₦airaland Forum

Not gonna happen! A little over a fortnight ago both agencies were literally at daggers drawn till the new President was forced to wade into their dispute. It’s going to be a while before interagency cooperation will work properly. In Nigeria, people with guns forbid due process.

If ure a yahoo boy in PH, no level! All those small boys in Totalfinaelf & Shell (SPDC) go fall your hand on top ur Barbié back to back! Normal Ikwerre boy wen never cross Ahoada for im life go still fit oppress you with community devé on a normal sef!

Wagwanbrethren:
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If you get 1m, cockroach no go fall inside your meal na, talkless of chewing it!😁

Big man.

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Sen. Elisha Abbo kon talk say make all dem haters "go to court", gaskiya ne!

For those of you who don’t understand what 'go to court' implies in our local parlance, it means the courts are there to hear your complaints but there’s absolutely nothing they’ll do beyond that!


All these pipo just dey use Nigerians catch cruise because Nigeria is still a jonzing world!

SyrusdeHansome:
Any time u celebrate a new birthday just knw u're slowly drawing close 2 ur grave. We're just living to die.

While the many are just dying to live.

Ezemarcel:
my point is that they are ingrates ...many are looking for who to just send them out......

But there are out and still complaining.,.they should come back and continue with thier security job

Now I see ur point!👍🏻

Op, no dey disguise!!

Indomie generation & Gen Z cannot relate!

Happy birthday to one of Nigeria’s greatest entertainment icons!!

OAFMods:
The same bastard Pandora Peter Obi that couldn't conduct LG election in 8 years ? You have to be sick in the head.

From 1998 till date, Peter Obi is still the only Governor to have conducted LG elections in Anambra State. Free the hate in ur chest before it stops your heart from working!

Miracle no dey tire Jesus.

Dem don run dis brah local!

SmartPolician:
I must really commend these justices for holding this hearing every day.

A typical Nigerian public servant at their level comes to work once in a week

It’s only in Nigeria that people get commendations just for showing up to their jobs. We really deserve the kind of leaders we have.

Abeg rest with the visa ban shout, this dude was just in UK 🇬🇧 last year when his son graduated from a university there. No one is going to clean up your country for you!

Little finger has always been an opportunist and doesn’t really care about religion. From ethnic champion to religious champion, this short dude only cares about playing to the gallery. . That’s how he has managed to remain relevant at the federal level in the last four years! He’s just trying to get himself noticed by the new administration. Publicity whether good or bad is still publicity.... Steven Spielberg said that, and apparently Little finger also knows this! Unfortunately, this bigot format might backfire rather than impress a Yoruba Muslim with an influential Christian First Lady at his ear.

Some men sha! Before you consent to spending your life with anyone, background check is of utmost importance! 'Their papa get moni' no be upbringing oo, & a humble background does not signify humility!

There are those that will always mismanage wealth or power, no matter how humble they appear in the beginning.

The signs are always there, but somehow we explain it away because "love always finds a way!"

Well, love found a way for this madam, but the final destination has not been a bed of roses!

'There lived a boy and his father, he would always apologize whenever he did wrong. One day he left the candle burning and went out to play with his father sleeping. The house burnt down and there was no one to be sorry to.'

That’s how I take the apology of an ignorant argument. It makes no difference because the damage has been done!

Whether Mr. Whateverhisnameis apologized or not, there’s no arguing that we’re in for a long hard ride at the hands of this Party!

I’m disgusted beyond words at the comments dominating the FP of this thread. This is a genuine cry for help from a man that has resolved not to hurt any woman, but because the roles are reversed, our resident feminists are all silent while the senseless are having a filled day! This is a man that has chosen to be decent in his home, he deserves to be protected! No, scratch that, it’s his right as a citizen of this nation!

Parachoko:
The Nigerian State is bigger than Pandora and Joe

The No Work No Pay Policy will be strictly enforce.

Taa!! Gbáfuó dia! Pay that cannot purchase a bag of rice or a tank of gas? Be like you still be dependent or na next of kin be ur job description!😂

From senior advocate to bellhop! That judge studied law but must have majored in vawulence!!

With the way people reason in this country, it’s a blessing those artifacts were looted in the first place!

This president might be the first that’ll need an interpreter to help his people understand his English! Yesterday 'fuel subsidy is gone', today 'he only meant by the end of the month'. Which way Nigeria, shey na like dis we go dey dey??

Dicado:
Most nations of the world have subsidy in place for petroleum. But Nigeria's subsidy is x400 of the actual subsidy. Even the country don't know how much petrol she consumes. So, the removal of subsidy is as a result of the loop holes sucking off extra coins within the system.

Very correct you are!

If this man were to have been sworn in yesterday, the groove for still dey on throughout dis week! Alas, instead of grooving, Nigerians are back to the filling stations queuing and throwing punches! It’s like they forgot to set the fuel dispenser meters to sell by tribe in this filling station.

My friend goan sit down, the good book said test all spirits! Is Jack Daniels not a spirit again ni??

Which kind yeye trap is dis wan talking about? All this talk is just an attempt to remain relevant in the general scheme of things. Both players have already confirmed over & again that there has been a preconceived deal in place since 2015 to handover to Mr Emilokan. Everyone knows the real winner of the elections, but apparently there’s still honor amongst thieves, so the man is just holding up his end of the bargain.

"When ure done playing with the toys, remember to hand them over to me first," opari!

No trap, no conspiracy theory, no nothing!! This is what Mr Niger D means when he speaks about his integrity, loyalty to his personal deals over good of nation!

zhike:
According to research philosophy, you can not interview every one to conclude your research. You must choose specific people to do your research, in this researchers went to Lagos.
We believe all Nigerian tribes are there at Lagos.

Can Igbo person marry Yoruba person?

There are over 270 different ethnic groups (not tribes mind you) speaking over 500 dialects in Nigeria. Dude give it a rest abeg, you have no idea what you’re talking about joor! And as per your question, Davido is married to Chef Chi from Mars, abi??

HacheNoire:
Dude has a sweet mouth!

But his speech are always empty!

He needs lessons from Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Barrack Obama

People who could talk and move mountains!

His speeches aren’t empty, it’s your head that is empty for comparing a Bala blu to a Barack Obama! How dare you!!?

Danisaint112:
I can see a the likes of LeoDtoddler, chief hord of zombies and HellAnus are doing a great job here. They are really good in feeding the gullible with lies.

Let me educate you because you are dieing of sheer ignorance and tribalism infused in you by your
hate filled kingsmenn on Nairaland;

Lagos was once under the control of the British before it used as Nigerians capital for 70 years. Abuja on the other hand is just 31 years old (of being the countries capital).

When all major infrastructure were built in the state when it was the capital tell me why Lagos/such a state won't be more developed than any other state in Nigeria?

It's just like Abuja now. Assuming the countries capital is moved from Abuja to Rivers tomorrow and then a governor rules Abuja for 8 yrs and then goes on to contest for election, claiming he built Abuja then he and his supporters are not just stupid but mad.


FYI, Anambra State is just 32 yrs old but it is the most developed state in Nigeria after Abuja and Lagos, followed by Rivers, Akwa Ibom and Kano. DYOR. Google is your friend. Stop capping shit.

It does the sheep no good to preach the goodness of a diet of grass, when the wolves are of a different mind. I’m sure he’s one of those that ignorantly supported PMB in 2015. The country has not recovered since but they’re come back with another one! Election and result no tally, yet dem still wan force the lie down 200 million throats!

jibs4lv:
but I thought they said Obi no dey give shishi🤔

You’re old enough to know the difference between paying for services and bribery!

They’re the best! They’ll lend you money when you’re broke and you can boink their besties without drama because they’re always at work. All those girls snapping pics in luxury vehicles and shouting 'small girl big god' upandan SM are actually broke@rses! Those ones are naturally bitter because they literally had to break their backs to get the insignificant toys they prattle about!

zhike:
This group did proper research, who said they didn’t go to Lagos for research purposes.

Lagos? Do you realize how populated Nigeria actually is?? Lol!! Nigerians online positions seldom rhyme with their offline attitudes. Forget the tribal banters you see on NL, many Yoruba keypad warriors here probably have wives/GFs/besties that they’ll literarily die for who are Igbo and vice versa. The mentality in Lagos is not the same as that in Zamfara State or Cross River State. Nigerians are too complicated for you to decide on their reasonings from visiting one place. Post this your phantom research on twitter & enjoy the third degree burns from the roasting they’ll give you there!😂

A group of Zulus who have never stepped outside their native lands claiming to know the mindset of a people who live thousands of miles away, no be ment be that??

An Igbo man trying to salvage the destruction in the wake of a Yoruba man’s utterances. For those cap’n about Emdee’s truth, is this statement not the truth too??