₦airaland Forum

tsephanyah:
If your house was on fire while you were asleep, you wouldn't wake up. Sense of smell is off when you're sleeping.

Wow. I never thought of this ever! That's why people get burnt to death in their sleep when their house is on fire.

decode55:
I may get banned for this, but honestly. This thrash should NOT be on the front page of Nigeria (and Africa's) largest forum.

Why should anyone with sense ban you for this sincere comment? People have been complaining about trashes gracing the front page of a great and international forum like NL, but the management keep ignoring.

Little do they know that some people are monitoring the developments and as well planning something better to overtake this beautiful initiative of the man that started this place. Never say never, it's better they adjust now before someone outsmarts them here and present us with another forum that will fly in no time.

A word...

ShySteady:
"If you want to lay eggs, look for a soft nest"

I didn't understand this expression many years ago when I first heard it.

In this context, it makes pure sense!

Yorubas will say eat only frog with eggs. In this context, Yorubas will understand what it means.

dotunbidemi:
OshoBaba is too merciful, if I were the one will take away their Senatorial tickets... you can't hold the party Ransome and still want to ride on the wings of the party to clinch the senatorial seat... meaning you can't eat your Cake and have it... very sure pdpigz and ipob can't understand hence we have gat to break it down

That's the next move bro. The tickets will be taken away from them soon.

deomelllo:
....but have you ever seen a grown old man and a twitter nuisance crying and moaning about another man and how his family celebertaes their birthday?

Maybe the family decided to celebrate privately as private citizens? celebrated privately


Fond something better to do with your life instead of following ,some idiotic twitter clown spreading fake rubbish all over the place.

Jobless and ipobs are twins

You're a die-hard eediot. You have been bursted here several times but you insisted on defending what doesn't concern your family.
You now have to start defending your f*olishness with the picture of the dead man's 75th birthday. I'm sorry for you.

Oma307:
I am suspecting that you are the father of the boy

Not be only you dey suspect him o. Abi, why covering someone else child with Jesus blood!

Ultimus:
Do I need to copy Freeze's exact reply to this kind of comment before you have sense?

If you have to copy exact Freez's reply, I will wonder if you have sense of your own at all.

kiddoiLL:
“You see why I love you, you are so full of surprises and always ready to gift me with precious things”
Sounds exactly like what an Olosho will say

You see that. No. No more money no more love.

chido20:
why you no go love am

You see that. No. No more money no more love.

Yewandequeen:
Yeske. When actresses that only exist on NL grace fp nko, how much more a non trouble finding bonafide NL like me. It was my birthday so you guys just had to celebrate with me no two ways about it.

It's true sha.

Yewandequeen:
my frequency has to do with my availability. I don't work on Tuesdays n Wednesdays, so this gave me all the time I needed to be everywhere according to you... Lol

And about having a plan... Well I don't know about that.

Lol. By plan, I only meant you had birthday coming and you intended flooding the NL with your beautiful pics.

Bobby4090:
Its not a tragedy. She planned it all to deceive the public. She disparately wanted a baby and he was available to give her one. it was a well rehearsed scheme. Marriage was out of the question from day one.

Too much sense dey for sha. You've explained exactly what happened.
Linda never wanted any man for anything. She loved to be a career woman, that won't be ordered around by any man but she needed a child. It was all well planned and executed. What I don't know is if the man was also in the know on this game. But Linda knew what she wanted.
Mocking Linda is a waste of time. She knew the end from the beginning.

Happy birthday, Yewande. I observed your frequency on almost every post on NL for 2 days now, little did I know you have a plan. I wish you the best in 2019. I was almost tempted to ask for your account number but I don't want to offend any mods. Enjoy your day.

Yewandequeen:
Na, I guess it's the editing. I don't do heavy make up. Just the lips n brows and I am good. Thanks for the wishes.

Does this help?

I thought you would also respond on the relationship status he mentioned. You only provided a picture to prove your makeup was light and that you're not above 28.

Yewandequeen:
Lol. So you think this is centred around his down comedy business?

Not really. But somehow it could be. You don't wanna know why many of these artists keep buying cars for their wives on her birthday or wedding anniversaries, AY, Basket Mouth etc, those guys play rough too much. Many of those "gifts" are bribes.
If you can't afford thosw gifts, as celebrities and you wanna be playing outside games, you will choose one o.

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He owns oil wells in Kuwait


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Lie!

ruggedmallaam:
PMB IS SMARTER!
By: Adolf Ransom Pepple
Atiku has engaged the man who allegedly manipulated the United States presidential election results in favour of Donald Trump. He has paid the man $1m to help him rig Nigeria's presidential election in his favour.
But when they were strategizing in Dubai, it was observed that such rigging cannot happen in Nigeria if electronic transmission of results is not deployed.
The Senate President, Bukola Saraki, who is Atiku's Campaign DG smartly manipulated the electoral act bill, removed the clause that says votes should be counted. It contains only the one that says results should be announced. He also made it mandatory that results should be transmitted electronically in a country where almost half of its territory has no communication network. How can you announce a result that was not counted? So their rigging expert can manipulate the figures online. If he could do it in United States, is it in Nigeria that he cannot do it? This is the secret behind their jactitations that they will defeat President Muhammadu Buhari.
And one Oby Ezekwesili, one of Obasanjo's stooges, called a Press Conference to persuade President Buhari to give assent to such rubbish. Presidential candidate my ass!
The obvious is that President Buhari will never sign that document. We will use the electoral act put together by a PDP-dominated National Assembly, and assented to by a PDP president of Nigeria. Any other position on this matter is absolute bunkum!
Saraki and Dogara can do whatever they like. Let them override the president and assent to the electoral bill. Let us see who would implement it.
This was what they went to Dubai to plan. But if you hold your own in your palm, do you know what I have in my pocket?
President Buhari and APC are always two steps ahead of them. Let the heaven fall. That manipulation cannot stand. It will not come to pass.
I rest my case!

We know your type. This idea is from your thought and nobody sent you. But by the time the animal catch the hunter we know your story will change again.

bettercreature:
Leaving your husband because he cheats make no sense especially when you have 3 kids already
This is no America or Canada
All men cheats
Even the broke ones cheats let alone those that has money

You reason well. Money must be involved. If the guy still gets gigs well now you nor go hear story. Na wetin still dey keep Ayo Mayokun marriage intact be that; money.

Yewandequeen:
If they are still friendly exes then their relationship can still work.

You're very right. Probably if the guy's comedy business picks up again. Otherwise, even the friendship will become broken up again soon.

ignant:
He deserves the electric chair. Is his remorse sufficient penance for the 289 people who would have lost their lives if not for the timely remedial?

He has ample time in prison to finish the terrorist manual.

Sick bastard.

If he had been blown away that time, would he now be remorseful in hell and be pleading to go to heaven? Hell no! Let him rot there.

victorian:
When you don't value the wife, you have at home and she eventually leaves.
A better man, richer comes along, take her with the kids join. Lol


Same thing happened to a friend of mine. She's now remarried to one of the shareholders of Silverbird group of companies. Her status has tripled, she travels abroad like water. While her ex husband is still there in okokomaiko doing fine boy.

Serves Ik ogbonna right!

Cause a woman love you to the end, and has given birth does not mean she is automatically useless. There is someonelse quietly waiting for una divorce, so he can take her for himself. Lol

We will be alive to read the follow up of this ya friend's story in no too long time.
All that glitters is not gold.

MichaelBukamzy:
Seeing these kind of women, makes me wonder where they can be found. this country filled with farm tools?

You're still a young man. You can see that the major reason the woman was "worshipping" the man is beacusw of what the man could offer. What do you think the woman would do if he (the man) was unable to meet her "needs"? Would she still need down worshipping her and even threw it up on the social media?

NOC1:
Behold and I saw the massive crowd rushing out to see Atunwa, lo i heard the second voice saying "son check out if you can count them", the third voice came loud and clear saying "Rejoice oh ye son of man for Kwara is liberated, that the Sarakians have fallen"
And i asked master is Lagos not going to be liberated and he said to Me in no distant time the news will spread over, that an Army is been raised for this battle, "fear not for the mighties will soon cry" and I said Amen.

The Sarakis won't fall in Kwara. At least, not now. If Bukola loses in PDP, his sister is in APC. Either way Sarakis will still continue to enslave Kwarans.

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ArmedRobber:
how old re u ?? you re a learner in politics.
amosun only direct them to contest under another platforms once the win the decamp back to apc.
amosun their principal is the apc candidate for ogun central.
same thing rochas is doing for his inlaw. have u seen uche nwosu AA party campaign billboard with buhari on it ? that is the plot. if uche wins he decamps back to apc.while rochas still apc senatorial candidate .

that move might backfire. some of them didnt get return ticket in Apc so they had to look elsewhere to push their ambition

Thank you for shedding more light.

gaby:
Unable to watch the video for whatever reason, but I'm very sure the content of Oyedepo's statement in the video is different from what is reported, based on his intelligence and persona.

In case I'm wrong, that'd be disappointing, because one would expect people of his status and enormous follower-ship to be mindful of their utterances especially as it relates to National issues so as not to be seen as fanning the embers.

You didn't get it. He wanted The President to put the rumour mongers to shame by addressing the nation that he's the real Buhari, that Nigerians voted for. That's not too much to ask, is it?

EgunMogaji:
This won’t work well in Nigeria at least not without additional development. The dirt in Nigeria is first class and the spray force that might be needed may strip paint

You're right, baba. Again, padded cars may be the only group of cars qualify for this kind of wash, in order to avoid water penetration into the engine through the underneath or bonnet because of some not well closed car bonnets.

Power supply is not another stumbling issue to the advent of this lovely 'invention' in my nation.

Inorder words, we're still far from this, at least a little far.

Topmaike007:
oga she has apologize oo,

Yes, she has. I apologize too. I supposedly missed the calculation. I will come back again.

Topmaike007:
oga she has apologize oo,

Yes, she has. I apologize too. I supposedly missed the calculation. I will come back again.

IamD18:
This girl can do anything for attention.

I'm sure she's behind this stunt just to feel important.

I doubt it, because all I read in that sh*t is insults to a very rich family and a gentleman like Otedola.

Topmaike007:
even if he is the owner who is Linda to broadcast it to the world...Linda is gone already .

Gone? Where! Oh, because you see Femi Falana handwriting in the paper? Lol. You're definitely new to Linda's story. She has never apologized for things like this and she won't do it now.

NwaAmaikpe:




I stand with Abayomi only if he stands with Atiku.
But I'd never stand with Linda because of the stench from her underneaths.

Linda is a cocky monster.
She'd never apologize.

I like the last line: She'd never apologize. She has not done it before on any story whether fake or real like this one they are trying cover up story and she's not gonna do it now.