₦airaland Forum

Frankenstein:
What is going on in Abia state? Why the sudden surge?

Angels don erase their name from Bible cos the governor yarn too much

funmisticqueen2:
How did he kill it? Where's the blood?

me too come dey wonder o abi na jazz he take kill am?

WayStage:
I wish him quick recovery.

ELECTROCUTED! DEAD! Speedy what again?

[quote author= post=90357601]Welcome Back The Best League in the world.

BLUES FOR LIFE!!! [/quote]You guys "stole" my Timo Werner

EmekaBlue:
Lagos will eventually win this league

Covid-19 yeye update don tire man abeg.

This Covid-19 tho really opened my eyes to the kind of selfish wicked Government we have. At the initial stage when the fear was strong and seem like the end of the world...the useless Nigerian government couldn't even provide its citizen mere FOOD talk more of transferring money to our account. They really failed. I hate them more now

eventually win ke! They are run away leaders already

I guess the orderly's uniform was too tight, that was why it tore at the back abi na my eyes?

SorrowfullPlea:
funny hair

Barber bami seku style (If you know, you know)

See how the last one is even standing They should have cut that useless arm that is akimbo wicked souls

sircatherine45:
waiting for EbukaHades and OloriLFC to lift the EPL

your head dey there!

Lordfranklin:
Of course there will be massive gathering at the viewing center. I for one, I'll gladly break that law.

police go just take person chop jare

TOPCRUISE:
They shouldn't resume the league for the sake of Nigerians. There won't be social distancing when they are in their various viewing centres

there won't be gatherings at the viewing centres yet

Team "cancel the League" how far? Liverpool are Champions already! Signed, Sealed, Almost delivered!

Ok. Whoever read that terms of contract up there should explain

Just cos of a fake tweet. Haters everywhere. If you all like, goan hang yourselves

IkpuNneGi:
Virgil Van Dijk is an overrated piece of shit

Argue with your village people

which of your club's defenders ever got up to 2nd in ballon d'or ratings? Overrated indeed

holytribe:
Unfortunately, people still don't believe that this virus is real. Some ignorant people still says the cause of death is as a result of 5g.
Met some police officers some days ago,they said there is nothing like corona and that everything is all about united nations propaganda.

illiterate officers

LordKO:
Your mother's character perfectly typifies that of a brilliant but unintelligent narcissist who adheres to organized religion.

Meanwhile, your father is obviously a victim of his own failed leadership at home - servility is as bad as subjugation, conscientiousness is gold. He used servility to sustain his relationship with your mother from the inception, so he's reaping the rotten fruits of his servile actions and inactions. Once one allows and enables their partner to exercise their liberty on the periphery of decorum, they'll definitely become a victim of their crass and expedient actions some day.

Anyway, you and your sisters who care for him should make effort to find him, relocate him somewhere and rehabilitate him formally or informally. Once he regains his sanity, encourage him to take to carefreeness.

lemme goan borrow dictionary

Abasilim:
Someone that you pay her school fees and lives with you shouts back at your mother and you can't see break up in the card yet?! Me that can't even shout back at my mother. So its when she breaks your mother's head that break up will appear on the card? OP you're not doing well at all.

Person wey no get sense. Mumu of the highest order. Kpekus don scatter hin brain, sense don melt. Tomorrow he'll now be speaking ill about marriages and looking for useless advice. Ode omo

QuantumR:
Op, it is inappropriate to use the word "kill" , use "slaughter" instead.

that "slaughter" come fear me pass "kill" o

ProfDview1:
Coman see daylight cheating, broadlight cheating Jesus ooo

Look at pure cheating, where is Lionel Messi?

Messi shud be in two places, midfielder and forward.. Can somone tell me one reason why Messi is not there abeg



2010: sneijder was denied of Ballon dor and they gave it to Messi. Simply bcox No one compares to Messi..

But Ronaldo fans shame on you all, you have refused to acknowledge that Ribery was robbed of Ballon dor.... Useless penaldo tapnaldo boxnaldo Ronaldo fans empty head, mofos... Shame on una head.

Ronaldo has no tactics, no skills, no charisma, even his goals are dull


See sticks, stones, arrow, bullets, atomic bombs from Failnaldo fans ooo..

Lord Messi, pls give me extra protection

Really? I never knew Messi is an African o

olamakinde:
she can't breastfeed, stop saying what you don't know

It's you who should stop saying what you don't know. The baby will be given a kind of medicine(drops) immediately he/she is born. She must have been on antenatal at the place she is receiving her own drugs so that she'll be closely monitored.Then the mother would be given another one to give the baby daily while she is using her own too. The baby's drug will last for about 2 months. She will breastfeed this period. The nurses always insist on breastfeeding cos it makes the baby stronger and enhances mother-to-child bond, but will be asked to stop the day the baby clocks one year. Then tests will be carried out when the baby is a year 3months. I am telling you the truth here.

God bless them and enlarge their coasts. It is not easy to be laid off at these trying times

OscarJaden:
as if she won't react more than this when ur hubby do the same.. SMH

You don't know what some women endure to keep their marriages. It's not always open to the public

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Nicklaus619:
That's My church,
A proud dunamite

dynamite ni!

Terrible Just a phone call? What if he was in bed with another woman, she'd have killed his whole family also? Some women sha!

Great!

Small small, Kano has started the overtaking. Yet Ganduje wants the restrictions to be relaxed so that people can buy food. Issokay o. Sebi we are all watching. I just hope we don't go the way of Wuhan, where people were dying on the streets before we have sense.

Vikelo1212:
Why is everybody cursing the woman? She acted on impulse! The first thing that occurred to her was to run to safety first. She must have reached her destination before she realized that her boy wasn't with her.

Meanwhile, where is the father sef?

yes, you're right. It is just the human nature. I remember years ago, my mom(RIP), my brother and I were at the market. We were teenagers then. Suddenly, there were gun shots. Within a twinkle of an eye, everybody japa! Mom was in a shop. My bro, elsewhere, me too, elsewhere. Normalcy returned after a few minutes and it was then mom was looking for us and we all began to laugh. Yoruba will say "when fire burn you, burn your pikin, na your own you go put out first". That's acting on impulse

E be like say dem never die finish for that Kano. Ganduje is not normal! Nonsense and relaxation!

wilemer:
Liverpool fans wont like this news

you dey compare Farmers' League with the Premier League? What happens to TV rights? What about clubs that depend a lot on TV money to survive? The English FA will not cancel the League. They have said it over again that the League will resume when it is safe to do so. Key word :RESUME. You people should take the chill pill, Liverpool will be crowned champions even if it is in December 2020

Yungmil:
why lift the ban now


me wey dey enjoy better rest and sleep daily


I dey vest o

The lockdown is still on. Won't be relaxed until next week