₦airaland Forum

stagger:
Money is not the root of all evil. Don't misquote the Bible. That passage clearly says that it is "the love of money" that is the root of all evil, not money itself.

He wasn't quoting the Bible, bro. He was just talking the common talk on people's tongue at times like this.

TPAND:
Money is truly the root of all evil. I am discombobulated

Thank you. I just learned a new English word from you.

Atiku2019:
But I have to check my mails before 7am

Use your lappy not your fone. But if you are not an entrepreneur, as stated above then you can use your phone. Good day.

naptu2:
KweseSports is coming

Kwesesports will soon win the deal to beat Supersports or whatever, out of the way. You see what happened with EPL? That's the news bro!

Wow, you don blow!

DeBlessedOne:
HUMBLESMITH: hello, I wana place an order for a Range Rover Evoke 2016 model.
CAR DEALER: okay, may I know who is speaking?
HUMBLESMITH: its ur boy Humblesmith.
CAR DEALER: okay sir. The Range Rover Evoke 2016 model is 62 million naira and shipping fee to ur location is N300,000 naira excluding customs fees. Do I confirm your order sir?
HUMBLESMITH: Otu ocha!! Hello! Its humblesmith o not Davido?!! I don't have 30 billion anywhere o! Please just give me something to show my fans on instagram.
CAR DEALER: We have other options that you can choose from sir. Would you prefer a Pajero 2001 model suv?
HUMBLESMITH: how much?
CAR DEALER: N950,000. No delivery charge cos We're Clearing the stock.
HUMBLESMITH: is that ur last?
CAR DEALER: yes sir. Can I place your order?
HUMBLESMITH: nwanu! Send that one.
CAR DEALER: quantity sir?
HUMBLESMITH? Isi gini? Na convoy I wan buy? Biko na one I fit buy. U know say Jukwese wey I sing last no blow like that so I still dey manage.
CAR DEALER: ok sir. Your order has been placed. Ur ref number is R23225525JH. You delivery should arrive within 6 working days. Thank you for shopping with Jiji.



SIX DAYS LATER.... The car arrives, Smith puts it on instagram and his fans are like.

AnthonioAlsaid:
this guy just too correct!


meanwhile I just subscribed glo 10gb/ 2500( used to purchase the 3.2/1000 plan)


data sweet sha! see me see YouTube, I don almost watch the full YouTube finish.


abeg in case any of una get video wet una never watch abeg send am give me.

E go soon clear for ya eyes o when you lick the thing finish with YouTube big tongue. Abeg nor come dey blame anybody for ya village o

iyamchee:
Nigerians just like being stupid....
Efe is not even Richer than Mayorkun....
abeg free this guy....

Mayorkun, how? I nor understand. Abeg, explain how Mayorkun take get pass 25m for account. Thank you.

rusher14:
Doesn't matter if that was her intention.

The question should be was the pastor, a married man having an amorous relationship with her?

I don't know. That one, I can't answer. God knows all that's seems hidden to man.

olrotimi:
Could we then say Baba Adeboye wasn't directed by the spirit to pick Pastor John?

Show me where Baba Adeboye said he was directed by any spirit to pick the man.

Georgville:
It could be she took the screen shots same day they chatted, hence the time indicator on the messages.

Why should she screenshot for a keep, even ;when the going was good? For the purpose of blackmail, of course! She's a blackmailer.

Vorigo:
I don't see the point of tagging Tonto here

Side chick remains side chick regardless. What's the point of shagging a guy you can't flaunt. It's like being "politely" asked......."can I simply Bleep you then go back to my wife?"

Y'all be celebrating Oloshism then cry village witches when you finally experience it.

Nairaland........smh

Tonto Dike, too, once did same. She tormented us with her Mr X nonsense. It's her turn to be tormented in the same way. Be my guest!

BruzMoney:
So that guy actually allowed his life to be kicked around like a ball by the ex-couples.

You are a brilliant chap! His mouth actually exposed him.

smartkester:
I don't understand o.. Why state internal Revenue go seal Federal property

Because the school is located on the state land, the state has the right to tax the institution.

I tell you! E just weak me sometimes why some guys dey disappoint person. Pussy full town dey waste wey nor see person to service them sef.

Senipapa:
I wonder why some men resort to rape, when there are thousands of ladies out there willing to serve us pussy in golden glass plates free of charge.

YonkijiSappo:
Make I no talk

Pictures they say, are worth a thousand words.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5070984_img20170122165306_jpeg2baa28feca7bdcc395475cf15d395bf5

This na Unchena's head o. IPOB be like...

ollah2:
Common bro. Nigeria is a tiny portion of the world

And they always scamper to bring their products to a tiny and or an irrelevant country like Nigeria? I hear you. Anyway, you belong to a tiny nation.

You don't know what you are saying. In fact, what's your age? You are saying a mother is carrying her son's wedding on her head. Would you have loved it if you were replaced/represented by another man on the day of your son's or daughter's wedding while being alive o? Put on your thinking cap next time. Ok?

ozoebuka1:
Just imagine see as person dey carry another person matter for head.

Yes, she's the mother, but that does not give her any right to do such!!! in fact, I recommend Mrs obasanjo's finger to be bitten off just as the other yoruba mother in-law was cannibalized for "coming to carry load wey nobody send am"

Abudu2000:
JUST because she said it doesn't mean it's true!?


I know some gulibles will be quck to judge now, mother that hasn't left the shores of Nigeria has no say in this...

How foolish can you be? So you now live with the mother to know if she's left the Shores of the country before or not. Why not kuku say she's not the mother? Mumu!

East Gold:
Stephanie, it's over for you

It's over for freeze, Keyamo, his chamber and all otobo supporters.

paradigmshift:
.that's the only oba I respect.

When the issue of life come knocking at your door, you should contact the only oba you respect. And Ooni will contact the only Oba he respects. Let's see who's supreme.

jejemanito:

Err.... Actually, the Ooni should be ashamed of himself.

He should be ashamed of serving the Supreme God?! You should check your head.

TosineGuy:
very needful. My gf is lizzy and she wants to do jamb exams. Help me wish her all the best with likes abeg. Na my future wife i have met her parents and they gave me green lights

If She fails na you cause am. Person wey still dey do jamb na hin you dey go kno hin parents, una nor get better thing to do? Anyway, I wish her success.

That's your cup of troubles. They are happy and showing it but you are sad and showing it. You have one thing in common though and it's that you are both showing what you have. They have happiness. You have sadness in your life.

hungryboy:
The more pictures like this come out from the Pastor's camp,
The more I think him guilty of the allegations levelled against him

Thank you. That's highly misleading!

okonja:
May God bless her home, but @op, uploading of a personal picture with Jide is really misleading..only the couple's personal picture are supposed to be the only personal picture there and the rest should be group pictures.

Na him my brother. The OP just dropped wrong pics for his post.

DLGUY:
The guy in a green cap looks like Jidetheblogger.

That's not the groom. The picture was wrong.

Jodha:
Which kain thing the groom put for head.. Lol

Ok

Ok

We are getting there!

Their parents might have been paid!

Brother know-all, abeg o, show me their foto for inside same hotel and their sitting arrangements side by side for plane, because me nor dey online when the lady dey show all of una. Abi una just dey desperately believe wetin you nor see because you can't wait to see the fall of the man? Answer me, I dey wait abeg.

Guestlander:
Another round of meaningless obfuscation. How difficult is it to ask the lady and the pastor to provide their passports and all these nonsense can be laid to rest.
Is it by coincidence that a "cheap prostitute" and a pastor are traveling to the same country and staying in the same hotels at the same time?
Nigerian are weird if you tell them your governor is a thief they will reply by saying the governors of Adamawa and Gombe are also thieves just to obfuscate the main issue.

LAFO:
If to say you get source now, seun for put you for FP

You see yourself! Where you dey so, Back P?