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PhonesRe: Twitter Begins Removing Blue Checks From Users Who Don’t Pay by Ombudsman1: 9:02pm On Apr 20, 2023
ITS A BUSINESS. THEY SHOULD GET OVER IT
Jobs/VacanciesRe: List The Skills You Have Here by Ombudsman1: 1:18pm On Apr 19, 2023
NO BE TO CARRY SACK OF SKILLS FOR HEAD LIKE YAMS. ARE YOU MONETIZING THEM? OR ARE YOU EVEN ABLE TO SELL THESE SKILLS?

INSTEAD OF BRAGGING TO BE GOOD IN TEN SKILLS BE DAMN GOOD AT ONLY TWO AND BE A WONDER IN IT.
AutosRe: Barely driven 2006 Honda Pilot First Body - untouched Engine - 3.250m IBADAN by Ombudsman1: 8:31pm On Apr 16, 2023
Adedaniel123:
Neatly maintained
First body
Leather seats
Chilling ac
Sharp engine
No issues
Documents intact

3.5m
Call/dm 09065411725.
😁😁DEY PLAY. YOU GO NEED TO REMOVE THE BATTERY AND TYRES COS E GO TEY
Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Ombudsman1: 11:40pm On Apr 10, 2023
HI, MY 2018 TOYOTA HIGHLANDER AC BLOWS SO DAMN COLD AND MADLY CHILLING EVEN AT THE LOWEST SETTING. WHAT COULD BE THE REASON GUYS? TOO TOO COLD 🥶

I RECENTLY UPGRADED NA SO THE CAR DEY BE?
HealthRe: Man Cries Out Over The Type Of Ambulance Donated By Ogun State Government by Ombudsman1: 12:23pm On Apr 10, 2023
Gucciblog:
You are a very dull person.

I'm very sure you don't know the purpose of an ambulance.

Please before you quote me stupidly, use your phone and educate yourself on the purpose of an Ambulance.

Imagine the gibberish you just typed as comment. Kai. True true Nigerians deserve the politicians they get.

Please,

1. Where will the victim/patient lay?

2. Where will the EMS officer stay to manage the patient/victim?

3. The terrain you are talking about, does it include swampy areas? If you have rode in a Keke on such roads, what does the keke rider tell you when he's unable to move?

4. What's the speed of a Keke as regards a very serious case?
FreeStuffsNG:
Thank you daddy
@FreeStuffsNG grin grin THAT WAS A VERY DEADLY AND FATAL PUNCH FROM THAT GUY.
YOU REALLY REEK OF IGNORANCE.
RN YOU SHOULD CONSIDER CALLING THE SAID KEKEMBULANCE TO COME PICK YOU UP ASAP
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Was Scammed Today At My First Day Of Work by Ombudsman1: 7:29am On Apr 01, 2023
YOU AND OGA SABINUS NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL
AutosRe: Distress Sale: Registered 2006 Lexus GS300 For Sale Price 1.3m by Ombudsman1: 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2023
zig2ryme04:
You don't need to change the engine. Get a good mechanic and ring the engine
WHY YOU NO COME RING AM DEY USE NAH

THE ENGINE IS GONE. I CAN BET MY BALLS IT SHORTS OIL TOO LIKE CRAZY. ITS AT A STAGE OF NO RETURN.

RINGING OR REBORING IS LIKE GAMBLING ITS BEST TO GET ANOTHER ENGINE
Christianity EtcRe: I Never Told Anyone That I Will Die Soon - Odumeje by Ombudsman1: 4:45pm On Mar 23, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
I pity people who worship in this kind of church, like seriously.
THE FEW TIMES I POP IN HERE, YOU'RE ON EVERY THREAD.

ARE YOU THIS UTTERLY JOBLESS? HAVEN'T YOU GOT SOMETHING TANGIBLE DOERN WITH YOUR LIFE?
EducationRe: Second-class Upper Is Overrated In Nigeria By Deji Yesufu by Ombudsman1:

#PEACE
PoliticsRe: Thug Shot Dead At Ago Palace Lagos As Voters Beat, Chase Another Thug With Dogs by Ombudsman1:
priceactionx:
People making videos and snapping and posting them without using their senses. As if they don't know how naija works.
Now if this guy truly die, police has gotten evidence to use against the estate security guys and the rest that killed him. See in naija, this is type of cases police will be interested in not the one they came to attack the polling booth. The person making the videos has implicated himself and many unconsciously. He has implicated the estate securities. They will arrest and prosecute many of them and nothing will happen.
That estate don buy market. Police have been looking for opportunities like this. They are not interested in who wanted to distrupt the elections. They have been partisan in this election. Now they will reverse what happens now against the dwellers of this estate. They have fallen into their trap.

Besides , why did you go and distrupt a peaceful elections? untop of peanuts and 2k while their children are in America, enjoying good life?
You die, you die Sara.
YOU REEK OF COWARDICE. I FEEL IT STRONGLY OVER THE INTERNET.
WAKE UP
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Writes Eti-Osa Residents, Appeals To Them To Re-Elect Him by Ombudsman1: 9:46pm On Mar 06, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Is Sanwo afraid of that small boy Gbadebo? This LP is a big distraction to Nigeria’s democracy. I watched a video of one APGA man laying curses on Obi that he’ll never achieve his aim politically for leaving APGA after taking a vow that he’ll never leave the party. I’ll be the very last person to ever trust Obi or believe he’s some sort of a messiah. Jump my comments for your own sanity, I’m not here to please anyone
MY DEAR ONE, SUCH STARK BITTERNESS WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH

YOU WON'T BE MISSED ANYWAY
PoliticsRe: DSS Joins Social Media, Gets Handles by Ombudsman1: 6:41pm On Mar 06, 2023
THE PROPHECIES OF OLD ARE PLAYING OUT
AutosRe: Who Has Experience Of Lexus RX 300 by Ombudsman1: 1:24am On Mar 05, 2023
YES. THE RX SERIES OF THE LEXUS BRAND HAVE ACHIEVED A HUGE SUCCESS OVER THE YEARS. THEY JUST DON'T DIE. RX 300,330,350.

BUT MAKE SURE YOU RUN A DIAGNOSTICS WITH AN OBD2 SCANNER. SCAN THE TRANSMISSION TOO.


ENSURE YOU BUY ONE WITH THE ENGINE UNTOUCHED AND RELIGIOUSLY ENSURE THE CATALYST IS INTACT ELSE YOU'RE DONE FOR.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by Ombudsman1: 8:47pm On Mar 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
All of them who took days off to collect PVC must show they used the days off to actuallly collect the PVC.
If you took the days off and still do not have PVC then you will recieve query and refund those days off to LASG. shikena!
check my signature for free stuffs!
SON, THERE IS A VERY THIN LINE BETWEEN EVEN UNFLINCHING LOYALTY AND PLAIN STUPIDITY BUT YOU'VE EVEN CROSSED THE REGION OF PLAIN STUPIDITY. YOU'RE BECOMING A LUNATIC NOW. A MANIAC

SHARING FREE STUFFS ALWAYS?? BUT YOU FAILED TO AQUIRE COMMON SENSE WHICH IS NATURALLY FREE.
FamilyRe: Dilemma: Would She Be A Problem For Me In Future ? by Ombudsman1: 6:01pm On Mar 04, 2023
BELIEVE ANYTHING THIS CLOWN SAYS AT YOUR OWN PERIL
AutosRe: Foreign Used Toyota Camry 2008 XLE (LAGOS) by Ombudsman1: 3:29pm On Feb 27, 2023
grin
AutosRe: Registered 08 Camry XLE Thumbstart - Leather Seats - 2.8m Last by Ombudsman1:
buygala:
Dead or comatose engines can be washed and detailed to look well...that an engine looks well on camera doesn't necessarily mean it works well.. It also follows that an engine looking dirty on camera doesn't necessarily mean it isn't in top shape.. Personally, I never wash engines of all the cars I have owned, and they were all in top shape.

Odometer readings can be tampered with

You dey find Vehicle VIN.. Shey the moto resemble your moto wey loss? huh...VIN numbers are mostly reserved for people who have shown serious interest in a vehicle, to aid them in getting the vehicle's history.

Rusted and accidented car bodies can be refurbished and pictures taken in flattering angles to look good in photos, only to look like rotten corpses upon physical inspection.

If one is seriously considering buying a vehicle, I am sure such person can afford data or call credit to inbox the seller and ask for more details as he sees fit, even videos before making a decision on whether to inspect or not.

After all said and done, nothing beats a physical inspection of the vehicle.. Pictures can downplay many defects.

Seller doesn't owe window shoppers like you on this forum anything aside a basic description of vehicle and some pictures to buttress that description... If na to see picture dey hungry you, open your family picture album and gaze at your ancestors.

Moreso, typing in caps doesn't make your poimt more intelligent. It rather shows your clear lack of online etiquette and makes you look like a nitwit.. Some say typing in caps means one is shouting.. So na who you come dey shout for for here? undecided


Oga, if you get moni to buy moto, find 100 naira data or credit and inbox seller... If then, e no give you details wey u dey find, come back here and report him.

Na mostly people wey no get shishi dey ask plenty JAMB Question for another man business.. The ones who want to and can afford the item don't make as much noise as you are making.
HI, IF THAT IS YOU ON YOUR DP, MERELY JUXTAPOSING YOUR AGE AND LOOKS WITH WHAT YOU JUST TYPED ABOVE, YOU REALLY DO SOUND AND ALSO LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.

BUT WHAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION MORE WAS THAT THE FEW JALOPY VEHICLES YOU MANAGED TO SELL IN TIME PAST, YOU ACTUALLY DID PLACE PICTURES OF THE CRAPPY ENGINE BAY ON THE ADVERT THREADS AND YOU SOLD THEM ANYWAYS.

ITS MIND BOGGLING WHY SOMEONE WHO WEARS A SHIRT AND TIE (ASSUMED TO BE SENSIBLE WITH A FUNCTIONING HIPPOCAMPUS) WOULD STILL SPEND SO MUCH TIME TYPING CRAP AND ATTACKING MY POST WHICH REEKS OF COMMON SENSE.


BUT ONE OBVIOUS TRUTH WE ALL CAN AGREE WITH YOU IS THAT PICTURES DONT DO ENOUGH JUSTICE JUST AS YOU PUTTING ON A SHIRT AND A TIE DONT LOOK AND SOUND SENSIBLE UPSTAIRS

REITERATING MY FIRST POST, ITS ONLY FAIR TO SEE PICTURES OF CRITICAL PARTS AND COMPONENTS OF A VEHICLE BY INTENDED BUYERS AND ITS VERY COMMON SENSE TO HAVE A PHYSICAL INSPECTION BEFORE PAYMENT. MOST OFTEN THAN NOT, A VEHICLE IN SOUND CONDITION WILL LOOK IT VIA PICTURE. THE OTHER FEW TIMES, THE SELLER IS TRYING TO BE CRAFTY.

NORMAL DIRT AND GRIME ON COMPONENTS WITHIN AN ENGINE BAY DOESN'T IN ANYWAY DISCREDIT A VEHICLES PERFORMANCE AT LEAST TO THE TRAINED EYE BUT THE PROBLEM WITH SO CALLED CAR DEALERS ON HERE IS THAT THEY TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO MARKET/SELL A VEHICLE WHICH THEY HAVEN'T EVEN PHYSICALLY SEEN OR INSPECTED THEMSELVES. JUST HEAR SAY FROM THE OWNER AND THEY ARE OFF TRYING TO PASS IT TO AN UNFORTUNATE BUYER.
AutosRe: Registered 08 Camry XLE Thumbstart - Leather Seats - 2.8m Last by Ombudsman1: 6:33pm On Feb 26, 2023
I REPEAT. ANYONE POSTING A CAR FOR SALE WITHOUT PICTURES OF THE ENGINE BAY, THE ODOMETER READING, THE VIN ETC. SHOULD AS MATTER OF FACT, BE TAKEN UNSERIOUSLY.

THE ENGINE CONDITION AND INTERIOR ARE WHAT THE USER ENJOYS DIRECTLY. THE OUTSIDE STATE IS FOR VIEWERS
FamilyRe: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by Ombudsman1: 1:29pm On Feb 23, 2023
Vyvyanvyvy:
Thanks . We don't want more kids.
YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU ARE ASKING
PropertiesRe: Kindly Help Me Critique This four Bedroom Bungalow Plan by Ombudsman1: 9:25pm On Feb 17, 2023
KINDLY INCLUDE A POULTRY ROOM TOO. THANK YOU grin
AutosRe: Nissan Cabster For Sale At Give Away Price 900,000 by Ombudsman1: 6:14pm On Feb 16, 2023
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A FULL GIVEAWAY. BTW, THE PROBLEM WITH THESE KIND OF VEHICLES IS THAT THEY'D ALWAYS WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AND CLAIM LIVES. THEY JUST WANT TO
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Intervenes As Tinubu Throws Hands In Air At Rivers Rally (Video/Pix) by Ombudsman1: 7:20am On Feb 16, 2023
emkz:
I was explicit enough to capture the metaphor which the submission stated clearly was not out of place as used by Tinubu.

I cannot school you on secondary school figures of speech please.
SON, YOU MAY CHOSE TO CALL THESE UTTER JABBERWOCKY MUMBOJUMBO, METAPHORICAL STATEMENTS THATS UP TO YOU.

THOSE WITH WELL FUNCTIONING FRONTAL LOBES VERY WELL KNOW THAT THESE ARE NOT SAYINGS OF A SOUND MIND AND EVEN IN COMEDY, METAPHORS ARE VERY WELL RELATABLE.

HERE'S A REAL METAPHOR FOR YOU.

TINUBU CANNOT HOLD A CANDLE TO OBI grin
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Intervenes As Tinubu Throws Hands In Air At Rivers Rally (Video/Pix) by Ombudsman1: 6:44am On Feb 16, 2023
emkz:
I think what you need is to learn how to think.

You are used to "Rivers of joy", someone played with words and said "Rivers will be a forest of joy". Instead of you to think and even use the internet, you come online to say it is a gaffe.

Education goes beyond being able to read and write, but being able to apply knowledge through thinking and doing.

I watched Tinubu's engagement at the Nigerian Economic Summit Group, and it became clear why he doesn't talk to the media. Tinubu is way too intelligent than the average politician. His clarity of thought is so impressive and he thinks ahead of your time.

There is a book: "In the Forest of No Joy: The Congo-Océan Railroad and the Tragedy of French Colonialism by J. P. Daughton". You can see where the phrase "forest of joy" comes from.

Before you criticize Tinubu, at least have above average intelligence.
I AM APOLITICAL BUT SEEING YOU SPEW THIS TRASH, I HAD A GOOD GOOD LAUGH.
THE BOOK YOU MENTIONED ABOVE, IN THE FOREST OF NO JOY CAPTURES IN VIVID DETAIL THE EXPERIENCES OF THE MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN WHO TOILED AND WORKED HARD ON THE RAILROAD.

IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY LINK TO THE SPEECH OF THAT CLOWN AND ITS A PURE GAFFE.

THE BALA BLUE GAFFE, IT ACTUALLY TURNED OUT THAT BALA BLUE IS A DRINK OF SOME SORT. I GUESS HE NEEDED TO DRINK THAT BADLY ON STAGE HENCE HE CRIED OUT "BALA BLUE". grin grin

STOP SEEING SENSE AND CRYPTIC KNOWLEDGE IN UTTER NONSENSE AND GIBBERISH.

AutosRe: Used Corolla Toyota Good For Uber by Ombudsman1: 7:51pm On Feb 11, 2023
THIS TOYOTA COROLLA. SUCH A BORING VEHICLE. EVEN THE GEAR LEVER LOOKS LIKE SWITCHING FROM NEPA TO GENERATOR grin grin
RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by Ombudsman1: 4:00pm On Feb 05, 2023
AndroidAI:
He was seeking a generalized statement using Nigeria's illegal status to form a conclusion.

That's flawed!

You are obviously an idiot like op; a disgusting homophobe who can't comprehend what human right is.

I blame you not but your cognitive impairment.
STOP MAKING A MESS OF YOURSELF THE MORE. THE FACT THAT THE TECHNOLOGY IS A PIECE OF SOFTWARE RUN OFF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE DAFT AND NOT THINK WITH YOUR GOD-GIVEN BRAIN. WELL, THAT'S IF YOU CHOSE TO.

THE OP ASKED THE AI A QUESTION WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN ANSWERED BASED ON THE LAWS GOVERNING THE GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION HE RESIDES IN (NIGERIA). BUT IT DECIDED TO REWIRE HIS IDEOLOGY ON THE TOPIC WITH A GENERALIZED RESPONSE. IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW, IT IS A SUBTLE STRATEGY TO MAKE THE PRACTICE OF HOMOSEXUALISM A NORM WHEN IT IS NOT AND CAN NEVER BE ONE TO US.

SPEAKING OF LAWS, EVEN IN THE UNITED STATES, NOT ALL STATES RIDE ON THE SAME LAWS. SOME LAWS ARE ENFORCED IN CERTAIN STATES, IN OTHERS ITS LITERALLY NON-EXISTENT.

BACK TO MOTHER-LAND, THE LAWS OF THE LAND AB INITIO DOES NOT GIVE LEGAL CONSENT TO GAYS/HOMOSEXUALS. HOWEVER, THEY MAY EXIST IN THE SHADOWS BUT ITS PRACTICE ISN'T BACKED UP BY THE LAW.

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM
RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by Ombudsman1: 2:12am On Feb 05, 2023
AndroidAI:
When you come across an idiot, you don't need a prophet or prophetess to identify them.

Criminality is subjective, since there are countries where same sex relation is legal.

In Nigeria they may be considered criminals, but in the US the case isn't the same.


The bot is miles ahead of you in terms of intelligence.

I am impressed!
YOU STATED THE OBVIOUS WITH THE BOLDED AND YOU'RE CLEARLY THE IDIOT HERE.

THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ACTUALLY KNOWING THAT IN NIGERIA IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE BACKED BY LAW (WHICH IT EQUALLY KNOWS) BUT GOES ON TO RANT ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS AS PERCEIVED BY THE WEST.

IT KNOWS THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION IT IS REQUIRED TO GIVE BUT WOULD RATHER FOLLOW THE IDEOLOGY OF ITS "TASK MASTERS".
AutosRe: ABUJA CHEAP CARS(within 25m-2.5M)AUTOPHARM-NAIJA...√√Drop Your Orders!!! by Ombudsman1: 6:35am On Feb 02, 2023
austinceasar:
Lol, new currency won't still change the value of a car (current Abj market value 3.9m-4.2m)....just communicated your offer to the owner, let's see what he thinks.

In the meantime, let's see if I can find you a cheaper alternative
OKAY THANK YOU
AutosRe: ABUJA CHEAP CARS(within 25m-2.5M)AUTOPHARM-NAIJA...√√Drop Your Orders!!! by Ombudsman1: 10:47pm On Feb 01, 2023
austinceasar:
First body 2007 Lexus Rx330, Everything is 100% and untouched.

*#4M*

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Contact: 09038687770
3.3 MILLION CASH PICKUP TOMORROW. NEW CURRENCY BTW
AutosRe: SOLD.....2010 Nigerian Used Corolla Sports @ 3.3m by Ombudsman1: 5:00pm On Feb 01, 2023
lolly24000:
Available
I WILL PAY 3MILLION FOR THIS. PICKUP TOMORROW.

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