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queensenglish91: Vaseline is very cheap.

Vaseline and kiss, any juxtaposition?
Chaii na only you waka come?

temigracie: hmmmn..kissing tutorials

Learning is good; practice is better. Shall we?

Matthewbriggs: Hahah ... I perfectly understand where you are coming from, especially at bolded. I hardly keep anyone close. Male or female. So it's pretty difficult for me to be friendzoned in the first place.

I prefer having lots of acquaintances to friends. I function better that way.

Yeah... I also prefer casual companions to committed friendship so I don't get hurt.

God bless you. You have just shared my opinions. Matthewbriggs, God bless you once again.

Princesa, kindly come and read this, so you realise no big deal in friendzoning a guy, but it may also be a crime.

Raymondenyi: With d amount of girls roaming d streets looking for just 1 single husband( most will even manage half husband), n fulfulling d biblical prophesy... I don't think a laady in her rryt senses will reject dat 4rm a "suitable" suitor ...

Ofcourse wen I say "suitable" U know wat I mean...
. exactly wat I mean't ; d guy din't have. D "suitable" means to mek her happy .

So because there are girls roaming the street for husbands mean she should make decisions that she may later regret. she would have her reasons.

temi4fash: bros, Been friends with ladies is gud u just treat them like ur normal friend u don't go the extra mile... Had dis friend in skool who zoned me, I liked her and I didn't want to blow the whole friendship thingy by asking her out, she had a bf who treated her badly, disvirgined her self .. So I was the consoler and emotional spare tyre among other things.. A friend gingered me told me to ask her out. I did,she was like temi.. U can't ask me out, it was ur friend dat told u to ask me out.. I made it clear it was out of my free will I did dat.. To cut the long story short d friend dat ginger me to ask her out started straffing the helll of her I didn't know until abt 4 mnths later thru anoda friend... And u no d funny thing is me, ma gingering friend and d babe wuld prepare for exams in his room and I didn't know dai were doing it... When I asked her she said she tot I knew.. It became very clear when dai started living couples life in school and I was back to square one... Hard lesson learnt... Friendzone is a disease worse dan AIDS bro.. It diminishes u.. I still tried been friend with her still until recently I joke with her to come flex since she has started working and she told me sowi ma money get plans... Dis was someone dat chop ma money to the fullest in skool.. Den I looked back and told maself never in my life wuld I let that happen to me... I wuld never sacrifice anything dat will cost me for a gal ... Friendships with gals is a no no... Make all men dai dere lane...

Girls are so unpredictable. It's only God that knows how they reason.

The Leader of The Dreaded Boko Haram Sect,
Abubakar Shekau, is something of an Enigma;
hated by majority of Nigerians but probably
adored and revered by his followers.
Here are 10 things you probably didn’t know
about Abubakar Shekau.

1. His full names are Abubakar Shekau Faisal.
Faisal is a very cute name (according to the
ladies) commonly associated with Saudi royalty.
Girls dig his name a lot

2. He is sometimes addressed as Darul Tawheed,
a name which ladies don’t particularly like.

3. He refers to himself as the Emir of Boko
Haram (literally, King of Western Education is a
Sin). Which means he considers Boko Haram to
be a kingdom? A Kingdom without land (Federal
Government has refused to release the title
deeds to Sambisa Forest to him).

4. His mother calls him “Shekky”.

5. He had a bad case of Nappy Rash as a baby
and this explains why he always scratches his
Right thigh in all his videos.

6. Abubakar Shekau also has a bad case of
Eczema. Whenever BH attacks a town, they raid
the Pharmacies 1st

7. Abubakar Shekau prefers light skinned women
and dislikes Indian Women. This is because he is
scared to death of dying like his Idol, Sanni
Abacha.

8. As a direct consequence, Abubakar Shekau is
also allergic to Apples

9. His Weapon of Choice is the M-16 Rifle, but
he poses with an AK-47 in all his pictures
because he hates America and the M-16 is an
American Rifle.

10. He doesn’t believe in Western Education, so
he never really uses his gun anyway (seeing as
they are products of Western Education). He only
throws stones. He only rides camels too.

These have been 10 facts you probably didn’t
know about Abubakar Shekau. and loot all the
Nixoderm.
10 facts we at FNN can exclusively confirm we
probably didn’t know either.
Source:
http:///2014/06/10-things-
probably-didnt-know-boko-haram-leader-
abubakar-shekau/

This friendzone matter is now something else. Easy o guys. Aren't we going to have female friends anymore?

mencade5: that is why i said go and make friends with yours brothets, or stick with that boyfriend of yours and stop disturbing us. Selfish ladies

This guy don provoke

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Greatest gba gba....

lovelyronke20: Thanks so much.. Happy Birthday to all my birthday mates we rep July 7...

Of course, we are the reps. 7 7 Special no... Special day... Special people. One love mates

TRADELYN:
Happy Birthday to you all...
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Thanks so much. I just can't appreciate you fully. Happy B'day to my birthmate

timpaker: Boss how far na? OMA4U, I see you man. How far with that our thread na?

That thread is gone with the catastrophic loss. I will create a new one soon.

Odunharry: mencade5, ty-tymer, itbomb,normality, oahray, timpaker, oma4u ......i see una o...una get mauth

Abi now. We must begin the crusade. Friendzoning is tantamount to killing.

Sunshinelady: . Y do u hav to feel used na? But u guys also do nice stuff for ur male buddies witout feelin used, its not fair na, can't u just giv d grl clean frenship witout wanting colateral huh?

That's when the initial intention is purely friendship. but if along the line feelings arise, it still comes down to same thing. And that's the end of the friendship. You're not a guy, so you won't know the pain that comes with seeing a girl you love and care for, but she's just doing things casually with you while she knows you want her. It's killing. That's why I will prefer to hide my feelings and keep the distance. With time, it will vanish. There's someone else out there who will appreciate

jelel6: unbelievable! The reply here by guys is shocking. So the only thing that crosses these guys mind is bleeping everygirl in the world. I dey fear una oh.

I personally don't mean bleeping. I'm talking about love. Bleeping doesn't really matter as that happens casually, dating or no dating.

Sunshinelady: . My sister ask dem o, pesin no go date everybody na, haba! Lolz. Smh

No one says you should date every guy. This's it, if a guy approaches you, make it clear to him your intention that is yes or no. And if perhaps you put him on a friendship level, stay clear and let there be distance that speaks that NO. That's not friend-zone. No crime at all. But now making use of the opportunity based on the fact that he is crazily in love and ready to do anything to have you, you now begin to extort him, not only money, but also time, calling him only when you need him to help you with things that are boyfriend's responsibilities. Avoiding him emotionally, but saying thanks or giving him only a peck to show appreciation to a guy who wants to hold you tight, kiss you with unbridled emotion, who wants to be with you always, to stare at your radiant eyes, a guy who wants to have you all. Only peck or thanks won't help. You don't know the message you are passing - an assassin that uses no pistol or knife, but kills with a peck. You just draw his emotions to the slaughter slab to murder. He will begin to hate you as time passes by.

So please get this right.

ITbomb: Babe, you know me na, just because somebody post this way, it doesn't mean he is lost forever.
I still believe one special girl can change me forever, would you be that angel?

IT kai!! No throw your bomb go dat side now

3cycle: Men are adults and derive no nutritional value sucking it unlike babies that the milk nourishes and helps to grow.
But an adult with 32teeth will position himself in such a way that surprises me just to suck the breastz. Is there a means a woman can permanently wean an adult from sucking the breast?

Means? Are you kidding me? Is there any woman who wants to repudiate a man from sucking her breastz, an action that deposits wriggling and tingling sensation other than the baby who just sucks out the nutrient? c'mon.

Are you a male or female?