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Family / Re: My Cousin Sister Always Naked Herself In My Presence by OloshoSiofra: 3:16pm On Oct 30, 2022
If na Muslims, female cousin can be dickmatized grin

Cousins marry cousins in the Islamic north grin


Like how Fati2001 aka Jeon was fvcked by her male cousins.
Politics / Re: Biden Says Alternative To Sanctions Against Russia Would Be Third World War by OloshoSiofra: 3:12pm On Oct 30, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
What is this OP saying....

Sanctions slapped on Russia is not Sanctioned by the United Nations

Did the United Nations Sanction the War in Ukraine... ?

Did the United Nations Sanction the Annexation of Crimea ?

Did the United Nations Sanction the Annexation of the entire Donbas region ?

Did the United Nations Sanction the killing of innocent civilians in Ukraine ?

Try to comprehend next time please.
Crime / Re: US: Man Chops Partner's Head Off, Stabs Her Corpse Over 100 Times (Pictured) by OloshoSiofra: 3:00pm On Oct 30, 2022
siofra:


So true.

I've never seen a post that contains more truth about Nigerian men than this.

Nigerian men are wicked predators that must be avoided at all cost. That's how they butchered my friend.

God save us.

Your friend who was a call girl cool

Your line of occupation comes with risks cool

Rest in peace to her. I pray God forgives her for the orgy she had before her demise cry
Romance / Re: Why Are Naija Oloshos Always So Dirty And Ugly by OloshoSiofra: 2:54pm On Oct 30, 2022
VawulenceLover:
Naija oloshos , especially the ones in Lagos are so dirty and ugly. The ones outside Lagos can be forgiven for their dortiness and ugliness but the ones in Lagos deserve harsh mob action because of the premium price they always call. U will see an olosho that under normal circumstances na them suppose pay you to Bleep them but them go dey call 30k a night for you. To worsen the whole nonsense, they can't even Bleep well, they will be scratchin your preek with their fungus infected teeth when sucking your preek.
The worst part is that, the fine girls sef no dey charge. Na all these dirty smelling fungus and disease spreading oloshos dey call money wey their papa never see since he born them.
Thunder fire all these dorty oloshos reading this now.
Satan speaks


siofra:
Because you're ugly and dirty.

Like attracts like.

OP you have personally attacked SIOFRA grin grin grin


You are making mockery of her occupation grin

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Crime / Re: Slayqueen Caught After Defrauding Shops With Fake Bank Alerts In Abuja (Pic/Vid) by OloshoSiofra: 2:49pm On Oct 30, 2022
irunoko:
who is a certified perv? What have I said that is a perversion? Please o
Don't you know basic french?

It means "I am a #certifiedperv".

"C'est moi" means "It's me".

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Travel / Re: How My RIDA Driver Tried To Kidnap Me - Twitter User by OloshoSiofra: 2:46pm On Oct 30, 2022
That Driver been just wan Bamise her towtow angry

No two ways. He was calling others to come join him sample her kpekus. angry

That is what he meant by I go carry you go where you go see something angry angry

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Romance / Re: My Neighbour's Daughter Was Raped by OloshoSiofra: 1:36am On Oct 30, 2022
SlayerOfSatanst:
Sometimes I blame parents for what happen to their kids for deliberately putting their kids at risk. This woman sent her 16-year-old daughter at around half past 9pm..what sort of thing is that? On her way back she fell into the hands of a guy who gladly raped her. Tho he was beaten by the youths and the victim's father vowed to sue the accused to court, the act has already happened.

Was her name Siofra? shocked

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Romance / Re: Because I Shaved My Beard , All The Love From Women Has Died by OloshoSiofra: 1:27am On Oct 30, 2022
Wealthbrain22:
Lol only a fool takes women seriously sha. All the girls and women that wouldn’t let me breathe for a second, now are acting cold because I look ten times better with my beards. That gender cannot love you genuinely ever, it’s always because of your money, beard or some bullshit. See this my neighbor that is always shining 32 teeth for me, because my beard is gone she’s replying me cold. And I noticed this from a lot of them since I shaved, shey the beard will grow back and they will flirt with me with their stinky pvssy Abi? Okay we shall see

They only discovered you no longer look matured like you used to.

You now look like a primary school boy grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Captured With A Very Sad Look On Her Wedding Day (Pic/Video) by OloshoSiofra: 1:24am On Oct 30, 2022
mytime24:
This one go cheat her husband,
Abi she b virgin like me angry

She go still collect penis for night grin


Na the man legal kpekus from then henceforth grin

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Crime / Re: Slayqueen Caught After Defrauding Shops With Fake Bank Alerts In Abuja (Pic/Vid) by OloshoSiofra: 1:03am On Oct 30, 2022
irunoko:
you know whether she get HIV? Na every toto you see you go fvk in the name of getting back at the thief?

For you to even think of raping a thief as punishment for stealing shows that you're also sick and there's no difference between you and her.

Just hand her over to the police.the law Will take care of her adequately

#CertifiedPerv c'est moi kiss
Crime / Re: Slayqueen Caught After Defrauding Shops With Fake Bank Alerts In Abuja (Pic/Vid) by OloshoSiofra: 5:56pm On Oct 29, 2022
Na to carry her go lungu go gang fvck am Wella allow am go.


Her towtow no go remain the same

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Romance / Re: Should I Rape Her Or I Should Keep Waiting Till She Gives Me Willingly. by OloshoSiofra: 3:20pm On Oct 29, 2022
Tiimothy:
There is this girl we have been dating for 2 months, and she haven't given me her t0t0. For how long will I wait? Why would she harbor her t0t0 like palliative? She is making me feel patoranking was dedicating that song "brother wey mumu" to me in particular.

Omo see brother... brother!
See brother... brother!
See brother... brother!
Omo see brother... brother!
Brother wey mumu... brother!
Brother wey mumu... brother!
Brother wey no wise... brother!


You carry woman go club
You spend all your money
The girl talk say she no do,
you come dey cry


I've not spend much on her but with the little I've done for her she suppose to have surrender her t0t0 to me by now. The annoying part is she kiss me so passionately and when I'm about to undresss her she will start telling me stories like she's on her period, she's not in the mood bla bla bla.. If it was other guys they would have raped her since. And if you see the girl, she's slim with a curvy nice nyash and she's not a virgin.

She called to inform me she is coming to see me later in the day and today is making it the 5th time she's coming to see me and nothing has happened.

Should I rape her or I should keep waiting still she offer her t0t0 at will like a brother mumu?
Don't rape her.

Call Siofra, she gives willingly

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Pets / Re: The Dog That Walks Like A Human (Video, Photos) by OloshoSiofra: 2:30pm On Oct 29, 2022
Shalommy:
The dog walks like tinubu. smiley
Shalommy our sexy wall lizard grin
Politics / Re: Gumsu, General Sani Abacha's Daughter In APC Regalia by OloshoSiofra: 2:17pm On Oct 29, 2022
Urheadmaster:
Abacha have beautiful children

Unlike Tinubu and is ugly generation tongue undecided

The woman no go sad to fvck oh! grin

Omo make she come make me her sugar son grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Opens The First ISO-Certified Government-Owned Laboratory In Nigeria by OloshoSiofra: 2:15pm On Oct 29, 2022
tolumizzy:
Lagos leads
Others follow
Na SE money be that o

As in S.E you mean Abia, Anambra, Enugu, Ebonyi and Imo?

Abeg tell me wetin these states get? grin
Music/Radio / Re: Tems Credited For Writing Rihanna's First Single In Six Years by OloshoSiofra: 2:02pm On Oct 29, 2022
Mumu Chris brown no give Rihanna belle
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Hints At A Collaboration With Davido On More Love Less Ego by OloshoSiofra: 7:59pm On Oct 28, 2022
Pwettylinda:
I love the both of them and I would stream the song.

In life when you are too old and sick Music means nothing to you.

A good example is Tinubu who is extremely tired, aged and too sick to understand music.


Dementia and loss of touch in the brain is real.


I for love fvck you kiss

Your back side make sense kiss
Pets / Re: The Dog That Walks Like A Human (Video, Photos) by OloshoSiofra: 7:56pm On Oct 28, 2022
Men are dogs. grin


Siofra go date this one grin
Crime / Re: They Shoot His Penis Egg It Burst Puuah - Blackaxe Vs Eiye VIDEO by OloshoSiofra: 5:53pm On Oct 27, 2022
Zonefree:

Caprisonne!

Obembe
Politics / Re: Labour Party Takes Offence At APC’s Use Of NAF Jets For Campaigns by OloshoSiofra: 5:40pm On Oct 27, 2022
Reyhzor:


You don go Awkuzu before??
Served there
Education / Re: Some Facts Are Stranger Than Fiction [Histogore} by OloshoSiofra: 5:34pm On Oct 27, 2022
TheSourcerer:
An African Snail
See snail meat cheesy
Family / Re: See How I Spoilt My Wife On Her Birthday. PHOTOS. by OloshoSiofra: 5:06pm On Oct 27, 2022
virginprincess:
Just 21 yet has 4 children already,oga,is like you are a dog o ,some women are suffering sha,anyway happy birthday to her.

Na Fati2001 aka Jeon caliber of people.

Na just to the breed almajiri pour for streets in the North.
Politics / Re: Labour Party Takes Offence At APC’s Use Of NAF Jets For Campaigns by OloshoSiofra: 5:04pm On Oct 27, 2022
Reyhzor:


Omoh people no dey just get sense oo cheesy cheesy.
This Forum is now for War make Una continu
I no wan get sense...

grin

Remember what your so called saint and hero did with Awkuzu SARS.

What did he achieve in Anambra to start with to compare.


Make I borrow Wike song small...... As e d pain Dem, e d sweet us grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nick Cannon To Become A Father For The 12th Time, had 2 children in Sept - ET by OloshoSiofra: 4:55pm On Oct 27, 2022
Jalaw:

Impregnating the female DOGS
You mean the BITCHES grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nick Cannon To Become A Father For The 12th Time, had 2 children in Sept - ET by OloshoSiofra: 4:50pm On Oct 27, 2022
PlayMaker14:
You call him a DOG, fine... What will you call the ladies that are spreading their legs wide open to receive his cannon?



A female dog is called a BITCH grin grin grin


The funny thing is a girl like Siofra will still open her legs if Nick makes an attempt at her.

Hypocritical girl grin
Celebrities / Re: Nick Cannon To Become A Father For The 12th Time, had 2 children in Sept - ET by OloshoSiofra: 4:44pm On Oct 27, 2022
siofra:
DOG!!! angry
A rich Dog that can take of his puppies born by his Bitches grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Queen Of Nigerian Institutions, Jofad Michaels Releases Stunning Photos by OloshoSiofra: 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2022
No boobs.


How did she become queen sef? undecided
Politics / Re: Labour Party Takes Offence At APC’s Use Of NAF Jets For Campaigns by OloshoSiofra: 4:31pm On Oct 27, 2022
Thanksful:
Why should they use it in the first place?

The presidency's honour is almost gone.
He is the incoming president, he is using what is his official right in advance grin

Long live Tinubu our incoming president ; cool

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by OloshoSiofra: 1:10am On Oct 27, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
As a president i wont do anything so far their crossdressing its not hampering the effectiveness of their ferociousness and brutality during war
And by the way not all men who go to war are crossdressers.
Hello nitwit!!! cool
Politics / Re: Man Who Climbed Mount Kilimanjaro To Host LP Flag Shows Off His Medal & Cert by OloshoSiofra: 1:06am On Oct 27, 2022
62 year old Nyamiri Jew of Emeka-land in the Yeastern wastelands of Biafra grin grin
Politics / Re: Terror Alert: US authorises Evacuation of Embassy Staff, Family members In Abuja by OloshoSiofra: 12:56am On Oct 27, 2022
They see violence in the pre/po election bwahaha!

These people know wetin the come.

Who knows if they are even sponsoring it.

Divide and rule/control.

Just saying.
Programming / Re: Indians Are Not Joking In Tech See Photo � by OloshoSiofra: 12:52am On Oct 27, 2022
mocochannel:
Indians are not joking see this pic �

UK prime minister ma na tech baa? Werey

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