₦airaland Forum

That, in a way, portrays the state of the nation.

Try Orlu, same Imo State. Was stuck there for two days last week.

I see the good, the bad and the ugly

OK.

Hmmmm.

Police is your friend

Rain wouldn't allow us to see in Calabar

He was cleanly obtained. Wicked!.....




Police is your friend!

Why is he running?

Aproko journalists
Amebos
Gbeboruns
Gboromidelerus



The judge sef

Aproko journalists
Amebos
Gbeboruns
Gboromidelerus



The judge sef

Aproko journalists
Amebos

So we heard before......

Same story.

Lame

starlingslimnet:
Now this is stupidity and pure madness.....these guys should learn to separate tradition from Faith.

The church is blind... Anglican are blind

Are you through? Honestly we like this blindness.

The guidelines are not forced on the intending couple. So, the choices are totally theirs.


I am a proud Anglican and I am (we are) not blind.


Family values must be restored!

frontwave:
The bargain price go reduce ni.

Hahaha. Wicked.

My maths teacher did this for us when I was in SS2. Anglican Grammar School, Iju - Itaogbolu. Ondo State.

Majority leader of the House of Representatives,
Femi Gbajabiamila, says there wouldn’t be an All
Progressives Congress, without Bola Tinubu.
Gbajabiamila stated that Tinubu was used by God
to bring together all the components that make
up the ruling party.


He said this during an interview on ‘Straight Talk
with Kadaria’ where he talked about the crisis
that emanated from his tussle for the Speakership
of the House of Representative with Yakubu
Dogara.


Gbajabiamila was asked whether he shared the
widespread belief that he lost due to the revolt of
some members of the House of Representatives to
Tinubu.


He responded saying :


“We have heard this and we have always heard
about Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Its such a
shame that in this country, that is what we have
to say about somebody who you know, like it or
leave it, without Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu we
wouldn’t have an APC today.”


“He is not God but he is a vessel God has used to
put that party together. He has put in his sweat.
He has put in his money, He has put in his
intellect, he has put in his energy. For those of us
who know, he was the bedrock of the party.”



http://ynaija.com/femi-gbajabiamila-bola-tinubu-apc/

CALABAR—The Dean, Faculty of Law, University of
Calabar, Prof. Cyril Ndifon, accused of sexually
assaulting a 20-year-old 400-level student in his
office was yesterday suspended by the panel
instituted by the school’s Vice Chancellor,
Professor Ivara Esu.

Professor Ndifon, who is the first professor of
Law from Cross River State, was briefly arrested
and detained by the police and later released on
Wednesday before he was suspended yesterday
evening by the panel set up to investigate him.

The professor was accused by mother of the
victim, Mrs. Irene Akpan, in a letter sent to the
university, alleging that the incident happened
between 3 and 5pm on August 29 at the dean’s
private office on the top floor of the faculty
building.

According to the lady, Professor Ndifon forcibly
had sex with her daughter after a fierce struggle.
The school authorities confirmed receipt of
complaints from the victim, while the police also
affirmed it but was quick to add that the matter
was undergoing thorough investigation.

Narrating her daughter’s ordeal, Mrs Akpan
explained that the dean had set a one-hour test
for the students on that Saturday, assigning two
lecturers to carry out the supervision.

She alleged that 20 minutes to the end of allotted
time, Ndifon entered the hall and ordered the
students to stop writing.

She said while the students were preparing to
submit their answer sheets, Ndifon approached her
daughter, tore her answer sheet and left the
shreds on the seat.

Mrs. Akpan said: “He walked straight to my
daughter’s desk, collected the script and tore it.
He left the torn script on her seat, so the girl
collected the pieces and put them in her bag.
According to her, you will still have to pass
through the faculty before leaving the building.

“She said as they were leaving, the dean accosted
her again and asked if she still had the shredded
script, she said yes. He instructed her to follow
him to the general dean’s office to recopy the
answers on another plain sheet, which she did.”

“The unsuspecting girl followed him to the general
office where two people were, including the dean’s
secretary. The office of the dean is on the first
floor of the building, according to my daughter.

“She said while writing in that office, the dean who
had earlier gone out, came in again and instructed
her to follow him to his private office on the
second floor so that she could comfortably use the
table.”

The victim’s mother said five minutes after getting
to his private office, the dean locked the door,
concealed the key and started making advances,
adding that they struggled but Ndifon subdued her
and had sex with the girl.

She said her daughter was later taken to Airport
Police Station, along IBB Way in Calabar, where she
gave statement and also had medical examinations
at the police clinic.

The Public Relations Officer of the university, Mr.
Effiong Eyo, said the institution was seriously
looking into the matter.

“A panel has been set up to look into the matter.
The authorities are looking seriously into it,” Eyo
said.

Also, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr.
Hogan Bassey, said the command was investigating
the case.

He said: “The case of rape or sexual assault
requires discreet investigation and we have to
handle it with care.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/unical-prof-suspended-over-alleged-rape-of-student/

Una never ready to move. When you are ready, you make use of your legs!

It's called, shop sleeper.
Newest way of shopping!

Sad

Proudly 14%.

But wait oh.......from where and on whom was the survey carried out?

How e take affect the price of iPhone 6?

I would tell you that you have spoken well.
I would tell you that Nigeria is in trouble. Real trouble.

A 70 year old man might have cheated death when
he bounced back to life after spending over 30
hours in a mortuary in Makurdi, the Benue state
capital. Doctors at a private hospital in the town
had on Saturday, August 26, 2015, certified Amos
Otene dead at 4. 30 am and promptly covered him
up and wheeled him into the mortuary, awaiting
instructions from members of the family for
embarment.

As further proof that Otene was dead, the
doctors extracted the requisite body fluid and
other substances from the corpse, for post
mortem examination which was to ultimately
reveal the cause of death.

According to the family, the hospital admitted
Otene on Friday August 25 after he complained of
severe toothache which had persisted for several
days. As the news of Otene’s death spread, family
members and other sympathisers continued to
throng the hospital.

On Sunday, when one of his children, Eche, who
lives in Lafia visited, he was taken to the
mortuary to confirm that his father had indeed
passed on. According to Eche, at about 1.39 pm,
“the morticians at the hospital wheeled out the
trolley containing my father and unveiled the face
for me to see.

It was in this process that the supposedly he
started raising his right hand and all of us fled
towards the reception area of the mortuary. From
a safe distance we watched as my father lifted
himself and sat on the bed and that was about
seven minutes later. One of the attendants
eventually summoned enough courage and
approached my father who fell back on the trolley.”

Eche said that the doctors ordered that the
resurrected man be readmitted in the ward where
some medication was administered and he was
placed on fresh round of drips. He remained in the
ward till Tuesday when the doctors carried out
series of tests and certified Otene fit for
discharge.

Encounter with death

As at Wednesday at the Otene’s Old GRA residence
in Makurdi, well-wishers continued to troupe
there to catch a glimpse of the resurrected man.
Until his retirement in 2012, Otene worked at
the Department of Forestry of the Federal
Ministry of Agriculture in Makurdi. In what may
well be an apparent case of near-death experience,
Otene said that, “what I remember is that I was in
a vehicle and traveled a long distance.

When I got there, there were many people and
there was a lot of celebration and merriment and
the people were happy. But they did not allow me
to stay with them. They said I should go back and
repeat my work.

I am much better now and I thank God for
everything and I also owe many thanks to the
hospital for taking care of me and my family
members who have been worried. I hope they will
continue to be with me until I am completely free
from this stress.”

It’s a miracle

Otene’s wife, Elizabeth, was not aware that her
husband had ‘passed’. Her children did not inform
her because, according to them, she is
hypertensive and they feared that informing her
would have caused additional damage.

According to Elizabeth, “they did not tell me that
my husband died, they only told me after the
resurrection and I think it is a miracle. I ask God
to forgive me for doubting when they told me that
he died and resurrected.

After his resurrection he developed high appetite
for food and he has been demanding for
food. Eche, the son said,”this is God’s miracle. We
glorify God’s name. God is merciful and we can’t
thank Him enough for keeping my father alive.
What if they had embarmed him? They did not
because they were waiting for us. And when I
visited the man came alive. It’s God’s work.”
Faulty death certification

But medical experts say Otene could not have died
in the first place and that the question of
resurrection was out of the question. The only
explanation, according to a Makurdi-based medical
practitioner, Dr. Ameh Edace, is that, “he was in a
long coma. He was in a long coma if he came back
to life before embarment.”

Also reacting, the Medical Director of Rekiya
Memorial Hospital, Kaduna, Dr. Bello Mohammed,
said that, “in the history of medicine, there has
not been any case of anybody coming back to life
after being certified dead.

It is not possible but when you talk of miracle,
that is a different thing altogether because with
miracle, anything can happen.

But if a person is pronounced clinically dead, he
remains dead and there is no way he can come
back to life, certainly, not after 24 hours. For this
case in question, the only medical explanation is
that the patient was in a long coma.

If a doctor had certified the patient dead, then
the competence of that doctor should be
questioned. For sure, there is something wrong
with the death certification.

OK. We have hear

The picture will change after 4 years

The Coalition Against Corrupt Leaders has
responded to the defence made by former
Governor of Lagos state, Governor Babatunde
Fashola, regarding the N78 million website fiasco.

Fashola had written a letter titled ‘When you
wrestle with a pig, the pig gets happy and you get
dirty, where he took swipes at CACOL.

On Saturday, August 25, CACOL responded with a
swipe of its own, describing the administration of
Fashola as anti-people.

Debo Adeniran, the President of CACOL released a
counter titled; ‘We Don’t Mind Wrestling With
The Pig As Long As It Produces The Pork.’

He said, “The Oxford Advanced Learner’s
Dictionary defines a “pig” as an unpleasant or
offensive person; a person who is dirty or greedy.

Based on this premise, leaders who deliberately
run elitist, oppressive and draconian government
can only be described by no other name, but pigs.

“A government that causes so much hardship to
the largest stratum of the socio-economic ladder,
whereas it engages in obscene affluence all in the
name of white elephant projects that have no
direct bearing on the suffering Lagosians, is
nothing but a pig.

“It will be foolhardy for a man who requires pork
to say he wouldn’t wrestle with a pig. How does he
intend to get it? After all it has been said, ‘No
willing pig provides pork; whoever desires pork
wrestles the pig down for it!’

“Basically, what concerns us more is the issue of
suspected corruption embedded in the award and
execution of contracts in the regime of Babatunde
Fashola, as illuminated by the award of this
N78.3m website contract.

“Every IT person CACOL has contacted put an
over-bloated estimate of the cost of the website
at about N6m. We are not surprised that a
contract that could have cost N6m could be
ballooned to N78.3m, because that is a trademark
of Mr. Fashola’s administration.

“The website contract is an eye opener and
lending credence to the allegations of the ‘True
Face of Lagos’ where most of the contracts
awarded before 2010 were said to have been
immorally inflated by the regime of Babatunde
Raji Fashola.”

Can you write?

Dial 911

e come be as e get oh