely at his governor’s pleasure. His family’s history has finally caught up with him because of his 'oral diarrhea'!

PS: For those already campaigning for him in 2023, I wonder at the forgetfulness of Nigerians! This man’s stewardship at the CBN was filled with corruption allegations. His stewardship as Emir was also called into question by the Kano State HoA. How on earth do u think that same man will rule Nigeria without dipping his hands in the national coffers?
Politics › Re: Apostle Suleman Visits Governor Diri In Bayelsa State (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 9:43pm On Mar 09, 2020
edoairways:
Did you read the concluding message of that same prophecy? The condition was serious prayers please visit the you tube video again and then watch from the beginning to the end
Okay, so it’s the serious prayers he came to offer na?
Politics › Re: Sanusi's Removal As Emir: Dele Momodu Poses Question On Future by olisaEze(m): 9:40pm On Mar 09, 2020
So he’s now on the lookout for another job! grin
Politics › Re: Apostle Suleman Visits Governor Diri In Bayelsa State (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 8:54pm On Mar 09, 2020
Ha Pastor!!! I thought you said he should not relax that someone else would remove him within 3 months!!?
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To Incorruptible Prof Osinbajo by olisaEze(m): 12:39pm On Mar 09, 2020
Happy birthday to one of my mentors, I know you will have a wonderful day since na govt money dem go use do am for u. I wish the top job was urs, we for no dey suffer too much like dis! But this unverifiable story of integrity, we nor dey too believe am again since our oga @ d top and his unproductive cattle use scam take enter. grin
Politics › Re: You Bootlick Northerners In Expense Of Your People: Wike Fires Back At Amaechi by olisaEze(m): 11:06am On Mar 08, 2020
APCNig:
When you boot lick Goatluck Jonathan, what did your people get in return? Amaechi has built Lagos-Abeokuta-Ibadan railway, Ajaokuta-Itakpe-Warri railway and also gotten approval for Calabar-Port-Harcourt raikway. What did your lord and savior Goatluck Jonathan build? Even East-West road, Buhari is building it, also for 2nd Niger Bridge.
Most of the projects u listed here have been in existence before ur party was even conceived on paper. Under the PDP, opposition governors could build or repair portions of the Federal roads in their states and receive their capital expenditures back. But under ur 'saintly' party their money cannot be paid back anymore as ur president has told them, all in a bid to score cheap political points! Governance by propaganda cannot stand for long. The facade of his so called 'good intentions' for the country at large is slowly being exposed by the savagery of his bloodthirsty kinsmen who have been on the warpath since he came into office. The international community is watching and the lie of his fake integrity is being washed away gradually with each nepotistic appointment/defense of incompetence. Buhari built East-West road, is this a joke?
TV/Movies › Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by olisaEze(m): 10:17am On Mar 08, 2020
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
Crime › Re: Victoria Nwogu: Student Found Dead In Boyfriend’s House In Lagos by olisaEze(m): 4:56pm On Mar 07, 2020
The man is a suspect, yes. But till an official inquest is done, the Nigerian police cannot categorically say that she was murdered. She was found foaming at the mouth but the sniper juice was unused!
Travel › Re: Keke, Okada Back On Lagos Roads, One Month After Ban by olisaEze(m): 7:52am On Mar 07, 2020
Sirjamo:
Nigerians always like to maintain status quo. Any good policy that is aimed to bring sanity and foster development, they would resist it just for their own selfishness.

In Holland, even billionaires use bicycles as a means of transportation. If you don't have a car and the buses aren't enough, get yourself a bicycle if your distance is not more than 5 miles.
Oga I know u think ure making sense but just imagine riding a bicycle to eg a job interview under this our Nigerian special delivery 'hellfire wannabe' sun. By the time u get to the office, ur shirt under ur suit and tie don soak, the deodorant would have been washed off by ur sweat leaving everywhere from under ur armpits to ur neck to stew with an unpleasant odor. Most importantly, ur brain go done fry finish! Which question u know say u wan answer apart from 'eh?' grin

Oyinbo weather and our own nor be d same!

Politics › Re: Benjamin Mzondu Introduces A Bill To Raise Academic Qualification For Presidents by olisaEze(m): 7:33am On Mar 07, 2020
Nice one! They should also add electoral colleges and delegates just as it is in certain advanced countries, so that states that contribute the most to the economy would have more say in determining who rules us, and not just states that contribute nothing to the economy but a wild population of miscreants and poverty! This will also make governors improve their IGR and reduce the culture of begging the FG to help states pay salaries. It will also go a long way in checking electoral thuggery and violence.
Autos › Re: SOLD 2008 Tokunbo Camry XLE ( Reverse Camera) by olisaEze(m): 12:45am On Mar 07, 2020
The motor clean sha!
Sports › Re: Aliko Dangote’s Arsenal Takeover Plans Take Major Step Forward As Project Nears by olisaEze(m): 12:43am On Mar 07, 2020
First u say his takeover or buyout bid takes a step forward, but the message he’s passing across is that he has other projects worth $20 billion that he’s concentrating on. So what message are you trying to pass along now? Is the Op trying to put words in Dangote’s mouth?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Italian Patient Fully Recovered, To Be Discharged Soon — Ogun Govt. by olisaEze(m): 12:25am On Mar 07, 2020
Ehen? American wonder! What wonder drug was used to treat him biko? huh huh tongue

Crime › Re: Man Caught Having Sex With A Goat In Ekiti (Photo, Video) by olisaEze(m): 7:03pm On Mar 06, 2020
The guy looks like he’s retarded undecided
Romance › Re: He Rough Handled Me On My First Visit To His House!!! HELP by olisaEze(m): 3:24pm On Mar 06, 2020
Blu03:
Op
You want a serious relationship. Take your time and re_read all you've written if the guy in question can give you that.
Honestly, you do not need anyone to tell you he's interested in sex alone.
Quit playing with fire... Drop the sex starved fellow like a hot pot.
Why? She said she’s sex starved too huh
Crime › Re: I Prefer Sex With Small Girls – Married Man, 50, Opens Up by olisaEze(m):
SouthNigerian:
A 50 year old bleeped a 14 & 16 year old girls? Honestly, that's graceful. He should have gone the Ned Nwoko way... work hard & smart, become rich, marry & bleep them yung, but here he is, facing the wrath of the law, ehen...

Thank God for Nigeria, Polygamy is not a sin.
Hmmm... many of those abusing and wishing him a painful death will in the same breath hail Ned Nwoko and defend Sen. Yerima’s saintly integrity.
Politics › Re: Oke Umurhohwo: Ihedioha Did Not Lose, Justice Did by olisaEze(m): 8:58pm On Mar 05, 2020
Gnaeusmagnus:
Politicians are a reflection of the voters
Dude ur sagacity is legendurybeats!! Ure so so right!!!

Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Soldiers Petition Buhari, Buratai Over 'Embezzlement' Of Allowances by olisaEze(m): 8:40pm On Mar 05, 2020
How can that Lt. Col ever want this war on insurgence to end! Just imagine what the higher ups will be chopping? angry
Politics › Re: Police Surround APC National Secretariat by olisaEze(m): 11:48pm On Mar 04, 2020
Oshio baba is beginning to feel the bite of the powers of a serving governor! Small ward suspension can reach national stage who would have believed it! Chai! Breeze don blo and okókó nyash has opened! cheesy
Politics › Re: South West Development Commission Bill Causes Uproar At The Senate by olisaEze(m): 11:21pm On Mar 04, 2020
Ehen! What is good for the goose is equally good for the gander na. Fulani Herdsmen destroy crops and killed people na, so dey need a commission to repair d damage na!

Till Niger Delta oil runs out, before the militants there wii have sense and pick up arms again! Useless constitution of waste! angry
Romance › Re: Lady Did Nude Video Call With Her Friend's Benefactor, Tried To Snatch Him by olisaEze(m): 11:17pm On Mar 04, 2020
I don burn data finish dey find pic of small boobs on top big frame tire ah nor see! Whish kyn wicked pesin bi dis wan na? Common pishure u nor fit share, even d link u put up na fake domain e carry me reach!

Abeg carry ur girlie probs go one side jaré nor come here dey disturb pesin in dis 'corona times' with community blokus! If u really cared about him, u wud be describing him as ‘boyfriend' or 'fiancé' and not as a benefactor aka 'paying mugu!' angry
Travel › Re: Abuja Vs Lagos: Which Is More Advisable For Relocation? by olisaEze(m): 8:38pm On Mar 04, 2020
Bbbwings:
na to wait to harvest the yams o grin
Abii? cheesy

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