Your imagination no be here wallahi

But how is it a sin?

Means you're dying soon, same thing happened to me on my birthday and now I'm dead

Is that your ass on your profile

Do you know the meaning of your name in Igbo?

G

WTF I was tempted to lol

ceematics:

Except Plane

This girl rest abeg, she dey everywhere...we get it, nothing's gonna bring you down. Just rest

Easiest and fastest way is Tell the person to download "sendwave" and send you the money through the app, that way you can pick the cash (dollar) at any Access Bank or zenith bank and change it to naira if you want to

Hahahaha see person wey dey refugee camp inside borno dey wish fresh nigga death, no need arguing with you cos you're deluded. Bye

Dtruthspeaker:


Na you be d Fool wey no know say God don silently Separate the sheep from una goat (Rapture) as He Take Talk.

Your die no far again! E don dey near small small, day by day!

Hahahaha who needs your Christ, a Lord that masturbates 7 times a day in the presence of Yahweh

Kobojunkie:
Why should he give his life to Jesus Christ?

Did Jesus Christ tell you that it is every life that is worthy of Him? in Matthew 11 vs 28 - 30 said He came to call to Himself those who are weary and heavy-laden so He can give them rest. Does the OP seem like one who meets the criteria?

Be careful that you do damn your own self in your disobedience. You are not called to shove Jesus Christ at every one. Even Jesus Christ warned that all must first count the cost before approaching Him - Luke 14 vs 25 - 33.

Hahahaha keep deceiving yourself. Rapture ko. You go still dey dis earth, grow old and die without witnessing any rapture. Admit it your God is a fool, and he keeps fooling you.

Dtruthspeaker:


The one which you have seen which women, men, children, parents, employers etc give you can not bear, is it the one you have not seen?

But, I understand you are trying to prepare yourself for that place since you already know that you do not qualify for Eternal Life.

PROOF THAT RAPTURE HAS TAKEN PLACE AND

MY FAVOURITE PART, PROOF THAT GOD IS SURELY SURELY COMING CLOSER TO FOR JUDGEMENTS, AS HE DID IN THE DAYS OF NOAH, SODOM, GOMORRAH, EGYPT, ISRAEL.

ALL THE EVIL AND WICKED PEOPLE NTÓYIN! IT WOULD SOON BE GAME OVER FOR YOU PEOPLE AND WE WOULD NEVER BE SEEING YOU PEOPLE AGAAIN FOREVER! BYE-BYE

Did you see them begging your senseless God? Can you prove it?

ABIODUN105:
All those G.O.A.T names you mention are begging God for second chance like the rich man Luke 16 v 24. Give your life to christ before it is too late

Growing up, I've had people telling me how perfect heaven is and how horrible hell fire is (if they exist). So i I keep asking myself, has anybody actually been to either of them? Who can even confirm this assertion?

By most descriptions, Heaven is a place where God dwells and surrounded by beautiful creatures singing praises to him, exalting him, feeding his ego.(Seems pretty boring to me) I can't even sit through a two minutes family prayer session talk more of doing this boring thing for eternity. (What would i even want to be doing forever 'eternity'. When I'm dead I'd rather stay Dead)

Hell has always been categorized as a place of horror/terror (a place where people who have been condemned by this loving God would be for eternity). Imagine going to hell for telling just a lie, and your neighbor in hell is Adolf Hitler (who caused the death of millions of Jews during the second world war) or Ted Bundy (an American serial killer who raped and murdered women in his van and kept their dead bodies as a souvenir). Where is the Justice??

In heaven, the scripture claimed that only the righteous would make it there. Who are they? The radical "Deeper Life/Chosen" women who never wears perfume or any deodorant cos it's against their beliefs and can even fast for 24 hrs without brushing their teeth or even taking a bath. I hate anything that stinks, if this is the scenario in heaven, I'd rather not go (that's even if it exists)

In hell, the scripture made us understand that only those who succumbed to the devil are going to be there. Who are they? The hot girls who everyone would love to have a personal Time with? The world's greatest scientists?, The G.O.A.T.s of the entertainment industry (talk about Bob Nesta Marley, The Notorious BIG, 2PAC Shakur The G.O.A.T. himself Michael Jackson, Steve Jobs, etc. Let me stop here, I wanna retire to bed.

Heaven is where the boring people are, while hell is where the real hot girls are. Choose Wisely.

I prefer brothel

Yeah but we're not descendants of Adam and Eve. Nobody can still prove that...

If you still think we are, then how do you explain"race" ( The Blacks, the Hispanics, The Whites, The Asians, The Aboriginals, etc)

The story of Adam and Eve is an account of creationism based on Jewish culture, and just like that every other culture or tribes have their own story of creation, (the yorubas have their story on the origin of man, the igbos, the Chinese, the Hinduists, the Buddhists, etc

Dump the gold digger, he's not Worth it. Infact no man should be entitled to your property. This is what you worked for all your life. Even if it costs you the marriage, that's even better. Tbh i still can't believe people would choose their marriage over a carrier in 2021. (Infact The idea that black people prioritize marriage over everything is still beyond me) and most of them aren't even happy in them unions...

Your man is egoistic and self absorbed, that's a narcissistic behavior, don't ever fall for that, sis. Dump his sorry ass.

If I ever get married and it turns out my wife is doing well in her own private life, I'll be very proud and stand by her, trying to take everything from her is such a dick move. Work for yours

Why your side girl no deserve better room?

Wanna bang?

Dicedpineappple:


Welldone sir...
Mr Sweet mouthed Hoodlum

You've been enabling her, that's why she'd say such a trashy thing.
Sure you can get her a cake if you can afford it or if you just want to but Remember this--- you can buy her whatever she wants (cake, smartphone, hair, etc) and she'll still run after another nigga at any slightest provocation... Always put yourself first

Jesus was gay

Christ can kiss buhari's ass

I'd take $500,000 over 10m loyal friends

Tiwa Savage and Janemena

Breaking barriers in the porn industry #BlackExcellence

Can't believe this was a court case to begin with. Very petty people

Idi Amin of Uganda

I wonder how pathetic and insecure this stupid couple are to involve the authorities in this.

You must have something you like to do, Right?

Let's pray ipob doesn't make her a widow

Not everyone

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I choose Jail term....
Everyone deserves a second chance....

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