₦airaland Forum

Tomek09:
Yen yen yen. I served in Kebbi State this year. Wetin my kopa colleagues f^ck some of this school girls on hijab eeeh. They use hijab to cover their curves because you won't know they have ass. Those guys codedly dealt with them and you are here giving urself hope. Corpers dey Bleep for West, East, South and North codedly.

Ole barawo! *Ululating in Aremu Obasanjo's voice.
Everybody is saying my colleagues do the bleeping and not me.
Ole why don't u just be bold enough that u re the one that Kain them with ur throbbing belt?

The thing about this nairaland done tire me. U all are anonymous here except me....but yet still can't speak truth and u wonder why our politician are dealing us dirts it's karma.

Clout chasing as usual.
U think most Nigerians are mumu

U re not even 20 nautical miles of the great Bermuda triangle
The laws of physics et all that governed the place doesnt support even cargo freightliners near it talkless of a mere speck of a man swimming on it.
It's not shark that u will contend with. Long before any shark can pick ur scent u will be shredded into pieces by the sheer cyclone and flushed down the sea wormhole.

Hehehehehe these Christian fools again.
How can one lies to others till himself start believing in his lies?

McStoic:
This your comment smacks of so much ignorance. Is it the dictatorisl, Communist, non opposition tolerating Russia you are talking about or another one? Do you know the place of USA in human rights and freedom? See, hate USA all you want, but don't belittle their importance in keeping the world peace.

Every nation has their excesses. USA is not different. But she is heads and shoulders above other nations in terms of assimilation, human rights and opportunities. What you will achieve in USA within 3 years, you will not easily achieve elsewhere even in 10 years or more.



GOD BLESS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Yeah yeah I heard this bull craps all the time about US championing human right and freedom.
Yet they have been involved in wars more than any nation.
They would not squirm to drop bombs on children and civilian.
They are the sort u never wish to come to ur Country under any guise because they will leave torns of destruction in their wake.

benuejosh:
The only natural disaster we have in Nigeria is bandits, kidnappers and IPOB.

U forgot to mention government bro.
All the government since inception

BKayy:
A Hero.

Our very own BREAD Man, just like "Spider Man" and "Iron Man"

You can't hate Super Hero Chinwetalu Agụ without hating Jesus because, just like Jesus Christ fed 5k people with five Loaves of Bread in the Bible , Super Hero Chinwetalu Agụ (aka Bread Man) shared 10 thousand Naira worth of Bread to the poor in the Holy City of Onitsha.

Let it known from today, that at the 7th of October 2021, Super Hero Chinwetalu Agụ shared Bread to the poor at Holy ground of Upper Iweka, marking the coming of Biafra

Now we need our talented biafran artist to draw this man in a breadlike tank top and a flying cape. "Breadman Chi"

Coly2012:
There will carry people and get tired.

But they wouldn't carry a coward like u
Because u re only a keyboard warrior.
Shey u don't know where army checkpoint dey make u waltze in wearing biafra flag?
Abi make i give u direction?
U want others to keep showing act of bravery for the same course u believe in stupidly while u stay behind ur phone and egg them on

What is the secrecy if u can comfortably post this here in nairaland since without droves of helicopters and black armoured vehicle with combat seals dropping off the air into ur compound to whisk u away to an unknown location for questioning on how u get ur classified info?

Fork it the Russian have many of this facility. One area is even bigger than the entire Ghana.
Without Russia as the captain the US would have obliterate the earth long time ago.

Tinububalls:
The army has lose it worth.
Ordinary youths dey collect gun from army.
Na this hand dey wan take fight this incoming war in July 2023?

Did u all hear this fool?

Look at how many fools liked this piece of shiit u have vomits?

Those two soldiers paid the ultimate price for not being blood thirsty enough to spray bullets indiscriminately.
Do you think is they are coward or ignorant of rule of engagement they wouldn't kill more before they were killed?
That they choose to run doesn't mean they wouldn't have carried the day if they are blood thirsty. If they gunned down about 10 of their assailant immediately the rest will scamper for safety even u that spewed that thrash up here would not stand the heat.

We all know oil bunkering is a danger to even the entire community.

Igbo amakas

Macsjebs:
Wow, a lot of persons expected liquorose to win given her number of fans/followers on Instagram, didn't even come close...You did be greatly impressed after purchasing this: www.nairaland.com/5376666

In that case the voting don't always count.
Seems biggie is the one that decide who goes home with the money

ThEGodFaThEr104:
The only project and thesis you should be writing is; impact or effect of skull mining and organ harvesting among afonja youths of south west. A case study of Ogun and Oyo state.
Make sure to state clearly the independent and dependent variables in your chapter 3, research methodology.
Multiple regression should used in carrying out the analysis.

Shatapp! Mind urself fa!
Do u remember Okija shrine?

Other coins around the world are giving miners opportunity of mining for free before launch but stingy Nigeria government will have none of that.

Omo see intensive and extensive investigation?

Police detectives, forensic experts, medical examiner etc doing work to solve a crime that Nigeria police will solve in one day by beating, skin peeling by pressing iron or head immersion in water of any hapless man their church mind tell is the criminal.

It's these same jets the ipigs and the lets were chest beating over that they have put a halt to its acquisition.

This is yet another fail for the iPigs and the Lets.

I once reeled out the number of time they piglets here and their Daddies iPigs on twitter, Facebook etc have bragged about dealing with Nigeria with the helps of Almighty foreign nations but failed to come to pass.

Boko haram must be squashed and all the other enemies.

OJEEMAH:
Pele & Maradona's comparison was not done on that basis so its flawed and hold little or no significance in this debate........it was simply created by his fans to measure up but like i said, its completely irrelevant. The next generation will be more concerned with who won more Balon D'or, European Golden Boot, Trophies and Awards.

But alas the next generation u re talking about has already know there is always human flaws in selection of who win some of these awards.

There have been two to three time Sepp blatter robbed CR7 of Ballon D'or based on his sentimental inclination towards Messi.
The thing that count and will still count is wether a player in an all rounder in time of globetrotting and personal record setting and breaking.

The Dead man's dress has no semblance to igbo's dressing. That may be a Hausa or Fulani man.

Tufiaaaa!
How is this people any better than boko haram again?

The ipobs have perfect the acts of licking someone head off with precision similar to that of boko haram imagine!
But if na to kill their pigs or goat now dem go no go know anything other than knack am for head.

OJEEMAH:
See this

Ronaldo stats is more valuable and enviable than Messi

U can't compare a veteran who have fought wars on different sides, barriers-either of language, weather or culture, etc to the one who emassed on his accolades fighting war on known enemies for the better part of his career.
This singular fact will always made Messi a demi god where CR7 is GOD!

OJEEMAH:
Abeg, na who swear for Ex Man U players with criticism?? If Scholes is not ranting, Ferdinand will be blabbing or Neville who was fired as Valencia manager in less than 6months will be justifying rubbish on sky sports. The rate at which they criticize serving players and coaches, one would think they won the world cup.
My point is, why is it peculiar to those that played for Man U especially the so called English guys?

I have never seen Terry, Lampard, Gerard, Joe Cole, Ashley Cole and Tony Adams doing such and even if they have, not as frequent as these ex man u guys.

Are they the only guys that played football? Madrid, Barcelona, AC Milan & Bayern get legends too nau!

U said u have never seen the likes of Terry, Lampard etc criticising. That's because u re not watching enough. The upside fact is they became pundit because those stations saw something quite unique in them.

A CAN was killed by a can wielding assassin because the killer can not can anymore.

The English subtitle is simply:

Na power tussle among the empty cans.

Idiotic people too full this nairaland.

Because it's CAN President now any calamity that befalls him must be handiwork of Muslims.

Why do u people hate Islam this much and loved up to Christianity that plunged the world into anarchy today?

News flash the pastor was killed by an insider. Case closed.

Wow luckiest girl alive

To think just ten second late he would have wasted this girl life for a fruitless runs just like that.
Thanks giving is in order for ur life.
This guy should be tied and drop inside mosquito infested dungeon nightly and made to stares at the end the sun orbiting the planet daily.

But u can't wander this close to Whitehouse. Be warn fa!

Now that's the country I always identify as. Am a Russian by heart. And that's a great achievement for us.

I heard some of u saying we Russian don't have strong economy but we are not borrowing from you bloody americans.

Jakumo:
Hey hey hey, calm down bro. Ugly, belligerent, and saggy old women need love too, so don't be ashamed if that is your preference. Just go for it, and ignore people who mock you for dating grandmothers in exchange for spare change.

It's a dirty job but hey, somebody's got to do it haha. When you mount that old hag, you will be able to get wood simply by imagining that you are with a nice young and fit woman with pert boobs. Mind over matter is your key to financial success.

If grandmothers don't deserve love. Am sure ur dirty haggard looking weasel of a mother must have been dying of lack of cares and attention now from you good for nothing son.

Nairaland is full of hateful snakes. The venomous types. The never-do-well who think the should serve as jury in God's court judging people.
These celebrities are not the reason u re over forty or nearing 30 and haven't achieved anything other than long list of invectives in ur brain to dish out at will.

How does it hurt if u see people living their lives to the fullest and u smile or just move without pouring out ur hatred on them?

Nice pix sexy mama... Ur success is actually an inspiration. Would love to be as successful as u some day.

Destinepraise:
God bless America

U can see why an average Nigerian don't care about u turds when soldiers deal with u people?
God bless Naija Army then for all their atrocity in the South East.

IPIGSRDOTARDS:
Wow, this can't happen in a "sane country".

Sure the "sane country " crew won't show up now.

Bro e tire me ohh.

One actually showed up there and said God bless America.
If na naija this happen now they go berserk with every known invectives in English dictionary

free2ryhme:
Executive Producer: The CEO
The executive producer is like the CEO of the project. She hires the key leaders and talent – including directors, stars and producers – and supervises them. The executive producer often finances the project, either funding it herself or finding investors to raise the capital needed for production. A company can serve in the executive producer capacity and have one of its employees working as the executive producer. An executive producer may manage several projects at once and not go to the set at all, delegating tasks to those below her.

Producer: The Supervisor
The producer is the on-set supervisor of everything happening on the film or show. Every department head reports to the producer. He also collaborates with the director to ensure everything needed to realize the vision of the project is available and meets the budget. The producer maintains the budget financed by the executive producer and supervises, coordinates and schedules all main components of the project – from development through the distribution release.

U have said it all but to add to it
Producer is the one who hire the production crew and casts. Sometimes the dirctor may chips in if he has a particular artiste he want.
He supervises the whole production process and makes sure he is on hand to see to the smooth running of the set.

Basically the executive producers are the money bags who most time don't even know what a set look like. They just thrown in some money while they start counting their clock ticking before u return their money.

Okafor's law still in effect

To me I find this a welcoming development.

Atleast in few years time wailers will stop dragging federal government in all their tales of woe.
Some governors are born thief and wicked I can only pray they used this VAT judiciously.
Any state that's not performing hitherto will now have to work extra hard to lure local and foreign investors and also provide enabling environment for business to thrive in order to avoid becoming a failed state.

priceaction:
Very funny. I believe by the time he is buried or about to be buried, many of his organs will be missing too. Another person might have harvested his organs. Na competition, we know what our people can do. If you find out his name now, 95 percent chances that his name will be something like lukman, mutiu, taju, fatai, salami... They always believing aajo (sorry for those that don't understand), through human parts charming can bring them luck and money.
Nonsense.

U reeks of stupidity. Spits