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FoodRe: Why Do People Eat This Kind Of Egg by Ombudsman1: 7:24pm On Feb 11, 2022
Eben91:
I prefer drinking raw eggs, sometimes if I buy 3 eggs that I will fry with noodles, before boiling the noodles I don drink 2 eggs come use only one egg for the noodles grin grin grin grin
That's unhealthy
NYSCRe: Bodies Of 5 Corpers Who Died In Accident Flown To Akwa Ibom For Burial (Photos) by Ombudsman1: 10:14pm On Aug 04, 2021
helinuesIsaMumu:
Baba lifeless and his ill luck. Tueh!!

RIP young lads. Your country failed you. Ordinary good roads, they cannot provide. Ordinary flight tickets to ur places of camping, your country cannot provide.

In my next world, I rather come back to life as a hippopotamus than coming back as a Nigerian
IMAGINE YOU REINCARNATED AS A HIPPOPOTAMUS STILL IN NIGERIA
RomanceRe: I Cum So Quick Please I Need Help... by Ombudsman1: 10:14pm On Aug 03, 2021
iLegendd:
I don't get offended with words. I used to, but the bigger my account gets, the more I realized my anger was because I was broke. Not anymore. Words from haters make me feel proud of myself. It lets me know there is progress and I want more of your kind.

By the way, that link he posted is his affiliate link. I know you don't know what affiliate is. I don't operate more than 1 account. I don't even know you, but I'm proud you know me.
Go f*ck yourself bro. Gat no time for the crap you spewed up there
RomanceRe: I Cum So Quick Please I Need Help... by Ombudsman1: 10:02pm On Aug 03, 2021
Yaxmax1:
You really need the book below in the picture.

It not too cost and it not too cheap.
Grab your copy at that given price

Click the l.i.n.k. Below.

https://shop.wetclef.com/?af=56
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The moronic fellow. Aka Ilegendd Same person with different account marketing his fake handouts
FoodRe: How Safe Is Macaroni/noodles After "Best Before Date"? by Ombudsman1: 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2021
[quote author= post=104394374]From the kitchen of @[/b], This is the answer you seek.

Pasta won't spoil easily because it's a dry product.
You can use it well past the expiration date, so long as it doesn't smell funny.
[b]Generally, dry pasta has a shelf life is one years, but you can typically push it to two.


We Rise![/quote]You claim to operate a grill and bar etc which you speak so highly of yet so idly appearing on every thread soon as it's created. For how long would you live in chronic delusion? You are far from normal
PoliticsRe: 2023: Buhari Not Interested In Delivering Transparent Polls To Nigerians ― Wike by Ombudsman1: 7:18pm On Aug 03, 2021
TRUST ANY POLITICIAN AT YOUR OWN PERIL. THEY ARE ALL DEVILS MANNING VARIOUS DEPARTMENTS!
TravelRe: LASG Announces Traffic Diversion At Marina For Lagos Rail Mass Transit by Ombudsman1: 7:18pm On Aug 03, 2021
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RomanceRe: Have You Fallen Inlove Before With Someone, You Cant Have by Ombudsman1: 3:35pm On Aug 03, 2021
PRE-NUT DELUSION
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Woman Seeking Marital Breakthrough Wears Wedding Dress To Church Servic by Ombudsman1: 9:48am On Aug 03, 2021
The fear of the biological clock. That lady is even more prepared to wed there and then
Christianity EtcRe: Sex In The Church by Ombudsman1: 4:02pm On Aug 01, 2021
cuffee:
i wonder how female angels pussy would taste like
Perv, I'm undoubtedly sure they'd taste same as your mum's own did in her youth. Hey why not ask your dad?
Christianity EtcRe: Sex In The Church by Ombudsman1: 1:03pm On Aug 01, 2021
WATCHING HOW HARDENED FORNICATORS DEFEND THEMSELVES
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Building A Mansion In Borno, Offered Neigbour ₦70m - Sahara Reporters by Ombudsman1: 11:17pm On Jul 30, 2021
Hausaman:
What an unprofessional journalism, where is the picture of the house ?. Where is the picture of the gate ?. Where is the picture of the street ?.

Huspupppi stole over 500million & gave 8 million to Abba kyari, automatically mr kyari becomes an ancomplice in law. Well we are expecting FBI to carry Allen Onyema along once they are done with the court extradiction case of Abba kyari.

Atmost Abba kyari will be turned to prosecution witness, that will give evidence in against huspuppi in court, for mr 007 is agent provecature.
MOR0N! Go back to the basics and learn to spell words properly then you can proceed to dine at the table with the learned.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1: 10:23am On Jul 27, 2021
Axzobr:
I just got there now(forbdocumentation)and the first question I asknwas the salary for graduates it's atleast 20k more than what's been mentioned here.
So na you sef. See Oga park well, we no fit believe anything you talk for here again Lai Lai.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1: 8:23am On Jul 27, 2021
xscoffy:
This is the politics u guys use in selling slot. U won't tell the novice the actual salary. Let's meet n bet money then move over to NDE OFFICE in ur location to make the enquiry. She showed me her PAYSLIP for crying out loud.
Like i stated. I work in oil n gas sector but v many friends in federal offices. The lady in question ain't a stranger to me. She works in NDE and got d job last year. She is on level 8 step 2. Let's bet and I get her PAYSLIP and paste here

Let's meet in a neutral ground n bet 100k,a neutral body holds the money n we move ahead to verify. Learn to be sincere in ur dealings.. it will help u get more customers than been deceptive.
All this salary hype are been done by SLOT SELLERS to novice. They tell u salary is 100+ for u to accept to pay a horrible sum to get the job until u finish paying.
NDE doesnt even pay arrears. Everything wipes off forever and salary starts counting from when u resume work. I won't be here and someone lies about what am fully aware of n I will keep quiet

Do have a nice day. Am off to work
Lol. The guy was arguing blindly. Two of my gees turned down NDE. it seems he is interested in getting the NDE job because them whine am say the salary na DPR scale. So when he heard it's 60k, him body system enter denial mode. grin
RomanceRe: How Did You Get HIV? by Ombudsman1: 2:10am On Jul 27, 2021
arthorjnr:
It's "retard", son. Get educated.
Always Take your ART drugs. Seems the virus is eating your brains too grin
RomanceRe: How Did You Get HIV? by Ombudsman1: 1:34am On Jul 27, 2021
arthorjnr:
I can see how well yours raised you.
Reetard, get a life. Take your meds too
RomanceRe: How Did You Get HIV? by Ombudsman1:
YungMillionaire:
Nonsense. What about people that get it from sharp objects. Not everything is about sin. Your brain is filled with sawdust.
The work your lousy father, mother, aunties , uncle's, relatives, grandfather, grandmother etc failed to do when you were a toddler is the very reason you've turned out this way; bitter, resentful and a piece of crap. For you, hope exists NOT!

But now, here's your one chance to set right what they all failed to do. A Glock 9, placed firmly on your temple with the trigger pressed briskly should put you out of this life-long misery. Take my word for it son.

Your father committed a SIN, an expensive one. YOU.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1: 9:51pm On Jul 26, 2021
Adekunlegold9ja:
Hmm so you work there and you receive 65k as salary?
E shock you ba. No na 650k. Oga argue with your keyboard abeg.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1: 9:45pm On Jul 26, 2021
Adekunlegold9ja:
Lol, you said you have a friend there grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin very funny. Even if it's true did you think that your so called friend will tell you the actual amount she receives has salary?
I have it on good authority the salary is 125k
A little around 65k. No level
RomanceRe: How Did You Get HIV? by Ombudsman1: 9:38pm On Jul 26, 2021
SIN IS VERY EXPENSIVE. BEST BELIEVE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1:
Bobbyunitedfc:
Lol we attach spirituality to every thing...
Some think it's by chanting prayers on internet forums. It's a colossal waste of valuable time without conscious practical efforts.
Do you know the thousands or tens of thousands who prayed in Nigerian churches today for a government job?
Now will everyone of them be employed?

Permit me to toot my horn a lil bit here but I perfected three I.T skills this year whilst still waiting for a job. Currently, I am even contemplating buying a slot again.

For those who will quote me, keep praying o. But keep your money on one side, build your connections as well too and above all, keep adding value to yasef.
It is then and Only then, the possibility of God helping you begins to turn an attainable reality.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1: 5:28pm On Jul 25, 2021
Nigerians and sentiments. A page clocks at 1000 and people wasting time "Marking Register".. lmfao
FamilyRe: Help! An Unwanted Pregnancy Is Ruining My Life. by Ombudsman1: 1:00am On Jul 25, 2021
Post-Nut Clarity Syndrome PNCS
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FRSC Recruitment 2021/2022 - How to Apply by Ombudsman1: 8:17am On Jul 24, 2021
francisgodstime:
But bro must the passport be red background?
Use one with red background, makes more sense
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 32nd Birthday Today by Ombudsman1: 9:24am On Jul 22, 2021
[quote author= post=103961534]From all of us @[/b] : Happy Birthday and many happy returns Frank Edwards.
May God continue to hold you strong.
We love you man.

How can we ever forget this beautiful song titled
"[b]Nara Ekele"

That song is an excellent song with soulful worship. This gospel piece calls us to praise God’s name every day of life.
Honouring the name of God, worshipping, thanksgiving, songs of praise.
Nairalanders, all these phrases are an essential part of our prayers to God.
The Bible calls on believers to offer a sacrifice of praise to God — the fruit of lips that glorify His name.
MAY the name of the lord be praised forever.
Once again.
Happy Birthday Frankie!



...Worship Time @MANNA.....
We sing this song every morning and night, before and the grilling business.
All praise be to the name of God. kiss


You've done so much for me
I can not tell it all
Narekele mo

If I had ten thousand tongues
It still won't be enough
Narekele mo

Chukwu na gwom'oria le
When You heal, You heal completely
Narekele mo

Chukwu mar'obimo

Isi ikendu le

We sing now
Narekele mo

What shall I render to Jehovah?
For He has done so very much for me

What shall I render to Jehovah?

For He has done so very much for me
Nara, nara

Nara, nara eh
Narekele
Narekele mo

We sing nara, nara, eh
Nara, nara eh
Narekele
Narekele mo

What shall I render to Jehovah

For He has done so very much for me

What shall I render to Jehovah

For He has done so very much for me

Nara ekele mo
Nara, nara eh

Nara ekele
Nara ekele mo
Nara, nara eh

Nara ekele
Nara ekele mo

What shall I render to Jehovah?

For He has done so very much for me

What shall I render to Jehovah?

For He has done so very much for me



Modify :

Thanks for the heads-up Bro Elijah.
We missed it up there.
Meanwhile, let's keep the song going.
It is all for the Glory of God Jehovah.
The devil has been put to shame again.
Jesus Rocks!

Btw,
We are not sir o,
We are simply WE.

Thanks and God bless you sir.


We guess you read the comment you quoted before quoting us.
Cos what you are saying is already in what you quoted!
Anyways, being a thread about Jehovah God,
Lets say another Amen.
The devil has been put to shame again and again.
What he wanted about this song, shall never come to pass.
Jesus is Lord forever and ever.
So therefore, Thanks Oga Sunny![/quote]Drunk and Deluded Hypocrite
CelebritiesRe: Angela Nwosu Receives A SUV From Her Husband, Austin Nnaemeka After Delivery by Ombudsman1: 12:16am On Jul 22, 2021
Woaw, that Changan CS85 is a beast, employs the same proximity sensing technology the Tesla uses. Nice Chinese vehicle I'd say
FamilyRe: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by Ombudsman1: 11:48pm On Jul 21, 2021
My man, you seem naive. Test the waters of character very well. You seem to have some bucks but these girls always mask when comfortable.

You also seem to have a scarcity or Oneitis mentality making you feel good girls are damn scarce. Such mentality places a man in a bondage and doesn't make him see afar off.

The girls family clearly knows what they stand to gain if their daughter marries you hence the mother says no man else will take your place.

Such promises are borne on the altar of lack, no good parent says that outside cos their child's happiness presently and in the future matters more than anything.
BE WISE, once you enter, no retreat, no sabbatical.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1: 7:00am On Jul 21, 2021
Wittywizard:
Sometimes I wonder if truly this is Nigeria.. I am getting tired of everything here and there... I am a graduate of Environmental science since 2018 and up till now no job.. First son of the family.. I am still wondering if there is any more hope to live on.. I ave applied for different job and work and up till now it is either u need a good source or pay someone.. I have no one but God and I believe one day I will smile at the end.. for all other going through pains knowingly or unknowingly, God will be our guide.. Dont give up for he his always with us...
It's well. But try to develop a workable and sellable skill(s). Easier said than done but honestly, A man should be always in a position to add value to himself regardless. Try learning a skill, learn something new today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Ombudsman1: 11:30pm On Jul 20, 2021
elaino:
around 70-80k I guess.
Sir would you know how much a graduate non-academic staff in a federal university earns presently? Thanks
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My Cabinet Of 3D Curiosities by Ombudsman1: 10:49pm On Jul 20, 2021
nijabazaar:
I use Zbrush.

I started from the default sphere.

The ears are custom brushes.

The eyes are from Blender.

Teeth is from cgtrader
Okay bro. What software would you recommend for making clothes for these 3d models?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My Cabinet Of 3D Curiosities by Ombudsman1: 4:51pm On Jul 20, 2021
What software did you use to generate the model? MAKEHuman??

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