₦airaland Forum

Baba don dey black oh
How dare DSS denied him his toning cream?

MufasaLion:
Other countries are trying to colonize Mars, this country is celebrating trash.

They didn't you food u up ur halitosis mouth and shout waaaa!
They give u food u shout wooowoooo calling it celebration of trash
Those country u mention eat first before going intergalactic.
Again does country no be naija mate. Many of them are over 200 years older than naija and they too have passed through their difficult phase one time or the other.
Even if it's just 200 people this pyramids help feed its worthwhile in a nation where its hard to even eat one square meal a day. If these rice is properly circulated and with positive resultant effect then it would be a quantum leaps for man.

The headline should have read:

How ipob made man of God lies.

Pataricatering:
Ofcourse any ritual killing you already know men are the perpetrators . Such a violent , greedy gender .

I am man but I can't help but agreed with u on this one...it's a shame.

LikeAking:
Who e ep?

That's why u re still chasing leftovers instead of dining like king.

Bad mind don't pay.

What about me that have already smashed her? Ask my hommie Wizzy.

Am always happy seeing this even if it's a small victory.

Nigeria army have to show them they are the superior side, while at the same time keeping vigil.
Terrorist employed ,guerrilla warfare, surprise attacks and ambushing
So we need to be vigilant at all time.
Long live Nigeria army.

Keep wailing... Been lying since 1980

An igbo man must sha eat, ride and Bleep nice asses hence the reason why ministry is being setting up everywhere.

But this konko head no try Sha. Because I first read this new on Unilad that means Nigeria is trending on the lips of Europeans again for the wrong reason.

This stupid governor is always hiding behind herdsmen for his non performance.

Wheelbarrow gifting governor. Tueh.

Christianity ehh??

Do u mean u cooked and ate a snake with it's scales? Damnn!

Rugged musician past and present will definitely include these guys
Eedris AbdukKareem, Marvelous Benjy, Daddy Showkey, Konga, Portable, Burna Boy, Peruzzi, Mallam Spicey, Reminisce, Ikechukwu and his Lil bro Uzi, Baba Fryo, Alabai, CDQ, Oritsa Femi Terry tha Rapman and Seriki

NB. I know some of the above mentioned dude are scrawny looking but they are vicious and reeks of street. What they lack in body mass they deffy make it up with attitude the likes that can break bottle on ya head.

Why is Shayo by Bigiano missing from the list?
What of Need somebody by Faze?
What about Forever and other monster hits from Paul Play?
Edris AbdulKareem Jagajaga, Mr lecturer and Oko omoge?
Dency and chucks ojuelegba
Mr fryo denge pose
Pasuma orobo ki bo
Trybesmen Oya
Freestyle Ok
Weird mc ijoya
Sound sultan jagba jantis
Faze kolomental
I could go on but let me stop here for now.

Hisba Wike. South una don see am.

Hmmmm let me see

MercyChen u wolfed all these food down because of one minute studio session?
U must be a foodie but it gives u beautiful curves no be lie.
I like how u started ur year by treating urself nice.
Fine girl no man...I for like to be ur bestie sha.

If na black American church it wouldn't close
Those pastors preach energetically and comically too.
The choirs are something else with acrobatic dancing sometimes and even raps.
No room for dull moments.

Happy birthday.

More grease to ur labia.

Happy birthday Nengi

More grease to ur labia majora and minora.
U need it in this industry.

Wazobia2216:
What do you call this It's from the North! Why is no one writing or protesting about it

Their mothers liked it

Modified:
This picture wasn't taken by me! It was in a tourist thread when he journeyed to Kano!

Hahahaha even a dead skunk know this picture is of South African.

newbornmacho:
Women are scum

Spits

This dude is a psycho abi sicko
Prolly been chooking second class pussy aka anus upandan.
Does being home also affect ur brain. Don't u have female u love in ur family?

But guys there is an already porous highway where gbolas they travel through naa.

And needles ain't having such luck like gbolas.

Make una pity her.

E pele slay queen. Doh but next time go to better clinic and tell ur friend or younger sis to not record u for once in ur life.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

This op want dey enjoy things behind the scenes

Cinematography kill you there

All I can say to u right now is issorite.

How about YouTube versus Tiktok?

Which one have faster monetizing rate these days?

thatsleepboy1:
Abeg compose your sentences well, like I said earlier, I've been talking with facts, also come up with yours too, kindly open the said verses and post them here yourself like we've been doing, no dey do anyhow.

Should we start picking errors in our write up now?

thatsleepboy1:
You need to read the bible and stop bringing up nonsense questions.

Abraham's works was justified by faith and during his time, there was no law, so stop your fuulishness and be schooled before you spit trash.

Ur religious is full of trash. If u need to respond to me do so by refuting those verses I post here.
Contradictory per excellence.
If ur religion teaches u people to be good why are 80 to 90 % pastor raping under age girls and sleeping with married women up and down? Why have they turn the church to circus show where they performed all acts of debauchery on women apart from finessing all their members of their hard earned money in the name of tithes, offering, sowing of seeds, miracles etc ?
Spat an Amber phlegm at ur feet.

pyyxxaro:
Happy birthday madame


More Grease to your Labia

Which one?

The majora or minora?

Leverage2021:
Same religion want to turn logic on its head

Too bad he couldn't even find any Hadith for this

A religion that believes Mohamed is superior to all men as a human being and places any woman he bleeps as superior to all women

please o what is daddy G.O and mummy G.O again

Sahih al-Bukhari 3411
Narrated Abu Musa:

Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "Many amongst men reached (the level of) perfection but none amongst the women reached this level except Asia, Pharaoh's wife, and Mary, the daughter of `Imran. And no doubt, the superiority of `Aisha to other women is like the superiority of Tharid (i.e. a meat and bread dish) to other meals."

Here is ur perfect religion of errors.

advocatejare:
The Bible teaches men to love their wives.


The Quran, the word of Allah teaches husbands to beat their wives, use hunger as a weapon against women until they die.





Here we are told that women should be confined to the house until they are dead, torture by starvation as commanded by Allah who Muslims claim is all merciful


The same Allah allows Wife beating in Islam:


Allah allowed wife beating

The bible didn't even acknowledge women. It hardly talk about women, that's why there is no chapter authored by any woman in the bible. Masochist spits. Apart from the book of being mother of all errors.

Nairalanders dealing holy cards again

None of u can just be bold enough to accept or confessed u have once took part in a forbidden booties before.

The thing about this nairaland done tire me. U all are anonymous here except me....but yet still can't speak truth and u wonder why our politician are dealing us dirts it's karma.

If everyone here is not knacking the high school girls who else is knacking them?

Corpers that always start by praying from the camp that they should be deployed to schools and communities with fine girls. It's like a rite of passage for at least 50 % of corpers annually.
During my school days even the female corpers enjoyed little touchings from some of us that were brilliant and handsome. It's just that we are not just as bold as girls to carry through on matter like that.
Corper Taofeek dealt with our girls seriously by the way a couples of us handsome guys ate good food from our female corpers who were also fond of touching us small small. I remember when I had to rubbed a Chinese balm on corper Sandra back. That babe was epitome of beauty and sexuality then. She was like demigod but boys don't have the gut that girls have in going after the adults.
There was green lights here and there which in retrospect always had me wishing If I can turn back the hand of clock I would have smash some corpers beautiful orifices even the ones that came from teaching practice.
Corper Sandra was my govt teacher then and took a big liking to me. Wished I had fed on those flawless jiggling melons on her chest. Talks about the word Buxom.
But I always comfort myself with the ideas that I enjoyed alot of warm hugs from her

I served when I was 21 and to be candid we played with some of the students, those were the days we thot we were wise not knowing we were still very ignorant. Looking back I wish I never did but the hell Nurse Funke as we fondly called her was even a mother of one. She was nineteen when I poked her. She took in when she one seventeen and had to stay back for a year or so but she was the most prettiest of all my students then even though she was a mother.
We ate good food and fruits from some that we never even bed. U have to learn how to keep many of them close for some fringe benefits
After serving I had to stay back with my uncle who was the DPO then in that village called Ode irele for a year. I can tell u frankly two of the set after mine even impregnate a female student. Abi the student keep telling the community she didn't know who among the two guys impregnated her.
This thing is real...wasn't proud I did back then but yes i did. Is it good to? No!
Smashing female students means a breech of trust the parents have on the school and the teacher and even the teacher will lose some of his or her respect from the students.