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Please send copy of ethics and ifrs to funkkybabe@yahoo.com

Thanks a lot!

hopeyemmy: Going by what ICAN released and as extracted by AJ Silicon.

Better luck next time, sir.

But I must admit that I never envisaged this level of failure. Only 498 candidates passed PE 1, while over 5200 candidates failed.

@hoeyemmy, please send pe2 pass list to funkkybabe@yahoo.com

Thanks!

What else can one read forFinancial Reporting and Ethics PE2 apart from the study packs?

You guys are jokers. Read the OP post again and if it wasn't so insulting it actually could be hilarious. Please if you want to carve out space in DRC, go look for DRC land to post in, this is nairaland. You are still not confused about African countries are you?

Why do you AAs always thrive on discord? Go to ur blogs and Africans don't come to cause strife but on any Nigeria blogs you see westerners black and white spewing out nonsense, you seem so paranoid and scared of our progress. Yes African countries typically have a bad rep but any reasonable person knows that it was all due to western propaganda and brainwashing and while we are not there yet. We have def moved forward.

Would not bother replying to msdarkskin, you saying you are out of ths thread but coming back to comment SIX times after that kinda proves my point about AAs being trouble makers. With ur rep in America, we do not want you! Lol

That is such an insult from the OP! You want to carve out your own AA area in Africa away from its governance. Quick questions:

What makes you think that you are better than anyone else?

Why do you not carve out your own space in America to live?

Seeing what you have done with all the amenities, welfare etc that the white man has given you in America. Going to America and places like downtown LA, it is sad to see what AAs have done, everywhere they are present is normally turned to violent ghetto, welfare projects. You then have the guts to want to carve your own area in Africa.

An intelligent reasoning will be to want to work hand in hand with AFricans to make the continent great again, not come with your stupid (I am better than African )attitude.

NO! we dont want you here, Africans are still more hardworking and focussed that any AA i have met and any giving out areas to AAs with an obnoxious view of their own self worth (you guys are the laughing stock of the US) will only drag Africa backwards rather than the forward direction it is already moving in.

But the materials are available free on ICAN website. I never paid anything for ICAN PE1 or PE2 materials and did not attend any lectures for the PE2,just read the pathfinder and past questions I downloaded free on their website, so all you need to worry about is your exam fee really.........

Audinowing: Pls help a brother. I just scaled through pe 1 after writing the exams 3 times and this is seriously telling on me financially because am not working presently and the zeal of having Ican is what is pushing me till now. I sincerely seek the assistance of any one who can help me with pe 2 materials. I will surely return them after use. My contact is 08068382141. God bless you as you do this for me. Thank you.

I agree it is partly the men's fault. Many ladies will tell you their future husbands are likely to cheat on them so they might as well do theirs when they are young.

How else do you explain married women keeping their eyes closed when their men are obviously cheating,,, because they have done more than that while they were younger and dont care.... Unfortunate but true, thats what you get when you treat women like crap.

Luckily, i work hard and there's is nothing a man can offer me that i cant buy myself, a rich man is really just a bonus and not a necessity.

I would rather work hard and make my own money and remain single rather than have to decide between a rich or poor man solely on monetary basis and not love.

Why is the Nigerian mentality so focused on women being after money and insecure men lashing out all the time. Where i work in the UK, you see women who are striving as hard as the men and in many cases make more than their husband/ bf, no qualms.

I currently make slightly below my hubby (he makes a very good amount) and we both know if i change jobs i will most likely surpass his salary. my point is men and women in Nigeria should strive to achieve the best they can in all their endeavors rather than all these follow follow of rich men palava, its quite repulsive.

Starting to feel like a consular adviser.
Tbh. I applied two yrs ago so not really sure of d actual details anŷmore. But my friend had booked a hotel and confirmed that we will be staying together in the letter.

The website says when b4 u travel to apply. I think at least 90 days.

D main point I am tryin to make is if u need details, take all d requirements they have asked for on their site etc,

Being able to prove u have a good job helps, payslips, letter from employer, bank statements

The questions were standard what does your job entail etc (we ended up having a laugh cos I work in finance and made a joke about d recession and we ended up talking about the economy ) nothing really like an interview, i took less than 5 minutes in front of the lady.

Be relaxed and don't be nervous, they are taking my money so I went their expecting a service.

Unfortunately, these embassies take advantage of Nigerians collecting the money and refusing visas for no reasonable reason as it was in ur case in 9ja.

I would suggest that u apply taking all the documents they ask on their website inc hotel payment where u will be staying etc ( cant remember all their requirements!) i got there and just joked with the lady handling mine. They are just human beings and if you have nothing to hide, there is no reason for them to refuse you.

Like I said in previous post, the only thing extra I did was take a letter from a friend I was going with(British) don't know if that did anything. Best of luck

I applied as a US tourist from the UK and was given. As long as you are working with payslips etc. I was not even married so did not have any UK spouse but I did ask a friend who we were going together to write me a letter to corroborate that we were travelling together.

SO if you have a spouse, partner, famly who is British it might help if they gave you a letter.

However, the typical scenarios I hear are that Nigerian Students in the UK are often refused, but if you are working and have your payslips and bank statements, you are typically given.

LOL

tiniyata:
thread too long. OP go and get married and stop consolin yourself, n no b by grammar

I quite expected lazy and blind responses. but first, I didnt write the notes saw it on facebook and it makes perfect sense to me and mirrored most of my thoughts.
Secondly, I AM ENGAGED to be married but the thread still makes perfect sense to me because the marriage is just something great that just happened to come along my way while i focussed on other greater things that I am more more interested in.

There is a general misconception that every single woman is praying day and night, for a spouse. This is incorrect. Personally, I find myself praying more about my career and bank account balance than I do about a potential life partner.

This isn’t an article about how I don’t need a man or how men aren’t important. Truth be told, men are important and marriage, when done properly, can be a wonderful thing. But I have come to the realization that marriage is a part of life and not life itself. I came to this realization a few years ago. There I was, 24, single and heart broken over another failed relationship when the thought hit me. “Glory, what if God, has decided that you won’t get married for another 5 years? Are you really going to spend the next 5 years of your life, throwing pity parties and wondering if the next guy, who says ‘hello’ is the one? Surely, there has to be something more fulfilling to do with your time”. There and then I made my decision to focus on things that were within my control. i.e. finishing graduate school, my career, focusing on building my character and other aspects of life.

It’s amazing what such an outlook does to your mind set. It’s utterly liberating. I no longer wonder if the guy I met last week Saturday, is going propose in 6 months. I don’t spend my free time idly browsing through wedding dresses while sighing hopelessly and I find my emotions so at peace that I am able to be absolutely happy for all my friends who are currently in fabulous relationships, engaged or married. Unfortunately those around me are not so liberated in their own thinking.

A few weeks ago, a friend of a colleague came to the office, sporting a baby bump. I congratulated her on her upcoming bundle of joy and new marriage. Only to find her praying for me and advising me to be patient, “that my time would soon come”. I thought it strange that someone who barely knew me would think that my congratulatory messages somehow masked any form of envy for her situation. I mentioned this to my colleague later in the day and she admitted she felt awkward about it too but mentioned that she had done similar to a single friend of theirs earlier.

I’d have put her actions down to pregnancy hormones, if I hadn’t experienced various versions of this ‘single woman needs a man’ attitude in various aspects of society. A friend of mine, recently, went to speak to her pastor about some challenges she was facing at work. After 30minutes of speaking with him, she left without discussing her problem. Why? Because the pastor had decided the bigger issue, was her unmarried status and began to pray about that instead. Another friend of mine complained to me about how her married friends completely cut her out of social activities because she always had a different date and their husbands think she is a ‘bad influence’.

Single men are also not excluded from this new form of single women xenophobia. For some reason, men think, hinting at the prospect of marriage is sufficient to keep any single women under lock and key. Recently, a guy who I had decided not to date told me he didn’t understand my reason for being unnecessarily picky. Apparently, my age didn’t afford me the luxury of time and since he had already told me he was willing to propose, in a few months, he didn’t see why I was being hesitant. Clearly, he had me mistaken for someone who actually gave a damn.

With these various attitudes, it’s no wonder some single women find life frustrating. Sometimes, I wonder if we actually want to get married because we’ve found the right person or because society wont leave us alone. You’d think with all the stories of divorce, people would be a little more careful before they said their ‘I do’s’. On the contrary, our society has made marriage into this utopia that is the answer to all things. Whereas, life itself still continues after marriage. The woman you are, your career, your values, education, financial status and character are still ingredients you need to make life pleasant after marriage.

I see getting married, like the days after secondary school when everyone was anxiously waiting to enter university. Some of my friends traveled immediately after the final secondary schools exams, while I waited to write JAMB. Those days, conversations were filled with who got what result, what school they got accepted into and what they were studying. Some people had to repeat various exams just to enter their preferred universities. Today, no one remembers any of that because we are all at enviable levels in our respective careers. The same is true about marriage, one day, in a few years time, no one will care who got married first or who got married last.


I think accepting being single is a big step in accepting who you are and giving yourself room to enjoy life and all it holds, instead of constantly concentrating on what’s missing. Most guys can spot a woman fishing for a proposal a mile away and will use that as a tool to play you as they see fit. But when you are a confident woman, who is about her business, you wouldn’t have time for any time wasters and only the truly serious men will be able to get your attention. The sooner everyone admits that there is more to life than being married, the sooner we single ladies can have some peace. We will all get married at some point, but in the meantime there are other things to get on with. There are places to visit, new people to meet, promotions to fill and money to be made! So please, the next time the urge takes you to pray about my single status, kindly include my need for a bigger account balance in such prayers. Many thanks!
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lefulefu:
u know my white girlfriend had asked me why is it u naija girls love money so much that u willing to do anything for it and i told her thats how God created the naija women

Lol keep disgracing ur mothers and sisters because u low self esteem black man is shaking over oyinbo.  

As a black professional 9ja female working in canary wharf (working hard and getting paid well!). I am sure the poor girl is feeding off how you have potrayed ur family members and the two kobo girls u ve been chasing all over the place.

Btw, am out of here, decided to enjoy my day off on nairaland and came across this mumu thread, off to feed my husky full - grown and capable man   some more important things than coffee and breakfast.

lefulefu:
na wich one dey bite u for inside?

When you ignorantly asked,

My white girlfriend fed me my breakfast in my bed \yeste rday morning.She woke me with a peck on my cheek and snuggled into bed with me spoonfeeding me
my breakfast after giving me coffee.i looked deeply into her seagreen eyes as she spoonfed me my breakfast and i thought what a lovely angel she is.can a nigerian woman be as romantic as this my sweet oyibo girlfriend?

Any sensible female  including ur oyinbo - (note the word sensible) would dump any man that makes such comments

Lol, @ some 9ja men sha in london, nothing wrong in dating a girl of whatever color but when you have to express it on a social media, and losing everything that makes you manly because of a woman it shows how bush you are and what class you belong.

Quite frankly, for men like you, I am only happy to leave you to white women,  I can almost see you grinning beside her like a dimwit, one less mumu to trouble me,

The world population is increasing that means:

Number of single women are on the increase
Number of single men are on the increase
Number of married women are on the increase
Number of married men are on the increase
Number of children are on the increase etc.

Crude Nigerian men tire me with their silly statistics as a result of their insecurities about women, you will never see another race comment just to bring their women down. Real men are too busy doing intelligent things!

I had a bf who thought i was cheating and confronted him about it when i wanst it. But i eventually ended up cheating because I knew that as there was no trust, the relationship was over anyways.

I hated being on my tiptoe and having to account for every thing to convince him i was cheating, so please be careful what you do o!

these topics are quite common on nairaland where it seems for the woman in a relationship its all about money.

For a hardworking, honest female like myself . i find it quite sad, do 9ja women not work anymore that everything is about the guy having to buy some ATM card or brazillian hair etc?

Anyways back to the question, unfortunately the 9ja society has made it almost a man's responsibility(i wont go into feminine rights etc), but for me, i pay my bills, do all my things myself etc. my bf may decide to give me a treat or sometimes pay for something like my hair cos he really likes the hair (I have had to say no sometimes cos i dont like to feel like I am owned by a man) but i definitely don't see myself as his responsibility as I dont ask for things.

I guess i just live in the age of independent women,

Na wa for women o! I dont think your experience should speak for all women. I have cheated on bfs because i wanted to and i was bored and liked the thrill,

I didnt feel broken or emotionally instable, I am at the moment dating a guy we plan to get married, do i sometimes feel like cheating? truthfully YES! and he's damn good in bed.

Will I cheat? most likely NO unless he gives me a good reason to, not because I am broken or unstable.

Women, (those who tell the truth and dont use silly holier than thou attitude!) have the same urge tp sleep with other people as men do, its up to the individual MAN or WOMAN to weigh their priorities and decide if it is worth it. I have weighed mine and decided to be faithful because he is m ature enough and worth it.

For d same reason a girl gives a guy a fake number,  not interested

Mr London. Moremi is a female hostel in Unilag!

This might be unpopular but publicity ios what these militants thrive on. The more panic is spread, the more likely the attacks will continue.

I wish the US kept its nose out of this, all this spotlight will just make the terrorists more excited even if they didnt plant the bomb in the first place!

Lol@ men who think they r d bomb because they r players and girls are the ho's. The repercussion is girls always get away with it because they dont disucss their escapades.

I know loads of girls myself included who have had our full share in the past, not because of money or pressure but becasue i felt like. I will have sex if and when i want to when i was single or in non-committed relationships.  If you see me though, u will think I am d most innocent thing ever. lol.

I am engaged to my fiance, do i care if he finds out? not really,  i will never cheat on him (at least am trying not to unless he messes up) , i am the best gf he can ever have but if he wants to dump me cause of my past, then he's really only going to move on to another (past or present) ho.

Player ko, player ni. How can u justify its ok for a man to be a player? was he sleeping with himself, is it not women he was sleeping with?

Thats why I like the  western world, everybody does as they like - male and female equal and when they decide to commit, its honest, not like stupid 9ja men sleeping around and the girls pretending they are ok when they know how many married men they rocked in d past.

reminds me of Unilag aristo chiks, as soon as we graduated, these chics are the first to get married, not even the so called good girls.

MRbrownJAY:
oh lawd, see all these women coming here defending this sexual blackmail!!!

are you actually saying that if a husband helps with the house chores, a woman's body will later be more responsive to sexual advances?!?!?! tell me you aint saying this!
but hey if the husband stayed at home all day lazying about without going to work maybe he would have more stamina to have s e x with her all night.
i can find many other ways to make a woman feel love other than cleaning the house.

who in here said that helping your partner is wrong? no one! we just said that it shouldnt be a requirement for getting something that is supposedly HER DUTY.
then you are the same people who will turn around and cry your eyes out when learning that your partner cheated on y'all, while wondering:" why did it happen to me". . . . . . . . . the reason is right there above!

I knew a bush man will bring up the 'your man will cheat on you thing' It's so old and most females are so over it already.

All i said was if your wife/ gf / partner feels like she is doing things alone, it will make her feel emotionally drained and not exactly turned on sex/ lovemaking has to do with emotions unless she is a LovePeddler and there are many ways a man can turn a woman on and vice versa, 

For me, the best love making happens when my man helps in the kitchen, he doesnt do a lot, but just knowing he is there watchin me cook and just a basic turning off the cooker makes me so emotionally charged.

Would i have sex even if he didnt do it? yes! i would but it wont be as passionate as when i feel like he has made an effort to be helpful.

9ja men open your eyes and treat your woman well, the moment either starts to see sex as a duty, the relaionship is doomed and stupid men will start to claim she is making them go outside the house for sex, when they have done nothing to help the relationship