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Wao..! Nice one op..
Thanks

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What is this one saying??

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Mo laya bi tank (I get chest like tank).
Mo lenu bi kettle.[/quote]

powerful pictures indeed

1) Your username must be appealing!
2)Don't be too desperate.
Chill out. Don’t go around asking for babes whats app phone numbers, this one that we guys do now..they are now wise.
3)Concentrate/Focus on the on their profiles. Single ladies full ground for facebook.
4)Your profile picture
If you're fine enough, put your picture on your
profile. If you're not, PLS DON'T BOTHER. If you
want extra attention and you're not so fine, go steal a believable picture of a Fine man from the internet and claim it as yours. You don hammer be that!
5)Post Sensibly.
Don't be too LefuLefu-ish, or C0rk-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.
6)Be a male feminist!
ALWAYS SUPPORT THE LADIES! Don’t hesitate to argue with your fellow men while you take the ladies' side (even when you know your argument is not making any sense).
7)Relax buddy
Take the insults hurled at you. You're earning cool points from the ladies!
When you see that ladies have started noticing you; LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ON YOUR PROFILE AND PHONE NUMBERS. Leave it there! No remove am o! Now sit back and watch females fall for you, even when they know you have no intention of catching them.
Good luck!

1) Your username must be appealing! For example; 2buff (lol), I’mHotterThanFire, LadiesMan, SéxIsNotGoodForLittleChildren, IhaveSixPacks, ExtraSwag...
2)Don’t be too desperate. Chill out. Don’t go around asking for babes whats app phone numbers, this one that we guys do now..they are now wise.
3)Concentrate/Focus on the on their profiles. Single ladies full ground for facebook.
4)If you’re fine enough, put your picture on your
profile. If you’re not, PLS DON’T BOTHER. If you
want extra attention and you’re not so fine, go steal a believable picture of a Fine man from the internet and claim it as yours. You don hammer be that!
5)Post Sensibly. Don’t be too LefuLefu-ish, or C0rk-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.
6)ALWAYS SUPPORT THE LADIES! BE A MALE FEMINIST!
Don’t hesitate to argue with your fellow men while you take the ladies’ side (even when you know your argument is not making any sense).
Relax buddy- Take the insults hurled at you. You’re earning cool points from the ladies!
7)When you see that ladies have started noticing you; LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ON YOUR PROFILE AND PHONE NUMBERS. Leave it there! No remove am o! Now sit back and watch females fall for you, even when they know you have no intention of catching them . You’ll thank me later.

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[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are:
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask [color=#007700] Mr Seun Osewa![/color][/quote]This ones na abeokuta dem dey..

one of the signs of the last hour...

mehn...this is really funny

orun e re o..

Jeflox: Is it Automatic gear

Bros yu go skul at al??

nnayin..yu get am 2 maa buy the two 200k for my jnr bro for village tay go do christmas??

daddy pls tell us a story


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Use your common sense

Eshe adupe

oh...thanks