₦airaland Forum

Indomie noodles has not been banned in Nigeria, Op get ur story right and stop trying to create a panic!

Hook up gone wrong?

Madam I-Dey-Yeye waking up late to her responsibilities as usual!

thesicilian:
Obi is hoping for a miracle

Nigerians are hoping for a miracle.

Okay mr imam, you’ve been noticed. Don’t be too disappointed that the uproar this would generate in ur militarized brand of Islam has no corresponding opposite in the Christianity you so obviously hate. Pls high bp is a killer, make sure u eat well and clear ur mind of hate so u can sleep well & live long enough to witness the new Nigeria under Peter Obi!

The best man for the job! They claim to have dodged a bullet but have foolishly thrown the whole nation on a land mine.

You didn’t complete the sentence, so lemme help u. It’s going viral in agbado platforms on twitter. There, you’re welcome. Don’t mention!

Na wa o, dis one na sixteen round smoke machine. Abi the idea is to choke their enemies to death with whooping cough!

The reward for patriotism in Nigeria is almost at par with the reward you give the paper bag that protects your indomie noodles before you cook it! If these are the gold medalists, imagine the reward for those that didn’t get to win any medals.

At what age??

A very unfair matchup between a Crystal that cannot comprehend the everyday early morning UFC standard water pump fight of citizens of face-me-I-face-you republic in Nigeria and an okorofo!

yabatown:
Wherever this Willie Obiano is staying must be littered with bottles of Alcohol

Dem talk say the man dey shak 2 bottles of Remy matin Brandy everyday.

More drunk than sober during 8 years in office as Anambra governor

No be clear eye man dey take marry that kind woman. Better to be a drunk in govt house than a spouse killer in jail!

Abram

Meanwhile, "give him wings so he can flyyyyy" don get delayed flight.

That’s certainly not me. Prince I am, foolish I’m not.

aljharem:
Henceforth any body caught harassing yoruba women in SW should be lynched!!!! Our women are our pride.

This kind of mumu post is why that your same pride keeps kicking your type out of their houses in the UK. Stereotyping is just another means of reinforcing social control over a social group. Which as in the case of this OP’s misguided attempt, is targeted to control the Yorubas with hate for their fellow countrymen as the primary agenda.

Unseen voice kor sighted mute ni, my friend goan hustle for appointment like your mates offline joor!

No assertion to discuss here, Nigerian youths are only motivated by one thing, money! It’s the only security that can stand for you & your loved ones anytime any day in this country. While you’re almost orgasmic over the fact that your fellow compatriot is being noticed over there, understand that they are only teaching their kids from the results of our mistakes.

BloomingDale:
King ke?? Ayam not understanding these kings with no kingdom. Always japaing to another man’s land, cos they can’t build their kingdom?

I’m just happy the real kings (Whyte men), that have built their kingdoms, don’t require this level of fuckery and foolishness.

You’re sounding like someone who’s crying more than the bereaved. Take am easy!

When in Rome do like the Romans. If your aunty stops and pees by the road, follow her and piss by the roadside, you hear!! . Twenty-two year’s Nigerian oppression experience no be beans, you’ll do just fine if you don’t overthink things.

Norwichsailor:
Don't hold back the tears
Let it flow

And why would that be a source of sorrow to anyone, do you have something against northern jurists??

The man dies in all who keeps silent in the face of tyranny. The conduct of the elections if described as poor would be an injustice to poor exercises, as witnessed by those Nigerians that were brutalized & disenfranchised by corrupt security officials in collusion with armed political thugs. There is no such thing as a dignified crook, there is dignity in labour and non in crime. With the mountain of evidence against INEC & their president-select, one would expect Joe Igboajú alias The Man Friday to be more circumspect in his unsolicited opinions as his principal’s future is only standing on shaky ground.

Four of northern extraction, who’s the fifth??

A source of nutrition & income, this is what you get when sapa loses its respect in the community.

From the first campaign speech to the inauguration committee, to hand-in-cap appointment beggars, it is only those that accuse others of hate that have always spoken with hate. Just as the Jews that supported the nazi party in the beginning ended up in the nazi camps, these ones will learn why lessons are best learned from the experiences of others and not yours. This is just an appetizer, the main course is still ahead!

article1:
Shetima us an intellectual, politics and sentiment apart.

Verbosity of language is not a sign of intellect!

Thank God for smart TVs & Netflix!

The last presidential poll results dwarfs all others in the annals of our nation. What can be worse than stealing the hopes of millions who want nothing but a better life for their kids??

I bet the total number of SA citizens in the whole of Sudan no go pass four, including the ambassador! As for our dearly beloved nation, whether secret or public evacuation, e still no go fit comot all the Nigerians wen dey there. I won’t be surprised if I hear some of our people are still coming into Sudan, even now!

Keyamo don turn brand new tiger gen!

But this ya story is incomplete na, how e take translate to payment??